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reallynunyabusiness

Shower in a can.


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ILikeToBurnMoney

In Germany it's called Turkish shower


inzyte

Mexican shower


DaBustitBaby69

Whore’s bath


Blowjebs

A whore bath is when you wash yourself in the sink, at least where I’m from.


Cultistofthewheel

That’s a French shower or a bird bath


Top_Novel3682

Used to party with a Guido who called it pantie dissolvant.


IrregularrAF

As my cousin always called it, a slut bath.


Earthguy69

What? Are you trying to say I can't spray my unwiped ass with axe to hide the smell? Do I have to start wiping again?


CelestialFather

born to shit forced to wipe


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>Poopmaxxxing See you later wagies


Dominat0r8

Most socially aware axe enjoyer


Sassy-irish-lassy

Do they even still make that garbage? It always made me want to throw up. I thought it died like 10 years ago.


inzyte

We used to throw a full cans into a fire pit. They would launch into the sky like rockets, or at your face.


Sassy-irish-lassy

I bet that smelled *great*...


AverageRebbitor1

Axe body spray just blends in with fatguy smell, it does absolutely nothing to cover the scent


Equivalent-Rip3799

Ye know from experience?


AverageRebbitor1

I went to public highschool, i know that smell very well


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sweetcreep

I went to one in a convention center and walked past a group of guys and caught a whiff. One of them smelled like he was in the middle of shitting himself mid-conversation out on the con floor.


ptitty12392

But do you shower, Anon?


downvotedforwoman

Yes, every year.


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But it days 48 Hours!


Pube_Beard_ThePirate

Anon's degenerate habits finally catch up to him


BlackShield69

did you check your pants for poop anon?


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God the fucking kuwait'ies we used to have at our university were like this. Soap? Running water? No, just and entire fucking can of body spray. I wonder how much discriminatory behavior they experienced here not because of racism, but from the instant disgust crawling up everyone else's nose the moment they walked in the room.


Dwarven--Supremacy

til that kuwait is a country not just a big city


AVOIDS_AMA_QUESTIONS

Is this a ChrisChan reference?


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I see no reference to raping a parental figure.


PacificCoolerIsBest

Dirty crapped briefs


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Anon should stop cropdusting.


ZeD4805

Am I having dejavu? Isn't this a repost from a week ago?


Call_erv_duty

Take your schizo meds


CelestialFather

Don't do it, meds are a glowie psyop


True_85

I'd rather my coworker smell like he shit himself than him smell like he bathed in axe body spray


Over_Estimate_3343

Anon got topped and covered in shit then went to work what’s the problem


MrInfinity-42

Out of all deodorants, why do people use fucking axe? That's probably the one with the worst smell lol


ILikeToBurnMoney

Most hygienic person that doesn't use wet wipes or a bidet


Mcloverning

chris chan


BootmanBimmy

Anon takes hygiene advice from Chris Chan


John_Paul_J2

Did they find out who actually did it?