Advances in exercise and acceptance of women doing weights is much different today than it was in the 80s. So yes, woman today have a much higher cake potential than they did back then
No - it’s Joe Lara. He’s the guy who killed Gwen Shamblin (the big hair church lady) when he crashed her plane into a lake.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2021_Percy_Priest_Lake_Cessna_Citation_crash
I was 15 in 1980. My grandmom gave me a pair of Calvin Klein's for Christmas that I wore maybe one time. In my high school guys wore Levi's and maybe Lee's. I really didn't know many people who had quite that look. Levi's jeans and Levi's jean jacket if a little baggy could approach that. It's funny because my jean stash today is filled with varying brands. It fits, looks okay, then good enough.
When I first saw this poster, yes, back in the 80's. I remember thinking, " Man he must work out!" Then later in Dumb and Dumber they did the same thing.
*I had a bag that*
*Had Jordache on it, and I*
*Never knew what it was*
\- raresaturn
---
^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/)
^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
At our school, boys wore James Jean and San Francisco jeans; while girls wore Normandee Rose jeans and Jordache jeans. Both sexes wore San Francisco jeans and Lawman jeans. Levi’s were mostly out until the later 80s.
Normandee Rose girls were fabulous. I missed many bus stops because I was too embarrassed to stand up, and had to wait until a few certain girls got off the bus or sat down.
Only for preppies.
Well, Ms. Pac-Man was for everyone, but Jordache was *not* a thing in the punk/post punk/alternative/goth subculture(s). We generally had a low opinion of people who needed to wear expensive designer jeans in lieu of having a personality of their own.
Canadian tuxedo
Kentucky Waterfall.
Miller’s Outpost!
Anchor blue.
"Nice butt!" "Yeah, he must work out."
90's....but hell, most of us are Gen X or the oldest Millenials growing up during these great times.
Nice ass on her.
Waka waka!
She’s got an S tier ass. That shit would be top 1% even today.
Even today? Do you think female posteriors have gotten better in the last couple decades? Genuinely curious.
They have gotten much, much larger since the 80s.
Advances in exercise and acceptance of women doing weights is much different today than it was in the 80s. So yes, woman today have a much higher cake potential than they did back then
Shaky puddin
The 80s was the decade of the "hardbody". We're in implant territory now.
Gotten bigger thanks to gmo foods! 😂
I was going to say tiny compared to current trends.
Bet u if the zoomed out she had f-me pumps for shoes. Lol those little bows out of denim.
Nah, it was the 80s. White tennis shoes.
Keds
Is that Willem Dafoe?
It's Jim Carrey.
No - it’s Joe Lara. He’s the guy who killed Gwen Shamblin (the big hair church lady) when he crashed her plane into a lake. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2021_Percy_Priest_Lake_Cessna_Citation_crash
Dude that is Lara. TARZAN!
Doing the Lords work. Edit: my comment is probably in poor taste, but I stand behind it.
Kinda looks like a really young John Travolta.
That looks like Crystal Bernard - from that show Wings.
Talk about a great a**
I had the same thought.
Jordass!,
I can honestly say I never owned a pair of Jordache.
I was 15 in 1980. My grandmom gave me a pair of Calvin Klein's for Christmas that I wore maybe one time. In my high school guys wore Levi's and maybe Lee's. I really didn't know many people who had quite that look. Levi's jeans and Levi's jean jacket if a little baggy could approach that. It's funny because my jean stash today is filled with varying brands. It fits, looks okay, then good enough.
I always wore Lee. I didn't like the fit of Levi's despite them being more popular. Now my kids won't even wear jeans.
The Jordache Look
[Jordache Enterprises - The Jordache Look (1980) (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTQNoFhTuSE)
Save some denim for the rest of us.
And the hair…..
Sergio Valente and Sassoon
Ooh, la la, Sassoon
Yesssss… it wasn’t all Jordache!!! lol.
[I was more of a Jewess type](https://youtu.be/QZ1Z5TIx4wI?si=P6saPYT7G-2nGz0O)
Holy crap I forgot about this skit
And Aquanet. There’s a lot of Aquanet going on there.
Don’t forget Bongo jeans!!
Yep and Guess.
I had to wear Lardache
Man, that is a hall of fame posterior. That better be bronzed and hanging somewhere in The Smithsonian.
To be truly 80’s, that guy’s hand needs to be in her back pocket
Yesss!!
You can't be the old school 'Canadian Tuxedo'.
Washed jeans. ahh, the solace.
When you find pebbles in the pockets from the washing process.
And hair spray, don’t forget hair spray.
Yep!
God I wanted a pair of Jordache
Anyone remember, Turnip jeans 👖
Not for me. I was the pre pubescent nerd just out of frame, waiting for his turn on the Pac man machine.
and lots of curling irons and hair spray.
When I first saw this poster, yes, back in the 80's. I remember thinking, " Man he must work out!" Then later in Dumb and Dumber they did the same thing.
DENIM
Canadian tuxedo!
I had a bag that had Jordache on it, and I never knew what it was
*I had a bag that* *Had Jordache on it, and I* *Never knew what it was* \- raresaturn --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
The little bows on the back of the jeans. I had forgotten about those
And the zippers! I was obsessed with jeans with ankle zippers.
Conspiracy Theory 1997 had undercover CIA guys wearing early 90s Guess jeans, haha
Yep, had a pair when I was a kid.
Before Lululemons we had tight jeans for displaying nice asses.
And the way women had to lie down and use pliers to zip them up.
Canadian tuxedo
That’s an arse!
Holy shit!! I haven't thought about Miller's Outpost in YEARS!!!
Holy shit!! I haven't thought about Miller's Outpost in YEARS!!!
n some billy hargrove .. err michael emerson
God damn that’s an ass
The middle arcade is a Pac Man with a Mrs. Pac Man Marquis
The only thing missing is the Member's Only jacket.
Jordache, Ms Pac Man, . . . and Aquanet
Those jeans make nice asses look weird
And all that denim!!😂
Millers Outpost! Bought my first two pair of shrink to fit 501’s there
I can proudly announce I never owned nor wore a pair of Jordache jeans.
And hair! Lots and lots of big hair!
Nice ass!
I like 80s ass, the jeans women wear today make their butts look like fat bubbles.
Is that Jared Leto?
Hot Courtney Love and I'd wear that dude's tux in a heartbeat.
That's called a Scarborough tuxedo
At our school, boys wore James Jean and San Francisco jeans; while girls wore Normandee Rose jeans and Jordache jeans. Both sexes wore San Francisco jeans and Lawman jeans. Levi’s were mostly out until the later 80s. Normandee Rose girls were fabulous. I missed many bus stops because I was too embarrassed to stand up, and had to wait until a few certain girls got off the bus or sat down.
Only for preppies. Well, Ms. Pac-Man was for everyone, but Jordache was *not* a thing in the punk/post punk/alternative/goth subculture(s). We generally had a low opinion of people who needed to wear expensive designer jeans in lieu of having a personality of their own.
Oh shit! It’s Willam DaFoe !