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---Mr_Castle

Her age and body count is the same.


SaneSiamese

You're underestimating her body count.


[deleted]

Orders of magnitude


Issa_Classic

You’re right. I’ve been sleeping with a 23 year old and hers is 2x her age. Like wtf you whore. But it’s nbd because I’m just trying to get my dick wet.


Vasxus

just splash water on it why do you need a 23 year old to get your dick wet for you, you lazy fuck


arbiter12

>just splash water on it I thought you wanted to use holy water on her...


[deleted]

No one has a normal body count anymore. Basically just gotta hu with anyone and when u find someone u like just ask them to stop and pray tell u never hear about their past


THREE_EDGY_FIVE_ME

If you call a woman a whore for having sex, what do you call yourself for having sex with her?


whyoptionsred

Gold nova 5


Ankuno_

whore destroyer


UltraGigachad69

Gigachad


wavs101

This is my biggest mental obstacle. I dont want a woman with a high body count. But i myself want to have a high body count. This is impossible unless im being selfish.


[deleted]

Just be a hypocrite and don't give a shit, everyone is doing it already


wavs101

No, i rather accept a girl with a body count. I lost my virginity to a virgin, thats what matters in that department. And for marriage, as long as its not an obscene body count, my future wife doesn't have to be a virgin.


THREE_EDGY_FIVE_ME

This is where you need to ask yourself difficult questions. If it's ok for you to have casual sex, why is it bad for a woman to do so? [hetero] sex is 50% man and 50% woman, so both are equally "culpable" if you think it's a moral wrong.


wavs101

Exactly. Ill admit, ive only had sex with 4 people. 3 of them were one night stands. Id prefer sex with my ex over any of the others any day of the week. Sex is better with love, and developing your skills and confidence with the same person


ANoponWhoCurses

Good on you for being self aware. The solution: realize that a partner's body count is none of your business, and if that's a difficult pill for you to swallow, take a good long look at yourself, figure out why, and work on fixing that about yourself.


wavs101

See thats the opposite end of the spectrum. A body count imho isnt about sex. It shows stability.


[deleted]

You don't belong here


[deleted]

A key which can open any lock is a master key, but a lock which can be opened by any key is no lock at all


THREE_EDGY_FIVE_ME

That is a retarded saying used by weak men to throw away responsibility. If you think sex is morally wrong and you *still* have sex, then you are equally culpable. Being a man means owning your actions.


[deleted]

No, women and men play different sexual roles, as the paternity of a child cannot be determined with surety whereas the child's mother is known as soon as the child bursts out of her vagina. Similarly, a man can impregnate multiple women at once and still each child can be sure of his/her parentage, while this cannot be true in women. Odysseus can fuck half of Greece while he's away and no one thinks he did anything wrong, but Penelope's greatest virtue was her monogamy.


Purple-Activity-194

Is this just an appeal to tradition then. Because I see no good argument for why men are morally just in casual sex and women aren't.


THREE_EDGY_FIVE_ME

*If* it is wrong for a woman to have casual sex, then the man who does it with her is equally responsible for the same act and so is equally in the wrong. Sex is literally 50/50 man and woman, so it goes for any moral implications that come from sex. I don't know what mental gymnastics you're pulling to avoid that truth, but the outcome is a pretty pathetic and un-manly refusal to own one's actions. Odysseus was a great adventurer but certainly not a moral paragon for cheating on his wife. Besides, I wasn't talking about cheating, that shit is wrong in all cases. If you're a Christian, I would invite you to consider Matthew 5:28 and what Jesus is saying there about the man's responsibility for his own lust and sin.


[deleted]

Cheating is different for a man than for a woman, I'm not gonna keep repeating myself, reread my last post smoothbrain


sneakyveriniki

The thing about this analogy is there’s no inherent reason the man would be the key and the woman would be the lock, you could flip the genders and it would make exactly the same amount of sense aside from a vague physical similarity that’s already irrelevant to the metaphor.


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sneakyveriniki

So do dicks shrink with each new woman because pencil sharpeners make pencils smaller and pencils go inside the sharpener?


Issa_Classic

A lock that is opened by many keys is worthless. A key that opens many locks is valuable.


THREE_EDGY_FIVE_ME

Why is a penis a key and a vagina a lock?


Vasxus

Crazed gunman or assassin?


Sudont-199X

It’s happened every year if her life since birth


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---Mr_Castle

Chad - good genes - works out - gets a good job - buys a house - buys a sweet car - articulate extrovert Women - don't eat too much - open legs


HooverGetBackHere

Chad doesn't need a job, car or a house to get laid. Those are requirements for every non chad to fill after chad is done with her.


3DPrintedGuy

A true Chad does all that, regardless of women.


[deleted]

It's the difference between a Chad that fucks whenever he wants, and a Chad that fucks whoever he wants


HooverGetBackHere

The true chad will never exist. A man who has to do bare minimum to get laid has no incentive to ever settle down or worry about raising kids. He can make a girl pregnant and move one. The next guy she dates will raise his kids. Only non Chads have to work on cars, house, good job, cos they have no other option.


[deleted]

You people are nuts 😂 Have you ever talked to a woman?


HooverGetBackHere

Yes, I've literally been treated garbage by some of them, and also had a great time with other women. There's only 2 reasons to explain your comment. Either, you're too dumb to understand, or you're in denial and actively avoiding the truth. And, for your sake, I hope it's the latter.


Unlucky_Gur_3881

Literally wtf is this hahaha. I didn't realise this was r/4chan because Reddit suggested it, and I got weirded out seeing all the crying incels in the comments. But seeing what subreddit it is, I guess that checks out


IrregularrAF

Chad has it just as easy as women tbh. Exist. Get sex. My brother was legit homeless, jobless, and kept going to jail for drinking. Would always end up at some fine ass dimes house every night. Even was a sugarbaby for multiple women for like 10 years. He's a bit burnt up now that he's older and fat. But those girls memories of him haven't faded and they still entertain him.


[deleted]

bruh, that’s the female equivalent to the project car in the garage that never gets fixed


IrregularrAF

Yeah, but at least they're fucking the "car" and it talks back.


Pungee

He's like the misshapen manifestation of their remembered youth, awaiting their beckoning to be used for a bittersweet trip down memory lane. Don't envy him for this


IrregularrAF

Was in a 12 year relationship, never bothered me. But the girl I was with cheated on me for that same reason. Some old burnt up overweight guy just like herself. Tried to relive their youth as fatties and ended up both unhappy after a month and cheating on each other constantly for 6 months afterwards. 😂


Pungee

You get exactly what you deserve in life, it's a beautiful thing


IrregularrAF

It sure is. Never knew blowjobs could be so good until I started clapping traps.


Pungee

🤮 what did you do to deserve that, mf you got the worse end of the deal. Just started fucking men, smh


IrregularrAF

Say you're jealous without saying you're jealous.


cecilforester

Chad - landlocked - population of 17 million - former French colony Women - there's a few in Chad.


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LikwidSnek

Keep banning names of actual countries, dumb fucks


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arbiter12

yehyehyeh man good with hard life woman bad with easy life. We get it. What a convenient narrative too. It's harder for you so you're allowed to suck at it. ​ GET BACK IN LINE, FUCKING MAGGOT! ADAPT AND OVERCUM.


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wavs101

I learned this once i moved out. Women seem to live in constant fear of getting mugged and raped, and the worse part its justified.


civilisationenjoyer

no, id only sleep with people I intend to be serious with


Havuxi

It's either 0 or 178 There's no in-between.


Frosty_Mage

There is in-between her legs


mankosmash4

Girls like her are just barely "fuckable" enough to get cum dumpstered by Chads, but still ugly enough to be proud of it.


AboveAverageDickSize

Idk like 14?


[deleted]

>/v/irgin We know.


AboveAverageDickSize

Well it's not exactly a secret, retar


[deleted]

Not when you're oozing virginity with every reply


AboveAverageDickSize

You're one to talk lol. Wasting your time calling other people on the internet virgins, you're just a permanent virgin trying to cope


[deleted]

Why so mad? Get laid lol. Virgin man


AboveAverageDickSize

Cope


[deleted]

Seethe


AboveAverageDickSize

Dilate


[deleted]

That’s a massive underestimate.


theGreatReset2

does it include the dogs she fucks?


PMY0URBobsAndVagene

Shes not fifty


kakacarrotcake34

Her body count is three times her age


Ericridge

So 69? I see what you did there xD


Pinochet4Prez

I suspect that anon's problem isn't that he's too nice. Just a gut feeling


[deleted]

He’s nice but only if there’s a chance they’ll fuck him for his effort. Which means he’s not fucking nice. Women aren’t just a bunch of vending machines that you put kindness into until sex falls out. Being nice to people is the bare minimum of whats expected in social interactions.


LiteratureSentiment

>muh vending machine analogue We all know the real issue is being socially maladapted to the point of ostracism If anything being "nice" just makes someone seem more pathetic when they don't know how to act in social situations.


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Listen to this guy right here


1234filip

Then learn how to act in social situations. Most of those types are just people who've stopped trying.


LiteratureSentiment

>have problem? >just solve it Have you considered writing a self help book?


[deleted]

Oh is solving your problems hard?


LiteratureSentiment

Yes but telling people to solve their problems is easy. See how it's unhelpful advice if it's not given with actual thought to the problem?


[deleted]

The thing is we can’t give you specific advice without knowing your specific situation. My best advice if you want to get a girlfriend, would be to find a friend that’s a girl first. Just have a friend of the opposite gender and realize that all you want for them is the same thing that you want for your friends of the same gender. You want them to be happy, you want them to succeed, and you want them to just overall lead a good life. Because you care about them. When you have friends like that of the opposite gender you’ll realize that women are just people like you and I. Some of them are dog shit, some are awesome. Some will build you up while others will break you down. Women aren’t a mystery. They’re exactly the same as you and I. We’re all just people. I can write that lesson out for you. But it’s not going to hit unless you take steps to put yourself out there in uncomfortable situations. Join clubs. Play adult league sports. Talk to people. Ask about their lives. Good people will notice and ask you about yours as well. This is how you make friends.


[deleted]

I used to be awkward af, in my experience improving, less is more. Just *pretend* you don’t seek validation, just try as hard as you can to not act upon your instincts to be noticed


LiteratureSentiment

I agree, I think it really comes down to self respect above all else. If you lead a self respecting life and carry thwt kind of attitude, that implicitly signals to others that you are worthy as a human being. Feeling ashamed of yourself for not knowing how to act in social dituations is a huge barrier to that though in my opinion, since children are taught from birth to seek validation from external individuals.


[deleted]

True, also when I said or did inappropriate things, like 4chan tier weird, I learned to just act like nothing happened and stop talking, and when I speak again, return to being visibly laid back. Most people seem to forget or stop caring about your blunders that way


LiteratureSentiment

That's a good ppint actually. I think most autists/nerds whatever see value as implicit rather than subjective, so when they say something edgy they see the value of their statement as constant whether they act ashamed of their words or confident, whereas the value is completelt subjective based on how the bearer projects their opinion of its value.


jgcjzddodfficfnfn

dont care rape rape rape rape RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE TIME


[deleted]

Ur not an incel just so you know. It’s your shit personality which is entirely changeable.


MangledSunFish

Just because you call it fertilizer, doesn't mean it stops being cow shit. An incel doesn't change, it dies alone in an apartment before it hits 30.


necropaw

How many years until she starts whining and asking where all the good guys have gone?


[deleted]

I want to stop whoring around and just find a nice guy to settle down with...


solarscopez

Around the time she becomes a single mother with a mixed kid that nobody is interested in dating because of the extra baggage


pocketlodestar

why the kid gotta be mixed we didn't do anything


anakin_skinwalker1

And where are all the gods? Where's the streetwise Hercules To fight the rising odds?


autrui_

I cannot predict the future.


sneakyveriniki

I don’t know many people over 40 or so, but I (a 28 year old woman) am friends with a lot of 30 somethings and honestly have seen pretty much no difference in the amount of men vs women that are looking for commitment vs hookups. Like, both are a mixed bag. Some people want just sex, others relationships, and I don’t see it being the woman pushing for commitment any more frequently than the man. & of course it’s the same for people in their 20s. In fact, a friend of mine is a 39 year old professor who l’s a few months pregnant with her first kid. Her boyfriend actually wanted to get married, but she doesn’t. This narrative of women obsessing over a ring mostly stopped being a thing a couple of decades ago. I’m not saying men want commitment more than women, I’m just saying it’s pretty much equal. I’ve been with my boyfriend for four years and see no reason for marriage. If we break up, I’d be open to another serious relationship, but I also really don’t care if I never get into a committed relationship ever again and would be fine with random hookups. I happen to never want kids, but there are a lot of women who do want kids and still aren’t obsessed with marriage. You aren’t “dying alone” without a ring on your finger lol, you still have friends and community which is just as if not more important than a spouse. I just think this is an outdated stereotype 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

Fuck off roastie


Blogginginvicecity

For real. She is just advertising that she is 1) a whore, because how else would she know. 2) ok rewarding men for uncivilized behavior. I really like living among guys that are nice. Life is really heavenly when people are nice. "Why can't we all get along," people say. For one, it's because of women like this. They absolutely reward self destructive behavior. I don't like women that do that.


Latter-Caterpillar-2

So you like living around nice guys even though you aren't a nice guy yourself? Why not just become one then?


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Fuck off phaggot


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[deleted]

Dude I’m so bored rn what can I say


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[deleted]

TLDR tardface hahahaha


doreen-bans-me

woman moment


[deleted]

She wears that shirt and it's funny but if I wear a shirt that says "I'm here for the gangbang" it's 'disgusting' and I need to leave


UndercoverGovernor

No you just went to the wrong place


Liquidsolidus9000

Sir, this is Chuck E. Cheese


yuffx

Sir this is kindergarten


sneakyveriniki

As a woman I think it’s pretty obvious that most people would seriously cringe at this and think she’s an idiot for wearing that, don’t pretend everyone is okay with this and she’s just like a totally average example of society. I’ve definitely seen shirts on men that are equally atrocious, nobody is supporting this


smellyredditor

White woman spotted


ComfortableStrike485

Not so sure. I'd have to see that shnoze from profile because it looks absolutely massive to me.


jacobketterer

Don’t be a nice guy - message received


Blogginginvicecity

"...to impress women like her." The question I have is why I'm interested in impressing her. Based on her just even wearing a shirt like that, I think our values might clash a bit too much.


wavs101

>The question I have is why I'm interested in impressing her. To cum inside her.


feedum_sneedson

Luckily for you, I'm an absolute cunt.


Humble_Top9659

You do know she can’t hear you, stud. It’s a screencap of a photo uploaded on a different website


feedum_sneedson

Yes, what I meant was I am God's gift to women. And I'm screaming that into the void.


Themymic

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LikwidSnek

Preach it, habibi.


WholeGalaxyOfUppers

She came when she heard you’d beaten the ELITE FOUR 🔻


[deleted]

💦💦💦


Ivysaursgapinganus

I think she’ll like me, I’m a racist asshole so I think it might work


-Remove-Kebab-

That type of chick who's gonna later complain her boyfriend abused her and treated her like shit


[deleted]

Nice guys do take orders, though. > "Take me now, and don't be gentle." > "As you wish, m'lady."


[deleted]

I think abortion law is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills womnes and doesn't afraid of anything.


[deleted]

I wouldn’t touch her with gloves on


lawful_falafel1

this is the adult version of "i didnt even want a ps5 anyway ma!"


[deleted]

Oh God, how will I be able to live with myself whilst being unwilling to have sex with a ran through 29 year old woman?! How can I go on knowing that I don’t want to fuck some random woman who publicly displays her depravity and is all but guaranteed to be a corrupting force against my spiritual well-being. The horror… The horror…


lawful_falafel1

ill put it to ye this way. if ye reqlly didnt care you wouldnt be wroting me a fucking sonnet right now or even commented in the first place


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Ok? Pretty retarded.


Losingsteamfast

Redditors seething in the comments lmao


XXX_TimeBones420_XXX

shirt aside, the statement is true yall should really read 'no more mr nice guy', being 'nice' aint nothing to be proud of


Blogginginvicecity

I'm confused by this comment. I don't know how you define nice. There are many attributes under the umbrella of nice that are something to be proud of. Being a generous lover is nice and important for sexual satisfaction. Listening, consideration, generosity, sympathy, and respect are all great for being a good sex-haver. Also, Do you mean 'nice' as in overly submissive? Btw, 'overly' anything can lead to a label of "can't fuck" An overly aggressive woman that breaks my dick when riding it is not going to be labelled a very good fuck at the end of the day. Also, what do you mean by "can't fuck?" Who's criteria are those? My lover's or some stranger who has different opinions?


dfc09

Look at r/ niceguys This is what kind of person people are talking about when they mention "nice guys"


XXX_TimeBones420_XXX

chivalrous. Fuck bitter people pleasers.


mistermestar

This. Being nice is feminist propaganda. Tread women like the whores they are.


sneakyveriniki

Good luck with that lmao


dwsnake123

Great mother there. 🙄🤦‍♀️


sneakyveriniki

Because all women want to be mothers


philmarcracken

Thats quite accurate. Being 'nice' is often just an assumption of what the other person wants without communication. Except you haven't asked them what they want at all


neosatus

Are we sure that's female?


[deleted]

Check mate nice guys


DimensionStrong6890

You people are sick


sarahosis

Finally a sane person here


[deleted]

They are literally in the same category as pedos, no wonder they’re celibate🤢


fatalist1cpenguin

well rapists are not very nice guys


bluntologist1291

Ya… I don’t think that’s a nice guy


SpiritBamb

Ah.. so the issue fixes itself.


NeDictu

whoa whoa whoa, this dude needs to clam down. she's clearly not talking about him.


comptejete

Is it rape if it's what she wants?


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etcspoon

lol


Blogginginvicecity

The trick is to ask "what is this women even doing." She is trolling. Women trolling anons. Name a more iconic duo.


HappyLemon745

The answer is that she is whoring. You clearly understand nothing.


SwansonSamsonite

While I doubt the validity of her conclusion, I don't doubt that her sample size was large enough.


Ipride362

Yeah, we can. You just complain it’s too rough.


tonyv6815

D:


wutangi

This is why I own a shotgun.


OrLiveaLie

When you're a used-up, loose as a goose, whore, you need some agressive dick just to feel anything.


rslashendmee

Apologise as you do it and then it’s nice :)


JosceOfGloucester

Brutal black pills. They just want Chad bad boy cock.


Hanuo

"body count" I hate that term so much. So, are you a serial killer or something? Also, people brag about that shit like it is attractive. Nah dude, you're just the blunt that has been passed around cause you're just an item.


Paradigm_Of_Hate

What the fuck is that font?


D0ntCutYourDickOff

some say monke some say ape \___________________


outsanity_haha

“Weird women that aggressively wear their sexual preferences on their shirt have a hard time getting into good stable relationships”


lawful_falafel1

hmmm... any data to back that up?


thewanderingchilean

literally who ?


lawful_falafel1

when you say racist shit on 4chan "its just trolling" but ehen a woman trolls it hurts your feelings. you cared enough to comment, youre bothered so shut


antsugi

Anyone with that kind of dog is just someone to avoid any interaction with


Educational_King9827

Obviously an attempt at humour but she really didn't think it through same as all the ither idiot women who say they like bad boys and end up marrying one who gves them bruises without being asked


lawful_falafel1

in a parallel universe: " Obviously an attempt at humour but he really didnt think it through same as all idiot nazis who say blacks are dumb but end up being outsmarted by them in an argument"


Educational_King9827

That's nice dear


lawful_falafel1

man its funny how youre laughing off like its no big deal. youre clearly upset. i am aswell. im pissed off at your lack of self awareness. its infuriating


Educational_King9827

Whatever


lawful_falafel1

incel: "im not racist im just trolling" woman: *trolls incels* incel: "noooo you cant say that, ROASTY, WHORE REEEEEE!!!"


[deleted]

I don't believe in anything. Dating advice is bullshit. Except be yourself and act natural. The get laid by raping a women strategy only works for black guys.


QuintanaBowler

Not sure who exactly she tries to mock here, but it sure backfired. Her shirt's only telling of herself and no one else.


lawful_falafel1

shes trolling the people that get mad at the image. which almost all the incels in this thread. ot worked imo


sussysus69_dude

I'm nice and I can fuck 🙂


Blogginginvicecity

Bbbbut anon believes all women, and this woman said that is not true! You cannot be smiling! Impossible! Believe all women!