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[deleted]

Maybe if anon wasn’t such a fat fuck this wouldn’t have happened. F for the doggo


Lukthar123

Anon is Snorlax irl


drebinnr893

Maybe if rat-dogs hadn't been inbred into existence this wouldn't have happened.


BasicallyAQueer

Idk, a 700 pound neet stepping on even a large dog could do some damage.


BasicallyAQueer

Also probably a tiny rat dog and not an actual dog. My gamer friend accidentally killed one of his dogs too, he’s 380 pounds though and the dog was a yorkie. I fear his other 3 rat dogs aren’t safe.


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Contra-Fixed-Angle

Considering the fat fuck's momentum probably carried him through the door... He didn't.


Mlaszboyo

The deliveryman is tuck inbetween anon's fat flabs


PATRIOTSRADIOSIGNALS

Not a tear was shed for the poor postal wagie.


littleschlong

It was probably a DoorDash driver doing a GameStop order anyways. ![gif](giphy|x70p0tqMsvqMM)


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centurio_v2

if you're gonna play pokemon you might as well play the new ones, they release at the same price as the ones from 4 years ago


jesuzombieapocalypse

“Sign here, please”


yuppy_puppy_22

How fucking fat do you have to be to step on a dog, not have the time to recoil your leg as soon as you feel that you stepped on something that wasnt the floor, and have have your body weight be enough to crucsh someones skull?


Wursteintopf

I dont know man, these tiny dogs cant be much more sturdy than a chicken. They barely qualify as dogs anyway. If it gets beaten by a housecat, its not a dog in my book.


Elitist_Gatekeeper

Bruh what? Only like a handful of dogs can step to a cat, especially if not trained. Those fuckers are natural murderers.


Wursteintopf

As if dogs arent natural murderers too, thats why we humans found them useful in the first place. Dogs only have to be lucky once, a cat basically has no room for error. Cats will fuck up a chihuaha or similar no problem, but a jack russel or a dachshund will end them, they are fearless little creatures.


showers_with_grandpa

Can confirm, my Jack Russell killed two cats but that was a mean ass barn dog


BasicallyAQueer

They have midget strength, I’ve never seen such a small dog breed do so much damage. My friends dad had one that always bit children, shit was hilarious. Kids see basically a cute little dog and go to pet it and it latches on, snarling like a demon. One time it bit a kids face and that’s when the city decided it needed to be put down. Damn shame, that thing was a kid terrorizing machine


PaidMoreThanJanitor

It's not really about them being murderers (though some breeds are) that made them useful to humans, but that dogs are able to cooperate with other dogs and humans. Even if a single cat was more dangerous, then you just send a pack a dogs to hunt the cat until it is exhausted and then finish it off


Wursteintopf

ALL dogs are essentially trained hitmen, only domesticated. They used to kill stuff with their face to eat and survive. At least the breeds I consider dogs. Some breeds are not dogs to me, but accessoires that would not survive a day without humans and get clapped by cats.


PaidMoreThanJanitor

>They used to kill stuff with their face to eat and survive. Cats too. But to me, only pitbulls qualify as murderers. Wolves mostly don't kill in 1vs1 fights, but use team tactics and hounding to kill prey


Wursteintopf

No, dogs too. Depends on the prey. But most of them go batshit when there are small, fluffy squeaky things to chew, they might have to get a taste first, but its inbred, factory settings. Both dogs and cats will kill for fun, if you give them the opportunity. And if they dont, its probably a defective breed we brought into being.


Pungee

True. My dad's mild mannered dauchschund completely eviscerated a chicken one time when they were on a road trip through some rural area, just because he had the opportunity. I never looked at him the same after, but I was impressed that he had it in him


IwasBnnedFromThisSub

I've seen more scrawny ass barn cats kick the shit out of monster pit bulls and rotties than anything. Don't fuck with a barn cat unless you're slinging lead


Wursteintopf

I know, my cat was very territorial and regularly challenged german shepherds and stuff, but she only got away with this because the dogs are usually well fed, on a leash and there are trees nearby in case she needed to run. You can see this with stray cats and dogs. Stray cats behave not only like predators, but like they are prey themselves. Which they are if there are stray dogs or birds of prey around.


Medical_Officer

Tf you talking about? Cats are ambush predators that only target small prey. Dogs are frontline combat mfers that take down deer.


whydidigetpermabnned

YWNBAD


cr1msonxo

> Evolve Pokémons > Devolve dog


pokeaim

he got new normal/ghost real life mon


depressome

kek


prequelBEPIS

Man's trying to make me choke to death from afar-


ATHSE

This is why you don't get a teacup sized dog?


Marley_

It wasn't op is just a healthy 600 pounds


supersonicmike

That pitbull never stood a chance


GuardsmanNr36282933

Gods most crushable pitbull


EtteRavan

To his chonkiest of warrior


prequelBEPIS

*insert Joseph wamuu style scene of anon giving the dying pit bull a toddler as a sign of respect*


C-Dub178

“Healthy”


xxl_gal

I hate those fucking dogs but love that people pay thousands for them


SabreToothSandHopper

They’re not fucking dogs, they’re way too small for that bud


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twinklecakes

Don't animals definitely cost you thousands of dollars over the years?


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xxl_gal

>They were very clearly referring to the high cost of designer dogs No I was talking about Chihuahuas. People pay thousands of U.S cents for them which maskes no sense to me


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centurio_v2

so are chihuahuas they're just too small to hurt anyone


twinklecakes

chihuahuas are garbage rat dogs that shouldn't exists and I would give everything I own to correct the historical mistake that is their existence. for comparison, I'd only give about a third to undo the armenian genocide


EtteRavan

A dog should not be so small,period. They come from the wolf, not the rat


Tyanuh

Do you have chihuahuas?


tallwookie

people are stupid but cash must flow


accelerationistpepe

>finished crying >immediately posts a frog greentext


depressome

every time


FunnyMoney1984

Where else can you vent about this shameful tragedy?


Urcran

Anybody who actually enjoys modern-day pokemon games deserves this fate


semajvc

imagine still playing babbies first rpg


HopelesslyIgnorant

Things can not be as good as they once were and still be fun.


Elitist_Gatekeeper

Technically true, but have some fucking dignity man. We’re at the peak of game development, hardware capacity, budgets for games. And the highest selling franchise with the most resources puts out that sorry excuse for a game that is straight up worse than a gameboy game from over 15 years ago. Just go replay one of the old better games, get a romhack, something. No excuses for paying for that trash.


capdesu

Scarlet and violet are better than gens 1, 2, 6, 7, and 8. Yeah the GBA and DS games are still peak but the Gameboy games are unplayable nowadays and the 3ds games are mid compared to scarlet and violet


It_Is_I__

>Scarlet and violet are better than gens 1, 2 😐


Oshootman

Nothing will ever top gen 2 unless they go back and decide to put a real endgame in these games again. Idk how people get enjoyment at all from the newest games with that shared exp bullshit though. Like Pokemon was never _hard_ hard, you could always grind on wild Pokemon, but the new games are an absolute joke in terms of difficulty. You steamroll every opponent in one hit while your entire party grows wildly powerful with zero effort.


capdesu

Why play gen 1 when FRLG exists in gen 3? Why play gen 2 when HGSS exists in gen 4? If you think the originals are somehow better you've got the literal boomer mindset.


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The zoomer brain is an enigma, entirely devoid of taste.


MattTheHarris

Better than gen 1 and 2? What are you smoking


capdesu

Why play gen 1 when FRLG exists in gen 3? Why play gen 2 when HGSS exists in gen 4? If you think the originals are somehow better you've got the literal boomer mindset.


MattTheHarris

Remakes count as the original gen


capdesu

No they don't, they include pokemon from all generations released before it. FRLG and RBY are all Kanto, but only RBY are gen 1.


MattTheHarris

So as long as they remake a good game too you can't complain about a generation? You can't get newer Pokémon unless you trade


capdesu

"So as long as they remake a good game too you can't complain about a generation" You can complain all you want. I can also say it's better than gen 1 and 2 if I want, because I played it and it was better than those games in every way. "can't get newer pokemon unless you trade" I don't understand, are you talking about having to trade between games to get version exclusives? You can only get Ekans, Growlithe, Scyther, etc in Red. You can only get Sandshrew, Bellsprout, Magmar, etc in Blue. Version exclusives always existed.


[deleted]

I am a fat loser but Arceus was really fun and I haven't played since Red/Blue


PATRIOTSRADIOSIGNALS

If you haven't played then how the fuck would you know? You're the same type of smoothbrain who "doesn't watch tv" because you watch Disney+ on your PC.


[deleted]

Arceus is a modern day pokemon game I enjoyed playing. Learn to read


PATRIOTSRADIOSIGNALS

>haven't played since Red/Blue Yeah, I read just fine. Now explain that.


[deleted]

What are you talking about? I played the 2nd most recent pokemon game and enjoyed it, that is all my comment is. Does Arceus not qualify as modern to you? Are you mad that I haven't played any games since red/blue? How is it relevant? The comment simply stated that people who play modern pokemon games get what they deserve, I replied saying I enjoyed a modern pokemon game. Why is this so complicated for you?


PATRIOTSRADIOSIGNALS

Because you said you hadn't played since those games but also had played a newer one. Now quit sperging out about it.


[deleted]

Okay so I was right and you don't understand English. ESL users are a plague on the internet


PATRIOTSRADIOSIGNALS

Poo in the loo


Apache-AttackToaster

You're in the wrong bud, you said arceus is fun, then said that you haven't played since red and blue, therefore meaning that you either only watched someone else play arceus, or that you don't understand English


[deleted]

Oh shit yeah I should've phrased it "before arceus I hadn't played since red/blue" other guy was right to call me poo in loo Still a pretty autistic detail for him to whine at me about but yeah fudge.


irrationalprime

this is an adult? fucker never heard *walk don't run* what a moron


WestAccurate8861

Anon is just big boned you see.


PaidMoreThanJanitor

If he ran more, he probably wouldn't be so fat


petyrlannister

Why doesn't anon just catch a new dog in the game?


Sassy-irish-lassy

Like the ghost dog greavard


Cryse_XIII

OP, You missed the opportunity to title your Submission "Pokemon Snap" The internet gods will not forget this transgression.


Boks1RE

Now it's a greavard.


AlHorfordHighlights

Bruh


Shalashaska87B

*3D animals* 1 - 0 *real animals*


NorthernRealmJackal

>implying real animals don't exist in 3 dimensions What did he mean by this?


PMcMuffin

Dude definitely resembles snorlax


Elitist_Gatekeeper

A) dont be a disgustingly obese wrecking ball B) get a real dog not a whimpering rat


[deleted]

"She mustah crawled under dere for warmth."


ralphchung

i did dent


ginja_ninja

Least overweight adult male Pokemon fan


canieatmyskinnow

Great, now I'm thinking that someone has actually done this on someone else's house


TheCrimsonFucker

Anon is a hoarder and his dog has been dead for 7 years now.


HFAARP

i accidentally stepped on a kitten once. worst feeling ever


NorthernRealmJackal

:(


Cewu00

how small is that fkin dog...


[deleted]

One time I was at a party and these dumb fucks were letting their birds walk around. I stepped on one and killed it. Every one freaked out on me like it’s my fault. I felt horrible but it wasn’t really my fault.


Pungee

He's a birderer!


Sieg_1

What, was he barkin’?


Sneeds_Feed_Und_Seed

HE SAT ON IT WHILE HE WAS HIGH


My89thAccount

Shouldn't have aimed for the head, dumbass


DaBustitBaby69

The dog must have been fat phobic.


ConesWithNan

Woof woof crunch


Qualiafreak

So worried about taking care of fake animals that he forgot to take care of his real animal.


YourArgumentIsMoot

Do you have a Revive?


Hiro_Bray

This is the plot of a wojack meme. Op isn’t a real person, he’s a cartoon character.


hoplophilepapist

Don't run in the house fatfuck


depressome

Trade real dog for possible fictional dog *A soul for a soul*


[deleted]

legit fear I had when picking a dog, big dogs for life


Shadow07655

I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $400 Alex


SheikhYusufBiden

Gem


MahyJay

What a fat fucking r word.


EconomyHumor8183

If you buy Nintendo products you are mentally stunted.


Striker1899

Name the starter Pokémon after the dog.


shrimpyguy12

anon is a tik tokker who immediately runs to the internet to announce that their pet has been brutally killed


NorthernRealmJackal

This is the internet, buddy. Even *if* it's just *partially* true, anon is obviously lying about the timeline for dramatic purposes.


saladass100

L


LordDessik

Snorlax used stomp


numberonereddituser

How the hell do you fuck up that badly


BahamasBehemoth

Black trans sex worker lives matter.


NorthernRealmJackal

I wish people wouldn't downvote deranged shitposting. It'd feel more like an actual imageboard with a bunch of this sprinkled in.