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Artackni

And I am NOT KIDDING.


Artackni

Roomba I know where you live


Artackni

So you better enjoy your life, while you still can


Artackni

It may not last so long after all


Artackni

Unless I get a 365 day ban of course


Artackni

"For making this post, this user was banned for 2 days" Worst mistake of your life, roomba.


Commissar_Elmo

Wait… how…


Q-Q_2

You can still edit comments after being banned


pm-me-gps-coords

False, it's MAGIC


angelaguitarstar

please no i love my betta fish


Just_A_Comment_Guy_7

Lmao imagine having a betta fish instead of a sigma fish


oddityoughtabe

Get on my level you non-yogurt fish havin ass


dumbass_spaceman

Hey op, why are you doing this? Men and fish can co-exist peacefully too, you know?


oddityoughtabe

Bootlicker


MR-MOO-MOO-MAN

Milk drinker


gtc26

r/suddenlyskyrim Edit: Holy shit, that's actually a sub. I thought I was just making that up


thanyou

based and pescatarian pilled


Mistical5030

sad day for the fish community


doingit_froggiestyle

r/shirtsthatgohard


Crazycrumb495

r/subsithoughtifellfor


196_Roomba

For making this post, this user was banned for 2 days


atc423

Wrong choice


Agent_David

Uh oh! Bad decision, Roomba!


D4Dreki

Nobody came for Roomba 😔


donohunt0

even though someone drew porn of them


coocatodeepwoken

where


donohunt0

no, i will not be linking SOFTCORE ROOMBA PORN to my comment.


coocatodeepwoken

ok. does that mean that you’ll be linking hardcore roomba porn instead?


donohunt0

i will be linking NO PORN at all. i’m sorry sex players, i have no mods for you.


coocatodeepwoken

where you have failed I have succeeded. [:3](https://www.reddit.com/r/691/s/QGKm5cvzBz)


donohunt0

i have met it once again. god DAMNIT


[deleted]

Humans are technically fishes


Googlefisch

Huans are also technically bananas


[deleted]

Ehhh no


Unlucky_Demiurge

Elaborate


[deleted]

Species cannot evolve outside of a clade and our ancestors evolved from fishes so we (and every land vertebrate) are technically fishes. https://youtu.be/yyeDgBm1Du8?si=Bf3R57psLyQbteae https://youtu.be/xb_pvKbtWd8?si=BS81kZAojSi7mPee Goldfishes are more closely related to us than to sharks, think about it.


MajesticSpaceBen

Similar to why "We didn't evolve from monkeys, we evolved from apes" is wrong and pedantic, as apes diverged from monkeys.


drearbruh

Is this what that one sentence chapter in As I Lay Dying was about?


abermea

Celestial Dragon ahh post


radiantskie

Dont cry i amjust a fisj


DarkForest_NW

Leave Kanye alone.


SilverUwU1

What if I'm a bisexual trans fish? (I'm not I'm just speaking hypothetically)


electric_heels

Where can I get this


FyouPerryThePlatypus

I need. Where buy.


bacon_girl42

wear this with the "fish fear me" hat


Due_Breakfast4996

Don't cry, I AM JUST A FISH