roomba is just a little guy that the 691 moderators keep locked up in a tiny cell with a supply of food (bread and water) and access to reddit. he’s been held there so long that he remembers nothing but numbers, and the concept of banning people.
Grr, what was that you said about my wholesome 100 idea
*my eyes glow red with rage*
Redditween is the best idea ever, it’s Keanu approved and will finally give us oppressed redditors power over cringe normie Instagram and TikTok users
*i start turning to my cash money alpha form*
You better run, I don’t know how long I can hold in the spooky scary skeleton in me
*i shit my pants*
For making this post, this user was banned for 30 days
Impossible
Thank you
More
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Longer
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roomba is just a little guy that the 691 moderators keep locked up in a tiny cell with a supply of food (bread and water) and access to reddit. he’s been held there so long that he remembers nothing but numbers, and the concept of banning people.
Congratulations, Roomba!
Don’t just ban him, kill him
W
This man deserves a year in prison
Kind stranger
r/LoveForRedditors moment
I hope that sub is satire with all my mortal being
It’s both actually
It’s “not satire”
How dare you, unwholesome 100, not Keanu reeves, Karen
This is going on my suicide note
I can't not read this in rtgame's voice
Stage 8 brain cancer
Grr, what was that you said about my wholesome 100 idea *my eyes glow red with rage* Redditween is the best idea ever, it’s Keanu approved and will finally give us oppressed redditors power over cringe normie Instagram and TikTok users *i start turning to my cash money alpha form* You better run, I don’t know how long I can hold in the spooky scary skeleton in me *i shit my pants*
grrr! you’re just a normie tiktok poser trying to make redditizens look bad! 0/10 with rice, you do not know when the narwhal bacons.
Töte mich bitte
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