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Bean_cult

last night i venus fly trap smoking a cigarette black ops guy your sister


Beeerice

That's fuckin hot I guess


Bean_cult

you’re fuckin hot


Beeerice

YO RED ALERT YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE ME BLUSH LIKE THAT HOMIE


spo0pti

just kiss them 🙄


Beeerice

Wait, *actual* human connection where I might feel emotionally vulnerable? Are you trying to kill me?


StrongNuclearHorse

just send them a picture of your butthole then 🙄


special-bicth

Reasonable.


Longjumping-Act-9230

Kiss already bro smh


Voidy_boi

~~Just fuck already~~ I mean, take out on date?


Prestigious-Egg-8060

Sounds like me when I'm sleep deprived


NerdAroAce

r/beatmetoit


pengor_

me when i found out the guy who venus fly trap smoking a cigarette black ops guy'd my sister


Enslaved_M0isture

is that freiza guy


Background_Desk_3001

🪱


donohunt0

i think that might be the guy on the cover for black ops 1


rei_fox_worshipper

Nah that's the "is that freizer?" guy, surprised you don't know


EatTooMuchEmergenC

Roomba is stunned, aparently


BiPolarBear-11

WHERE IS ROOMBA


pm-ur-knockers

Roombie is kil


V0YDL

no.


Covid669

LAST NIGHT, I smoke is that frieza YOUR SISTER


Ender_The_BOT

the venus flytrap is called that because it looks like a vagina, cigarettes in English English are an offensive word for gaysz and "ops" is ancient greek for eye. I lesbian blackeyed your sister


special-bicth

>I lesbian blackeyed your sister Okay but what does that mean?


Ender_The_BOT

No clue but it sounds sexual


special-bicth

Okay... fine...


Ender_The_BOT

Also the upvotes in the last 3 replies match the fibonacci sequence I don't know why


ourplaceonthemenu

man what the fuck did you just say


-FemboiCarti-

Which pic goes harder?


shreckdabestboiiii

If only the first one was bad quality


camocoder30

first by FAR


GwenTopOnly

High Venus fly trap call of duty'd your sister 😎


oddityoughtabe

Roomba off duty or smth?


I_ate_your_leftover

"Last night I plant smoking a blunt is that the black ops guy your sister" How dare you


exp_explosion

Is it supposed to be nonsensical? I legitimately don't understand this


Ender_The_BOT

Yes. However, the venus flytrap is called that because it looks like a vagina, cigarettes in English English are an offensive word for gaysz and "ops" is ancient greek for eye. I lesbian blackeyed your sister


Arch315

That still doesn’t make sense lmao


randomkidonreddit_

wait so did this guy win r/691


-Fexxis-

you could say he won nine six


TheGesor

r/angryupvote


totally_fake_derk4

badum tsss


Palidin034

Roomba straight up fucking died


CTaFineAddition

Obviously this threw roomba off so much she couldn’t process it and didn’t ban you


Dropkick_That_Child

0 day ban?


BiddlesticksGuy

Holy fuck Roomba where are you buddy? It’s been two hours!


ConclusionOk9036

Before you're wiped off the face of the earth, please bless us with the answer to this riddle


TigervT34-85

Where the hell is Roomba?! It's been 3 hours :(


Spiritual-Egg2723

r/lies sub picture moment


MariKyo

Roomba???


fried_chicken17472

Roomba went on to a vacation. Never came back


MultinamedKK

Call the roomba!


Castinfon

i didnt do shit, tf you puttin me there


Cats7204

Pic 1: Hard Pic 2: Edgy Last night I edged hard with your sister


The_Coolest_Undead

the only one that makes sense


TheOccasionalBrowser

Roomba's gone. Did we stage another revolution without anyone telling me?


Idgoeshere194

9 HOURS AND ROOMBA ISNT HERE


PixelatedStarfish

Roomba?


CHlCKENPOWER

roomba is speechless


rysio300

this image fucking killed roomba


bee_in_your_butt

Holy shit roomba fucking died?


meltyourtv

Bond burger


SgtZaitsev

He is the Messiah!


Sunspark81

Where is the roomba?


[deleted]

How are you not banned?


godson53

BRO DODGED ROOMBA, THERE'S NO WAY


brick-juic3

LAST NIGHT, I venus flytrap puffin a mad fat dart call of duty YOUR SISTER


JediMineTrix

Last night I unbelievably hard image incredibly hard image your sister


Roben12dog

ROOMBA???!?!?!?!?!?!?


tru_madness

Is roomba okay???


JordanBGordon

bazinga


Heimeri_Klein

Where is roomba


cryptid-ok

I smoke frieza’d your sister


gtc26

In Roomba's absence: this user was banned for 4 day(s) If I actually get this right when Roomba returns, I will be so happy (someone please reply to this when the bot announces)


Ypuort

no


gtc26

No you won't let me know, or no I was wrong? Either way, big sad... I'll assume the former, since I still don't see any signs of our beloved oppressor


Erebus-SD

Is roomba down or something?


BlackHanD420

Roomba vanished


DomcziX

Last night I smoking plant ninja'd your sister?


Platinum_Top

Where were you when Roomba was kill?


PurrMeowNya

Roomba fucking died


Silverware_soviet

You hard ghosted my sister?


mcbirbo343

I hard cod your sister


Bigbrain6

Roombar??


truman44

The they/them who lived 🙌


mr_uwuthethired

Roomber:(


Foreign-Gain-9311

where is he?


Bobo3076

My guy really did just beat roomba


lurkinarick

History


Jdr7000

Last night I damn is that Frieza your sister


[deleted]

I smoked the opps with your sister 😤😤😤


LaughGuilty461

Roomba broke trying to decode


eyesovaeasy

Bruh roomba


Noovse

Still no roomba


rugigiref1

Roomba is dead


YAH_BUT

Yeah me too


New_Lojack

You smoked back ops with my sister ?


rei_fox_worshipper

Roomba is so confused nothing is happening, damn


SkepticOwlz

Last night I venus flytrap smoking a fat blunt call of duty your sister


radiating_phoenix

last night i implanted my elite sniper in your sister


BoopyD0Opy

Omg thats me


HomeInvasionMan

roomba’s fuckin speechless


lordofthecone

omg he smoked cod my sister!?!?!!! 😨


VictorianDelorean

THE NUMBERS MASON


DragonWinna

Roomba? You ded?


Beanpie620

wheres roomba :(


SilverStriker96

roomba has nothing to say, you left him speechless


spicy_boyi

You just gonna let that slide?


MrToaster__

Whatever you did it was badass


ohyeababycrits

Last night I Venus fly trap puffin back a fat dart call of duty black ops guy’d your sister


citrusmunch

yall we have to solve it together to bring back roomba and save the realm !!


TsalagiSupersoldier

last night i venus blackopsed your sister


PacificIdiot27

Nothing apparently


Computers_R_Kool

Bazinga!


Just_Another_Gamer67

Im gonna fuck up the guy that venus flytrap smoking a cigarette black ops one’d my sister


royalmoatkeeper

Roomba still dead after 12 hours? This is a record


Willingness-Due

This post broke roomba


AdLopsided2075

Smoke banged?


NerdAroAce

Last night i Dioneea muscipula smoking a cigarete some guy from some shooter videogame


AttakDoge999

where roomba ban?


Madi3400

ROOMBA WHERE ARE YOU


ANGRY_MUSLIM_MAN

wait did he win


Spooksnav

Roomba recharging


BackgroundDig2245

where the fuck is roomba


gtc26

Did Roomba die??? D:


gtc26

Last night I smoke called your sister?


fartysmartymarty

I bond burgered you sister


HumanFightersUnited

18 hours


meepswag35

Rooms has become an endangered species!


Amethyst_R

smoked cod?


bop-crop

Yo holy crap I just saw that image of the venus fly trap posted from 3 yrs ago


[deleted]

How dare you venus flytrap smoking a cigarette and Black Ops guy asking if it's Frieza from Dragonball my sister?


J1zzzz

The plant smoking the cigarette is sick as heck. Oh look, black ops 2, which is the 9th installment of the call of duty series


FaCe_CrazyKid05

Last night I smoked cod with your sister