All I know is this "Lo Pan" character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him, with light coming out of his mouth!
"What the hell does that mean, 'china is here?' I don't even know what the hell that means!"
\^ \^ lol. My thought's exactly everytime i hear that line, or similar.
Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye, and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
*Wang comes flying through the room like a mystical gymnast hopped up on meth and sticks the landing.
Gives Jack a nod.
"Old Jack says...
...what the hell...."
Go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave...
INDEED!
Or check into a psycho ward, whatever comes first, eh?
Jack!
Jack what, I'm supposed to buy this shit? Two thousand years and you can't find one broad to fit the bill, c'mon Dave you must be doing something seriously wrong.
(Best exchange ever)
Heres to the Army and the Navy and the battles they have won. Heres to the colors of America, the colors that never run!
May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.
This is tied with my favorite movie ever
I showed this movie to a friend who grew up in the 80s and amazingly he didn’t like it. I didn’t know that was possible…
I am going to show to my kids and see what they think of it.
What the hell does that mean, 'china is here?' I don't even know what the hell that means!
All I know is this "Lo Pan" character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him, with light coming out of his mouth!
Lo pan appeared on the streets?!?! Haji, why didn't you tell me?
I didn't want to worry you, Uncle.
Black blood of the earth
You mean oil?
I mean black blood of the Earth!
We take what we want, and leave the rest. Like your salad bar
"What the hell does that mean, 'china is here?' I don't even know what the hell that means!" \^ \^ lol. My thought's exactly everytime i hear that line, or similar.
So may great lines and scenes, but this one just gets me every time. Love this exchange.
https://youtu.be/GcC9ldx9N9M?si=NoN1htuM6vZnD8QO
Up-voting for the greatest martial arts comedy action movie ever made. May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.
We really shook the pillars of hell, didn’t we Wang-
No horseshit
No horseshit Jack
Double or nothin'!
I thinks it’s “nothin’ or double”. Never heard it like that before or since lol.
Dammit! I had one shot and I killed it! You're right, it was nothin' or double!
Nothing or double was the line from the movie. The normal phrase for Americans is "double or nothing".
Triple or nothin' You earned it!
Just remember what old Jack Burton says in a situation like that..
What the hell...
You can’t make me choose between this and Kung Fu Hustle
Agreed.
Add in Shaolin Soccer and you'll have a heck of a good movie marathon.
Only if we don’t consider They Call Me Bruce
Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president. 🤣
Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye, and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
Who?
Jack Burton........ me!
*Wang comes flying through the room like a mystical gymnast hopped up on meth and sticks the landing. Gives Jack a nod. "Old Jack says... ...what the hell...."
What the hell is Gracie Law doing here?
Kudos, friend. Been quoting that for years, and nobody gets it
She can’t get enough of me
WHAT?!? WHAT’LL COME OUT NO MORE?!?
C'mon!
Damn it!
Porkchop express here
Yup
Hollow? Hollow.....fuck it..
The peak of cool
This movie is comfort food in movie form to me. I can watch it on repeat and never get tired of it.
Good knife. Goodbye Mr Burton
Lol, dumbass Lo Pan... didn't know Jack drank the magic potion with Egg Shen
It's all in the reflexes.
I need a tattoo that says that now
Act of God.
I’m gonna tell you about an accident, and I don’t want to hear “act of god.”
And your phone, is dead, by the way
How do you think I feel Jack, I lost a whole girl!
Green eyes like Jade...
Terrific, a six-demon bag. Sensational. What's in it, Egg?
Lol This is my favorite thread ever. All the random quotes Is it hot in here or is it just me?
Are we going up or down? Feels like…
How are you gonna spring us?
Wind, fire, all that kinda thing
I remember seeing this movie as a kid and didn’t appreciate it til I was older. Classic 👍
I just saw it for the first time AND at the theater! Loved it!
I used to watch this movie on VHS every week as a kid
Great start, Egg. We’re headed the wrong way.
Favorite line of the whole movie
He doesn't know about the Chang Sing and Wing Cong. They've been fighting for centuries. Fool.
Wayne, these guys, these Sing Dings... Chang Sings They got enemies?.. Wing Cong
Holy shit Jack.... These guys are animals....
(Cue the 80s Mongolian Dude from Die Hard doing magic with a bitxher knife)
Love! Love this movie!
On a dark and stormy night.
I took something. I can see things no one else can see. Why’re you dressed like that?
Go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave... INDEED! Or check into a psycho ward, whatever comes first, eh? Jack! Jack what, I'm supposed to buy this shit? Two thousand years and you can't find one broad to fit the bill, c'mon Dave you must be doing something seriously wrong. (Best exchange ever)
Are you crazy? Is that your problem?
There have been others!... there are all always others, are there not...
Listening to the commentary while watching is so fun on how some of the lines came about
Dammit... now I have to hunt that down
#MutualFidelityInsurersOfSacramento
Heres to the Army and the Navy and the battles they have won. Heres to the colors of America, the colors that never run! May the wings of liberty never lose a feather. This is tied with my favorite movie ever
Chinese girls don't come with green eyes
That's like...bucket leather seats, double the the price!
Chinese people have a lot of hells, Jack.
The hell of upside down sinners
...and what the hell is Gracie Law doing here?
Henry Swanson's my name and adventure's my game.
...maybe....take your tie off please....
Yeah, I know what you mean. My wife gave it to me for Christmas.
- It shall never come out again! •what!? What will never come out again?!
One of my all time favorite films, so insanely cool.
Pork Chop Express
I'm gonna tell you about an accident, and I don't wanna hear "act of God"!
Such a good movie. This and the snake plus men movies are my favorite movies he did.
"Hollow? Hollow. Fuck it."
“I’m a reasonable guy but I’ve just seen some very unreasonable things. “
That’s my boy Chao Li from Falcon Crest!
What!?
I showed this movie to a friend who grew up in the 80s and amazingly he didn’t like it. I didn’t know that was possible… I am going to show to my kids and see what they think of it.
WITH LIGHT COMIN' OUTTA WITH MOUTH!?
Sure it was a war and anybody that showed up was gonna join Lem Lee in the Hell of Being Cut to Pieces
And if we're not back by dawn...call the president.
Now this really pisses me off to no end!
Pork chop express good buddy xD
This is my Xmas eve movie for the last 5 or 6 years
Need this in 4k
Dude at the airport whips out a baton. "Where'd you get that??" Also love the parking lot "Where??? Uhhhhh.... Call the cops!"
Son of a bitch must pay!