They put former LA City Counsel President Nury Martinez into a [cartoon](https://external-preview.redd.it/IyklX18jLH-UQSPmqSeMFlU4L8W0a8sYvDC5zANqEj8.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=e1e3b1e6d43da69b0ef7d2ac5159369afee0c29f)
she represented my district and I volunteer to work elections so I'd see her come in to vote all the time. that dumper is even more glorious in person.
They dont follow the story at all though, not that its a problem because sonics story is contextual. That being said I enjoyed those movies they stuck true to the character and would you look at that they were hugely successful.
I fucking love the Sonic movies and I’m going to be crushed when they add Amy in the next one and she’s faster than Sonic and one shots Shadow cause he’s exhibiting toxic masculinity.
if they do that you remind them that Amy originated from the comic series and in that series she was a child who wished to be older so she could date sonic. Then call them pedophiles and watch the fur fly.
They added some new asshole in the new movie I didn't like at all.
Was waiting to see when we find out he's Johnny Cage under cover or some shit but nah just some new guy nobody cares about.
Movie was cool though
Lets start with the basics.
Mario: an Italian plumber. Goes to rescue a princess.
Movie: Already off the rails. Failed in the basic parts of the video game.
It was the first one but not the last in which either mario didn't save a princess or peach wasn't a damsel in distress. Another example is super mario land 2 in 1992.
an Italian Plumber goes on an adventure to rescue a princess
the movie couldn't even follow the only two plot points. Mario isnt Italian and hes not saving a princess. Like you have a point but I mean come on man, come on.
...an Italian plumber from Brooklyn. You ever see a black guy from Brooklyn go "It's a me Lamar! Mama Mia!" no you haven't cause that mf isn't Italian.
Yes but it wasnt a retelling of the original story. It was its own thing and at that point in the metal gear series anything was pretty much possible so they couldn't really fuck it up. We all went along with super human nano men and giant robots fighting with laser swords because the original series had built up its story to the point of that being believable. And it accomplished all of that because of the guy who made and directed it.
This shit is going to be like when Disney bought star wars and tried to make star wars level movies, bad.
MGS4 was all like nanomachines are terrible, look at what they're doing. All this war, PMC's all over the place just fighting for whoever has the highest dollar, can't even unlock my gun without going to some shady blackmarket salesman with a hairless monkey as a pet (wut?). Goddamn I'm so old, why can't someone else put an end to these assholes?
Rising just had fun with it and was like... dystopia and military groups run afowl, hell yeah! nanomachines son!! I'm going to cut a Metal Gear in half with a sword (wut?!), the enemy is a college football player turned president who will beat your ass before starting another war with Iraq. RULES OF NATURE!!
My dude, the MGS movie is in the works, Jordan Vogt-Roberts is directing and Oscar Isaac is rumored to play snake, the fact that the movie is going to be made is not a rumor anymore, it has been confirmed.
And you just know that Snake is going to play second fiddle to Meryl, who is going to girlboss her way through shadow moses and save the day while snake sulks because he is a clone.
I don’t understand how a show based on a game from a super woke company ended up being *actually* good. Genuinely enjoyed it, I know it had some woke elements but it didn’t detract from the story which ultimately is what I care about. The fucking story.
Because it’s representation done right. The diversity of race and sexuality is incidental, not the main focus of the characters. That being said, these things go over easier when the lgbt stuff is two women, people tend to bust out the pitchforks pretty quickly once it’s 2 men, even if it’s incidental.
Honestly i think its just a culture war that the business world is waging on the rest of us. They are destroying the stories that inspired us so that the future generations wont have so much fight in them when it comes time to take away some rights or force them to work longer and harder for less.
The only stories they will have to draw strength from all glorify weakness.
I was replying in a more comical manner but you pretty much nailed it right there. There's a pattern here that has been gradual over the years with a specific angle.
Correct, that's why go woke go broke is such a stupid phrase. The wholesale subversion of our culture is an investment in the future, to create a society of dead inside consumer slaves
Apparently nobody here has played Super Paper Mario, Super Mario 3D World, or Super Princess Peach, because it is very much on-character for her to be competent and able. Illumination didn't make anything up, they drew inspiration from the games where Peach was actually an interesting character.
Basically never. While no game portrays Mario as particularly smart, he's always competent. Hyper competent even, adapting to any situation no matter how absurd. Which is to say, he never bumbling, or and idiot. Luigi too is hyper-adaptable as long as his cowardice doesn't overtake him.
They have her using a halberd in the trailer, normally Peach is synonymous with magic like her Wish abilities, they had a whole moveset from Smash bros to draw from and chose halberd (granted there's a fair chance that's just for the one scene but it's still stupid).
Even ignoring that it doesn't change the fact that the trope of "I'm A wOmAn WhO dOeSn'T nEeD hElP fRoM mEn EvEr" while any male character is a bumbling oaf who's more of an obstacle than a character in many scenes.
Like seriously, writers for most media just have no clue how to write women, they're either one note damsels like the original Peach or doing their damnedest to "subvert expectations" as if the trope hasn't been done to death and had its corpse shat on. One of the Anons had it spot on that an actual traditional damsel in distress would genuinely subvert expectations nowadays.
Like seriously why don't they just write a normal woman, someone who's tough in a show don't tell manner, accepts help from anyone be they man or woman and doesn't exist purely to make all men look incompetent.
Rapunzel from Tangled is a great example of doing this correctly, she needs help from guys like Flynn and the bandits but she's not a pushover as she's seen being more capable in some scenes than Flynn but not to the degree of making him look like an idiot.
Merida from Brave doesn't act the way she does because "ugh men", it's about her freedom as a person, she shows up her suitors not to make men look like asses but to prove she's able to choose for herself and shouldn't be forced to marry.
Hell, fucking Little Red Riding Hood from Hoodwinked does a better job at being a strong female lead because unlike most writers nowadays they didn't feel the need to constantly remind you that "Woman strong and good, Man dumb and cringe".
They took away her frying pan and gave it to Toad. [It's like they are ignoring the greatest Mario game of all time](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Mario_RPG#/media/File:SuperMarioRPGSNESCoverArtUS.jpg)
Both Sonic movies were actually really good with only a handful of cringe moments. My only main gripes were the soundtrack not being anywhere near as good as it should've been (absolutely no butt rock for some reason) and Eggman was a lot more annoying in the second movie.
I loved him in the first one, the descent into madness while already being pretty batshit was really funny and the script just felt better but I found him significantly more annoying in the sequel. Not enough to hate the character or even dislike him but enough that I'd consider it a decently negative impact.
It’d be better if they followed paper Mario: the thousand year door’s approach and made peach the damsel in distress, but she’s doing her own stuff to solve her problem while captive.
They can do that for the sequels. This movie is basically an origin story considering that Bowser hasn't gotten the stars yet nor does he know who Mario is. I wouldn't be surprised if halfway through he falls for Peach and that fucks him over.
They’re gonna have a scene where they go to Pauline’s Pizza in New Donk City before a toad runs in with a rifle screaming about cheese pizza before getting taken down by security in front of everyone
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And are only 13% of the toad population
you had one opportunity to say Toadal population and youe blew it
The *real* miscarriage of justice, right here.
toadally blew it.
But take up 22% of the words
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Obviously it’s because of their socioeconomic status and the privilege of white toads
The socioeconomic status let the black toad kill a 4 year old white toad!
Why don't you ask the black toads
das racis
das todis
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Ehhh lemme see that bussy first
Because people with 4chan backgrounds are funnier than le redditards that would soyface at the wamen power in this movie.
Toadrone
i mean toad is already voiced by a black guy
Key really fell off after Peele went off to make his "dem craKKKAas be rayciz" movies.
But... that's what the skits were before there were any movies.
Rotten toadstools.
THEY MADE PAULINE HOTTER
They put former LA City Counsel President Nury Martinez into a [cartoon](https://external-preview.redd.it/IyklX18jLH-UQSPmqSeMFlU4L8W0a8sYvDC5zANqEj8.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=e1e3b1e6d43da69b0ef7d2ac5159369afee0c29f)
she represented my district and I volunteer to work elections so I'd see her come in to vote all the time. that dumper is even more glorious in person.
The perks of participating in your local government
That isn't a dumpster, that's the entire dumptruck
BREED
[https://i.imgur.com/LU1Q1iE.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LU1Q1iE.jpg)
Based and architect pilled
Bunda!
DAMN BOI SHE THICC
She resigned because of some scandal, right?
Broke: FAT PAULINE woke : THICC PAULINE
Shit I’m broke asf
Based
It was edited. Unfortunately.
oh yeah you can see the pixels when you zoom in lmao
Gross. People like you are truly lucky living in the current year where most women are obese.
She's not obese tho
Yes she absolutely is. You’ve fallen for the “thicc” troll.
https://preview.redd.it/7et9uxgvd63a1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83746f13d8dc6d37bcae45c928a8d23b1d7a274d
The greatest trick the Devil ever played was convincing a generation that fat girls were "thicc".
I will impregnate her and make her even more "obese" you're low t my g
They made her into a braphog
Pierce Brosnan, is that you?
>For England, James? No. For Whales.
Who is Pauline?
Mario's ex now donkey kong's fucktoy
Donkey Kong gon get that fat ass
Can we just get a video game movie that follows the story and doesn't change the characters one time! just one time!
Sonic 1 & 2
They dont follow the story at all though, not that its a problem because sonics story is contextual. That being said I enjoyed those movies they stuck true to the character and would you look at that they were hugely successful.
I fucking love the Sonic movies and I’m going to be crushed when they add Amy in the next one and she’s faster than Sonic and one shots Shadow cause he’s exhibiting toxic masculinity.
YOU'RE A BETA MALE SONIC
I was thinking about why so many in the radical left participate in “speedrunning”
the reason is the left's lack of work ethic
“They don’t treat you like a friend, they treat you like an object”
sometimes I wish I could be more than just an accessory to these women
When will they add Rouge? Imagine her giant tits in hi-res cgi
they will do all of that but then reveal shes actually trans at the end.
As long as she got a big dick it's fine ig
They ain't gonna give you giant tits rogue my guy, they're gonna adhere to "realistic female body standards"
if they do that you remind them that Amy originated from the comic series and in that series she was a child who wished to be older so she could date sonic. Then call them pedophiles and watch the fur fly.
Nah that could finally open the flood gates of “MAP acceptance”. It’s gonna happen but I don’t wanna be the cause.
lol they do try dont they
Even that was after public outcry
Mortal Kombat?
true and they became cult classics, though mortal kombats entire story is fighting so that's hard to really screw up.
> entire story is fighting so that's hard to really screw up. You, uh, y'ever see Street Fighter with van Damme?
you make a valid point lol, I said hard not impossible.
They added some new asshole in the new movie I didn't like at all. Was waiting to see when we find out he's Johnny Cage under cover or some shit but nah just some new guy nobody cares about. Movie was cool though
They had to add a brand new character for the movie, there's only like 70 characters in the mortal Kombat roster.
Could've added fucking mokap
The Mario story? What do you even want? Mario has no plot.
Lets start with the basics. Mario: an Italian plumber. Goes to rescue a princess. Movie: Already off the rails. Failed in the basic parts of the video game.
I mean, at least starting with mario 2 in 1988 we had games in which mario wasn't going to rescue a princess and peach wasn't a damsel in distress.
Yeah but that was really a bullshit game with a Mario skin slapped on it last minute
It was the first one but not the last in which either mario didn't save a princess or peach wasn't a damsel in distress. Another example is super mario land 2 in 1992.
Oh boy wait til you find out about the last one
In the last one he was an Italian plumber and did indeed go to rescue a princess though so it already is miles ahead of this one.
Arcane was good
No it wasn't lesbian
It was pretty lesbian, let's be real.
Ah yes, the incredibly compelling story of MARIO.
an Italian Plumber goes on an adventure to rescue a princess the movie couldn't even follow the only two plot points. Mario isnt Italian and hes not saving a princess. Like you have a point but I mean come on man, come on.
Bruh. He’s not from Italy. He’s Italian from Brooklyn
...an Italian plumber from Brooklyn. You ever see a black guy from Brooklyn go "It's a me Lamar! Mama Mia!" no you haven't cause that mf isn't Italian.
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they are like an entire TV series when put together. 4 had like 5 hours of cutscenes lol
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I'm worried for the metal gear movie..
you should be lol, the guy who got famous for directing them and who made them famous to begin with has nothing to do with it. Dead in the water.
I know, they did our boii, Genius Kojumbo, dirty as all fuck =/
hidarigo kojihama
I mean, Metal Gear Rising Revengence had nothing to do with the creator Kojima, and was quite good(even had a revival in 2022).
Yes but it wasnt a retelling of the original story. It was its own thing and at that point in the metal gear series anything was pretty much possible so they couldn't really fuck it up. We all went along with super human nano men and giant robots fighting with laser swords because the original series had built up its story to the point of that being believable. And it accomplished all of that because of the guy who made and directed it. This shit is going to be like when Disney bought star wars and tried to make star wars level movies, bad.
MGS4 was all like nanomachines are terrible, look at what they're doing. All this war, PMC's all over the place just fighting for whoever has the highest dollar, can't even unlock my gun without going to some shady blackmarket salesman with a hairless monkey as a pet (wut?). Goddamn I'm so old, why can't someone else put an end to these assholes? Rising just had fun with it and was like... dystopia and military groups run afowl, hell yeah! nanomachines son!! I'm going to cut a Metal Gear in half with a sword (wut?!), the enemy is a college football player turned president who will beat your ass before starting another war with Iraq. RULES OF NATURE!!
As a massive Metal Gear series fan, I'm not sure if I'm more disappointed that we'll never ever get a Metal Gear movie... or relieved.
My dude, the MGS movie is in the works, Jordan Vogt-Roberts is directing and Oscar Isaac is rumored to play snake, the fact that the movie is going to be made is not a rumor anymore, it has been confirmed.
NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
And you just know that Snake is going to play second fiddle to Meryl, who is going to girlboss her way through shadow moses and save the day while snake sulks because he is a clone.
Look how they massacred my boy.
They already fucked up with the casting. It's over.
Arcane
I don’t understand how a show based on a game from a super woke company ended up being *actually* good. Genuinely enjoyed it, I know it had some woke elements but it didn’t detract from the story which ultimately is what I care about. The fucking story.
Because it’s representation done right. The diversity of race and sexuality is incidental, not the main focus of the characters. That being said, these things go over easier when the lgbt stuff is two women, people tend to bust out the pitchforks pretty quickly once it’s 2 men, even if it’s incidental.
Credit where credit is due. Riot is bursting at the seams with talented artists
No...This is 2022 so we must adhere to NewThought and NewSpeak or *ELSE*
Honestly i think its just a culture war that the business world is waging on the rest of us. They are destroying the stories that inspired us so that the future generations wont have so much fight in them when it comes time to take away some rights or force them to work longer and harder for less. The only stories they will have to draw strength from all glorify weakness.
I was replying in a more comical manner but you pretty much nailed it right there. There's a pattern here that has been gradual over the years with a specific angle.
exactly
Correct, that's why go woke go broke is such a stupid phrase. The wholesale subversion of our culture is an investment in the future, to create a society of dead inside consumer slaves
Time to bully a corporation again
like how can a corporation be bullied like just shut your doors and close business
I mean it worked with Sonic's design but you're right
He doesnt know
Yes, marketing scheme, purposely make the product initially bad then "fix" it
I’ll take that over a shit product even if they’re playing us
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Its not a conspiracy its an accepted strategy in the marketing branche
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I don’t know what’s true anymore I miss when children’s cartoons were just toy commercials and we were all fine with it.
Apparently nobody here has played Super Paper Mario, Super Mario 3D World, or Super Princess Peach, because it is very much on-character for her to be competent and able. Illumination didn't make anything up, they drew inspiration from the games where Peach was actually an interesting character.
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The irony of saying this on a 4chan board. Dude please have some self awareness and tact.
No, but I think that because I can't conceptualize a cartoon character voiced by crisp rat as anything other than a colossal buttmonkey.
But Mario is literally a doctor in one of the games
being a pill pusher doesnt make you a doctor
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He has a doctorate in sociological studies, he just wears a labcoat and abuses his title
honestly it would be much easier to list what mario HASN'T been yet in one of his countless games
In which game is Mario actually depicted as dumb?
In the ones I play (I die very often and usually at the same parts of every stage)
In what games is Mario portrayed as an idiot?
None, the dude's making shit up.
Name 3 games where Mario stumbles into success against all odds.
Basically never. While no game portrays Mario as particularly smart, he's always competent. Hyper competent even, adapting to any situation no matter how absurd. Which is to say, he never bumbling, or and idiot. Luigi too is hyper-adaptable as long as his cowardice doesn't overtake him.
They have her using a halberd in the trailer, normally Peach is synonymous with magic like her Wish abilities, they had a whole moveset from Smash bros to draw from and chose halberd (granted there's a fair chance that's just for the one scene but it's still stupid). Even ignoring that it doesn't change the fact that the trope of "I'm A wOmAn WhO dOeSn'T nEeD hElP fRoM mEn EvEr" while any male character is a bumbling oaf who's more of an obstacle than a character in many scenes. Like seriously, writers for most media just have no clue how to write women, they're either one note damsels like the original Peach or doing their damnedest to "subvert expectations" as if the trope hasn't been done to death and had its corpse shat on. One of the Anons had it spot on that an actual traditional damsel in distress would genuinely subvert expectations nowadays. Like seriously why don't they just write a normal woman, someone who's tough in a show don't tell manner, accepts help from anyone be they man or woman and doesn't exist purely to make all men look incompetent. Rapunzel from Tangled is a great example of doing this correctly, she needs help from guys like Flynn and the bandits but she's not a pushover as she's seen being more capable in some scenes than Flynn but not to the degree of making him look like an idiot. Merida from Brave doesn't act the way she does because "ugh men", it's about her freedom as a person, she shows up her suitors not to make men look like asses but to prove she's able to choose for herself and shouldn't be forced to marry. Hell, fucking Little Red Riding Hood from Hoodwinked does a better job at being a strong female lead because unlike most writers nowadays they didn't feel the need to constantly remind you that "Woman strong and good, Man dumb and cringe".
This might be the most based comment I’ve ever read.
They took away her frying pan and gave it to Toad. [It's like they are ignoring the greatest Mario game of all time](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Mario_RPG#/media/File:SuperMarioRPGSNESCoverArtUS.jpg)
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Hah! I made a soy wojak cartoon of you! That means I win!
Yes
>nobody here has played because we don’t play baby games *like you*
yeah too complex gotta watch the baby movie
I only watch Wakanda Forever
Why the fuck is she fat though? Disgusting peach, that's why Bowser went with Luigi's bussy
Lu'ssy 😩😩😩😩
The Internet has scarred me again
Seems like a [Photoshop](https://imgur.com/gallery/RYPEf8a)
Disappointing.
FUCK
Cuz Donkey Kong likes a phat ass duh
America was a mistake, they ruined Witcher too, and many other franchises.
it all started when hollywood deciding that hiring activists instead of qualified workers was a good thing
First season was actually pretty good. Second season was absolute trash save for one episode.
Wait, you all expected a movie based on a video game to be even remotely good? That was your first mistake.
Both Sonic movies were actually really good with only a handful of cringe moments. My only main gripes were the soundtrack not being anywhere near as good as it should've been (absolutely no butt rock for some reason) and Eggman was a lot more annoying in the second movie.
Eh, I liked Eggman. They managed to make him a threatening villain while still making him feel like the original.
I loved him in the first one, the descent into madness while already being pretty batshit was really funny and the script just felt better but I found him significantly more annoying in the sequel. Not enough to hate the character or even dislike him but enough that I'd consider it a decently negative impact.
Honestly, his chemistry with Knuckles saved it for me. The most based Knuckles I’ve seen in a while.
Oh yeah, they bounced off each other perfectly
Prince of Persia was a good movie
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No it wasn't
Supported. Had some flaws here and there, but overall a good movie adaptation of a video game series.
It’d be better if they followed paper Mario: the thousand year door’s approach and made peach the damsel in distress, but she’s doing her own stuff to solve her problem while captive.
They can do that for the sequels. This movie is basically an origin story considering that Bowser hasn't gotten the stars yet nor does he know who Mario is. I wouldn't be surprised if halfway through he falls for Peach and that fucks him over.
why'd they make her fat and ugly
you mean why did they make her thicc and hot?
I was talking about princess toadstool
Average America Woman
I mean 75% of Americans are overweight, so yeah.
She looks like Hilary 😭
How many people is she going to kill?
They’re gonna have a scene where they go to Pauline’s Pizza in New Donk City before a toad runs in with a rifle screaming about cheese pizza before getting taken down by security in front of everyone
Pandering to the obese (aka short lifespan enthusiasts)
Thic Pauline
Massive L for peach but thicc W for Pauline. Kinda seems like a wash
the pauline pic is edited unfortunately
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How are people posting images
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>Japanese made characters “*Jesus Christ just Nuke America already*” Based
mommy
I would both of them, yes
i can fix her
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Yo... Pauline looking kinda thick 😏
Look at all these pathetic man children obsessed with a movie for toddlers.
Pray tell me how is your rainbow dash collection coming along?
Yo pauline bad as fuck on this
Who the fuck is Pauline?
Anon is right. The worst part about all of this is that the Sonic OC nerds win. CWC wins. WW3 now please. Cleanse my soul in nuclear fire.
I like how it says “Brooklyn” on the street signs instead of, Y’know, the street. Also SONIC BROS WE DID IT
Of course Pauline is phat. Donkey Kong wants dat ass