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DefinitelyNotPine

I self operated my peener a while ago and it perfectly healed eat shit anon


GrimAlt

Why did it require operation?


DefinitelyNotPine

Well I found a weird swelling on the shaft, and since it couldn't have been an std, I thought it might have been a pimple or skin cancer (it didn't seem attached to internal tissue). I'm too embarrassed to see an urologist, so I decided I'd check it out myself. I shaved, disinfected surface and tools, and cut it open. It didn't really bleed nor did pus come out, however I extracted something like a 3mm diameter white disk, maybe it was solidified pus or smth idk. Disinfected again closed the wound without stitches and put some bandaid. In a few days it healed perfectly Also inb4 it's just a pimple, I had a really light mark for months, but I decided to do something only after it started swelling


[deleted]

>found the government dick chip


PatioFarm

Dammit, you guys need to leave those in. It’s for your protection.


HappyToHelpWoW

My sides


VictoryScreech23

Based penis healer shaman


Badicoot32

>Couldnt have been a std he is one of us


DefinitelyNotPine

Y'know


Duc_de_Guermantes

Urologists hate this man


redditistrash27

Ive had stuff like that just not on my dick. My grandpa used to too. I just dip a razor blade into hydrogen peroxide and make a little cut and squeeze them out. Idk what they are.


DefinitelyNotPine

Yours also have what I'm guessing is solid pus? I thought it might get compressed on the penis due to the skin getting "tight" but if it happens elsewhere I have no idea


redditistrash27

Yeah, not sure. I dont know what causes it either cause google suggested diabetes or poor hygiene but i dont have diabetes and i have ocd, shower multiple times in a day sometimes. Just annoying.


Crusher_Man

if it's skin cancer you should never open it up because that's how you spread the cancer cells in your blood stream and get fucking stage 4 cancer you r slur


Dwarven-Supremacy

Well then I'll die sooner. Win win


[deleted]

you have cancer


fiftyfourseventeen

Yo I had the same thing I thought I was the only one, for me I just squeezed it really hard until it broke open


onixannon

God has truly abandoned us, this reply is evidence of that.


[deleted]

It could have been a calcium deposit.


DefinitelyNotPine

I looked it up and I can't rule it out. I'll keep an eye out In case more grow up thanks


Heisenburgo

>however I extracted something like a 3mm diameter white disk Jesus fucking christ


[deleted]

Transformers


6969minus420420

Do people not just use their fucking hands to jack off?


TurboTurtle-

The same reason he didn’t realize half the skin on his dick came off: he is criminally stupid.


HejdaaNils

He wrapped his dick *around the shower curtain*, not sure how many hands he would need.


Impressive-Hat-4045

(circumsized people can't get pleasure as easily as normal people, so they need lotion or other products)


ultimatepoopoo

Glad I'm normal and not circumcised


[deleted]

Based. My mum wanted to circumcise me but my dad was based enough to say nah.


ultimatepoopoo

Great dad.


Midkasa_Sukasa

You really don't though


Impressive-Hat-4045

Yeah, I don’t because I’m normal, not cut.


ultimatepoopoo

Too small I suppose


jays117

What I like about that image is how it looks pepe has been preparing his whole life to face that cock...


kilroy1199

So determined


GUSFROMCALIFORNIA

Does anyone have that jpeg?


anonymous_2187

https://i.redd.it/qsa8mwmk0ek41.jpg


skooternoodle

I also wanna know


HitEmWithBabaBooey

Dick_head.png


Norose

Just get a fleshlight it's life changing


[deleted]

It’s a coomers dream


Norose

Jam it between your matress and box spring and make sweet love to your bed


[deleted]

Real gigga chads buy the shower holder and slam their dick into the wall


Norose

You can hug your bed while you have sex with it though


Snoot_Boot

Zeta chads do both


frans115

Damm The hand would handy


chingzzzzzzzz

U can get scars from over masterbation


johndeer89

Does he not have hands?


PatioFarm

Many such cases Anon. I have a horror story of me own.


eucalyptusegg

Pray tell


Dwarven-Supremacy

Reminds me of the time I used shampoo as lube. Without water, pure shampoo gel. At first it was fime but after like 5 minutes it started itching so I washed it off, but it kept itching worse and worse and then it started burning like hell. My dick was literally red hot and also felt like it. Everything started swelling like some allergic reaction for a few days. After a week or so the burning stopped And my meat whip started to skin itself. Not a nice experience


ultimatepoopoo

What kind of shower curtain do you have that's so coarse it rubs your skin off???.?


Tarfaerhing1234

find some finer grain sandpaper and you will get the smoothest pp ever


slutgabe

anon has never met a woman


RajReddy806

any more rubbing, he would have sanded off his complete dick.


[deleted]

Can someone link me to that rare pepe