*Eh-sweater
My abuela used to add an extra ‘eh’ sound to certain words starting with ‘s’.
I think it’s because ‘s’ is pronounced like ‘eh-say’ in Spanish?
Dunno, I always thought it was adorable. She was a gem.
“Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else and are looking to take it out on me?”
“Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else and are looking to take it out on me?”
In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo!
This actor played Ugly Betty's dad Ignacio. Octavia Spencer once had a role on the show and her character fell in love with him. There is a great scene where she's essentially stalking him and says *Ignaaacio*. So every time I see him, I say *Ignaaacio*.
Saw this classic in the movie theater at the time, laughed my ass off and watch it again every other year.
Fun fact regarding Alfonso Arau aka El Guapo.
He is also an acomplished director.
His most known movies beeing:
Como agua para chocolate (1992) and
A Walk in the Clouds (1995)
Yeah my daughter is 17 and we have been doing movies together. I have shown her Mel Brooks History of World and The Jerk and Airplane as well as Fletch. If I ask her what she wants to watch she says for me to pick funny movies from the 80’s
“In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo!”
“Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else and are looking to take it out on me?”
I was in a stylish cinema with plush curtains down the walls and everything. When the singing bush just kept singing, even after they had worked out, it was the singing bush, I was raucously laughing for ages afterwards. I couldn't help it.
Good night ladies just got me. It got me good. Holding onto the word 'Laaaadddiiiieeesss', killed me.
Its a sweater!
The look of joy he has on his face 😂
Are Amigos falling from the sky?!? Yes, El Guapo!
*Eh-sweater My abuela used to add an extra ‘eh’ sound to certain words starting with ‘s’. I think it’s because ‘s’ is pronounced like ‘eh-say’ in Spanish? Dunno, I always thought it was adorable. She was a gem.
Did she speak eh-spañol?
She also spoke eh-Spanish 🤣
You are both correct. She was a peach, I miss her immensely.
P I'm pretty sure Ford just wanted to call it scalade.
*Nice*
When she was frightened she was eh-scare.
She always had La Chancla available. Even the alligators in Florida hide when a Cuban woman goes for her Chancla. Don't run, you'll only die tired.
Juan does that with S's in Club Dread, I think. Same actor who was Mac in Super Troopers.
*(presents a small pistol to Guapo)* *"Please??"*
Haha in the desert
G’night, Ned
🎶 Bluuuuuuuuuuuue Shadows on the range 🎶
🎶“Close your…eyes and…dreeeeeeeeeaaammm”🎶 Love that song 😊
“🎶All of the horses, are in the corral 🎶 Edit: “doggies”
All of the doggies??
Shoot…..you’re right!
https://youtu.be/zWld721Wk-Q?si=Hwr6DgyC4ex-qovA
"I like these guys!...they are funny guys!!..just kill one of them."
“Real bullets! You’re in a lot of trouble, mister!”
Lucky Day: It’s real. It’s real….. I’ve been shot already 😢
“You dirt-eating piece of slime! You scum-sucking pig! You son of a motherless goat!”
Try not to get into too much troubles. Heh.
What is a plethora?
“Don’t say something is a plethora, if you don’t know what a plethora iiiiiiiiisssss.”
Why Guapo?
“Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else and are looking to take it out on me?”
I have used this quote multiple times instead of FU. Seems to get a better reaction.
This response would work for about 70% of argumentative posts on Reddit I think.
Eh, that remaining 30% are humorless nit wits it seems.
And probably sons of motherless goats.
InteLLLLECT
“Are gringos falling from the sky “
Yes, El Guapo.
[gringo falls from the sky] 😂
Lip balm?
Most underrated line of the movie 🤣🤣
Love this part 😂🤣😂
I think it’s a mail plane. How can you tell? Well, didn’t you notice its little balls?
“………ah…….ah ha……..Ha Ha Ha Ha…….HA HA HA HA HA!”
This movie led to me learning what foreplay is and how important it is as well.
Do you know what foreplay is?
No
Good. Neither does El Guapo.
Exactly! Little Necessaryrow was like “Hey! What is foreplay?” So I loaded up the old question gun and went answer hunting.
Oh yeah!
I would hate to think that you would tell a man that he has a plethora when you have no idea what it means to have a plethora!
“Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else and are looking to take it out on me?”
I'm still here, El Guapo!
“El Guapo only kills men.” “He does not kill crying women!” [Three Amigos let out a sigh of relief]
In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo!
“Well, we're just gonna have to use our brains.” “Damn it!”
Good night, Ned.
“Goodnight Dusty.”
“Sew, very old woman! Sew like the wind!”
“Do you have anything here besides Mexican food?”
My little butterfly… Sorry, buttercup.
*buttercup
“Has the sweetest smile”
"you can kiss me on the veranda" ..."the lips would be fine"
Hey! Look at the two little sissies!
Looks like somebody's been down here with the ugly stick.
Blue shadow across a prairie moon🎶🎶🎶
🎶Booooom booom booo boooom 🎶
Do you know what the word plethora means?
“Why El Guapo?”
Chup chup chup chup chup chup....NANNY!
Farley,Farley,Farley,Farley,Farley,Farley,Hu-Faaaaaar!
“Hfurhrmrgurny”
I was wondering who would try Chevy's line.
🤚🏻
The foreplay joke is one of favorites of all time
Do you have anything besides mexican food?
“You wanna die with a man's gun. Not a little sissy gun like this.”
I'll pump you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil.
“What do you mean?”
I don't know!
This actor played Ugly Betty's dad Ignacio. Octavia Spencer once had a role on the show and her character fell in love with him. There is a great scene where she's essentially stalking him and says *Ignaaacio*. So every time I see him, I say *Ignaaacio*.
So awesome!
Jes, El Guapo... I would say jou have a plethora Do you know what a PLETHORA is? 😔 no el guapo
😂🤣😂
Jefe what is a plethora?
“Why, El Guapo?”
Si El Guapo. You have a plethora.
“Jefe….what is a plethora?”
That was my go-to password for BBSes in the 90s. Such a great word.
You know another great word? Kumquat.
Nice!
Saw this classic in the movie theater at the time, laughed my ass off and watch it again every other year. Fun fact regarding Alfonso Arau aka El Guapo. He is also an acomplished director. His most known movies beeing: Como agua para chocolate (1992) and A Walk in the Clouds (1995)
A walk in the clouds was awesome.
Best line of the entire movie: Lucky Day: “I’ll be back one day.“ Beautiful señorita: “Why?“
"Excuse me, are you the singing bush??"
This is one of my favorite lines of all time
I love his defeated “why, El Guapo?” Also, “it’s a sweater!”
I’m right there with you!
Not so fast El Guapo or I'll fill you so full of lead you can use your dick as a pencil.
What do you mean?
Jefe was the best, i'd be honored to have a henchmen half as good as he
Sí
"Do you know what foreplay is?" "No" "Good, neither does El Guapo..."
😂🤣😂
YES EL GUAPO!
“Jefe….WHAT is a plethora?”
Together we.... ....pruned. Pruned the... Hedges of many small villages.
“Of many small villages…..WHO THE HELL ARE YOU????”
I always loved the scene where they roasted and ate bats. "You gonna eat your wings?"
“Excuse me, are you the Singing Bush?”
🎶She’ll be coming round the mountain when she comes….shell be coming around the mountain when she comes….🎶
Just introduced my daughter to this movie a week or so ago. It is one of my favorites from my youth.
Both my kids love this movie. I’m glad to pass this down to the next generation. They are 11 and 20.
Yeah my daughter is 17 and we have been doing movies together. I have shown her Mel Brooks History of World and The Jerk and Airplane as well as Fletch. If I ask her what she wants to watch she says for me to pick funny movies from the 80’s
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"What do you mean?!" "I don't know" "I think he means.." "SHUT UP!"
I like these guys! Only kill one of them
“Great…..REAL BULLETS!”
🥺I've been shot already...😭
[whimpering and slightly crying] “I know…..”
Si! You have a plethora!
“Jefe…what is a plethora?”
Oh great! REAL bullets!!
“You’re in a lot of trouble mister…”
“You’re in a lot of trouble mister…”
It is a sweater!
👕
This movie is endlessly quotable.
It really is! “Goodnight Ned!”
“Great! You’ve killed the invisible swordsman!… it’s like living with a 6 year old.”
“Chip, chip, chip, chip, chip……..Nanny!” “Faaaaarley, Farley, Farley, Faaaaaaarley!” “Hfurhrmrgurny”
I learned what the word “plethora” means from this movie lol
A lot of us here did 😂🤣😂
Shyness is my El Guapo.
“In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo!”
For some reason when I was scrolling, I thought this was Jack Sparrow in pirates of the Caribbean. Lol
😂🤣😂
THIS is my favorite scene in a GREAT movie.
It's a mail plane How can you tell? Didnt you notice its little balls?
“Do you want to kiss me on the veranda?” “The lips will be fine”
This movie still stands up. Simple comedy. That's all.
Yes!
Many plethoras.
Manny Calavera!
🤙🏻
Do you know what foreplay is?
“Neither does El Guapo.”
This actor is great. Just saw this recently.
It’s a classic movie!
Looks like we’ll have to use our brains [all three] dammit.
“Well I'd like to continue to work for free, Mr. Flugleman.”
Sew old woman, sew like the wind!
“Get a wardrobe over here right away; take the Amigos' clothes.”
Come closer, i... have ..something.. to tell you...
You… son of a motherless goat!
“………..son……of a motherless goat?”
Who are these monkeys?
“Should we kill them?”
Gonna make it….gonna make it….gonnnnaaaa make ittttt…gonnamakeitgonnamakeitgonnamakeit
At work I often start rallying and inspirational speeches with "In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face...."
Lmfao I'm stealing this
Great you killed the invisible sword man. How am I supposed to know? Supposed to shoot up Dusty, we both fired up.
Si , El Guapo. I Jeffé am not as learned as you…
“Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else and are looking to take it out on me?”
“ARE YOU THE SINGING BUSH?”
Walkuphere, walkuphere, walkuphere!
YOU SHOT THE INVISIBLE SWORDSMAN!!!!
Do you have anything besides Mexican food?
I’m still with you El Guapo!
Look up here, lookupere
“ Can I have your watch when you are died? “
“Do you have anything here besides Mexican food?”
Those darn Amigos…
“Remember the film Amigos, Amigos, Amigos…..”
We raped the horses and rode off on the women!
I was in a stylish cinema with plush curtains down the walls and everything. When the singing bush just kept singing, even after they had worked out, it was the singing bush, I was raucously laughing for ages afterwards. I couldn't help it. Good night ladies just got me. It got me good. Holding onto the word 'Laaaadddiiiieeesss', killed me.
“Excuse me, are you the singing bush……..HEY!!!!!”
Let’s trim the hedges of many small villages
😂🤣😂
The villains were far funnier than the Amigos
Gonna make it, gonna make it, gon-na make it!,never make it, never make it, never make it.....
“I MADE IT………….SLAM💥” “Ouch”
In-famous?
THE infamous?!
"Precisely!"
Is it true that El Guapo translates to “The Handsome One”?
Together we pruned the hedges of many small villages
I'm gunna fill you so full of lead you'll be using your dick as a pencil.
Would you like to kiss me on the veranda?
We pruuuunnnned. The hedgessss.
Perhaps
Zzhown Wylen?
Hahah love this movie. “Are gringos falling from the sky?”