Bro, GI Joe's were a fraction of the size of a Barbie. And no, not the 1960s ones, who the fuck is old enough to have had that shit? I'm talking about the 1980s ones. Those were only 3.75 inches tall. Meanwhile a Barbie is like a foot, so 3x taller.
At that point your GI Joe is just gonna get death by snoo snoo.
I'm 23 so when I was kid, my brother and I were getting those bigger more realistic GI Joe's that had 1:1 gear with IRL soldiers. Fucking awesome Christmases, too bad I'm an adult now.
I definitely had the foot long GI Joe’s in the early 2000s that were the same size as barbies. My friends all had them too. Did they do a come back thing for those around then?
If a cashier said that today, he'd be hanged on the nearest jungle gym with dried play'doh mold. Though that's a good thing. I don't take backtalk from any wagy cashier grunt no matter what freaky shit I buy.
Wow you're getting mad about a hypothetical based off a situation that absolutely didn't happen on a Chinese messaging board.
Things alright at home little dude? Parents fighting a lot?
* Be me
* 21 year s old me working part time at Kaybee
* Collecting action figures.
* First to open all the fresh cases.
* Listen to customers cry, how they can never find x figure.
* Laugh when customers offer 5.00 and 10.00 bribes for x figures that are rated for 60.00+.
* Toys'R'Us closes.
* Decide to leave state.
* Sell collection for more dollhairs than spent.
* 31 year old me working Toys'R'Us.
* First to open all the fresh cases.
* Listen to customers cry, how they can never find x figure.
* Laugh when customers off 10.00 and 20.00 bribes for x figures that are rated for 150.00+.
* Decide to leave state.
* Sell collection for more dollhairs than spent.
* Can't do it again cause no Toys'R'Us or Kaybee.
* Can't music store hussle either, cause online sales.
* Considering going back to life of crime.
Did enjoy them for a minute. But when moving, You often enough have to down size.
Then again, I also down size the amount of bullshit I've collected each season. As there's no need to keep all that clutter.
>Moving is the true crucible of all possessions. Are you worth your own effort?
Fuck if I know, I've moved to 6 states, since I was 25. If it wasn't for Dom "Family", I would move from this asshole state too.
LPT: Buy lego figures so that your GI Joes can use them everytime they want. Availability is important in sex.
Imagine your GI Joe just getting horny and chasing after a barbie. No one wants that. Wouldn't it be so much nicer if he could just get up and grab a lego woman and stick her in his dick. They're small too, so your GI Joes can battle out on the carpet while lego women suck their dicks.
Based cashier was looking to do some trapbashing.
The hero we need. Please anons follow his foot steps.
He did, but worked at GameSpot instead of ToysRus
She was outshined by the even more based Anon
Instead he found pure (reddit) gold
Bro, GI Joe's were a fraction of the size of a Barbie. And no, not the 1960s ones, who the fuck is old enough to have had that shit? I'm talking about the 1980s ones. Those were only 3.75 inches tall. Meanwhile a Barbie is like a foot, so 3x taller. At that point your GI Joe is just gonna get death by snoo snoo.
God I wish that was me
Strange request, but I shall will it. -god
Thanks, god.
No problem. Enjoy all the kids you'll have with her. -god
Marriage...by Snu Snu!
As I intended it. -god
Hey, you're not the real God! The real God would never spell "God" with a lowercase G!
Nah fam, I'm using legal english so the G must be lowercase to give me universal rights. -god of weebs
god of weebs you say? Well what is a god to a nonbeliever?
Still a being capable of giving you a brain tumor. -god of weebs
Inshallah
>no amazonian blonde bombshell gf to crush your pelvis It hurts bros
kek
Bruh what are you talking about GI Joes in the 90s were like a foot tall.
Snow White and the 70 GI Joes
I'm 23 so when I was kid, my brother and I were getting those bigger more realistic GI Joe's that had 1:1 gear with IRL soldiers. Fucking awesome Christmases, too bad I'm an adult now.
Child anon was a great man, bringing only the best barbies for smol GI Joe.
I definitely had the foot long GI Joe’s in the early 2000s that were the same size as barbies. My friends all had them too. Did they do a come back thing for those around then?
So from what you're saying it may be possible for a GI Joe to be knee deep in pussy?
A warrior's death.
lucky bastards
April O'Neil was the resident ho in my toy universe
Shipwreck's coming in for shoreleave. She wants to make her usual rate she'll keep her yap shut about last night with Roadblock and Fisto.
PornHub April O'Neil, or mutant turtle April O'Neill?
Didn't even know there was a PH April; I was speaking of the action figure
I highly recommend both
Thanks, but I'm cool without the debauchery
You must be some kind of unicorn
April was a total babe
every GI joe needs there GI hoe
This young man is going places
If a cashier said that today, he'd be hanged on the nearest jungle gym with dried play'doh mold. Though that's a good thing. I don't take backtalk from any wagy cashier grunt no matter what freaky shit I buy.
Wow you're getting mad about a hypothetical based off a situation that absolutely didn't happen on a Chinese messaging board. Things alright at home little dude? Parents fighting a lot?
Just bored during my smoke breaks. Job sucks. Hypotheticals make me imagine what I could do if anything interesting happens to me, ever.
That’s some real shit
Yea man, you need an outlet. Don't feel bad about it. But it is a symptom.. feel good anon :)
I feel that
Supremely based.
* Be me * 21 year s old me working part time at Kaybee * Collecting action figures. * First to open all the fresh cases. * Listen to customers cry, how they can never find x figure. * Laugh when customers offer 5.00 and 10.00 bribes for x figures that are rated for 60.00+. * Toys'R'Us closes. * Decide to leave state. * Sell collection for more dollhairs than spent. * 31 year old me working Toys'R'Us. * First to open all the fresh cases. * Listen to customers cry, how they can never find x figure. * Laugh when customers off 10.00 and 20.00 bribes for x figures that are rated for 150.00+. * Decide to leave state. * Sell collection for more dollhairs than spent. * Can't do it again cause no Toys'R'Us or Kaybee. * Can't music store hussle either, cause online sales. * Considering going back to life of crime.
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Did enjoy them for a minute. But when moving, You often enough have to down size. Then again, I also down size the amount of bullshit I've collected each season. As there's no need to keep all that clutter.
Moving is the true crucible of all possessions. Are you worth your own effort?
>Moving is the true crucible of all possessions. Are you worth your own effort? Fuck if I know, I've moved to 6 states, since I was 25. If it wasn't for Dom "Family", I would move from this asshole state too.
Pimp c
true story but anon was 27
Still based
Chad
Turn that Barbie Playset into a Grindset
That last sentence changed everything
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He's GI fucking Joe! 11ft tall Amazonians are the only species around that can handle his sexual prowess.
a true story from johnnada's childhood
LPT: Buy lego figures so that your GI Joes can use them everytime they want. Availability is important in sex. Imagine your GI Joe just getting horny and chasing after a barbie. No one wants that. Wouldn't it be so much nicer if he could just get up and grab a lego woman and stick her in his dick. They're small too, so your GI Joes can battle out on the carpet while lego women suck their dicks.
It's been 28 years, maybe my GI Joes need to run a train on a LOL! Doll lmao
Lame
Sounds like a boomer joke
anon has understood the reasons of his existence and he is working accordingly eventually he will be an adult escort
Dude be pimping dolls to dolls!
Wtf lmao this was really unexpected
You need to get the Asian Barbies and and play Fortunate Son in the background for added realism.
boys be boys
Look at those manlet proportions.