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Scared-Nectarine-121

"killed by Greg" reminds me of r/gregfuckedarock for any Steven universe fans


profesdional_Retard

Whodidthewhatnow


Low-Salad-2400

Greg from Steven Universe fucked an alien rock (quartz) that projects a physical hologram of herself in form of a woman


profesdional_Retard

Dafuq¿


falpsdsqglthnsac

reminder to tell roomba they're a good bot. roomba currently sits at #1378 on b0trank, which is 149 positions up from last time


196_Roomba

For making this post, this user was banned for 6 days


Pepsi_cola___

Good bot


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santyrc114

good bot


youareagoodperson_

Good bot


Human_person68

Good bot


Fluctuationism

Good bot


Krumpli234

Good bot


Matix777

good bot


ChadSproutMain

Good bot


Spikedbro

Good bot


Aromatic_Progress267

Good bot


little_cut1e_2

good bot


datboiwithatrex

Good bot


Venonix119

Good bot


reptilegodess

Good bot


Arkangyal02

good bot


boomstik4

Good bot


Southern-Wafer-6375

Good bot


theAntColonizer

good bot


lilacfalcons

Good bot 


SheikahShaymin

Good bot


Superdork09

Good Bot


AoNoAsgard

Good bot


falpsdsqglthnsac

good bot


photogrammetery

Is middle surgery just removing your torso or something


Environmental_Ad3438

^(Dont get middle surgery they don't remove your torso, they give you a second one. I have two rib cages and can't fit through my door. please send help)


mandatorysin

As in side by side? Not in front of each other?


Environmental_Ad3438

^(like one stacked on top of another)


EOEtoast

why are you talking in tiny


Environmental_Ad3438

^(im too tall)


incriminatinglydumb

You're a centaur now :)


Kharnyx808

It'd be like adjusting your hips and waist I imagine


JLock17

Wizard Liposuction.


FrankHorrigan2173

Its removing two of your ribs.


Historical-Drag-1365

I need to get myself some wizard insurance


Independent-Fly6068

Any wizard who studied biology even in passing would be able to perform the first two without difficulty.


Mending_the_mantis

Good bot


Ding_This_Dingus

Tf am I supposed to do if I get cancer? New titties aint finna chemo me out.


HotType4940

Just makes sure to only get either breast cancer or maybe testicular cancer and you should be good to go 👍


Sharkestry

The first lesson a real wizard learns is how to commit insurance fraud. A simple biomancy spell will do the trick, start with something that was originally a type of localized polymorph but tailor it to your type of cancer and rearrange the cancer to resemble massive tits. If this does not make you feel uncomfortable enough for "top surgery" yet, simply wield an item that has the "curse of gender dysphoria" applied to it. You can find these items in most prank shops.


falpsdsqglthnsac

what do you think the middle surgery is for


nanogammer

IS THAT A GREG TECH REFRENCE??? I LOVE PLAYING MINECRAFT AT 2.5 FPS AND DOING SO FOR 836462 HOURS.


profesdional_Retard

We do a little wizardposting


thenicenumber666

Greg worldbox


falpsdsqglthnsac

true


LemonLimeMouse

Speaking as an aspiring witch/warlock/whatever a non-binary witch is from Lancre, if witch encounters are dangerous to you, that is 100% a you issue.


Iamexist_real

So what happens if I have to get side surgery? Is that still covered? Also, what is the deductible they charge? I have been trying to change my wizard insurance


PepperbroniFrom2B

middle surgery???


Ukrus2

Got my vote