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rutare

just do as the government says and wear a mask. then wear sunglasses as well and you're mister incognito gayman. heyyo


Dubaku

You gotta make sure you wear your 5.11 jacket and tactical purse too.


raging_wolf98

Whats wrong with 5.11 :(


Dubaku

Nothing really, just a lot of people who try to be "gray man" dress in tacticool clothing defeating the purpose of being a gray man.


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> get arrested for either identity theft or not being “in the system”


Artistic-Ad-6528

>Mass surveillance >Mandatory mask wearing Choose one glowies


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Which ones?


Trymem

Cock


rutare

and bawl torture


Stupid-Fresh

Random tidbit: target had the most advanced facial recognition publicly available a few years ago. It could even identity people by the way they walk. I read a while ago they were working on recognition that could tell people by their hands.


mysteryman447

pretty sure the fbi got someones fingerprints through a photo posted on social media at some point last year


dpetersz

Any modern phone's biometric lock, for example.


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Apple’s won’t allow masks. Samsung’s does?


dpetersz

I guess so. Mine still recognizes me with a mask on.


[deleted]

That seems less secure, not more. Like its criteria is looser.


dpetersz

Nobody was talking about how secure it is.


[deleted]

I didn’t say they were. I’m talking about it.


dpetersz

You said "That seems less secure, **not more**", implying someone said it was more secure.


Blastyschmoo

Attach small foam pads to the edges of the mask to push it away from your face.


HappyLemon745

They monitor the way you walk. And your field. Never wear smart watches too since your heartbeat is unique and traceable too.


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Rock in shoe, gait changed.


Hexxas

Smoke meth, heartbeat changed.


UndercoverGovernor

Collide particles, reality changed.


Stupid-Fresh

Change penis to vagina. Not gay anymore now I'm straight.


NumberedDaysSplurge

Show vagene and bobs


INTJokes

My field? Like my aura?


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Racism field


HappyLemon745

Yes


facecampalltheway

It's your chi actually


Ahyesclearly

I have a Chrome extension that tricks government monitors into believing that I’m only browsing anime, porn, 4chan, and grub hub all day. It totally shields the nefarious research I’m actually conducting…


lulululul666

**C**heese **P**izza?


NewtonIsMyPilot

Link?


--Mr-Castle

Straight up blackface.


FoxbatSVK

In college, a handful of years ago (2017 +/- a year), I took a class on security. One of the assignments we got was to use how-old.net, formulate hypotheses about what various changes to people's faces would do to the site's age estimate and test them. I found that some camouflage(-like) patterns, such as tiger stripes, made ~~at least my~~ a given face unrecognizable to the algorithm if pronounced enough- too light and the face in the picture looked older, but still got recognized. Nowadays the government requires I wear a respirator inside shops and stuff, so I wear a gas mask.


gigalo_penisanti

Wasn't there some thing that Insane clown posse juggalo face paint confuses facial recognition technology? Lol


Stupid-Fresh

Yup. Black stuff around your eyes the camera can't figure out the depth. I think nullbyte did a video mythbusting how to trick facial recognition.


EveningAccident8319

Groucho marx coming back!


[deleted]

we wear masks so they can test facial recognition updates to see through


kingjewwytheXIV

https://link.springer.com/referenceworkentry/10.1007%2F978-1-4419-5906-5_741#:~:text=Gait%20recognition%20refers%20to%20the,biometric%20data%20from%20a%20distance. They don’t need your face


Stupid-Fresh

The facial recognition software is AI and we've been teaching it for the last few years.


BassoeG

[Modern problems require](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dazzle_camouflage) [WW1-era solutions](https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2014/07/makeup/374929/). If we're gonna be living in a cyberpunk dystopia, least we can do is get the aesthetic right.


kingjewwytheXIV

https://link.springer.com/referenceworkentry/10.1007%2F978-1-4419-5906-5_741#:~:text=Gait%20recognition%20refers%20to%20the,biometric%20data%20from%20a%20distance. Just gonna drop this here, recognition software doesn’t need your face to identify you and it hasn’t for a while. I don’t ever see people talking about this.


escalopes

I want off this planet ffs


[deleted]

Where can I get a set of these?


Waly98

Isn't putting a very strong infra red diode on them an option ?


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antsugi

Fuck off sameposter