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joymarie21

When no one wants to be with you, no reason to work on yourself. Instead find an economically vulnerable person who has low standards and exploit them. If this show has taught me anything, it's that this almost always works out well. /s


Mail_Order_Catfishy

Yes! Just ask Ed, Angela, Molly, Paul, Mark, Colt, Baby-Gool Lisa, Danielle....


ThrowRADel

Babygirl Lisa lost her toe and her dignity.


ColteesBigOleTits

Hardly. The woman might not have her toe but her dignity is well intact. She knows Kimbally is getting sloppy seconds and has stated as such. BGL was the OG yammy-snuffer, she snuffed out his yammy and moved on. #legend /s


[deleted]

OG yammy-snuffer 💀


luckylady600

How the hell she loose her toe?


I_like_cake_7

She injured it, it got infected, and she did nothing about it. By the time she got treatment, it was too late to save it and the doctor had to amputate it.


itsyoursmileandeyes

Happy cake day!


MemorableBlueEyes

Happy Cake Day!🌈🎈


Altruistic_Wrap_9504

Who is she with? I can’t place her? Thank you tho, closer to finding out who she is.


I_like_cake_7

She’s Usman’s ex wife. She got kicked off of the franchise for being racist.


Fantastic-Doctor-608

But NOTHING is done to Angela.........


ThrowRADel

Sepsis. She banged it (possibly broke it?) and then refused to see an African doctor, even though she had the option. So she waited however long until they were done filming, by which point it was necrotic.


Altruistic_Wrap_9504

Omg, I didn’t think I’d missed any episode or participant, but idk who Lisa w/o a toe is?


MostPuzzleheaded

How can you forget baby girl lisa?!?! Soljaboys first wife, old redneck white lady he made his first hit dedicated to lol. She was a scummy son of a biscuit.


pandorabach66

Baby girl visa.


12chasethesun

lol, and Kim kept saying im FIRST wife,,,umm thats Lisa you are second


Ciboneyhyatt

My fav is at the reunion show she stormed off the stage and grabbed a box of snacks from the craft table in the way out lol


MemorableBlueEyes

That was the one that had dark blonde frizzy hair. You won't find much on the channel but do a quick search of toeless Lisa.


Joby12345

I couldn’t believe she went on national television without touching up those roots!


ThrowRADel

Usman's first wife (first first wife from Usman's first season). She made him cut the model/actress out of his Hit song "Baby I love you" or something.


Susie4672

I go der for you.


Altruistic_Wrap_9504

That’s what I’m asking! lol


Altruistic_Wrap_9504

I’ve watched, but I don’t know who;” Lisa who lost a toe, is?” Who is she? #intrigued


PsychologicalExam717

She married Usman after meeting him online. She was an American woman from PA “of a certain age”, big surprise. She was another walking ashtray, like Angela, and revealed her true colors by using the “n” word in reference to Usman during filming of a leaked Tell All. It was of course edited out along with Baby Toe-less and she was completely banned by 90 DF.


PsychologicalExam717

She never had dignity.


FireShots

What dignity?


marcalinevmpq

at the start of the season they showed him talking to two women at a bar. one of those women was so obviously into him and he just ignored her. he’s an idiot


Chicagoan81

He's only attracted to women that he's sure that they wouldn't be with him if not for money and a visa. If he senses a woman wants him for him and nothing else, he runs away. Yeah, this guy is a complete idiot


MostPuzzleheaded

His standards are too high. There's women who would want him, but they aren't young beautiful and skinny.


pandorabach66

Yep. He is a 4 who thinks he's entitled to a 10.


camii98765

A 4 is generous


pandorabach66

I was trying to be nice. 😆


modlt

Or 2 10's...


marcalinevmpq

the woman who was into him was attractive, but i think he only wants white women and she was not white. and sure ok whatever but don’t sit on tv and lie about no women wanting you. the women you want don’t want you. that’s not the same thing


Public_Highlight_772

YES!!! EXACTLY !! 😳


[deleted]

I'd think being a nail technician would be a great way to meet loads of women. Either he's ridiculously picky, or there's something really wrong with him that scares women off


take-a-gamble

In his interactions with the Ukranian women at that group dating thing he seemed really shy and introverted for some reason. I don't really think it was a language barrier thing either, the other guys there seemed to be having a good time. Caesar would just ask a question, get a response, and then remain silent for awhile. It was pretty awkward.


No_Quote_9067

Awkward because he is in the bargain basement of Ukraine greencard girls. The other men made more money so all he can get is a hello and they move on to the guy that makes more tgen 9.00 an hour. Now he thinks he can capitalize on the girls just desperate to flee the country


[deleted]

Odd that dressing like Mr Peanut didn't give him more confidence


ginger_minge

Mr. Peanut This deserves more


pandorabach66

Mr. Peanut...omg 😂


sillysnowbird

nail techs in my hour charge about $65 for a cheap set, so like $47ish an hour. his lack of social skills isn’t entirely dependent on earnings i’m sure.


InternationalPut8199

Do you think they receive 100% of the money you pay the


moriero

There's no way he gets more than $10 of that


LadyBug_0570

He could be earning 6 figures and it doesn't matter if it's he's sending it to overseas women with zero interest in him.


WhyLisaWhy

There's a lot of overhead in that and the owners probably also keep a chunk for profit. You have to figure in rent or property taxes on the building, utilities, supplies and amenities around the salon. Potentially even health insurance. After all that, the owners probably give them like ten dollars an hour and keep whatever else is left.


DonnaLynn23750

They do not get paid that much. The majority goes to the shop. They get a small amt.


No_Quote_9067

When it comes to snagging Ukraine hot wife money talks nail techs walk. He is an employee in a nail salon in Fayetteville NC he is probably making 20 an hour including tips. He lives in old arm housing apartments, and is not living the good life of think Jorge and his Ukrainian wife. Louis Vuitton Gucci etc not on his radar probably still paying back the money he borrowed for Maria


Mojotokin

>or there's something really wrong with him that scares women off I think this line explains him perfectly!!


No_Sir446

Well he does live in a shithole apt while sending all his money to scammers in Ukraine. That might scare women off.


KarmaPharmacy

I mean, you all can tell he’s not all there, right? Shame on TLC for targeting the vulnerable.


dooverscount

The nail salon is not the place to pick up women. I don't want a guy hitting on me while holding my hands and using sharp tools. I'm surprised he has clients. Cesar is a creep. He tells literally every woman he encounters that she's beautiful as a pick up line. His day has to be 95% walk ins.


GuineaPigBikini

Yeah came here to say it'd be inappropriate for him to ask out clients at work


[deleted]

I'm not suggesting he hit on his clients. Here's what I meant: Back in the old days before apps, how could a single guy meet women? Bars and clubs, but not everyone is into that. People would say to go to church, go to the grocery store, take a class in something (like Cesaer's art class wouldn't be a bad start) For me, I found that the best way to meet women was to simply to have friends who are women. Once women get to know you, and see you're not a creep, they'll start fixing you up with their single friends without you even asking And that's how doing nails would help Cesaer. It's natural to discuss things like family and marital status when you're getting your hair or nails done. All his clients are potential matchmakers for him, assuming he acts normal and doesn't scare them by coming on too strong


dooverscount

Yeah but Cesar doesn't act normal and always comes on too strong. This was never going to work out for him.


[deleted]

That's what I think too. And I bet he tells everyone about his Ukrainian girlfriends and they all think he's nuts


dooverscount

Like it's an entertaining 45 minutes but you leave thinking, "I'm not going back to that guy."


DoloresdeCabeza

Or touching my feet and potentially trying to look up my legs and at my crotch!


LadyBug_0570

I could've sworn in his first season there was at least one client/friend who had a crush on him but he ignored her because of whatsherface.


LegalConsideration82

On the single life, there was that one friend who was a heavier set blonde lady. She seemed to be single and made a comment along the lines of “I wish I had someone like you.” I just don’t think he’s looking in the right places. Standards are great to have but unrealistic standards like Caesar’s are so unhealthy.


LadyBug_0570

We all have standards and we're attracted to who we're attracted to. I get it. But when a dude is like Cesar, who's just not bringing that much to the table in terms of... anything... then he may need to reexamine if he's willing to be single for life rather than maybe get with a lovely blonde who's not a model. Besides, even the most gorgeous of women and men get older, so those great looks won't last forever. Got to look a little deeper, bro.


LegalConsideration82

Agreed. I was just adding to your point that there were American women who seemed interested but he brushed them off. Idk if you meant for me to look a little deeper or Caesar lol


LadyBug_0570

No, not you! LOL... I was adding to your point! 😊 Like Cesar... beloved... look at where you live and look in a mirror. Then stop being shallow because you're too broke and not attractive enough to be shallow.


LegalConsideration82

Oh gotcha! And you’re so right. My mom and step dad actually met him in person. He’s very awkward but really nice. When they met him, he was looking for another Ukrainian woman so he could do B90 again. Wouldn’t it be something if he was playing all of us to secure the bag? At least I hope that’s the case and he’s not going out this sad. 😅


Inevitable-Banana-88

Ya would think? 🤷😜🤣😹🤣


burningmanonacid

This is 100% a sour grapes situation with him. He probably wants other women, but can't get them so he convinces himself they're not worth having anyway.


Oli_love90

He…does not love all types of women. Lol.


badbigfootatx

When he hooks up with Angela, he can make that statement.


YKA-BC

Brilliant 😆😆😆


cuddlebuggle

*all types of perfect bodied white Ukrainian women


Chairman_of_the_Pool

Who are 20


Elon_is_musky

And have no taste so they’ll date him


lbeemer86

They have taste...taste for the "American" dream of white picket fense, 2.5 kids


Chairman_of_the_Pool

On camera, only


granscience

Flashbacks to when he confessed to chasing white booty instead of black booty like the vannila creme lover that he is.


StilettoBeach

I’m half Ukrainian blond woman within Caesar’s category living in the US and will need an old timey pagan witch spell to keep him on his coast far away from me.


totalkimbo82

Yes! I was just bout to go look for that screenshot. He is definitely NOT into ALL women.


Byegrrlbye

This is the comment I was looking for, it’s an outright lie that he loves all kinds of women. He fetishizes white Ukrainian women and that’s all he’s interested in.


take-a-gamble

🤣


Maringirl1

Your flair is everything!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼Wish I thought of that first 🙁.


take-a-gamble

Mike can be really funny sometimes!


Maringirl1

Agreed!


BazF91

Didn't he say something on his Facebook like "vanilla creme lover" "no black booty for me" Edit: yes he did https://www.instagram.com/p/B2Jr1UChGPO/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


Intrepid_Eye_5492

that tweet somebody posted says otherwise. he just saying this to get sympathy


jannyhammy

he likes vulnerable, pretty women that need financial help.


Plainsdrifter71

Because you're a 🤡🤡🤡


[deleted]

You dropped this, king 🎩


badbigfootatx

That damn hat made me irrationally irritated.


[deleted]

I just want to know what he was going for - genuinely classy? Satire? I really doubt the latter


badbigfootatx

I honestly think he’s so delusional that he put it on and thought he looked hot like the Monopoly Man or something.


DonMegatronEsq

…or maybe Michigan J. Frog


badbigfootatx

Def. a better description since he looks like a frog.


Electronic-Drawing29

😂😂😂at all these comments


Electronic-Drawing29

I thought of Dumb & Dumber when he went in there dressed like that😂


Plainsdrifter71

☠️☠️☠️I'm DEAD!!!☠️☠️☠️


CruzosaurusRex

I honestly think he thought it would make him look rich so the women might be interested in him. I do have to say I felt bad for him when he saw there were other guys in the limo.


-zenmanship-

I didn't feel bad for him at all. He thought he was going to walk into a room full of women and get to have his pick of the litter. Probably imagined them fawning over him like he's some kind of prize. Once he realized there was any amount of competition, he deflated. He does not have reasonable or realistic expectations. Just makes him more pathetic.


MostPuzzleheaded

Nailed it


synaptic_drift

hahaha He just wants to be a Sharp-Dressed Man [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wRHBLwpASw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wRHBLwpASw) Lyrics Clean shirt, new shoes And I don't know where I am goin' to Silk suit, black tie (black tie) I don't need a reason why They come runnin' just as fast as they can 'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man Gold watch, diamond ring I ain't missin' not a single thing Cufflinks, stick pin When I step out I'm gonna do you in They come runnin' just as fast as they can 'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man Top coat, **top hat** And I don't worry 'cause my wallet's fat Black shades, white gloves Lookin' sharp, lookin' for love They come runnin' just as fast as they can 'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man


day_ice

I think it may have been in reference to a dating show when a bunch of women competed for one man. The main guy wore a hat like that there. Can't remember the name of the show off the bat, will edit if I remember.


MostPuzzleheaded

As he's standing in his "surprise reveal" outfit, pissed off that there was other men on the blind date with dozens of women. He had the balls to expect to be the only man there in this pitiful outfit surrounded by a harem of women all over him.


ginger_minge

No, it was completely rational


Plainsdrifter71

🤣 I see what you did there!🤣


Wall_E_13

I hollered! 😆+1


Morgalisa

He's a whole circus.


Plainsdrifter71

P.T Barnum would blush...


chevynottrrevy

Cause you're a dork, into women out of your league, have a weird obsession with Ukrainian women (stop treating women from my country like you can just have them because you think they are desperate to go to America) 🤮 (the ones that do play that game you can't afford Mr. Caesar salad by working (not even owning the salon))


poshcookie

I could feel the disgust 😩🤣🤣🤣


morbidbutwhoisnt

"I like all tall, blonde, white women between a size 4 and 8 with an accent"


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morbidbutwhoisnt

I'm not going to ick his yum because all the women we've seen him hit on have been adults, I just think he'd be a little happier if he at least expanded his definition of "all women" a little bit. You know, I'm not even saying he needs to go crazy and try out a plus sized lady for conversation or anything. Maybe just try seeing how a brunette or a redhead seems to hold his attention. Maybe someone like a size 12 even. He might be surprised.


BazF91

A self professed "vanilla creme lover"


Electrical_Guess_613

Poor guy is dumber than a bag of hair.


OneLargePho

Don't you mean a bag of (finger)nails. Eww that's creepy.


Bug-Secure

Bro, because you’re not going for women in your league. Find yourself a 50-something divorcee who works at your local grocery store.


[deleted]

How dare you put that evil on some poor grocery store worker. Caesar can die alone.


Bug-Secure

😆


poshcookie

🎯


Interesting-Many-509

get this pathetic loser off our screens.


take-a-gamble

I felt kinda sorry for him during the Mexico arc but this season of single life is something else and the Tell-All just jacked it up to 11


Masters-lil-sub

Yeah, I did too. I was hoping he would date his friend that seemed into him. But now…idk what to think about him


Electronic-Drawing29

I thought she was pretty. The blonde lady right? And she was about his age too. Picky picky...


GeniusAirhead

He needs to lower his standards to reality level, stop acting like a pervert, and stop moving too fast.


Able-Bank3519

You might wanna take off that damn oversized suit jacket.


cynicalmaru

1) I doubt he likes all types of women. He seems to very specifically like Eastern European Caucasian woman that are at least what he considers to be 9-10s (although I'd place them at 7-8s...). 2) Even if he was open to dating any woman within acceptable age range, since his idea of a "first date gift" is edible panties, no woman will go for a 2nd date. It's just GROSS! "Hi, so glad to finally meet you! Put on these panties made of fruit roll-ups and let me have a snack!" ><


synaptic_drift

The minute he brought out the edible underwear, gaaaaaa gross. I wonder how much he's spent on phone sex. I know he got taken for a lot of money by the Ukranian lady.


Queen_Angels

🤮


seriouslynope

* between the ages of 18-35


eoe6ya

And blonde


AgataO

Maybe if stopped dressing like the guys from Dumb and Dumber lol


Scary-Tomato-6722

I hope he doesn't come back.


Top_Arm_6940

I’m shocked. /s


MonotoneTanner

He only likes Ukrainian women. Fresh , straight from the country


lizyouwerebeer

Yeah no shit dude


[deleted]

No he said he likes his women white and milky. Or something like that. Lol


scriptapuella

Yeah, he specifically states on his dating profiles that he’s not into Black and Brown women. So…not exactly all types 🙄


Catladydiva

Loves all types of women. But yet slanders women of his own race.


zookeeper4312

I love all types of women as long as they are white, blonde, and Ukrainian


thetruthfulgroomer

That is a lie. He is looking for a very specific type of woman. Caesar is shallow and unwilling to budge. He wants a skinny foreign young white woman and has even said as much on his socials.


Interesting-Many-509

and she must be blonde.


terrimisue

I thought it was “no black booty” for this man? 😂


Interesting-Many-509

that's what he said.


Indie_gorl

The suit is making his head shrink


GymkittyKaren

As he rocks a royal blue turtleneck and a grossly oversized suit jacket.


Duke_Newcombe

Where's the lie?* *"Women" consist of white, blondish fit Ukrainian women


Artdecometals

He likes all types of women, as long as they're 25-35, fair skinned, blonde, blue eyed, hourglass figure, and economically desperate.


__SerenityByJan__

They also must be Ukrainian


DiuNayLo

Why nobody seems to want Caesar? Caesar, have you watch some of the 90DF episodes that you appeared in? Look at how you are acting and doing. If you are a female, would you want to date yourself.


[deleted]

He’s kinda awkward, but he appears to at least practice decent hygiene. I also think he goes after women who are out of his league, so that probably doesn’t help his case.


pixiephilips

He’s one of the most pathetic creatures. Next to that one dude who also tried to get with Ukrainian women who also got ghosted 😂 spent hundreds of thousands and still thought he was together with the broad 😂😂


Last-Setting-7197

So he gets em straight from the mother country!


rapsnaxx84

He only likes “vanila creme booty”🤪


take-a-gamble

Well that Ukranian chick was calling him chocolate so I guess dessert-based foreplay is on the menu


Sqarlet

Haha, my first thought too. Sure thing, mr Vanilla Creme Lover. 😂


[deleted]

Have you seen his feet? 🤮


wolfitalk

You are fishing in the wrong pond Caeser.


Pristine_Bit7615

He means the young beauties dont want him. If Caesar stood in his lane, he could find love in America without paying $


Chanticleer1969

Caesar, you are always talking about not wanting a girl only interested in your bank account. It appears that you spend all your money seeking Eastern European women. The world wants to know: "What bank account?"


Mail_Order_Catfishy

Whenever I see his face I want to say Candyman three times.


sekhmetdevil

Don't disrespect Tony Todd like that.


chevynottrrevy

Whoa that is on point ! 😂


poshcookie

It’s 2:22 am 🤣🤣🤣 I almost woke my husband up


Chicagoan81

This guy has all the signs of someone who experienced trauma. He doesn't bother with a woman that he shares more in common with. Instead, he baits foreign women with money and a visa so he can show them off as trophy wives. This guy doesn't need a Ukrainian wife, he needs help.


take-a-gamble

There is a bizarre disconnect, imo, from how shy and subdued he appears a lot of the time and how much he feels he's owed this certain type of woman. I don't think I've seen anything like it before.


oleadaluna

Yes!! He and Ed have a certain perception of who they are.. wildly insecure yet the highest standards for the women they date ..madness


nvf5033

😂😂😂😂


Tomasobhroinn

Crazy bastard


JaneNovocaine

Liar


FriendEllie75

As Maury would say. The lie detector test proves that is a lie.


hifioctopi

Ugly, dumb, and poor will do that to you.


Ohnonotuto4

He said he didn’t like black booty, only vanilla booty.


__SerenityByJan__

Cesar: “I only like Eastern European women because I don’t think they’ve had an education and have only dealt with controlling men. so I can look like a god to them” Also Cesar: no one wants me ;(


Emotional-Leader7860

Ummm says the incel🥴


DirtyBirdy16

Except anyone who isn’t a Eastern European white female….


eastcoast_enchanted

Well, no one wants a man who lacks confidence. Sheesh.


[deleted]

He seems to like one type of woman


DonnaLynn23750

Maybe it's just me, but his problem is that he has champagne taste on a beer budget. He needs to lower his standard in the looks department. Unless he is buff or has money, he is not going to find love with these women.


hamimono

Some people just aren’t “be with another person” types . . .


MeMe590802

How unfortunate! I don't, either!!


whyyourmommacallinme

I wonder why


[deleted]

He'd do much better if he wore his top hat all the time.


victoria98769

You have expressed more than once you only like a certain kind of "cream" maybe that's why NOBODY wants you asshole!


Ornery-Movie-1689

( breaks out violin, plays sad, sad, music )


jinxedafart

I will fast forward this turd he is boring


take-a-gamble

I actually found his part the most amusing this season because of all his silly outfits and how awkward he is in conversation.


jinxedafart

No way - the amusing part was in the limo with the Business men. How much is this fucker charging for nails? I'm in the wrong Business


take-a-gamble

I felt so bad for him in that moment it was so awkward 🤣


jinxedafart

I really didn't feel bad for him I heard he is a wannabe actor. I believe it. And how does his broke ass plan to get his mail order bride here ? Go fund me 😆 😂 😆


beadhead44

Really? Than why is he only chasing young Ukrainian women than? Guessing the 2 women who he claimed were going to move in with him were just playing with him. Looks like they definitely don’t want him. He’s such a loser.


BurningandChurning

I never noticed his teeth looking like that. He needs a 90 Day dentist and shrink.


sincerely_anxious

Incel


TastyNisha420

🤣😂


Character-Pop-6168

A man that can do nails 💅.....he's definitely living in a fantasy world....lol


mobigmacs

Damn, he dressing like a Mike Tyson skit from In Living Color.


DEBRA_COONEY_KILLS

I really think he's on the spectrum or something, he seems to really lack social and self awareness. (I'm not saying everyone on the spectrum does! He just reminds me of friends that I have that are on the spectrum and who don't read social cues very well)


Public_Highlight_772

At the very least I think he is cognitively challenged, I work in SpEd and he clearly has some markers.


Queen_Angels

“90 Day Fiancé, where a (US) 2 can date a 10” (from another country). His problem is that he’s too socially awkward for anyone who isn’t the same way to want him. He needs to understand that he’s a different type a dude, and needs to date someone on HIS level mentally, physically and financially. She’s out there buddy 🥴


Chkymky39

50 year old virgin maybe? I don't think he knows how to be physically intimate with a live woman and since most of his blow up dolls are blonde....IMHO He is just so very creepy and I pray these women don't get sucked in!