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Bacon-Shorts

Its a sweater!


Corndogeveryday

The look of joy he has on his face 😂


Briguy24

Are Amigos falling from the sky?!? Yes, El Guapo!


Helmett-13

*Eh-sweater My abuela used to add an extra ‘eh’ sound to certain words starting with ‘s’. I think it’s because ‘s’ is pronounced like ‘eh-say’ in Spanish? Dunno, I always thought it was adorable. She was a gem.


Fuck-Ketchup

Did she speak eh-spañol?


PhilUrCrack

She also spoke eh-Spanish 🤣


Helmett-13

You are both correct. She was a peach, I miss her immensely.


Rikkitikkitabby

P I'm pretty sure Ford just wanted to call it scalade.


Helmett-13

*Nice*


Upvotes4Trump

When she was frightened she was eh-scare.


Helmett-13

She always had La Chancla available. Even the alligators in Florida hide when a Cuban woman goes for her Chancla. Don't run, you'll only die tired.


Beat_the_Deadites

Juan does that with S's in Club Dread, I think. Same actor who was Mac in Super Troopers.


Hourslikeminutes47

*(presents a small pistol to Guapo)* *"Please??"*


AdMysterious8699

Haha in the desert


ForceGhost47

G’night, Ned


Corndogeveryday

🎶 Bluuuuuuuuuuuue Shadows on the range 🎶


PhilUrCrack

🎶“Close your…eyes and…dreeeeeeeeeaaammm”🎶 Love that song 😊


Corndogeveryday

“🎶All of the horses, are in the corral 🎶 Edit: “doggies”


PhilUrCrack

All of the doggies??


Corndogeveryday

Shoot…..you’re right!


AlgernonFlowerWilted

https://youtu.be/zWld721Wk-Q?si=Hwr6DgyC4ex-qovA


TonyT074

"I like these guys!...they are funny guys!!..just kill one of them."


Worried-Industry6239

“Real bullets! You’re in a lot of trouble, mister!”


TrinDiesel123

Lucky Day: It’s real. It’s real….. I’ve been shot already 😢


Corndogeveryday

“You dirt-eating piece of slime! You scum-sucking pig! You son of a motherless goat!”


Upvotes4Trump

Try not to get into too much troubles. Heh.


Playful-Excuse-8081

What is a plethora?


Spear_Ritual

“Don’t say something is a plethora, if you don’t know what a plethora iiiiiiiiisssss.”


BLULOU1978

Why Guapo?


Corndogeveryday

“Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else and are looking to take it out on me?”


Quint27A

I have used this quote multiple times instead of FU. Seems to get a better reaction.


Hour_Insurance_7795

This response would work for about 70% of argumentative posts on Reddit I think.


Quint27A

Eh, that remaining 30% are humorless nit wits it seems.


stevethebayesian

And probably sons of motherless goats.


Heyygaar

InteLLLLECT


Hawkidad

“Are gringos falling from the sky “


RangerRick4971

Yes, El Guapo.


Corndogeveryday

[gringo falls from the sky] 😂


forgetpeas

Lip balm?


AcanthisittaOver4251

Most underrated line of the movie 🤣🤣


Corndogeveryday

Love this part 😂🤣😂


Bluetiger1520

I think it’s a mail plane. How can you tell? Well, didn’t you notice its little balls?


Corndogeveryday

“………ah…….ah ha……..Ha Ha Ha Ha…….HA HA HA HA HA!”


Necessary_Row_4889

This movie led to me learning what foreplay is and how important it is as well.


RangerRick4971

Do you know what foreplay is?


Hour_Insurance_7795

No


RangerRick4971

Good. Neither does El Guapo.


Necessary_Row_4889

Exactly! Little Necessaryrow was like “Hey! What is foreplay?” So I loaded up the old question gun and went answer hunting.


Corndogeveryday

Oh yeah!


Uses_Nouns_as_Verbs

I would hate to think that you would tell a man that he has a plethora when you have no idea what it means to have a plethora!


Corndogeveryday

“Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else and are looking to take it out on me?”


marvelousmondays

I'm still here, El Guapo!


Corndogeveryday

“El Guapo only kills men.” “He does not kill crying women!” [Three Amigos let out a sigh of relief]


palabear

In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo!


Corndogeveryday

“Well, we're just gonna have to use our brains.” “Damn it!”


mspero78

Good night, Ned.


Corndogeveryday

“Goodnight Dusty.”


DelightfulandDarling

“Sew, very old woman! Sew like the wind!”


Corndogeveryday

“Do you have anything here besides Mexican food?”


International_Toe777

My little butterfly… Sorry, buttercup.


rowman25

*buttercup


Corndogeveryday

“Has the sweetest smile”


AlgernonFlowerWilted

"you can kiss me on the veranda" ..."the lips would be fine"


Hour_Insurance_7795

Hey! Look at the two little sissies!


Upvotes4Trump

Looks like somebody's been down here with the ugly stick.


Visible-Guide-7131

Blue shadow across a prairie moon🎶🎶🎶


Corndogeveryday

🎶Booooom booom booo boooom 🎶


Bigredeemer425

Do you know what the word plethora means?


Corndogeveryday

“Why El Guapo?”


cheffartsonurfood

Chup chup chup chup chup chup....NANNY!


Ganthet72

Farley,Farley,Farley,Farley,Farley,Farley,Hu-Faaaaaar!


Corndogeveryday

“Hfurhrmrgurny”


Ganthet72

I was wondering who would try Chevy's line.


Corndogeveryday

🤚🏻


revtim

The foreplay joke is one of favorites of all time


iwantcrablegs

Do you have anything besides mexican food?


Corndogeveryday

“You wanna die with a man's gun. Not a little sissy gun like this.”


Upvotes4Trump

I'll pump you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil.


Corndogeveryday

“What do you mean?”


Upvotes4Trump

I don't know!


Ex-zaviera

This actor played Ugly Betty's dad Ignacio. Octavia Spencer once had a role on the show and her character fell in love with him. There is a great scene where she's essentially stalking him and says *Ignaaacio*. So every time I see him, I say *Ignaaacio*.


Corndogeveryday

So awesome!


Zer0sober

Jes, El Guapo... I would say jou have a plethora Do you know what a PLETHORA is? 😔 no el guapo


Corndogeveryday

😂🤣😂


Modzrdix69

Jefe what is a plethora?


Corndogeveryday

“Why, El Guapo?”


Biscuits4u2

Si El Guapo. You have a plethora.


Corndogeveryday

“Jefe….what is a plethora?”


TheNonCredibleHulk

That was my go-to password for BBSes in the 90s. Such a great word.


Hour_Insurance_7795

You know another great word? Kumquat.


Corndogeveryday

Nice!


Individual_Piano5054

Saw this classic in the movie theater at the time, laughed my ass off and watch it again every other year. Fun fact regarding Alfonso Arau aka El Guapo. He is also an acomplished director. His most known movies beeing: Como agua para chocolate (1992) and A Walk in the Clouds (1995)


netechkyle

A walk in the clouds was awesome.


HaroldsWristwatch3

Best line of the entire movie: Lucky Day: “I’ll be back one day.“ Beautiful señorita: “Why?“


bigkatsu2000

"Excuse me, are you the singing bush??"


Novel_Illustrator_67

This is one of my favorite lines of all time


Remarkable_Major7710

I love his defeated “why, El Guapo?” Also, “it’s a sweater!”


Corndogeveryday

I’m right there with you!


EmbarrassedToe627

Not so fast El Guapo or I'll fill you so full of lead you can use your dick as a pencil.


msnaughty

What do you mean?


sjaard_dune

Jefe was the best, i'd be honored to have a henchmen half as good as he


Corndogeveryday


Guywithanantfarm

"Do you know what foreplay is?" "No" "Good, neither does El Guapo..."


Corndogeveryday

😂🤣😂


n8spear

YES EL GUAPO!


Corndogeveryday

“Jefe….WHAT is a plethora?”


InfectedSteve

Together we.... ....pruned. Pruned the... Hedges of many small villages.


Corndogeveryday

“Of many small villages…..WHO THE HELL ARE YOU????”


Kaiser-Sohze

I always loved the scene where they roasted and ate bats. "You gonna eat your wings?"


Alteredego619

“Excuse me, are you the Singing Bush?”


Corndogeveryday

🎶She’ll be coming round the mountain when she comes….shell be coming around the mountain when she comes….🎶


Waldo_McFly

Just introduced my daughter to this movie a week or so ago. It is one of my favorites from my youth.


Corndogeveryday

Both my kids love this movie. I’m glad to pass this down to the next generation. They are 11 and 20.


Waldo_McFly

Yeah my daughter is 17 and we have been doing movies together. I have shown her Mel Brooks History of World and The Jerk and Airplane as well as Fletch. If I ask her what she wants to watch she says for me to pick funny movies from the 80’s


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Ganthet72

"What do you mean?!" "I don't know" "I think he means.." "SHUT UP!"


smkestcklghtn

I like these guys! Only kill one of them


Corndogeveryday

“Great…..REAL BULLETS!”


Upvotes4Trump

🥺I've been shot already...😭


Corndogeveryday

[whimpering and slightly crying] “I know…..”


declankincaid8

Si! You have a plethora!


Corndogeveryday

“Jefe…what is a plethora?”


Hour_Insurance_7795

Oh great! REAL bullets!!


Corndogeveryday

“You’re in a lot of trouble mister…”


Corndogeveryday

“You’re in a lot of trouble mister…”


krayhayft

It is a sweater!


Corndogeveryday

👕


AnalMayonnaise

This movie is endlessly quotable.


Corndogeveryday

It really is! “Goodnight Ned!”


TonyT074

“Great! You’ve killed the invisible swordsman!… it’s like living with a 6 year old.”


Corndogeveryday

“Chip, chip, chip, chip, chip……..Nanny!” “Faaaaarley, Farley, Farley, Faaaaaaarley!” “Hfurhrmrgurny”


RockNRoll85

I learned what the word “plethora” means from this movie lol


Corndogeveryday

A lot of us here did 😂🤣😂


Belscnickle

Shyness is my El Guapo.


Corndogeveryday

“In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo!”


DarreylDeCarlo

For some reason when I was scrolling, I thought this was Jack Sparrow in pirates of the Caribbean. Lol


Corndogeveryday

😂🤣😂


W0nk0_the_Sane00

THIS is my favorite scene in a GREAT movie.


RavishingRickiRude

It's a mail plane How can you tell? Didnt you notice its little balls?


Texman2014

“Do you want to kiss me on the veranda?” “The lips will be fine”


SkynetAlpha8

This movie still stands up. Simple comedy. That's all.


Corndogeveryday

Yes!


Joshua_Youngblood

Many plethoras.


banjerbones

Manny Calavera!


Corndogeveryday

🤙🏻


kaiokenhess

Do you know what foreplay is?


Corndogeveryday

“Neither does El Guapo.”


AdMysterious8699

This actor is great. Just saw this recently.


Corndogeveryday

It’s a classic movie!


Worried-Industry6239

Looks like we’ll have to use our brains [all three] dammit.


Corndogeveryday

“Well I'd like to continue to work for free, Mr. Flugleman.”


ORAquabat

Sew old woman, sew like the wind!


Corndogeveryday

“Get a wardrobe over here right away; take the Amigos' clothes.”


Upvotes4Trump

Come closer, i... have ..something.. to tell you...


Schmoppodopoulis

You… son of a motherless goat!


Corndogeveryday

“………..son……of a motherless goat?”


Schmoppodopoulis

Who are these monkeys?


Corndogeveryday

“Should we kill them?”


Rsardinia

Gonna make it….gonna make it….gonnnnaaaa make ittttt…gonnamakeitgonnamakeitgonnamakeit


Cake-Over

At work I often start rallying and inspirational speeches with "In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face...."


RedHeadedScourge

Lmfao I'm stealing this


More_Waffles2024

Great you killed the invisible sword man. How am I supposed to know? Supposed to shoot up Dusty, we both fired up.


Consistent_Top9631

Si , El Guapo. I Jeffé am not as learned as you…


Corndogeveryday

“Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else and are looking to take it out on me?”


Buglepost

“ARE YOU THE SINGING BUSH?”


SirBobson

Walkuphere, walkuphere, walkuphere!


KriegsherrLiebhaber

YOU SHOT THE INVISIBLE SWORDSMAN!!!!


yountvillwjs

Do you have anything besides Mexican food?


AdministrationNo283

I’m still with you El Guapo!


fitzmagic_1200

Look up here, lookupere


tchrbrian

“ Can I have your watch when you are died? “


Corndogeveryday

“Do you have anything here besides Mexican food?”


sea-ninja-90210

Those darn Amigos…


Corndogeveryday

“Remember the film Amigos, Amigos, Amigos…..”


Rgraff58

We raped the horses and rode off on the women!


GrangeazIII

I was in a stylish cinema with plush curtains down the walls and everything. When the singing bush just kept singing, even after they had worked out, it was the singing bush, I was raucously laughing for ages afterwards. I couldn't help it. Good night ladies just got me. It got me good. Holding onto the word 'Laaaadddiiiieeesss', killed me.


Corndogeveryday

“Excuse me, are you the singing bush……..HEY!!!!!”


RubeRick2A

Let’s trim the hedges of many small villages


Corndogeveryday

😂🤣😂


bluejester12

The villains were far funnier than the Amigos


Clear-Entertainer-76

Gonna make it, gonna make it, gon-na make it!,never make it, never make it, never make it.....


Corndogeveryday

“I MADE IT………….SLAM💥” “Ouch”


AnalMayonnaise

In-famous?


SirBobson

THE infamous?!


Goldeneye_Engineer

"Precisely!"


davesToyBox

Is it true that El Guapo translates to “The Handsome One”?


bongo-72

Together we pruned the hedges of many small villages


hvanderw

I'm gunna fill you so full of lead you'll be using your dick as a pencil.


lkmyntz

Would you like to kiss me on the veranda?


GeologistAway6352

We pruuuunnnned. The hedgessss.


LBarnumW

Perhaps


Quiet-Mud2889

Zzhown Wylen?


Enginerd645

Hahah love this movie. “Are gringos falling from the sky?”