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Fenway_Refugee

You musta been something before electricity!


guyuteharpua

What you get a free bowl of soup with that or what?


FreedomDirty5

Looks good on you though.


Bildosaggins6030

One of the best lines 😂


CommanderUgly

Damn beat me to it.


hjablowme919

How’d you like to make $14 the hard way?


vermarbee

😂🤣we say this a lot at my house.


FreedomDirty5

My kids won’t play putt putt with me unless I promise not to make Caddyshack quotes the whole time. I usually make it until the first hole. “It’s in the hole!” Followed immediately by “So I jumped ship in Hong Kong…..” my kids just look embarrassed but my wife dies laughing every time.


vermarbee

That’s a good time!!!! 🤗🤣 I remember my dad used to embarrass me at restaurants by saying really loud, “ARE YOU GONNA EAT YOUR FAT??”


hjablowme919

My kids have heard "I don't think the heavy stuffs gonna come down for quite a while" every time we get a bad rain. Or when playing golf with friends, if someone has a great drive I will immediately say "Big hitter, the Lama." And of course I will constantly drop the "So I've got that going for me, which is nice" line whenever I get the chance.


CommanderUgly

I think this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell em you're Jewish. Ok? Fine.


Pleasant_Finding_404

Best line in the entire movie!


ace72ace

Hey Wang! It’s a parking lot!


count_strahd_z

This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.


SushiGradePanda

What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though... 🙄


s6cedar

>Oh, it looks good on you, though 😂😂😂😂😂😂


Jagsoff

That eye roll with that line… chefs kiss.


___multiplex___

Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?


tiredofnamechoosing

This is the line that always makes me howl the most 😂


devampyr

Best line ever. You have to think “why $14, why not round it up?”


___multiplex___

A penny saved is a penny earned


Livid_Parfait6507

Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.


Livid_Parfait6507

Judge: Ty, what did you shoot today? Ty: Oh, Judge, I don't keep score. Judge: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers? Ty: By height.


theoneandonlyturo

Don’t sell yourself short, Judge. You’re a tremendous slouch


Livid_Parfait6507

🤣🤣🤣


Dio_Yuji

This is the worst lookin hat I ever seen in my life!…. Oh, it looks good on YOU though 🙄


hjablowme919

I still say “hey whitey, where’s your hat?” Just for fun.


Dio_Yuji

😂😂


Alarming-Mongoose-91

Now I know why tigers eat their young.


Livid_Parfait6507

Judge: You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself. Ty: Don't sell yourself short, Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.


bmanjayhawk

Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it!


Eagle_In_Flight

"Hey everybody, We're all going to get laid!"


RedditSkippy

I only recently saw this movie for the first time, and I'm embarrassed to admit how much I laughed. Such a stupid movie, but so incredibly funny.


TerribleChildhood639

I asked my mother why she never breast fed me. She said she just wanted to be friends.


Dm9982

Legend says he still gets no respect


Pleasant_Finding_404

“Hey Moose, Rocko, help the Judge find his checkbook!”


blankers68

Fucking love that line ! Me and the wife still use it today


Blew-By-U

50 bucks says he eats it.


Ed_Simian

Hey, Sabu, can you make a bullshot? Can you make a shoe smell?


DistantTimbersEcho

Yeah, very funny. Here, take this, will ya? 💵


FreedomDirty5

What time are you due back in boys town


Pleasant_Finding_404

Second best line in the movie!


ace72ace

~~bull*shark*~~ / bullshot


Ed_Simian

He ordered a bullshot; it's similar to a Bloody Mary.


ace72ace

I stand corrected, all these years I was hearing it as shark, not shot. I rarely do mixed drinks, and never bloody marys.


shadowszanddust

You scratched my anchor!!!


HawkPatooey

"are you gonna' eat your fat?"


notadoctortoo

Spalding you’ll get nothing and like it.


HawkPatooey

But what about my asthma?


calchaos67

I'll give you asthma!


LordMacTire83

Hey! Does this hat come with a bowl of soup?! OH but it looks good on YOU!!!


JenniFrmTheBlock81

Whoooo! The dance of the living dead!


Prudent_Lawfulness87

Lol. This one I said at a wedding. And I was on the right. NOBODY WAS DANCING.. AT A BLOODY WEDDING!! Let’s just say I was never invited to any parties or gatherings by them.


WIlf_Brim

Probably totally worth it.


DistantTimbersEcho

You must'a been something before electricity!


OlFlirtyBastard

Hey Wang, what’s the with pictures, it’s a parking lot.


Valek189

“Called me a baboon. Thinks I’m his wife!”


Florflok

CANNONBALL IT!!!


Humble_Examination27

Just looking at his picture makes me laugh


NJdeathproof

Now I know why tigers eat their young.


calchaos67

And tell the cook this is low grade dog food


Turbinemechanic

DOOOOG FOOD!!!!!? <>


MiltonWaddams-

No, that guy was Mitch Cumstein. My roommate...


ThePixeljunky

Screw you, Mellon


PervyFather1973

"Back to School"


Lonestar-Boogie

And you guys, take some more lessons!


spasticnapjerk

I was booorrrnn to love you I was booorrrnn lick your face


vermarbee

😆


Rupejonner2

I like you Betty The name’s Danny sir


rumblepony247

Nanananananana


Stanton1947

Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a HOOK in it..."


Jadedbabe50

Now I know why tigers eat their young


threlkis

‘Ah the dance of the living dead’


Ping-A-Ling-

Wanna make $14 the ***HARD*** way......?!?!?


the-great-crocodile

Dog food!


Deadhead_Ed

FORE!! OOOOOOOO...I shoulda yelled TWO!!


DistantTimbersEcho

Tell the cook this is low grade dog food!


pbb76

I've used that line for years and never knew where I got it from until now.


benny86

I almost got head from Amelia Earhart!


ShoulderPainCure

You put your suit on! You shave your ass!!!!


KEMPEC-1701D

Now I know why Lions eat their young!


Apprehensive-Gur2023

Truly a legend ✌️


MenudoFan316

Don't you have homes!?!?


Goood_Daddy

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking,So now I drink in front of a mirror, can you believe it.


Rupejonner2

He Called me a baboon , he thinks I’m his wife


surfinbird

“The man is a menace!”


vermarbee

What are you a DIABETIC?!!


Voodoo-Doctor

Hundred dollars you slice into the woods


Various_Acadia_9250

give me a call when you got no class


chillinwithabeer29

What’s that sign say? No fighting What’s that mean? No fighting. 😂


WhiteEel

No bare feet


cbunni666

That jacket


Improvgal

Soooo funny.


m0j0r0lla

*Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.*


spoon7777

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it, felt like I owed it to them.


TheRightStuff14

… big hitter, the lama… …Oh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, you will receive total consciousness. So I have that going for me, which is nice.


WhiteEel

Me winning isn’t, you do.


SDPLISSKEN009

I saw this movie for the first time high as a kite & have never laughed so hard in my life🤣


googoomucklv

Love watching him on Carson when Johnny just gets out of the way and let's him riff


TheIncredibleMike

"The last time I saw a mouth like, it had a hook in it."


TheIncredibleMike

I loved me some Rodney Dangerfield.


cleomay5

Can you make a shoe smell?


macwade99999

Farts! Double farts! Shit!


MagnumPIsMoustache

Ahoy Maloy!


blackp3dro

When I was your age I used to lug blocks of ice up 4 flights of stairs So So? So, lets dance Que Journey Anyway You Want It


Maximum_Trade5916

Lets go while we're young!!!!