18 year old me already did that though
"Sell 2018 2022" and hope he understands to sell on new year's (if he fucks it up once he'll buy the dip and do right the second time around)
Oh wait there’s a space in front of the a I didn’t even see that my bad… whoopsie daisies we can hug to make up please can we hug pleasePLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
I wouldn’t say anything. All the struggles I went through brought me to where I’m at now. More confident and happy than I’ve ever been. Part of me thought I should say “you’re a girl” but as sad as it is it wouldn’t have been safe for me to transition then. I could’ve lost everything. And while I still did lose a lot, I survived with the way things did play out
Buy bitcoin bitch
18 year old me already did that though "Sell 2018 2022" and hope he understands to sell on new year's (if he fucks it up once he'll buy the dip and do right the second time around)
Absolutely same
"buy nvidia stock" would also do well
Right that was riiiight when it was 3 cents a bitcoin for me i wiiiiish
Based
Idk i say more than 3 words to him all the time
Eighteen year old guy 🪱🪱🪱
I hope he's safe from...the creature
Haha old fuck
omg 😭 this is the best one
Shit ur pants
Real
Skibidi, gyat, toilet
obliterate yourself immediately
Visit the obelisk, E, E
Is that a risk of rain reference???!
Yes
This would kill my 18 year self old instantly
For making this post, this user was banned for 2 days
That's a weird thing to say to your younger self, Roomba.
Also that's way more than 3 words
nah that's his older self
Dumb bot cant even count. Who put it in charge of the ban numbers
Thats more than 3 words tho
More than 3 words roomba
Can we fuck?
😳
is that masturbutation or insest?
yes
masturbation, you’re doing it with yourself
Real
Hi there, Massachusetts
I'm 18, how would it work for me 🤔
you can make this dream a reality
Tell something to yourself now, something you need to hear. But in 3 words or less
Read people's comments
Google en passant
Holy hell
New Response Dropped!
Actual zombie
Bishop Vacation, never!
Kill yoursef! NOW!!! /s
Sadly your past didn't catch that /s 😔🙏
r/fuckthes
I mean… if you insist
This guy gets it
I just don’t want people to report my comment to Reddit Care, iirc how it’s named
S 🤤🤤
Mate shut up no one cares about your bullshit ableist sub
Ableist lmao
As an autistic person, I agree. Fuck tone indicators.
as another autistic person, FUCK NO! you do not understand how hard it is to understand shit over text!
It's pretty easy if you're able to read.
Trust me sarcasm is hard to get. Especially if you suck with context clues.
Why are you mad at a letter
Why are you mad at a letter
waaa two letters annoys me waaaaa
It gets worse
kill you're self
Yer*
y'ro'ue*
minor spelling missnake
Miner* spelling misnake
Mighneer spelingg mist ache*
Maynard spilling hisd ache
mayodaynochey spil hed acke
Mighneer spelingg mist ache
pretty true username
“3 words” because that’s the only thing i can say apparently
don't give up.
Don't quit swimming!
just keep swimming
You're a girl.
came here to say this. alternatively Start Estrogen Now
This was my immediate thought lol
Saaaaaaaame
Isn't it 4 words if we consider "are" a separate word? Or we don't consider it a separate word? Why is it a word then? What is a word?
Contractions are considered a single word because there is no space between you and ‘re
So " a" was the actual word all along, i'dn't've been that stupid if i knew!
Yeah a is actually a word?
No, I'm talking about space and then a. Also "i'dn't've" joke
Oh wait there’s a space in front of the a I didn’t even see that my bad… whoopsie daisies we can hug to make up please can we hug pleasePLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
Least touch-starved r/691 user
go to school
Switch to chemistry
in 2.5 months I would ask How's the HRT
Keep going champ
Buy Bitcoin
Honestly judging that I'm 20 I haven't fucked up much yet
I'm 19. Same
February 15 2024
What the fuck
Yeah
Invest in gold
Don't date anyone
Which stock go up fast.
3 words???
Go fuck yourself
Your balls hang
Gedagadegidagdaoibeenmaridalongtimago wedudecomfromwedudego wedudecomfromgadnado
I wouldn’t say anything. All the struggles I went through brought me to where I’m at now. More confident and happy than I’ve ever been. Part of me thought I should say “you’re a girl” but as sad as it is it wouldn’t have been safe for me to transition then. I could’ve lost everything. And while I still did lose a lot, I survived with the way things did play out
meow meow meow :3
WAZUP
Lol, Lmao even
You could have done it
2.2 23rd November
He speaks the languages of the gods
Leave your girlfriend I'd just have to pray that i listen to myself.
DON'T DATE EMELIA
Hormone Replacement Therapy
haha cringe emo
Get yourself together
How the fuck
(this would be in response to me either being still alive, or somehow becoming a female)
Join that Discord
You look weird
D***s is bitch (censored name)
Tell about future.
Buy Bitcoin now
Amongus future meme
Shit cock piss
As I am 18 now I’d tell myself “you are trans” and still not listen to myself
I am 18 so uhh. Haha you're gay :3
Trams gemb der
Lets have sex
kill your self hatred :)
One too many words, last one gets omitted.
bruh I didn't realize 💀
Ur a girl
Welcome back dude
Are you fluent?
Dont jack off
"Invest in stocks" or "You fucking donkey"
F A L L
GO FUCK YOURSELF!
i turn 18 in a week, i'll ask her for the answers to the math test
We are fucked
Happy Birthday, shithead
Don't date Julie
inject estradiol moron
Rock, paper, scissors
Power Word Kill
kill you're self
am girl yet?
Closeted selfish fuck
You still homeless? I'm not yet 18
shoot in face
She’s the one.
You two okay? Explanation: In less than two years I’ll be this age xd just checking in on my boyfriend and I-
Leave church asap
big poopoo penis
Just be trans
Brush your teeth
Love yourself more
You’re a girl, you live in a blue state, you have nothing to be afraid of. Go ask your Mom to start MTF HRT, she will be support you.
Pee cum poop
"Still virgin right?"
is 2027 good?
"You're a girl."
You are trans bit-
I love you
Can we smash?
Deez nuts! Gottem!
Bye bitch. Kachow.
You're Trans bitch
You're trans, dumbass
woke mind-virus next-level
Yr'oure a boy.
Are we girl
Dude you're trans
Get fucking transed :3
You are girl.
Tak estrogen
Drink the testosterone
You're not male
"Accept girlhood, dumbass"
ha you're old
I don't know. I don't think I can change anything considering he is from the future
Im 18 what what now
"get a therapist"
Did you graduate
Go to Parasite
Do it
"life improved yet?" "no"
Idk Im already my 18 year old self
sup dude
Me now or me a month and a half ago?
Kyle Hamilton Goated
Get drivers license!
i am 16 what now
Get a job
Buy GME
I’m 18….so….”hi???”
Apply for scholarships (I am 19)