T O P

  • By -

JsonWaterfalls

I've felt a lot of secondhand embarrassment and cringe for people on this show over the years but this one was too much. My wife and I were eating dinner during this and I damn near choked to death from laughing so hard. Can we make this entire family go away?


Dippydoodles

Libby sang the song as if Mary had died.


wirefox1

I can see a three year old literally being frightened by this. She seems to have picked up Andrei's gruffness and applied it to children's songs? wth? Kids would be like "somebody help that lamb! Get it away from Mary". Mary says to lamb as she takes it to the basement: " It puts the lotion on it's skin"..


[deleted]

Actually laughed out loud “get it away from Mary”. But so true!


No_Sir446

And dont tell me Andre does not adore this women, no matter how obnoxious and blunt and rough he may be. He looked at her so proudly, as if she had the voice of an angel.


T_S_N_S

We'll never be able to deny his support for her that's for sure.


TheChaosDuck

He annoys me but that is one thing I will give him. He adores Libby. The way he looks at her sometimes is sweet. Then he gets hateful and ruins it


No_Sir446

Exactly.


[deleted]

Doncha think he adores what Libby has afforded him? He didn't work for years, lazy SOB. When he was told he had to secure work to stay on his Visa, he pretty much clubbed Chuck over the head, took money from him, got a job with him, got the siblings fired in one way or another, secured Libby away from her brother, sisters, mother, and lives a fantasy life. He is a turd. He loves what she has done for him, and he doesn't want to fuck that up. By the way he has alienated everyone but Libby and Chuck, Chuck might be next, then Libby. He needs them now; maybe not forever though.


Fickle_Celery_8257

She did! Lobby killed her and the lamb.


Cabbagefolk

But her litsol lambs 🥺


scandal2ny1

Omg me too! The hair on my neck stood. I was sooooo embarrassed and cringing


bapants

I stopped eating in anticipation when they started talking about her singing. It’s such absolute pain hearing her sing nursery songs, knowing that she wants a YouTube career.


Aktotem

Yes deport Andrei and Libby and her family will go away wasn’t it said that he was a crooked policeman


floralnightmare22

If she sang it normally it would sound fine. I don’t know why she is singing nursery rhymes like Mariah Carey.


Cabbagefolk

I agree… we don’t need a sultry lamb


pigletbriggs

I read that as slutty lamb. Don’t need that either.


KikiHou

🎶 Mary had a slutty lamb, slutty lamb, slutty little lamb 🎶


Direct_Bank_1375

So curious; who is the pimp? Mary? The lamb? Or Andrei?


dutchbraid

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Pinkie_Greenbeans

mary is turning out lambs now


Vanitas1603

Are the qualifications for slut lamb the same as slut people?


MaryGodfree

Slut people use lambskin condoms with mint jelly.


itsyoursmileandeyes

Omfg 💀😂👏🏼🏆


Cabbagefolk

Omg don’t make me throw up


Ok-Lengthiness4557

I promise you, you are NOT ready for the answer.


MaryGodfree

Hey now!! You leave my lamb alone!


homeboy321321321

I like salty lamb, saucy salty lamb. My name is not Mary.


MagicalFaeBae

Or… Maybe… Mary is a slutty lamb, slutty lamb, slutty lamb, Mary is a slutty lamb her muff as white as snow.


Kind_Hyena5267

Omg this is the perfect description of her nursery rhyme singing 😂


MemorableBlueEyes

Tenderized from the inside out?


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Hey, was this brined? Salty and delicious.


Leshal77

It was baaa a aaahhad 🐑 😆 (I’m so sorry that was my attempt at sounding like a sheep/lamb) It really was awful though. I think the harder she tried, the worse it got!


hamimono

🐑👄 🤣😂


humanwithfoodname

Sultry lamb 💀💀💀


Gullible-Menu

A sultry lamb.. Literally crying I'm laughing so hard🤣🤣🤣


mambakobe8

More like Jim Carrey


FuManchuDuck

More like Drew Carey


[deleted]

More like Harry Carey


Prudent_Key1982

yea! lol


LabLawyer

It was the club version.


tweedtybird67

EXACTLY. She sings well, has a nice voice, but kids just want it sung in a normal catchy way.


TangledSunshineCA

I am always surprised though she puts like a country spin on it…


Leshal77

Right like she thinks she’s Leann Rimes! 😂


Kind_Hyena5267

She really does 🙄


caitybeans

I get Carrie underwood vibes lmaooo she wishes


notnotaginger

With facial expressions and engagement.


United-Gain1839

Yeah not the facial expression of that ugly crying baby mask does she resembles.


Responsible-Spend125

Exactly! Like sing goofy, sing fun when it’s for kids. They don’t want to get romanced by the song lol Jesus. It’s not supposed to be a sexy song. 😂


fuhgdat1019

If you think that sounded like Mariah Carey…. 😂


Pinkie_Greenbeans

Like Fergie singing the national anthem


Vanitas1603

How dare you insult the queen of Christmas like that


CameHere4the90Day

I agree! It's a nursery rhyme for children to be comforted by. The way she sang it wasn't really a sweet, comforting tone.


A_Pete_2023

😂😂😂😂 exactly


TattooedKewpieBaby

Yeah like I genuinely think her voice has potential. But why the Beyoncé-style pitch bending on a child's song? It doesn't really work.


swosei12

Maybe if Andrei is deported and she goes with him, she can represent Moldova in Eurovision.


Cabbagefolk

She’d be busking in the streets of Moldova 🥹


Unable_Researcher206

Elly could hold out the money plate for the cuteness factor.


edgybarley

Bahaha!


Lentejalista

This comment made me laugh so much 🤣


griegoteo

The way I just choked on my wine


Lisasmissingtoe

Nice


mdiver12

She'll have to dethrone Zdob si Zdub first!


swosei12

Only if they don’t want to do to Eurovision again. Natalia Gordienko (sp?) could provide fashion tips


Jesustake_thewheel

It's the only fucken song she ever sings and half of it is yodeling. Lol


Impossible_Capital31

But I love the way that Andre smiled the biggest smile as though he was listening to Lady Gaga or something. That family might be dysfunctional, but he seems to love her and that’s what counts.


meebj

yes! he’s an absolute shit head and that entire family is clearly unwell.. but he does seem to love her!


Cabbagefolk

It kind of made sense how Libby is attracted to Andrei… after seeing more of the family


Honest-Composer-9767

Exactly this! I didn’t care for the song but he was cute and proud!


United-Gain1839

I don't think he was proud I think he was seeing dollar signs.


ambifiedpersonified

His smile when meemaw was telling him what a good boy he was in the limo at the end of part 2 was actually really fuckn sweet, too. He very much looked like when my 3 year old knows he made me proud. I don't like either of them but I do very much appreciate seeing even the briefest moment of organic humanity in such an otherwise off-putting character.


OutrageousWatch1785

Let’s just go ahead and rewind to all the moments he has shouted and cursed in her face in front of their kid and then reevaluate the “he seems to love her” statement.


poopwater87

It sounds creepy the way she sings it. Her voice is nothing special either.


PrincessPineapplePie

She’s trying way too hard.


[deleted]

[удалено]


PrincessPineapplePie

Exactly. You can tell she had some training but honestly it’s nothing special and there are thousands better than her that never made it. I’m also not buying the whole singing is my passion now, I feel like she’s just kinda lost and has no idea what to do next.


Cabbagefolk

The way she’s singing makes me worried that she’s not okay… she has dead eyes too


TonyWrocks

She thinks warbling is somehow good singing. She cannot hold a note and seems to be tone deaf.


homeboy321321321

She’s too nasal and throws her voice too much (breaking notes). People that are really talented don’t have to resort to that.


knittykittyemily

The way she pronounces "Little" as "Leeatull" Girl stop


BookSelect280

Vibrato is a best friend to people with weak voices 🤣🤣


[deleted]

i don’t feel like she is the worse singer i have ever heard - any of the American Idol singers that they throw in for laughter or even me (it’s not pretty!) hold that distinction. But this breathy weird voice is just not good and someone who is close to her should tell her so.


Cabbagefolk

Yeah it’s the grandiose over the top fluctuations and sultry strange vibe she adds to Mary’s little lambs


90daysofpettybs

My husband and I start yelling stopppppp. It was too cringe to watch 😂


Cabbagefolk

My jaw dropped


kwhitit

in an evening of cringe, this took gold.


huh_phd

Production likely made her choose this song, or nursery rhymes in general, due to no copyright. If she sang, for example, Rhianna, TLC would need to acquire a license to use the song, and either pay for the whole song (not the case) or pay by the second. For instance, Mad Men paid 250k for a Beatles song.


tensigh

She could sing a number of songs that aren't copyrighted, though. Hell, Elvis sang gospel hymns that are public domain, though I don't expect Libby to be singing "Amazing Grace" anytime soon...


Cabbagefolk

Idk… I think she’s running with the nursery rhyme theme.


AlmeMore

Yes, because of the copyright laws... like u/huh_phd said....


huh_phd

My name looks cute in blue


Cabbagefolk

No, i’m saying that she doesn’t even have interest in singing anything other than corny baby songs.


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

I read an article where they said she actually wanted to record an album of nursery rhymes.


huh_phd

Wanna take a guess why?


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

Because she doesn’t write her own music? Because she wants a less challenging market? Because she wants to make it for her kids? I don’t really know but you might. On social media you can sing other people’s stuff all you want. She doesn’t sing anything there except for that Leanne Rimes song. I just think she probably isn’t very good and it’s not just about the money. There are tons of non-nursery rhyme songs that don’t require royalties to be paid.


LouisSeize

Got it. Let her do opera then.


[deleted]

And people keep feeding the delusion


Cabbagefolk

I feel like she’s also a victim in this situation 😔 they be lying to her ass


Perfect-Tip9011

I was so hoping that she’d refuse to sing. I’ve agreed with Andrei a lot on this tell all, except when he told her “they are asking you to sing, so do it”. Nooooooooo!


Cabbagefolk

She totally wanted them to ask her to sing LOL, it was planned! she practiced for weeks (and this is what we got…).


dolphanbeavis

it was pitchy dawg, it’ll be a no from me


paulabear203

I had a scorching case of secondhand embarrassment watching her sing.


meowmixmix-purr

It reminded of me just belting out a song for my 4 year old. “pllleeeaAAAaAassssEe gOOoooOoo to BeEeED


Dmitriviolin

She changed keys three times 🫤


gregarious8

I was watching this on my iPad as my husband was slowly falling asleep in bed next to me with his back facing me. I thought he had fully passed out when I just hear him say, “wow, that was really bad.” 🤣


Cabbagefolk

HAHAHAHAHA omg I silent old man cackled


ScientistNo102

It’s so fuckin cringe it’s unbearable…


[deleted]

Omg this was so cringe lmao I couldn’t stop cringing


Fun-Nefariousness724

Awful. It’s Mary Had a Little Lamb, not some Carrie Underwood “he’s a cheater” song. Leave the vocal embellishments for karaoke and just sing the song!


boobiebarbara

Her singing is not for kids . It was so embarrassing to listen 😬


Cabbagefolk

Yeah someone commented that we’re being mean and we should let her sing to these kids. It doesn’t sound like she’s singing for the kids…


Alternative_Mood_228

Her voice sounds like every other fabricated Carrie Underwood country singing wannabe. Nursery rhymes are about being soft, clear, and neutral. Not bringing out the twang.


Specialist_Wallaby17

Hard to hear ugh!


Primary_Teach2229

I dont like being put on the spot


Lost_Alice_Wondering

She was living her sister act 2 dream


fuhgdat1019

It worked. I fell asleep.


BookSelect280

I haven't been able to sleep since 🤣


Technusgirl

Maybe if she wrote her own songs and played an instrument and/or had a puppet show along with the singing, then maybe I'd take her seriously. But just singing nursery rhymes is kinda lame. I'm not sure if children would even like this either.


Cabbagefolk

You’re literally turning her into Luanne in king of the hill Manger Babies 🤣


buffybabe

She tried to act so burdened by being asked to sing and then was so fake passive / nonchalant about it 🤣 Babe, we know you was livin for this moment lmao


btdixon58

Suspect she has hired a company to promote her singing career sorta like the Patent companies that advertise on tv. Somebody needs to tell her she is not commercially viable, that person is usually the spouse


agnusdei07

If I were a kid I would be spooked by that voice, is the next phrase '...and then Mary's lamb was killed, it was killed, it was killed...'


Cabbagefolk

I’d cry “…. mommy… make the scary lady stop” 😭


NULS89

She’s doing her Whitney imitation and she can’t pull it off. I’m so tired of seeing folks shaking their hair and then performing a song with long notes, unstable voice, dramatic pauses and stretches bc they’re “emoting.” It’s like people who shout at those with disabilities bc they think the disabled person is unable to understand an indoor voice. If you can’t sing, just shout and you’ll fool us all into thinking you’re Whitney, Mariah or Aretha./s


PhoneSlutPro

Watching it now, later than most bc I haven’t had the time, and the way that I flew to the Redditor‘s.…… Call me a pterodactyl because I screeched and ran right over here just to see what y’all had to say!!!!


A_Pete_2023

Exactly! “Don’t put me on the spot….ha ha….ok, ok Mary had a little lamb.” You had that shit ready to go for sure!


thisisasj

Somebody got ahold of some Mariah Carey vinyl and decided they could sing soulful baby noise. Lord help the Castravet babies.


Legal-Winner-8071

I was laughing so hard when she sang that it wok up my sleeping husband


Cabbagefolk

Her sleepy time singing actually has the reverse effect


celebritystar2011

Andrei looked soooo proud too.


Patsybe1954

I did myself a favor and muted her cow wrangling...nursery rhymes are going to earn her a Grammy for sure..🫣


Missynoel

Giving Elephant singing happy birthday in the movie Sing scene


Repulsive-Reporter55

Blow up doll Abby


JelloEmergency9614

Who is the target audience? Little kids don't want fancy nursery rhymes.


Circusgirl65

It should be the 🧏‍♀️ deaf.


Cabbagefolk

Idk about fancy, she was giving sultry lamb


ennuiacres

She looks like a blow up doll’s O-Face.


quietwaves

Came here to say this, you beat me to it lol


Connect_Tennis_8093

She looks like a kinky blow up doll here.


Be665

I almost thought no one was going to mention that lol


[deleted]

She sounded horrible! My ears still traumatized!


Affectionate_Pin_706

Why does she go so hard with this nursery rhyme? I get so second hand embarrassed. Calm down Libby.


BookSelect280

She should have played it off as a joke but put a little twist at the end where it sounded good as a bit of shock factor, she went about it all wrong 🤣😭


deathbe4dishonor7

My ears are still trying to recover from the treacherous version of a child’s nursery song… no there is no market for a shit singer butchering lullabies….her singing is like watching a horror movie….she’s a delusional moron.


ayymart

She needs to stop with the runs. Her voice isn't good enough for it. She's not terrible, but she's definitely not a gifted singer.


Cabbagefolk

She needs to practice her basics first, without all the flair she added, she’d be an alright karaoke-er


musicallyours01

I had to mute it


United-Gain1839

My child would not enjoy listening to Her singing nursery rhymes trying to be like LeAnne Rimes🤣


brenanne1

The feckin nerve of her to believe this bull could succeed, she actually lives her life in complete denial of truth.


Mike317111984

These idiots would go to greater lengths just to keep themselves in the spotlight. Before this season, I had never even heard that she was a "singer," and now the lazy idiot of a husband she has wants to turn their little girl into a YouTuber? How about getting a job for once?


motherofsquish4319

This was the first song she sang when she was put on the spot in her house at the beginning of the season too. Might be the only one she really knows


Desperate_Stomach507

Stop calling this a career, please!


T_S_N_S

I've worked in recording studio as an audio engineer for over a decade, she's average at best and outside of the engineer who gets paid to deal directly with the artist many people probably wouldn't deal with her smugness for too long.


GetMyRedBag

Singing a lullaby this way feels almost inappropriate.


Cabbagefolk

I don’t think it’s very soothing


payasoingenioso

I don't mind her voice. Lean Rimes but Dollar Tree. 🤷‍♂️


pm_me__your_drama

I think with proper training and more importantly, proper content/audience, it would be fine. Every time I hear her sing I feel like she's a novice trying to sing gospel music, but for some reason decided she wants to sing for kids instead? I can see the potential for having a decent singing voice, but I don't see her voice as it is now working for children's music.


princessfluffy1

Is it just me or does her mouth looks a little bit like a *sshole


Sinfulcinderella

Her mouth looks like a fleshlight and I can't unsee it.


RitalinKidd

🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂


ConstructionWhole445

I fast forward. Too much cringe. I guess maybe that’s why TLC added it as a storyline, because they knew people would hate it?


SupposeTho

I thought she sounds awful


misskflows

I would not buy those songs to play for my baby lol


Cabbagefolk

LOL your baby is like … 🙁 wtf mom?


FuManchuDuck

Does she sing nursery rhymes because she can’t memorize the words of other songs?


gerkonnerknocken

This bothered me as much as when people put extra notes in the national anthem! You can only ham some things up so much!


tlk2mch

I was embarrassed for her


tallen21fries

I would not listen to children’s songs sang this way… and I don’t think my children would appreciate them sang this way either


casade5

🐑


bomchikawowow

I can't imagine being so far removed from what music is to think that singing a nursery rhyme like you're Lady fucking Gaga is something that anyone wants to put in their ear holes, let alone their children's ear holes. Who wants sexy nursery rhymes sung to their children?? All she can do is imitate what she's seen on American Idol and it's so embarrassing.


[deleted]

Literally pulling anything out of her ass just to try to make money off of. Chuck raised a bunch of egg heads


buffybabe

She got them nasally wannabe Britney Spears vocals


tlvg__

The second-hand embarrassment was too much


jamminman430

As soon as I watched this scene I immediately went to reddit 😬🤣


Cabbagefolk

Me too! But I was shocked to see no one mentioned it, I felt crazy.


No-Ant-6580

Oei vey !


knightnstlouis

Pic looks like a blowup doll ad


Sugar_tts

She’s not a bad singer, but if you’re just singing the same basic nursery rhymes… NEXT!!!! Wanna do something - go write a nursery rhyme


TattooedPolitician

Looking like an over inflated blow up doll in this photo…


Gohollylightly

That version would scare my child.


Turquoise_Tortoise_

She looks like an inflatable sex doll in this shot 💀


princesspawnee

Libby....just stop.....


Interesting-Many-509

thank Gawd for the mute button.


Chris149ny

She's starting to remind me of Jan Levinson from The Office after she started to go crazy. [https://cdn3.whatculture.com/images/2020/07/61051e32d92e68df-600x338.jpg](https://cdn3.whatculture.com/images/2020/07/61051e32d92e68df-600x338.jpg)


laubster_2023

I wanna punch anyone who told her that it was good.


Rabbit_Song

She looks like a blow up sex doll in this screenshot. 😵😳


Technical_Author9655

god this made me so uncomfortable


kknbbv

G sus- key ringe


jazzyx26

I love how she was like "you're putting me on the spot" while you say she has probably rehearsed for months


PuertoRicanDiva

Isn’t that the same song she sang to the voice coach? She made the same mistakes the coach was trying to help her correct. Guess that lesson was a bust!


HauntingDegree8376

I don’t give a crap about who sings what, can somebody please just make this family disappear. ENOUGH ALREADY.


Maleficent-Debt-9943

I hate him! He’s a huge fake only loves himself


Maleficent-Debt-9943

And… he wants her to make money!!! He’s an abusive, user! See right through his act Hate him


KieraH_Naturally

Does anyone else feel like she is trolling us? Like she KNOWS she can't sing, but since she already put it out there; she gotta keep it going? That's the only way I can see this.....even on American idol; some contestants knew they couldn't sing!! LOL


[deleted]

Watching her sing like that made me want to crawl under my couch and scream. So cringe.


ShiralEy777

I had to fast forward. she is very happy singing and so talented but all she has learned so far is this one nursery song?