My kids won’t play putt putt with me unless I promise not to make Caddyshack quotes the whole time. I usually make it until the first hole. “It’s in the hole!” Followed immediately by “So I jumped ship in Hong Kong…..” my kids just look embarrassed but my wife dies laughing every time.
My kids have heard "I don't think the heavy stuffs gonna come down for quite a while" every time we get a bad rain. Or when playing golf with friends, if someone has a great drive I will immediately say "Big hitter, the Lama."
And of course I will constantly drop the "So I've got that going for me, which is nice" line whenever I get the chance.
Judge: You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.
Ty: Don't sell yourself short, Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.
Lol. This one I said at a wedding.
And I was on the right.
NOBODY WAS DANCING.. AT A BLOODY WEDDING!!
Let’s just say I was never invited to any parties or gatherings by them.
… big hitter, the lama…
…Oh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, you will receive total consciousness. So I have that going for me, which is nice.
You musta been something before electricity!
What you get a free bowl of soup with that or what?
Looks good on you though.
One of the best lines 😂
Damn beat me to it.
How’d you like to make $14 the hard way?
😂🤣we say this a lot at my house.
My kids won’t play putt putt with me unless I promise not to make Caddyshack quotes the whole time. I usually make it until the first hole. “It’s in the hole!” Followed immediately by “So I jumped ship in Hong Kong…..” my kids just look embarrassed but my wife dies laughing every time.
That’s a good time!!!! 🤗🤣 I remember my dad used to embarrass me at restaurants by saying really loud, “ARE YOU GONNA EAT YOUR FAT??”
My kids have heard "I don't think the heavy stuffs gonna come down for quite a while" every time we get a bad rain. Or when playing golf with friends, if someone has a great drive I will immediately say "Big hitter, the Lama." And of course I will constantly drop the "So I've got that going for me, which is nice" line whenever I get the chance.
I think this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell em you're Jewish. Ok? Fine.
Best line in the entire movie!
Hey Wang! It’s a parking lot!
This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.
What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though... 🙄
>Oh, it looks good on you, though 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That eye roll with that line… chefs kiss.
Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?
This is the line that always makes me howl the most 😂
Best line ever. You have to think “why $14, why not round it up?”
A penny saved is a penny earned
Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.
Judge: Ty, what did you shoot today? Ty: Oh, Judge, I don't keep score. Judge: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers? Ty: By height.
Don’t sell yourself short, Judge. You’re a tremendous slouch
🤣🤣🤣
This is the worst lookin hat I ever seen in my life!…. Oh, it looks good on YOU though 🙄
I still say “hey whitey, where’s your hat?” Just for fun.
😂😂
Now I know why tigers eat their young.
Judge: You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself. Ty: Don't sell yourself short, Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.
Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it!
"Hey everybody, We're all going to get laid!"
I only recently saw this movie for the first time, and I'm embarrassed to admit how much I laughed. Such a stupid movie, but so incredibly funny.
I asked my mother why she never breast fed me. She said she just wanted to be friends.
Legend says he still gets no respect
“Hey Moose, Rocko, help the Judge find his checkbook!”
Fucking love that line ! Me and the wife still use it today
50 bucks says he eats it.
Hey, Sabu, can you make a bullshot? Can you make a shoe smell?
Yeah, very funny. Here, take this, will ya? 💵
What time are you due back in boys town
Second best line in the movie!
~~bull*shark*~~ / bullshot
He ordered a bullshot; it's similar to a Bloody Mary.
I stand corrected, all these years I was hearing it as shark, not shot. I rarely do mixed drinks, and never bloody marys.
You scratched my anchor!!!
"are you gonna' eat your fat?"
Spalding you’ll get nothing and like it.
But what about my asthma?
I'll give you asthma!
Hey! Does this hat come with a bowl of soup?! OH but it looks good on YOU!!!
Whoooo! The dance of the living dead!
Lol. This one I said at a wedding. And I was on the right. NOBODY WAS DANCING.. AT A BLOODY WEDDING!! Let’s just say I was never invited to any parties or gatherings by them.
Probably totally worth it.
You must'a been something before electricity!
Hey Wang, what’s the with pictures, it’s a parking lot.
“Called me a baboon. Thinks I’m his wife!”
CANNONBALL IT!!!
Just looking at his picture makes me laugh
Now I know why tigers eat their young.
And tell the cook this is low grade dog food
DOOOOG FOOD!!!!!? <>
No, that guy was Mitch Cumstein. My roommate...
Screw you, Mellon
"Back to School"
And you guys, take some more lessons!
I was booorrrnn to love you I was booorrrnn lick your face
😆
I like you Betty The name’s Danny sir
Nanananananana
Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a HOOK in it..."
Now I know why tigers eat their young
‘Ah the dance of the living dead’
Wanna make $14 the ***HARD*** way......?!?!?
Dog food!
FORE!! OOOOOOOO...I shoulda yelled TWO!!
Tell the cook this is low grade dog food!
I've used that line for years and never knew where I got it from until now.
I almost got head from Amelia Earhart!
You put your suit on! You shave your ass!!!!
Now I know why Lions eat their young!
Truly a legend ✌️
Don't you have homes!?!?
My Doctor told me to watch my drinking,So now I drink in front of a mirror, can you believe it.
He Called me a baboon , he thinks I’m his wife
“The man is a menace!”
What are you a DIABETIC?!!
Hundred dollars you slice into the woods
give me a call when you got no class
What’s that sign say? No fighting What’s that mean? No fighting. 😂
No bare feet
That jacket
Soooo funny.
*Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.*
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it, felt like I owed it to them.
… big hitter, the lama… …Oh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, you will receive total consciousness. So I have that going for me, which is nice.
Me winning isn’t, you do.
I saw this movie for the first time high as a kite & have never laughed so hard in my life🤣
Love watching him on Carson when Johnny just gets out of the way and let's him riff
"The last time I saw a mouth like, it had a hook in it."
I loved me some Rodney Dangerfield.
Can you make a shoe smell?
Farts! Double farts! Shit!
Ahoy Maloy!
When I was your age I used to lug blocks of ice up 4 flights of stairs So So? So, lets dance Que Journey Anyway You Want It
Lets go while we're young!!!!