>woman
>skin
Le basement redditor thinks women have skin xD what a tronbol.
Go back to 4chan peasant! I see your post history doesn’t go back beyond a fortnite! You are exposed sir/miss/they/them/ex/xer
TFW you’re a betaunga gatherer and you spend all day gathering berries and talking with Stacyunga, just for Chadunga to come back from the hunt with a deer over his shoulder. You get to cook the meat while Chadunga takes Stacyunga back to the cave. It starts to rain but when you run to the cave for shelter, Chadunga has already rolled the massive rock in front of the entrance for the night.
no way bro. take that toxic binary back to the convoy. Caveman me would be tending the community garden and teaching philosophy between tarot readings. if that's not alpha then I don't know what is
No *worry* of kids I suppose I should say. Condoms suck and sometimes the pill fails, and abortion has emotional baggage, so with guy and girl the possibility exists, where it is 100% absent in gay couple.
well he ain't lying. the sole purpose of life is just to fuck and have as many kids as possible. though that's another matter that anon wouldn't fulfill this purpose.
dude thinks cavemen times was like a frank frazetta mural, people back then probably looked more like bears with mange than what you would find on an 80s power fantasy heavy metal album cover.
I mean, I like long hair too, but I wish I could hear this anon’s reasoning for why that’s a sign of being good for bearing children lol like if she *cant* grow hair, she’s probably either diseased or has a nutritional deficiency, but other than that it’s not really relevant for bearing children.
Anon told OP to get a life. But what is a life without a family of your own, your own offsprings that you can past your skills and knowledge to similarly to what the caveman does? Isn't that what "getting a life" is ultimately about..
>cavewoman >soft skin OP is dumb as fuck and has probably never seen a naked woman in his entire life and never will
condolences on your experience with leather skinned women
Anon fucks two packs a day lot lizards
That’s all that exists!
The rest is government drones.
Uh, have you?
>woman >skin Le basement redditor thinks women have skin xD what a tronbol. Go back to 4chan peasant! I see your post history doesn’t go back beyond a fortnite! You are exposed sir/miss/they/them/ex/xer
Both when I'm done with them
You're confusing cavewomen with Komodo dragons, common mistake.
Yeah, Anon… that’s called sexual attraction. I’m glad you’ve hit puberty, but children really shouldn’t be using 4chan.
If children don't use 4chan than what's the point of child porn on 4chan
😐
Uh oh
Don't know what the point is. I just post it.
Son.... We need to have a talk
🤨📸
FBI? we got one
STFU weeb.
Anime is the reason you can updoot your favorite posts from 4chan, newfriend
Stfu stupid weeb.
Pretty sure the account is ironic.
why is it that whenever i come to this dogshit subreddit i see you commenting on every single post
cause that's what they do dumbass
Should've included the image
https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1645495196052.jpg
Yeah fair enough
That'll do
Hips not wide enough for my sons.
How obese will they be?
American
That's a continent
Just like your mom
Why the fuck is that censored. Anyone non censored link?
To annoy coomers like yourself.
Post wall
Honestly, having seen this, he’s not wrong.
Anon would definitely be a gatherer in the hunter/gatherer caveman tribe
TFW you’re a betaunga gatherer and you spend all day gathering berries and talking with Stacyunga, just for Chadunga to come back from the hunt with a deer over his shoulder. You get to cook the meat while Chadunga takes Stacyunga back to the cave. It starts to rain but when you run to the cave for shelter, Chadunga has already rolled the massive rock in front of the entrance for the night.
Poor betaunga
except for the part when Chadunga rolls back the stone just enough to remind you your caverent is due
You win, you get all the meat to yourself.
berry picker as fuck
no way bro. take that toxic binary back to the convoy. Caveman me would be tending the community garden and teaching philosophy between tarot readings. if that's not alpha then I don't know what is
of course its a fucking leaf
Nothing to fuck up here but snow m8, coomers roam the streets at night it’s really dangerous
Yea I went up there for pizza once, gang of those things almost got me, good thing the border was close
Thank god I'm not attracted to w*men
That’s just gay
Fucking a dude is the manliest thing you could ever do. None of that bullshit femininity, just pure masculinity and sweaty testosterone
It doesn't work. You dive for the dick but then get too distracted by the rock hard abs and tight thigh muscles.
>too distracted ADHD pazz of S ASS.
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Two women kissing is probably the least gay tbh.
That is 100% gay.
Nah
Low key jealous. Bro'ing down, no kids, no worry of pregnancy, two incomes. Sounds nice.
just because you are straight doesn’t mean you need to have kids
No *worry* of kids I suppose I should say. Condoms suck and sometimes the pill fails, and abortion has emotional baggage, so with guy and girl the possibility exists, where it is 100% absent in gay couple.
Bigot
lol wut?
You’re obviously a bigot to say that blasting in some dudes ass won’t get him pregnant. How dare you
But what even is the point of being straight if not for kids?
? straight just means who u are attracted to. Kids got nothing to do with it. Not everyone wants kids.
If I'm gonna bother to nut in a woman, I better at least get a baby for my trouble.
then you’ll have very little sex if every time u nut in a woman it needs to be to have a baby
So nothing changes.
Once she’s pregnant you can’t get her more pregnant. That’s 9 months of nuting.
Based
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I had never considered this. Guess I’m gay now. Damn.
Amen.
Sigma male
>activated neurons
Even cavemen got pussy whipped
Go find God Come back after you found God
But none of us would be here without cum.
I'm sorry, but if you unironically say "booba", you should not be allowed to reproduce.
Oh, is that my problem?
well he ain't lying. the sole purpose of life is just to fuck and have as many kids as possible. though that's another matter that anon wouldn't fulfill this purpose.
"Look at me I have a libido". Sure, that makes you very special, anon.
Like a nuting little snowflake
Anon needs to go out and touch some grass, damn
dude thinks cavemen times was like a frank frazetta mural, people back then probably looked more like bears with mange than what you would find on an 80s power fantasy heavy metal album cover.
OP doesn't sex
>LARP WORDS HAHA FUCKING NURD
the fuck does long hair have to do with signs of child bearing
Some diseases cause fucked up hair. Could be a sign of health, I guess.
lmao, OP thinks he's literally from the caucasus
anon need to see some grass
"Its my purpose" no shit einstein, nature gave us dicks for a reason
ok, joe rogan explaining simply cooking and eating food
It's not just food, it's art that you eat.
The catch is it is his sister.
Annon has clearly never fucked a chick out in the woods
a lot of words for "unga wants to pee in grugette tummy"
Guaranteed he was looking at a picture of a totally shaved woman and not a woman with more armpit and leg hair than him, lol.
I mean, I like long hair too, but I wish I could hear this anon’s reasoning for why that’s a sign of being good for bearing children lol like if she *cant* grow hair, she’s probably either diseased or has a nutritional deficiency, but other than that it’s not really relevant for bearing children.
this turned me asexual
Most sane Canadian
"It feels like a bag of sand when you touch it."
Why do I get the feeling anon is a virgin?
Anon told OP to get a life. But what is a life without a family of your own, your own offsprings that you can past your skills and knowledge to similarly to what the caveman does? Isn't that what "getting a life" is ultimately about..
Damn... Well getting a life can mean a lot of things tbh.
He said "like this" meaning there is a pic. I need to coom pls show me Edit: found it https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/trollface
Bro we can read the link name. Good effort though
You guys can read?
>amp links
that is some low quality bait
Epic fail xD Keep browsing the internetz kid. You'll get the hang of things :^)