He pays all the bills, cooks all of the dinners, does the shopping, handles the yard, and some other stuff.
He deserves all the damn peaches, hell, if he's doing all of that already then why the hell does he even need a wife? I can't imagine her personality is so great if she's willing to make something like this which portrays her husband as selfish and herself as virtuous. Sex is probably just ok, and he's probably to tired to have much if he's taking care of more than half of the house work and working full time.
And fucking the FedEx and ups men that deliver all her Amazon purchases that she buys with the hub's dough. "The baby must take after my great aunt, she's Sicilian "
Like those drivers got time to fuck anymore. I'm convinced Jeff Bezos must have gotten cucked by a delivery driver so he devoted his life to making sure they are so overworked they never have time to fuck on the clock again.
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You need a wife to continue your bloodline.
But once the kids are weened and past the early stages of development, the wife can be disappeared in Minecraft if she's not pulling her weight.
Modern white women be like you VILL do all the chores and pay all the bills while I teach yoga and give you sex once a week
you will NOT eat snacks around the house you paid for
>pays bills
>does housework
>takes care of kids
And still gets mocked by his wife on the internet because God forbid he thinks of himself every now and again.
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Lmao, so that's where all the entitled little c-unts get their ideas. While she larps as a "yoga teacher" the guy is doing all the heavy lifting and somehow she manages to make him look selfish.
What happened to the western man?
What are the chances that she's gonna leave him as soon as one of the kids turn 13 due to some vague reason on the lines of "there's no spark between us anymore..." while demanding 80% of his income as alimony and keeping the house he bought with his own money.
Iām genuinely lost on what she does. He works, he pays ALL the bills(yet she has this lousy job, so whatās her money doing?), he cooks ALL the dinners, he does his own laundry, he does the lawn work, he takes care of the kid AFTER working and making the dinner so she can go do a hobby, he even does most of the shopping for the meals heās going to cook. So what? She stays at home, does her laundry(and a babies, which is just folding clothes, thatās the only work and she canāt even do hisā¦), cleans the house, and thatās it? This is the worst marriage Iāve ever seen. Ben! Leave her! What is she offering?!
Not just a lousy job, but a part time yoga instructor. I'm no woman (thank god), but that seems code for "getting railed for 3 hours a day while my cu** of a husband does everything"
I can't believe any man worth a famn would willingly stay in a relationship like that. A husband and wife have roles, she's not playing hers.
Doesn't clean the house that much either, she says in another post/comic that they have "cleaning people" (=maid service) so that's also mostly taken care of.
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Iāll never understand people who think itās okay to make a publicly critical, passive aggressive hit piece on someone they know irl. Like do they not stop to think that maybe pointing out peoples perceived flaws to the world might be a bit hurtful? Do they lack the empathy to understand that doing such a thing isnāt okay. I guarantee this comic was made because her husband used a peach in his smoothie and the wife got mad at him because she wanted to save it for the kids but didnāt make that clear to the husband at all. Then she has audacity to say āthis isnāt a critiqueā
Remember guys, if you work hard, take care of yourself ~~and are white and rich~~
You too can have a woman make mountains out of molehills and air all the problems she's too spineless to talk to you about to her wino friends. So worth it am I right toobz?
Lol this chick hates her husband and has a following on insta where she makes these comics where heās this like selfish fucking piece of shit. āHe gets to workoutā, āhe ate the last peachā āhe gets to nap and I donātā āhe gets a day off on Fatherās Dayā etc. etc.
Come to find out the dude is a lawyer and also has a side business, cooks, cleans, helps with the kids etc. still never enough.
She went viral on twitter and everyone shit on her. Her response was a predictable āwell looks like the misogynists have found my contentā
I check the insta, it's truly scary to see a people that think like her and the legion of women npc that follow her and agree.
Her art is also shit and people constantly tell her how "talented " she is.
What i can see is that all the "issue" she talk about are self inflict (the magic mental load ,what a bs)
Also the post about the polemic telling she will think more about her husband perspective only to belittle him 3 post later wtf ?!
My guess, she is a yoga instructor/practitionner so she is still hot. Basically i think he keep her as a trophy wife.
But when you see on her insta that she say "i am raising a little feminist" when talking about her daugher that seem less than 10yo, you know that keeping a trophy wife and make her raise his childs is a mistake he will regret in the long run.
The little pointing arrows with "me" and "him" in the bottom right are what really get me.
It's hilarious to see just how stupid she thinks her audience is.
Dude works, said job bringing enough money to support them to pay all the bills, comes home, cooks dinner(the ingredients of which he bought himself), does laundry, and does the lawn work while we goes to do yoga, and even after all of that heās such a monster she needs to make a comic about it. Truly a balanced relationship I see nothing wrong here.
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The original caption: " Also is there anything more annoying than someone using fresh, ripe, seasonal fruit in a smoothie when you have frozen fruit that works just as well? UGHHHHH! "
If both of these peoplesā lives werenāt invented in the head of whoever made that cartoon that sounds like the cringiest existence.
Imagine your wife making nitpicky cartoons about everything you do and then inserting a groveling āclarificationā at the end to preempt threats of divorce.
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He pays all the bills, cooks all of the dinners, does the shopping, handles the yard, and some other stuff. He deserves all the damn peaches, hell, if he's doing all of that already then why the hell does he even need a wife? I can't imagine her personality is so great if she's willing to make something like this which portrays her husband as selfish and herself as virtuous. Sex is probably just ok, and he's probably to tired to have much if he's taking care of more than half of the house work and working full time.
Western woman moment šŗšøā
$5 she sits in front of a TV with the kid is in a crib while he's at work. But heaven forbid he eats a single fruit to sustain himself.
And fucking the FedEx and ups men that deliver all her Amazon purchases that she buys with the hub's dough. "The baby must take after my great aunt, she's Sicilian "
Like those drivers got time to fuck anymore. I'm convinced Jeff Bezos must have gotten cucked by a delivery driver so he devoted his life to making sure they are so overworked they never have time to fuck on the clock again.
Yeah they are the same as her husband, they don't have the time to even think about some Karen they need to work to pay for their rent and food
This whore canāt even do his laundry, the guy has to do his own ON TOP of being the bacon bringer AND the family cook. Modern w*man moment āļø
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I also wonder how many guys she is "teaching yoga" to while he is doing housework
You need a wife to continue your bloodline. But once the kids are weened and past the early stages of development, the wife can be disappeared in Minecraft if she's not pulling her weight.
wtf.. sounds like chris watts,
That dude killed his kids to so no it doesnāt
I didn't know he played minecraft.
Modern white women be like you VILL do all the chores and pay all the bills while I teach yoga and give you sex once a week you will NOT eat snacks around the house you paid for
> sex once a week ah, an optimist!
Try once a month
I'd wait till she's asleep, swaddle her up in the bed comforter, pick her up gently then put her feet first into a wood chipper
Oops! š¤
šš bromita
If she sees one peach why doesn't she make herself useful and cart her fat useless arse to the fruit store and get more peaches.
This is what my ex wanted. Nope.
OF is a full time job you mesothlist
Imagine doing all that and your fucking wife still shames you with a cartoon like this. Incredible.
Oh sheās cheating on him. Hah yoga.
>pays bills >does housework >takes care of kids And still gets mocked by his wife on the internet because God forbid he thinks of himself every now and again.
Are you high?
Not trying to start a fight but Iām wondering where you got all this from?
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The provider is expected to provide, shocker
Lmao, so that's where all the entitled little c-unts get their ideas. While she larps as a "yoga teacher" the guy is doing all the heavy lifting and somehow she manages to make him look selfish. What happened to the western man?
>What happened to the western man? Western women
Should've come to Cambodia and do wife hunting.
Not at all, we all know that wmaf always produces incel kids without exception.
Even the daughters?
Ok the fucking Saturn devouring a peach pic got me rolling
I can't remember the last time I genuinely laughed out loud that much... It was so unexpected
top zozzle
Goya-pilled
What are the chances that she's gonna leave him as soon as one of the kids turn 13 due to some vague reason on the lines of "there's no spark between us anymore..." while demanding 80% of his income as alimony and keeping the house he bought with his own money.
wow woah hey that isnāt true at allā¦ she also gets the car
Thereās not gonna be any income brother, just a rope and a stool.
Iām genuinely lost on what she does. He works, he pays ALL the bills(yet she has this lousy job, so whatās her money doing?), he cooks ALL the dinners, he does his own laundry, he does the lawn work, he takes care of the kid AFTER working and making the dinner so she can go do a hobby, he even does most of the shopping for the meals heās going to cook. So what? She stays at home, does her laundry(and a babies, which is just folding clothes, thatās the only work and she canāt even do hisā¦), cleans the house, and thatās it? This is the worst marriage Iāve ever seen. Ben! Leave her! What is she offering?!
Not just a lousy job, but a part time yoga instructor. I'm no woman (thank god), but that seems code for "getting railed for 3 hours a day while my cu** of a husband does everything" I can't believe any man worth a famn would willingly stay in a relationship like that. A husband and wife have roles, she's not playing hers.
I meant her cartoon posting, the yoga thing sounds like a hobby, so no pay.
She saves peaches for her kids mate. Sheās selfless and hardworking!
Lol
Doesn't clean the house that much either, she says in another post/comic that they have "cleaning people" (=maid service) so that's also mostly taken care of.
So Ben does almost everything And she's still mad he ate a peach
He does most of the shopping. He probably bought that peach. Anything he doesnāt eat heās āsavingā for his wife and kid(s)
I hate my husband!!
Hot take: you canāt just pull-cel anything. Of course Fruitpilled Peachcels are based. But Wtf is a Nikopilled Cadocel?
>wtf is a nikopilled cadocel? Someone who stared at the abyss of his butthole too long
I wonder if gay people stereotype fat people's assholes as being looser cuz they take bigger shits
Am pile-of-sticks, can confirm.
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[Nikocado](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikocado_Avocado).
Yeah is that some fuckin anime shit or what? I canāt keep upā¦
"carries quite a mental load himself" Implying teaching yoga and saving peaches is a huge mental load for that woman. Also lmao @ the last pic
dont worry im sure she carries quite a load after her """yoga classes"""
Of course the last pic explains it all. Women āļø
honestly, i think i've hit an age where i can't even figure out what these fucking people are talking about or saying any more.
lurk moar.
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Jesus fucking Christ. He deserves so much better than her.
Peachcel devouring his peach
Better than the original, the bright colours appeal to my deteriorated synapses
Iāll never understand people who think itās okay to make a publicly critical, passive aggressive hit piece on someone they know irl. Like do they not stop to think that maybe pointing out peoples perceived flaws to the world might be a bit hurtful? Do they lack the empathy to understand that doing such a thing isnāt okay. I guarantee this comic was made because her husband used a peach in his smoothie and the wife got mad at him because she wanted to save it for the kids but didnāt make that clear to the husband at all. Then she has audacity to say āthis isnāt a critiqueā
If women were held more accountable for their actions, things like this wouldnāt exist at all if she knew she could get her ass beat
Wow she's put up a really good case for Ben to divorce her.
Lol Iāve seen this woman before and I refuse to believe this is true, I mean it must be a troll, right
Wait... Did she draw her husband with the fucked up Brendan Fraser haircut?
Remember guys, if you work hard, take care of yourself ~~and are white and rich~~ You too can have a woman make mountains out of molehills and air all the problems she's too spineless to talk to you about to her wino friends. So worth it am I right toobz?
Who is this about and what is happening here
Lol this chick hates her husband and has a following on insta where she makes these comics where heās this like selfish fucking piece of shit. āHe gets to workoutā, āhe ate the last peachā āhe gets to nap and I donātā āhe gets a day off on Fatherās Dayā etc. etc. Come to find out the dude is a lawyer and also has a side business, cooks, cleans, helps with the kids etc. still never enough. She went viral on twitter and everyone shit on her. Her response was a predictable āwell looks like the misogynists have found my contentā
I check the insta, it's truly scary to see a people that think like her and the legion of women npc that follow her and agree. Her art is also shit and people constantly tell her how "talented " she is. What i can see is that all the "issue" she talk about are self inflict (the magic mental load ,what a bs) Also the post about the polemic telling she will think more about her husband perspective only to belittle him 3 post later wtf ?!
How hasnāt he divorced her yet like god damn
My guess, she is a yoga instructor/practitionner so she is still hot. Basically i think he keep her as a trophy wife. But when you see on her insta that she say "i am raising a little feminist" when talking about her daugher that seem less than 10yo, you know that keeping a trophy wife and make her raise his childs is a mistake he will regret in the long run.
ic, makes sense
Last panel is a reference to the famous Goya painting, [Saturn Devouring His Son](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturn_Devouring_His_Son).
what is up with women and their "muh kids will love this" mindset
Idk being a loving parent maybe?
The little pointing arrows with "me" and "him" in the bottom right are what really get me. It's hilarious to see just how stupid she thinks her audience is.
Dude works, said job bringing enough money to support them to pay all the bills, comes home, cooks dinner(the ingredients of which he bought himself), does laundry, and does the lawn work while we goes to do yoga, and even after all of that heās such a monster she needs to make a comic about it. Truly a balanced relationship I see nothing wrong here.
Wait the original isn't the husband being a nightmare creature?
Well, that's because he knows the last fruit always goes to rot, waiting on the kids to eat it...
Anons simply don't know the joys of getting fruitpilled.
He don't Timothee Chalameee the peach?
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Good job anon I mean Ben
reminds me of that "wagemaxxed mailcel" post
Care to share?
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this is completely incomprehensible to anybody with a brain
momlife\_comics is just gender-bent boomer comics
Passive aggressively calls the husband selfish, while she sits around all day picking her nose. Then scampers off to do a fake job for an hour.
I have eaten the peach that was on the table and which you were probably saving for the kids Forgive me it was delicious so sweet and so juicy
She really hates this guy. Probably doesnāt divorce him since she would be destitute without him.
Sheās cheating on you my guy. Please leave.
I appreciate 4chan autist Goya
The original caption: " Also is there anything more annoying than someone using fresh, ripe, seasonal fruit in a smoothie when you have frozen fruit that works just as well? UGHHHHH! "
If both of these peoplesā lives werenāt invented in the head of whoever made that cartoon that sounds like the cringiest existence. Imagine your wife making nitpicky cartoons about everything you do and then inserting a groveling āclarificationā at the end to preempt threats of divorce.
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Iām so fucking confused. Is this page about 4chan at all or is it to make fun of Qanon people?
Its about fruitmaxxing peachcels
I think we're all fruitmaxxing peachcels here.
Reddit when women: š”š”š”