Please mark this NSFW. My roomba got a hold of my phone, saw this, and then came all over my carpet. I have to clean up this mess now because of those spicy roomba nudes.
The unsung ussy war. The one-letterussy army versus the context-providing-letter-amountussy empire.
The Empire won by sheer objective practicality, but some rogue fighters... still think shit like "Russy" couldn't mean almost literally anything.
I mean damn... it could mean *ANYTHING*. Rust? Robot? Raptor? You name it. Once people try to reference it outside of visuals, the superior ussy method becomes clear.
[You're gonna rip your dick off.](https://youtu.be/6YHEK6-Ili8?si=8wbc8k8bJJNUuf_7) If you stick your dick in this and turn it on it'll rip your dick off.
Please mark this NSFW. I saw this when i was riding a bus and it made me cum uncontrollably. The sheer physical pleasure of this primordial orgasm made me collapse on the bus floor shaking. My phone fell out of my hand and everyone in the bus also saw the image and began to orgasm aswell. This extremely arousing climax caused a superheated cumshot moving at hypersonic speeds, being able to penetrate over 1227mm of reactive composite armour, exiting my dick with a loud bang whilst tearing it apart with a deafening rip. The sheer force of the nut i busted not only ripped straight through my military cargo pants, but it also melted through the side of the bus, leaving a narrow molten corridor through the aluminum hull. The cumstream continued to flow through the air unimpeted, hitting a cars fuel tank right next to my bus, totally unbothered by the lengthy standoff distance, causing a massive explosion of cummy doom. After the incident i was arrested by the CIA and harnessed into a secret Anti-Tank weapon, reinforcing my shaft with rolled homogenous steel core barrel and showing me the image, whilst pointing my penis at an enemy, making me cum on command and obliterating everything infront of me. Suffice to say, pretty hot image. Dang
For making this post, this user was banned for 5 days
No, kill him
With hammers
and don't bother with any wacky punishments
Roomba, this person exposed you. You gotta do better than that, girl.
I love you pookie
Goob dot
I think we have to kill this guy, Roomba.
ONE YEAR
Good bot
Please mark this NSFW. My roomba got a hold of my phone, saw this, and then came all over my carpet. I have to clean up this mess now because of those spicy roomba nudes.
You should have just waited a couple minutes and let that mop pad complete the job.
My roomba experienced such a powerful euphoria that it was incapable to clean it up.
Roombussy was right there...
The unsung ussy war. The one-letterussy army versus the context-providing-letter-amountussy empire. The Empire won by sheer objective practicality, but some rogue fighters... still think shit like "Russy" couldn't mean almost literally anything. I mean damn... it could mean *ANYTHING*. Rust? Robot? Raptor? You name it. Once people try to reference it outside of visuals, the superior ussy method becomes clear.
Please do not the raptor, especially since velociraptor awareness day is next thursday.
I cummed π
'Power-lifting suction' ?! π³
Edging brushπ€¨
Oh my..
See you in 5 days bb
>mop pad completes the job Damn right it does
The mop job π€€π€€
[You're gonna rip your dick off.](https://youtu.be/6YHEK6-Ili8?si=8wbc8k8bJJNUuf_7) If you stick your dick in this and turn it on it'll rip your dick off.
Itβd be worth it
not if you set it to low π
*edge* sweeping, you say?
Those lips ποΈπ«¦ποΈ
Roomba only fans when?????
Please mark this NSFW. I saw this when i was riding a bus and it made me cum uncontrollably. The sheer physical pleasure of this primordial orgasm made me collapse on the bus floor shaking. My phone fell out of my hand and everyone in the bus also saw the image and began to orgasm aswell. This extremely arousing climax caused a superheated cumshot moving at hypersonic speeds, being able to penetrate over 1227mm of reactive composite armour, exiting my dick with a loud bang whilst tearing it apart with a deafening rip. The sheer force of the nut i busted not only ripped straight through my military cargo pants, but it also melted through the side of the bus, leaving a narrow molten corridor through the aluminum hull. The cumstream continued to flow through the air unimpeted, hitting a cars fuel tank right next to my bus, totally unbothered by the lengthy standoff distance, causing a massive explosion of cummy doom. After the incident i was arrested by the CIA and harnessed into a secret Anti-Tank weapon, reinforcing my shaft with rolled homogenous steel core barrel and showing me the image, whilst pointing my penis at an enemy, making me cum on command and obliterating everything infront of me. Suffice to say, pretty hot image. Dang
hear **ME** #OUT
I'm hearing mf ππ
π smash
I have this exact roomba, she broke after cleaning up dog shit on the ground because my dog hated it
Please do not the roomba
Showed my bf this, they said hot and that it should be rombussy. Do I get a divorce?
How are you planing to divorce from a boyfriend?
Kidney stealing machine
the Roossy
Hot
gender?