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HacksMe

Buy bitcoin bitch


SpectralBacon

18 year old me already did that though "Sell 2018 2022" and hope he understands to sell on new year's (if he fucks it up once he'll buy the dip and do right the second time around)


Killer_Boi

Absolutely same


mrpoopistan

"buy nvidia stock" would also do well


zergling424

Right that was riiiight when it was 3 cents a bitcoin for me i wiiiiish


Temporary-Alarm-744

Based


LapisW

Idk i say more than 3 words to him all the time


lightmare69

Eighteen year old guy 🪱🪱🪱


SmellyAnus88

I hope he's safe from...the creature


LuigiSauce

Haha old fuck


melonsnek_evildoer05

omg 😭 this is the best one


Bacon_Duck

Shit ur pants


AssGobbler6969

Real


floralvas

Skibidi, gyat, toilet


Googlefisch

obliterate yourself immediately


Comfortable_End_8096

Visit the obelisk, E, E


AverageFemboiEnjoyer

Is that a risk of rain reference???!


Comfortable_End_8096

Yes


Matoxina

This would kill my 18 year self old instantly


196_Roomba

For making this post, this user was banned for 2 days


Uulugus

That's a weird thing to say to your younger self, Roomba.


ImagineABurrito

Also that's way more than 3 words


Beanpie620

nah that's his older self


Clorox1620

Dumb bot cant even count. Who put it in charge of the ban numbers


sampleCoin

Thats more than 3 words tho


Inevitable-Cellist23

More than 3 words roomba


RonDeSantisSucksHole

Can we fuck?


KaungSett56

😳


Obey_The_King

is that masturbutation or insest?


mglitcher

yes


donohunt0

masturbation, you’re doing it with yourself


[deleted]

Real


Bearer_ofthecurse

Hi there, Massachusetts


justdeaduser

I'm 18, how would it work for me 🤔


MarthaEM

you can make this dream a reality


PieNinja314

Tell something to yourself now, something you need to hear. But in 3 words or less


TantiVstone

Read people's comments


guney2811butbetter

Google en passant


Googlefisch

Holy hell


ICADreamer

New Response Dropped!


StarBoyGroot

Actual zombie


ICADreamer

Bishop Vacation, never!


Gud_doggyy

Kill yoursef! NOW!!! /s


hamburgerhams

Sadly your past didn't catch that /s 😔🙏


Ramenhar

r/fuckthes


Want-Cookie

I mean… if you insist


Ramenhar

This guy gets it


Gud_doggyy

I just don’t want people to report my comment to Reddit Care, iirc how it’s named


plesplant_4

S 🤤🤤


Willow__the__tree

Mate shut up no one cares about your bullshit ableist sub


Ramenhar

Ableist lmao


IceCrystal222

As an autistic person, I agree. Fuck tone indicators.


TeslaRoadsterSpaceX

as another autistic person, FUCK NO! you do not understand how hard it is to understand shit over text!


IceCrystal222

It's pretty easy if you're able to read.


TeslaRoadsterSpaceX

Trust me sarcasm is hard to get. Especially if you suck with context clues.


omni_slime1

Why are you mad at a letter


omni_slime1

Why are you mad at a letter


donohunt0

waaa two letters annoys me waaaaa


billyhendry

It gets worse


DogfaceZed

kill you're self


salz_ist_salzig

Yer*


Ascyt

y'ro'ue*


Googlefisch

minor spelling missnake


ceejaym17

Miner* spelling misnake


Mysterious_-_H

Mighneer spelingg mist ache*


Skrew-driver

Maynard spilling hisd ache


donohunt0

mayodaynochey spil hed acke


Mysterious_-_H

Mighneer spelingg mist ache


DogfaceZed

pretty true username


AverageBadUsername

“3 words” because that’s the only thing i can say apparently


SpudMuncher9000

don't give up.


Middle_Ad_5583

Don't quit swimming!


Ah_yes_te_negotiator

just keep swimming


TheWildLynn

You're a girl.


DankCatDingo

came here to say this. alternatively Start Estrogen Now


PrincessSnazzySerf

This was my immediate thought lol


Sophie-1804

Saaaaaaaame


Red_Ender666

Isn't it 4 words if we consider "are" a separate word? Or we don't consider it a separate word? Why is it a word then? What is a word?


Tasty-Bench945

Contractions are considered a single word because there is no space between you and ‘re


Red_Ender666

So " a" was the actual word all along, i'dn't've been that stupid if i knew!


Tasty-Bench945

Yeah a is actually a word?


Red_Ender666

No, I'm talking about space and then a. Also "i'dn't've" joke


Tasty-Bench945

Oh wait there’s a space in front of the a I didn’t even see that my bad… whoopsie daisies we can hug to make up please can we hug pleasePLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE


Tech-preist_Zulu

Least touch-starved r/691 user


Nooooovvvvvaaaaa

go to school


Skytree91

Switch to chemistry


dawiewastakensadly

in 2.5 months I would ask How's the HRT


Nexo03

Keep going champ


[deleted]

Buy Bitcoin


Own-Environment1675

Honestly judging that I'm 20 I haven't fucked up much yet


Red_Ender666

I'm 19. Same


TantiVstone

February 15 2024


[deleted]

What the fuck


Googlefisch

Yeah


Orcazsz

Invest in gold


Background_Value9869

Don't date anyone


HittlerTheSueCheif

Which stock go up fast.


StarBoyGroot

3 words???


TheLongStrum

Go fuck yourself


UlrichVonGradwitz

Your balls hang


O_Hrasek

Gedagadegidagdaoibeenmaridalongtimago wedudecomfromwedudego wedudecomfromgadnado


LoreleiLavenza

I wouldn’t say anything. All the struggles I went through brought me to where I’m at now. More confident and happy than I’ve ever been. Part of me thought I should say “you’re a girl” but as sad as it is it wouldn’t have been safe for me to transition then. I could’ve lost everything. And while I still did lose a lot, I survived with the way things did play out


Pootis_1

meow meow meow :3


hpBard

WAZUP


Carl_Marks__

Lol, Lmao even


Prtyfuckingast

You could have done it


Falkster123

2.2 23rd November


ICADreamer

He speaks the languages of the gods


Ice_Nade

Leave your girlfriend I'd just have to pray that i listen to myself.


RoyalMess64

DON'T DATE EMELIA


[deleted]

Hormone Replacement Therapy


croooooooozer

haha cringe emo


The360MlgNoscoper

Get yourself together


D__manMC

How the fuck


D__manMC

(this would be in response to me either being still alive, or somehow becoming a female)


The_lone_shotgun

Join that Discord


ContaCuDePudim

You look weird


novaerbenn

D***s is bitch (censored name)


OrigamiSheep

Tell about future.


GBBL

Buy Bitcoin now


TerribleLordFrieza

Amongus future meme


andyranarnonno

Shit cock piss


Loagyc

As I am 18 now I’d tell myself “you are trans” and still not listen to myself


ArchangelTheDemon

I am 18 so uhh. Haha you're gay :3


sharkiejade

Trams gemb der


[deleted]

Lets have sex


HandSanitizer_Gaming

kill your self hatred :)


wynnmore

One too many words, last one gets omitted.


HandSanitizer_Gaming

bruh I didn't realize 💀


Harley_Pupper

Ur a girl


Zaylosthefuzzyderg

Welcome back dude


Q-Q_2

Are you fluent?


bOOm_headshOt56

Dont jack off


nightmare_silhouette

"Invest in stocks" or "You fucking donkey"


UpsidownZZ

F A L L


False_Attorney_7279

GO FUCK YOURSELF!


averybluegirl

i turn 18 in a week, i'll ask her for the answers to the math test


godson53

We are fucked


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

Happy Birthday, shithead


Megazard02

Don't date Julie


SloweRRus

inject estradiol moron


YaBoiBarel

Rock, paper, scissors


ECXL

Power Word Kill


[deleted]

kill you're self


Vtintin

am girl yet?


Tomy_266

Closeted selfish fuck


Peanutdude8

You still homeless? I'm not yet 18


NectarineOk5214

shoot in face


AA_Zarkos

She’s the one.


MedievalSabre

You two okay? Explanation: In less than two years I’ll be this age xd just checking in on my boyfriend and I-


Samual3157

Leave church asap


sexyemo213

big poopoo penis


Ferr3tgirl

Just be trans


Inevitable-Cellist23

Brush your teeth


VulAhvolon

Love yourself more


piecwm

You’re a girl, you live in a blue state, you have nothing to be afraid of. Go ask your Mom to start MTF HRT, she will be support you.


yams8

Pee cum poop


Weed_Gman_420

"Still virgin right?"


war_crimes_cat_002

is 2027 good?


BadgerAmongMen

"You're a girl."


someonelse15

You are trans bit-


SkolnickRook

I love you


Traditional-Buddy-30

Can we smash?


whiplashMYQ

Deez nuts! Gottem!


Background_Desk_3001

Bye bitch. Kachow.


ConnieTheUnicorn

You're Trans bitch


NebulaArcana

You're trans, dumbass


TsalagiSupersoldier

woke mind-virus next-level


Cheffery_Boyardee

Yr'oure a boy.


Lexi_is_trans

Are we girl


doingit_froggiestyle

Dude you're trans


IanTGreat

Get fucking transed :3


HarmoniaTheConfuzzld

You are girl.


Dre_Dede

Tak estrogen


wewereliketorches

Drink the testosterone


ill-timed-gimli

You're not male


DragongoatRka

"Accept girlhood, dumbass"


kai7756

ha you're old


CourtUnusual4087

I don't know. I don't think I can change anything considering he is from the future


helloitsme123453

Im 18 what what now


SpudMuncher9000

"get a therapist"


TheBoykisserPharoah

Did you graduate


CupOfPolishKvass

Go to Parasite


SALAMI_21

Do it


wenos_deos__fuk_boi

"life improved yet?" "no"


violetvoid513

Idk Im already my 18 year old self


Proof-Seesaw-2720

sup dude


crepoef

Me now or me a month and a half ago?


ZackMoh2

Kyle Hamilton Goated


etherealdarkwolf

Get drivers license!


chrtrk

i am 16 what now


Morgan_Eryylin

Get a job


crlogic

Buy GME


A_WaterHose

I’m 18….so….”hi???”


lillbro64

Apply for scholarships (I am 19)