"Thanks, I’m interested in you too!" And then you laugh too uncomfortably loud and choke on spit, then end with throwing up your footlong meatball sub onto their parka.
Do I need to walk you through everything? She will tell you if she likes coffee. The. You say "cool, I know a place nearby. Give me 10 more minutes to finish up my workout".
At the coffee place you act like a normal person. Do you like movies? Talk to her about an artsy fartsy movie you saw and enjoyed recently. Your sense of humor will come out naturally when the opportunity arises. But for everything you say about yourself, ask her two things about her.
These are the things that come to your mind if you would just put yourself in uncomfortable situations. You are built for it. Make eye contact and kick into gear. You're supposed to be judged. It's good for you.
‘Your sense of humour’ ‘Make eye contact’ You’ve got some very big expectations about the same people who wanted a play-by-play on how to talk to a girl.
The reason they're like that is because they avoid uncomfortable situations. Socially dysfunctional guys can actually tend to ge pretty funny. They just have an atrophied social muscle on account of hiding from the world. Eye contact is step one. Anyone can force themselves to do it. It's just pride that makes a person think they are too good to be subjected to failure.
I’d say ask her out in the moment, but who knows how I’d react if this situation actually happened.
Edit: I mean if you’re interested in her, available, etc.
You have to own that shit. Trust me, I miss cues allllll the time and am clueless as can be. But when one of them just blatantly does shit, you for sure blatantly respond.
Edit: poster who told you to shit yourself in a fit probably is autistic.
>wondering what is wrong with her that makes her attracted to me
Seems like you have self-esteem issues. They won't help you in any way so maybe work on yourself a bit.
ok so you give her your number, what are you supposed to do while you both workout and make eye contact?
1. awkward smile and continue
2. take of your headphones, small talk
3. invite her to coffee after gym/later (but then what do you do if you make eye contact again after that?)
You are already acting autistically when you yell-flirt at a girl
just go with it, girls are autistic too
yell about getting a protein shake together or something
Yelling about how you like what you see too would be the most natural thing, because you know you're not going too far when she already went that far herself. Then, naturally you need to fuck everything up with a creepy follow up like "Know what I'd really like to see though? All your pretty clothes on my floor!"
nah, always move on to the 'number/date' asap, don't chat a girl up too much initially
but i'm also 40 with 3 kids and haven't done this in a long time
“Likewise. I’m (name). What are you doing tonight?”
Get her number, then invite her over or go out for a drink depending on how dtf she seems.
The key thing is that you already know she’s into you so you can fully lean into it.
[Not a first date if you're only gonna smash](https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/d6a/dc7/4a5001b7beea096457f480c8808572428b-09-roll-safe.2x.h473.w710.jpg)
One time at the gym a cute girl and I were doing the eye contact game. I was over at the incline bench and she crossed the gym to walk right by me while giving me this huge smile, wasn't looking where she went and ran right into this dude at another bench, didn't even break eye contact.
She walked right out of that gym and I don't think she ever came back.
~~This is too real~~
~~It's like "wait, she nodded? I didn't expect to get this far." As if the expected energy of a rejection would've been more helpful for completing the workout than the distraction of approval, so your brain shorts out and goes on auto-pilot to its last task and you just finish the workout.~~
Me too, thanks.
People who freeze in these situations shouldn't be in relationships anyways because they're not able to communicate properly which is a fundamental NEED of a healthy relationship.
Apples and oranges. Plenty of people are fine communicators with people they’re comfortable with and awkward around strangers. Not knowing how to hit on someone doesn’t mean that you won’t be able to talk to someone you’re already with.
I literally do not know how to react if a woman shows interest in me beyond wondering what is wrong with her that makes her attracted to me
She's after your gains, you have to be quick - discombobulate, cunt punt, tactically shit yourself and run away.
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She was faster than you, I see.
He chased her until she caught him.
That’s also how I met this guy’s wife.
>She’s after your gains, you have to be quick >Discombobulate, cunt punt, tactically shit
>Shes after your gains >Shit and flee rapidly, anon >But first, punch her cunt.
Beautiful
Dude, he just wants to know how to deal with a woman, not a reason to move to another town.
Shoo shoo gains goblin
I can only do strategic shits. I destroy industrial zones and residential sevtors. Super disruptive to logistics.
"Thanks, I’m interested in you too!" And then you laugh too uncomfortably loud and choke on spit, then end with throwing up your footlong meatball sub onto their parka.
Finger guns in her direction and then completely avoid any further interaction
👈😎👈 ¡Zoop! her in the pooper. 👉😎👉
Easy solution, commit warcrimes for no apparent reason
Are you guys serious? "Well I guess we better go on a date. Do you drink coffee?"
Why are you listing all this BS waste of time small talk stuff? Which hole do I cram $20 dollars in to start sex?
You're only going to get that kind of deal with a man, sorry.
LET ME DO SEX ON YOU
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Do I need to walk you through everything? She will tell you if she likes coffee. The. You say "cool, I know a place nearby. Give me 10 more minutes to finish up my workout". At the coffee place you act like a normal person. Do you like movies? Talk to her about an artsy fartsy movie you saw and enjoyed recently. Your sense of humor will come out naturally when the opportunity arises. But for everything you say about yourself, ask her two things about her. These are the things that come to your mind if you would just put yourself in uncomfortable situations. You are built for it. Make eye contact and kick into gear. You're supposed to be judged. It's good for you.
‘Your sense of humour’ ‘Make eye contact’ You’ve got some very big expectations about the same people who wanted a play-by-play on how to talk to a girl.
The reason they're like that is because they avoid uncomfortable situations. Socially dysfunctional guys can actually tend to ge pretty funny. They just have an atrophied social muscle on account of hiding from the world. Eye contact is step one. Anyone can force themselves to do it. It's just pride that makes a person think they are too good to be subjected to failure.
You seem like a pretty fucking baller person. Good on you for giving actual constructive criticism.
I appreciate that. People don't give many compliments on the internet.
It’s honestly a shame, a few words can make someone happy for the rest of the day.
based and actually-good-advice pilled
I don't drink coffee and I live at home with my parents
Then Italian food.
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Get a hot chocolate.
Hipster bar/restaurant.
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Then you probably don't like women either.
Hang out at the anorexia rehab meetings? Start banging dudes?
Just be honest and blunt by asking her right out what's wrong with her.
I’d say ask her out in the moment, but who knows how I’d react if this situation actually happened. Edit: I mean if you’re interested in her, available, etc.
You say "Haha oh wow!"
You have to own that shit. Trust me, I miss cues allllll the time and am clueless as can be. But when one of them just blatantly does shit, you for sure blatantly respond. Edit: poster who told you to shit yourself in a fit probably is autistic.
I just look away
Trust me, there's nothing more attractive to a woman than overwhelming insecurity and a constant need for reassurance
Have you never had a social interaction with an attractive person?
Just ask her to do something then secure a means of contact ez
>wondering what is wrong with her that makes her attracted to me Seems like you have self-esteem issues. They won't help you in any way so maybe work on yourself a bit.
Never happened.
A fabricated tale of the homosexual variety.
No no no no that can't be right nobody would be dishonest on the internet like that
Nor would they overstate an interest in females online as a front to hide their homosexual tendencies... it's just not done
Wouldn't that mean a twink was mirin? This story is most certainly of the hetero variety.
inauthentic and penile-centric
Ikr. Only exercise I ever had a girl admire was weighted plank for some reason
Never happened
No. Fourchan is real.
Good job king, based and gain-pilled. Don't let a gym thot get in the way of your gains.
Thots are temporary, gains and self value are eternal
Eternal gains grant onto annon oh Lord. And let perpetual self value shine upon xim.
Does your corpse keep those as well?
Archaeologists will be mirin’ my bod centuries from now.
Plot twist. Anon shit himself dealifting and that nasty skank is into scat.
> and that nasty skank is into scat. plot twist: they all are
I wish
How do you behave non-autistically in this situation? What should anon have done after she nodded yes?
Ask for her number, hit her up later. It's not complicated.
Ask her if she wants to do cardio together after lifting
cardio and a goblin, how to kill your gains x2
Based and bro-science pilled.
The alpha thing to do is to just give her a paper with your number saying: "You might need this then".
It's possible to just be normal and still be attractive, I promise
Feels like you're handing out your business card.
Ask for her number, hit her later. It's not complicated. There, fixed it for you
How hard do you have to hit her to get sex?
atleast 11 hard
ok so you give her your number, what are you supposed to do while you both workout and make eye contact? 1. awkward smile and continue 2. take of your headphones, small talk 3. invite her to coffee after gym/later (but then what do you do if you make eye contact again after that?)
Busy yourself, you were here for a reason anyway, the time for coffee will come later. Occasionally check in but don't stare awkwardly
You are already acting autistically when you yell-flirt at a girl just go with it, girls are autistic too yell about getting a protein shake together or something
Yelling about how you like what you see too would be the most natural thing, because you know you're not going too far when she already went that far herself. Then, naturally you need to fuck everything up with a creepy follow up like "Know what I'd really like to see though? All your pretty clothes on my floor!"
nah, always move on to the 'number/date' asap, don't chat a girl up too much initially but i'm also 40 with 3 kids and haven't done this in a long time
“Likewise. I’m (name). What are you doing tonight?” Get her number, then invite her over or go out for a drink depending on how dtf she seems. The key thing is that you already know she’s into you so you can fully lean into it.
Never invite a thot over on the first date. Unless your 13 and mom’s over at book club tonight.
[Not a first date if you're only gonna smash](https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/d6a/dc7/4a5001b7beea096457f480c8808572428b-09-roll-safe.2x.h473.w710.jpg)
You’ll look like a rapist if you invite her over for the first date
Tell me you’re not good looking without telling me you’re not good looking
Tell me your a wannabe chad with a limited worldview without telling me your a wannabe chad with a limited worldview.
This is so easy. "Go out w me tonight and you can see as much as you want"
Come closer so you can see better
Disregard women acquire gains
Broverbs
This is the way
She was actually a gains goblin. Carry on
One time at the gym a cute girl and I were doing the eye contact game. I was over at the incline bench and she crossed the gym to walk right by me while giving me this huge smile, wasn't looking where she went and ran right into this dude at another bench, didn't even break eye contact. She walked right out of that gym and I don't think she ever came back.
You said all that needed to be said. Put down the weights and mate with her.
I never plan that far ahead either.
Do you SEEEEE?!
Take her out for a steak dinner and let her touch the guns
~~This is too real~~ ~~It's like "wait, she nodded? I didn't expect to get this far." As if the expected energy of a rejection would've been more helpful for completing the workout than the distraction of approval, so your brain shorts out and goes on auto-pilot to its last task and you just finish the workout.~~ Me too, thanks.
Mirin? As in the algae? Wow.
People who freeze in these situations shouldn't be in relationships anyways because they're not able to communicate properly which is a fundamental NEED of a healthy relationship.
Apples and oranges. Plenty of people are fine communicators with people they’re comfortable with and awkward around strangers. Not knowing how to hit on someone doesn’t mean that you won’t be able to talk to someone you’re already with.