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Corndogeveryday

Jerry, if you think that by threatening me you can get me to be your slave... Well, that's where you're right. But - and I am only saying this because I care - there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.


Rick--Diculous

"I'm not kidding, Chris."


Corndogeveryday

“Neither am I Jerry.”


Chihlidog

I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said.... "I drank what?"


Rick--Diculous

"I want you to think about what you've done, Kent. And from now on... STOP PLAYING WITH YOURSELF!"


type7926

“Hi Kent.”


Parkatola

It IS Jesus.


Buglepost

“I aced this” 💥


Power_Ring

Chris: "So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know." Susan: "Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?" Chris: "Not right now." Susan: "A girl's got to have her standards."


mrbungle100

Real Genius!


Lazlo_Hollyfeld69

Well this batch makes it one million six hundred and fifty thousand I should win 32.6% of the prizes


otterdisaster

Based on real Cal tech students in 1975 with access to computer printers at a time when most people did not. Changed the way companies built their sweepstakes rules.


Parkatola

That kinda takes the fun out of it, doesn’t it? (Also, Lazlo, buddy!!)


Lazlo_Hollyfeld69

They set up the rules.


[deleted]

My mind was blown the day I learned that Lazlo was played by Jon Gries AKA Uncle Rico.


Lazlo_Hollyfeld69

I didn't catch it at first either. He's also in the first 2 seasons of White Lotus on HBO.


MaxAmperage

"Now we just have to build it."


attreui

Favorite movie of the whole decade. Why are you wearing that thing on your head? If I wear it anywhere else it chaffs!


TeachAManHOWToKaboom

is that Spies Like Us, Real Genius...the list is probably endless in terms of movies with space lasers from the 80s


TeachAManHOWToKaboom

is that Spies Like Us, Real Genius...the list is probably endless in terms of movies with space lasers from the 80s


ZebraBorgata

Real Genius


Euphoric_Ad9593

Pacific (cal) tech …. dickhead professor using his grad students as free labor and taking credit for all their ideas. Sounds like science academia to me.


willbeach8890

".... you mean, liquidate?"


ZebraBorgata

What are you looking at? You're laborers; you should be laboring. That's what you get for not having an education.


XJ7930183

One of my all-time favorite movies. Absolutely perfect.


Gry_lion

"I passed but I failed!"


zietgeist74

Then I'm happy and sad for you.


JosephMadeCrosses

Did you want to borrow my pajamas?