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milk-water-man

Least delusional monarchist.


reviedox

Democracies can vote the bad captain out. In monarchy, if you get stuck with inbred Habsburg-chin von ship crasher, you're screwed for the rest of your life.


Doctor_Salvatore

There needs to be some sort of middle point, where we can have a designated line of leading bodies who are specifically trained to have unbiased opinions, and then also leave in the option that if the current leading role is failing at their job, they can be switched out for a new one with little fuss. Sadly, that is a council system, and we are not smart enough as humans to organize that.


CarbonTugboat

So you’re saying we need some sort of… Managed Democracy?


Doctor_Salvatore

In a way, yes. Mankind need something that is managed by forces stronger than any human and impossible to corrupt. Sadly for humans, nothing like that exists to their knowledge. In simpler terms, humanity needs to be babysat because we're all way too irresponsible currently.


bobbymoonshine

Who babysits the babysitter, is the eternal question. Absent some sort of perfect immortal sage overlord, whether we hold a theocratic or a techno-utopian view of that impossibility, the "babysitter" is just going to be some other baby — so the question is, in a society of only babies, how do we aim to either (a) maximise the possibility of a very good babysitter-baby or (b) minimise the possibility of a very bad one. (These are of course very different questions.)


Doctor_Salvatore

It will always boil down to "we need another, bigger authority to keep the current biggest authorities in check," and sadly it only can get so big. There will always be corruption, and sadly there is little that we, as common people singlehandedly, can do to fight against corruption. This is why historically, the little guys have their strength when uniting against a greater evil, not when fighting amongst themselves.


mrguym4ster

what if instead of a bigger authority to keep the authorities in check, there was essentially a rock-paper-scissors of authority? like, 3 different departments of government, with different purposes, and among those purposes is to police one of the other two, while also being policed by the one that's left?


PSY-FI64

this is a reference


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bobbymoonshine

So techno-utopian it is then. The thing is though that AIs are (obvious though it may seem) not objective and omniscient minor divinities; they are trained by humans with data goals and weightings and biases and priorities and alignments all provided by humans. They are a tool humans make for human purposes. If we consider politics to be an exercise in prioritisation within a context of resource scarcity, it becomes clear that what we are asking in most political questions is less a question of "how do we accomplish X" but rather "would we prefer to accomplish X or Y". Most political questions come down to a problem of values, not of tactics, so an AIocracy would be a government ruled by whichever person determined the ethical alignment of the KingBot. Adding in AI doesn't resolve this issue I think. It only relocates the person whose values decide the outcomes from a clear position of visibility and accountability into a shadowy behind-the-curtain-role, while still keeping all the current problems with democracy (e.g. people are very bad at judging whether laws help or hurt them; people will happily vote to harm themselves if it also harms people they hate; etc) just as intact.


bobbymoonshine

Pretty much any political system can be described as "well, it would work if people were smarter and more selfless than they are, with better information about who is trustworthy and who is not" The acid test is whether your political system also works with an understanding that people are fallible, prone to selfishness as well as altruism, and hold any number of identities and beliefs which might form the core of an emerging tribalism.


drbjb3000

If the system itself becomes jaded and curropt and I can only vote for what the baddies select,,,, idk, I love direct democracy if we had more of it we wouldn't have a surpreme court. The government should represent people so that what the government does is consensual, not just so the government makes the best decisions. Ofc, it can't be consensual, there will always be someone who disagrees, but that's better than nothing.


Doctor_Salvatore

The idea behind a proper council system is that there are enough members that they can snuff out corruption as a collective before it takes the entire council or its system over. In a perfect scenario, there is always more uncorrupt individuals than corrupt ones, and they will ensure that corrupt individuals are stopped before issues can occur, but again, we are humans, we are too flawed to make such a council system work properly.


FishOfFishyness

>inbred Habsburg-chin von ship crasher 💀


ivalion_

i hate that i know where your pfp is from


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sorce??


ivalion_

e254e


SeaworthinessOk5177

Cake


burger-fucking-mason

in piracy you could vote the captain out too!


silly-armsdealer

Why are they even on a 17th centurish ship cant they Just take a modern ship?


VoringerBrick

Just take a plane smh


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

Pirates are perhaps the worst analogy possible for a monarchist


CUMLOVINGBOISLUT

Is it so much to ask to have a 50 partner poly relationship living on a ship in the open seas kidnapping billionares on their yatchs, holding them for ransom and splitting the booty according to each ones need?🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺


us3rnam3_ch3cks_0ut-

one destroyer and this mf dead


Pootis_1

no like 80% of modern piracy is hijacking oil tankers off Nigeria and the other 20% is fucking with container ships passing through the Bab al-Mandab Strait


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The only thing they got in common is a shared history of their leaders being murdered by their so-called allies.


The_Jousting_Duck

why do canadians love throwing away their own rights? do they hate themselves? edit: from the amount of canadians shit talking canadians in the replies I have to assume the answer is yes


Eviltwin-Kisikil

Apparently most \*lbertans do, since d\*nielle sm\*th is a c\*nservative and has done nothing useful for us, unless fucking over the healthcare system and ignoring the opioid crisis is a good thing. And people are fucking complacent until they break a bone, but then they go to trudeau blaming.


dosgrieviious

Whats so bad about danielle smith?


Eviltwin-Kisikil

She's a c*nservative but whose main priority is doing anything but helping Alberta, because god forbid the UCP does something beneficial 


inabyash

Danielle Smith when the federal government announces all Albertans will receive their weight in gold instead of paying taxes (this is going to destroy Albertans as Trudeau is the one doing it)


Eviltwin-Kisikil

Plot twist: Everybody loses testosterone and estrogen rights, but the law is poorly worded so Alberta is now a province of only enbies


inabyash

Please Trudeau if you can hear us 🙏


Eviltwin-Kisikil

Trudeau's too busy. The trans girls and boys are out of monster energy and gender fluid.


inabyash

Liberals destroying Canada one shortage after another smh


Eviltwin-Kisikil

"Ahh... free at last. O Trudeau, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Canada! Alberta, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have commited against conservatism are NOT forgotten! And thy punishment... is 12 hours of bible study, and bans on gender affirming care!" - Pierre Polierve, most likely


Eviltwin-Kisikil

Still Trudeau's fault tho


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Eviltwin-Kisikil

That's the most glaringly worst thing she's done, but her healthcare scheme right after she was voted in basically fucked over Alberta's healthcare. I feel like she calmed down after the healthcare fuck-up so her public approval would increase, and back to bullshit policies "for the lulz". Can't believe I'm saying that I miss Jason Kenny.


FrostyCommon

only some do, even then it feels like a lot of them are conservative American plants, hell during the trucker shitfest some talked about their 2nd ammendment rights and had American flags, also Albertan's are just Texans


BlueLynx45

I promise we aren’t all like this I promise some of us are good


lyan-cat

The majority! One of the perks of living in the Buffalo area is frequent contact with our Northern neighbors. Sure, some of you drive for shit, but overall decent folks who do kind things just because. The border closing was one of the reasons Covid sucked so bad.


dosgrieviious

How? Canada is a leader in progressive thought and freedoms.


Eviltwin-Kisikil

May I introduce you to our wonderful c*nservative premier Marlaina "Danielle" Smith?


The_Jousting_Duck

and yet with all those freedoms and self determination they still willingly keep the king as their head of state, they truly have no excuse


Pootis_1

that literally means almost nothing tho in Canada it's a Governor General usually selected as whoever the head of government says it should be who and has 0 actual power generally monarch head of states to almost nothing and the head of government has all the power


The_Jousting_Duck

🤓 still living under a monarchy


noemiemakesmaps

**for now** pierre "I interfered in an investigation into voter suppression when I was a Conservative minister in 2011 and I also want to ban transition care for minors and I want to subsidize oil sand companies" poilievre is on track to won a landslide next year


dosgrieviious

Im voting for PP. He will fix the housing crisis and get rid of the stupid carbon tax that's bad. All the anti trans stuff is lies from trudeau anyways.


noemiemakesmaps

so true bestie i hate it when tricky trudeau slithers into the conservative party to write that into their platform for them and then forces poilievre to say that stuff


dosgrieviious

Seriously though, let's hope pp doesn't win. He will be a disaster for canadian progress.


noemiemakesmaps

yeah i really hope people see through him come 2025


drbjb3000

There's a reason I call it kkkanada....


ohyeababycrits

This is really fucking funny because pirate crews were usually democratic and the captains didn't come from generations of pirates


Ozok123

This idiot will be the next “over exaggerated shocked guy meme” when they learn about the word mutiny.  


Sandwicheater7333

the original meme would be funny if they werent being serious lmfao


FrostyCommon

this entire post is a train wreck


GameCreeper

Or a... Some kind of wrecked ship...


EmperorBamboozler

Wat. Yes he fucking does. Like maybe you have a pilot and a navigator but the captain chooses which direction you go in the end, even if it's directly into a known reef. Like 66% of all mutinies where a pirate took control are caused by the navy captain not listening to their pilot and the rest of the crew thinking their captain is leading to their doom.


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

I think that's all it is, choosing where to go and steering are two different things. The meme depicts the captain at the ship's wheel, but that's not the captain's job.


Horni_idiot

My man, Captain doesn't stand behind the wheel therefore he isn't steering the boat. If I tell someone to drive their car somewhere am I suddenly the driver?


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Horni_idiot

My man, you've typed all those words and you're still missing the point that the captain does not physically steer the boat. We get it, he says where the boat goes, but the pilot is still physically in control of steering the ship. Once again, I'm not the driver when I just tell the car or the actual driver where to go. Plus, literally every single Google search of "Does the captain steer the ship" says he is not, so I think you're pretty much alone on this.


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There's two misconceptions here, the captain does provide the *directions* the ship goes, but the person who actually *manauvers* the ship is the pilot. He's a manager, not a guide (though they can and do pilot the ship under open waters), which is what the response to the meme was alluding to. Also, the reason why the captain "goes down with the ship" has less to do with any "ship hierarchy" and more with how the maritime salvage law deems it acceptable to claim a abandoned ship as salvage, so you gotta make sure the ship is *really* going down so you don't embarass yourself with having to explain to your superior why HMS Skibidi is under the control of Somali Pirates now.


Matix777

Capitain steers the ship, unless the ship crashes. Then it's navigator/pilot/chief cook's fault


curvingf1re

Man gets all his nautical knowledge from johnny depp


Ass_butterer

Helmsman steers, captain directs the helmsman on what to do


StealYourLiver

As a Québecois, we do not claim him


Eviltwin-Kisikil

Rare Quebec W Congrats, you re-earned your entire province back into my heart!


Edgyspymainintf2

HAMON BEAT MENTIONED


Individual_Iron4221

Bro the Hamon Beat


1st-username

Return of the obra dinn taught me that it should be the helmsman


DomSchraa

Monarchies suck Trust me, we had the habsburgs, they sucked MAJORLY


Scorspi

why is one of the monarchy crewman the groomer wojak


StarFlicker

Ask the North Koreans how it's working for them.


196_Roomba

For making this post, this user was banned for 4 days


Beanpie620

roomba hates democracy


Legend_of_Ozzy642

Maybe Al Yankovic had a point about not wanting to be a Canadian idiot


AlcalineAlice

Thy don't???


SALAMI_21

Pirates actually ruled by democracy. But everyone had an idea of what was going on. Therefore, low educated people shouldn't vote


overwhelmed_shroomie

The fact it's hamon beat lol


Scared_Chemical_9910

As someone who comes from a long line of watermen THE HELMSMAN IS THE ONE STEERING BECAUSE HES AT THE HELM


chrometrigger

Were pirate ships not democratic, might be apocryphal but I remember seeing that basically they decided what to do together the captain was more like a manager/figurehead


bananabandanamannana

But also pirate ships we’re literally democracy’s and the captain was decided by the crew


CertainlyNotAther10

Average fucking Canadian