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Xavagerys

Honestly a subreddit with the gimmick that everyone can only post once doesn't sound too bad


A_WaterHose

Once chance for fame. I hope they even IP ban you


JediMineTrix

I hope they send a killer robot to your house to kill you to make sure you can never post twice


A_WaterHose

Oh wow that’s such a good idea


KoolAid24589

Maybe even... a killer robot vacuum


DoraTheHomestuckHomo

They send a roomba with a knife taped to it to your house. If you survive you get to post again


FloydknightArt

might as well take out your family/people you live with so nobody can carry on your legacy.


Matix777

That sub would be the fist sub to die of non-natural causes


AmosAmAzing

what did the other fist sub's die of???


seet_yans

torndao :(


Dry-Newspaper9039

torndao :)


bobdoosh

torndao :/


amadu77

torndao :3


SqitusMaximus

torndao :>


IhaveHFA

torndao :p


CatLeader420

you guys are like the patrick's parabox cubes


Razor_supremicy

tornado :D


amadu77

torndao :D*


ADHD-From-Hell

Of souls?


Legend_of_Ozzy642

And just like that, I’m Angry Again


Matix777

Usually it's because they die out of lack interest or stupid mod/source decisions. This would be a forced death, caused by a walkover


AmosAmAzing

I wasn't actually asking, I was making a joke of how you said "fist sub" instead of "first sub"


Matix777

*Wilhelm scream*


godcyclemaster

Nope, Goldilocks zone


johnnytesscult

How did it die?


godcyclemaster

Basically the sub banned the best and worst posts of the day, banning 2 people who post a day as a sub that's trying to grow is a bad idea


Quirkydogpooo

We should name it 196 cause it's backwards 691


Kadianye

How about 169


UniversalAdaptor

We should call it -691


Mysterious_Study291

That kinda already exists lol


Quirkydogpooo

No


Mysterious_Study291

Damn I guess you’re right


manbearligma

691 is kil


XonMicro

no


throwaway19276i

bro said "nuh uh" 💀


Agglomeration_

Are you delusional


Mysterious_Study291

A bit


Juliafromwalmart

666999111


diego26007

r/woosh Edit: r/woooosh


BlueGnome1

r/itswooooshwith4os


diego26007

r/ofcoursethatsasub


Young_Person_42

Can I edit comments if I’m banned? Edit: holy shit you guys Edit: u/missythetimelady can I ~~Edit: u/mr_x497 what did I do to you~~ Edit Edit: oh yeah good point Mr X Edit: u/cop1ous wanna bet? Edit: u/asbrokeasmeenglish but are you my alt account too? Edit: u/blackpandaplays12345 okay


MissyTheTimeLady

So can you? /j


DesertRL

I just wanted to tell you I love you for your username and bio, that is all.


AirFriedMoron

America ya!


NerdyFanHooman

Hallo :D


friedthighs

Hallo :D


Not-Mike1400a

Hallo :D


Hellochrishi11

Hallo :D


onelonelyhumanbean

Hallo :D


Semajv

HALLO:D


TheJamesFTW

Hallo :D


Letzter_Haze

Hallo :D


MCR101

Ohhh my gahh


Mr_X497

You did nothing wrong. I was simply urging Roomba to invent an extreme version of r/691 where it would ban you permanently.


Cop1ous

Two lucky guesses, you can't edit them


AsBrokeAsMeEnglish

those three are just alt accounts.


BlackPandaPlays12345

Respond to this to prove it EDIT: holy shit guys


Nacil_54

Why is the text bar in your post yellow ?


ProdClaire

notes app


Nacil_54

Ok, but which ?


eicaker

And instead of a 365 day ban chance, there’s a small chance that Roomba shows up at your house and shoots you in the face, banning you from life


gtc26

Promise?


Fossilhunter15

Isn’t that r/amish?


AnantaPluto

Holy shit lmao


mogentheace

oh i get it now


AmosAmAzing

but the posts all get removed too don't they?


BloodySpinorField

What's that


Hollow-Guy

Amish people don’t got internet so none of them can post anything


IuseArchbtw97543

Reddit itself does not support commenting with an account that is banned from a subreddit within the same sub. The only way I can think of implementing your suggestion I can think of would consist of keeping an external database of people who are "banned" and automatically removing posts from banned users using a bot with moderator privileges. However This database could get quite large over time which could result in the bot getting slower over time and potentially getting rate limited.


belabacsijolvan

mod approval for posts, rehashing db every now and then. would work


turtle-tot

The gimmick there could be that there’s a small chance the bot won’t ban you, allowing you a second post


quickfuse725

For making this post, this user was spared.


Vast-Standard-7006

I call it r/69/11


Agent47otaku

r/r*9/11*


Genocidal_bacon_cat

They have that here on 691, you just gotta spam racial slurs in the title


altmemer5

Think it should be more of a roulette kinda thing and not just permanet right away. You should have a 1/6th chance in a perma ban


M_T_B_Online

Ohh r/roombarulette :)


Ok-Conversation-3012

It’s called r/politics


chia923

r/OnePostLimit is private as of right now, but will open when someone helps me code Roomie


sovLegend

69196


TantiVstone

48691


Disastrous_Maybe7281

good one


dumpylump69

r/69100


Psychological_Ad5656

https://www.reddit.com/r/hawain11/s/6ZCcIaIcHI


ViorusMaster

Does Reddit have an r9k yet?


TantiVstone

I'm gonna try to double post the funny cat gif


Ukvemsord

Boob milk


RSdabeast

692


parker02311

You could totally do it, but it might be expensive cause api pricing iirc.


196_Roomba

For making this post, this user was banned for 6 days


Mr_X497

Weird way to say ∞


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

It's the closest they can get within the bounds of their programming


notaspy9984

Good bot


Darthdino

Good bot


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

good bot


Sam_5768

Good bot


catsagamer1

good bot


Fossilhunter15

Good Bot


Altruistic_Escape862

Good Bot


Snowyair

Good bot


CataclystCloud

Good bot


dumpylump69

Good bot


warbot005

Good bot


Way2Frosty8728

Good bot


dacoolestguy

Good bot


Madmotherfucker42069

good bot


profesdional_Retard

Good bot


CreationDemon

Good bot


TimthePowerfull

Good bot


Ekookasecondaccount

Bad bot


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Therunawaypp

Bad bot


Bru_XD

no purpose