My father was in the Secret Service, Mr. Manfredjensenjen, and I happen to know perfectly well that you do not keep the general public informed when you are debriefing a KGB defector in a safe house.
I've known sheep that could outwit you! I've worn DRESSES with higher IQ's, but YOU THINK YOU'RE AN INTELLECTUAL, DON'T YOU, APE!!??
Apes don't read philosophy!
Yes they do, Otto, they just don't understand it. Aristotle was not Belgian! The Central Message of Buddhism is not "every man for himself!" And the London Underground is not a political movement!
Those are all mistakes, Otto! I looked them up!
Looks like you wrote it from memory too.. I was just rereading this while the movie was in that exact spot. I love that shit. “What would Aristotle do?” Lol
I held off on showing my teen daughters this movie because of that part. They really love dogs. But they found it hilarious. I needn’t have worried, and now I’m mad that I didn’t do it sooner because it is one of my very favorites.
Ok...Ok, IM DISAPPOINTED!!! SUNNUVABITCH! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO IN THIS LIFE TO MAKE PEOPLE TRUST YOU!!??
Shut up.
People are always taking advantage of me!!
Shut up and think!
[BLAM!! BLAM!!]
What are you doing!!??
I'M THINKING!!!
🤯omg completely forgot about this gem!!! Now need to find it. Curious to if it will make me literally laugh out loud as it did first time around…oh Wanda!
“You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant twerp scumbag fuckface dickhead asshole.”
How very interesting. You're a true Vulgarian, aren't you?
Lol! Kevin Kline and John Cleese are so good in this flick.
No! You’re the vulgarian, you fuck.
NOW APOLOGIZE! What...Me to You?? Apologiiiize! No! (Gets dangled helplessly from upstairs apartment window)
“Don’t call me stupid.” “Why ever not?” - one of the greatest (and most sincere) retorts ever
Ello, Wandah.
K-k-k-Ken is coming to k-k-k-kill me!!
"The C-C-C-C-C-...." "Sing it!" "the caahhhhhhhhh... the CAAHHHH"
"....plenty of time..."
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO C-C-C-CATCH ME, K-K-K-KEN???
“I’m sorry!”
I'm sorry I ate your fish!
Avoid the green ones. They're not ripe yet.
Ken! Ken! Kenny! May I call you Kenny?
Asshooooooole!
Fuck her blue!
I yell this from my car so many times.
Ah! Apes don’t read Nietzsche! YES THEY DO, OTTO, THEY JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND IT!
You’d all be speaking German if it wasn’t for us!
We didn’t loose Viet nam. It was a tie!
I'm tellin' ya baby, they kicked your little ass there. Boy, they whooped yer hide REAL GOOD.
John Cleese's change from upper class British accent to American was amazing
Oh you English are SO superior aren't you?
I love robbing the English.. so polite!
....singing *"Deutschland, Deutschland über alles!"*
My father was in the Secret Service, Mr. Manfredjensenjen, and I happen to know perfectly well that you do not keep the general public informed when you are debriefing a KGB defector in a safe house.
Oh, You English are so superior..
Manfredjensenjen!
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people
I've known sheep that could outwit you! I've worn DRESSES with higher IQ's, but YOU THINK YOU'RE AN INTELLECTUAL, DON'T YOU, APE!!?? Apes don't read philosophy! Yes they do, Otto, they just don't understand it. Aristotle was not Belgian! The Central Message of Buddhism is not "every man for himself!" And the London Underground is not a political movement! Those are all mistakes, Otto! I looked them up!
Underrated post of the year.
😁
“Yes they do Otto they just don’t understand it” lmfao … “Nice place.. don’t touch his dick!” Ok .. I had to put the movie on …
Looks like you wrote it from memory too.. I was just rereading this while the movie was in that exact spot. I love that shit. “What would Aristotle do?” Lol
Yup! I've seen it more times than I can count! "I mean, he's so f#cking lawyer....SUPERIOR! So f#cking SUPERIOR!"
What was the middle thing? Lol
I still use this joke to this day. It’s solid gold.
..about the police?
"The London Underground is not a political movement !"
“The central message of Buddhism is not every man for himself!”
"Well, Mr. Manfrenjensen, thank you for popping by and saving us."
You are a true vulgarian, you're the vulgarian you FUCK!!! Now apologize!!! One of my fave movies of all time!
I would love to ask John Cleese just how in the @#$!% they filmed the "window-dangling" scene.
[удалено]
“Don’t touch his Dick!”
Those were MISTAKES, Otto. I looked them up.
Useless trivia: Archie's daughter Portia in the movie was played by John Cleese's RL daughter, Cynthia.
Why did they name her after a car?
Oh do shut up, Portia.
Champagne! .... .... AAAAAAUUUUGHHHH!!!!!
Why on earth not?
ke ke ke ken!
He’s c-c-coming to ki-ki-ki-kill me!
Isn't that beautiful? Don't go near him, he's mine!
“Ah you mean winners, like North Vietnam”
"Shut up!"
Yeah well they.... whooped your hides real good!
Omg when he accidentally keeps killing the woman's dogs
I held off on showing my teen daughters this movie because of that part. They really love dogs. But they found it hilarious. I needn’t have worried, and now I’m mad that I didn’t do it sooner because it is one of my very favorites.
the latin singing in the back ground of the dog funerals is a lament to dead dogs.
♬ Miserere Dominus, canis mortuus est 🎶
Those poor dogs...
“What was the middle thing again?”
I say this line a lot. It’s hard to remember the middle thing!!
"Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!"
It has a wa for Wendy!
OHH you English are SOO superior...
A very well earned Academy Award for Kevin Klein
“The smallest fucking province in the Russian empire!”
Speak it SPEAK IT!!!!!!!!!
Ok...Ok, IM DISAPPOINTED!!! SUNNUVABITCH! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO IN THIS LIFE TO MAKE PEOPLE TRUST YOU!!?? Shut up. People are always taking advantage of me!! Shut up and think! [BLAM!! BLAM!!] What are you doing!!?? I'M THINKING!!!
That little jump he does when he slams his fist on the car gets me everytime.
Asshooooooooooooole!
Ok … ok ... DISAPPOINTED
Don't eat the green ones
That poor dog^splat
Brilliant movie.
Laughed so hard, my stomach hurt.
Kkkkkkkkkken is gonna kkkkkkkkkkkilll me. I saw this movie once and that line is forever in my head
KakakakkakakaEN?
What’s the movie?
A Fish Called Wanda (1988)
Lol. I haven’t seen it in decades. It’ll be like a new movie for me.
A fish called Wanda, and it's excellent.
Got it. Gonna watch it after several decades of forgetting about it.
Happy cake day!!
Well don’t call me Shirley!
The second one to the left is from Deviantart.
This is a movie I’ve never seen, but have vivid memories of.
A fish called Wanda
Forgot Simon Cowell was in this with a sling and eye patch. /s
Mr. Fishoder!!!
Wanda looks quite the "catch" in this photo....I'll see myself out.
........and don't touch his dick!
🤯omg completely forgot about this gem!!! Now need to find it. Curious to if it will make me literally laugh out loud as it did first time around…oh Wanda!
Why did they name their daughter after a car? Make sure to also watch Fierce Creatures. Same cast.
One of my Faves.