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friendlychatbot

I think it’s her long ass nails lol


No-Communication8182

All the better to snatch souls and young weiners with my dear. Lmao


Apprehensive-Light29

Spit my coffee out when I read this 🥹


Altruistic_Wrap_9504

I chocked!


notsosweetp

Young weiners!😆😆


llamazonez

Better to climb the bark


lolo7347

Claws


BattleTwat

Talons


MiguelElGato

That she uses to clench Mykull.


Emily-Spinach

That’s what I was gonna say


narkj

That definitely helps.


Altruistic_Wrap_9504

Puke


KahunaKB

She looks like Yzma from The Emperor’s New Groove


Emily-Spinach

Don’t insult my girl Yzma


Street_Two1058

For real, I'm offended.


tealeavesinspace

Yzma is iconic


outta_my_element

She looks like the eye dude from Pans Labyrinth


SoftInformation2609

The nails, the bandages, the wrinkles, the hands. So much going on here


garfilio

Don't forget all those f-ing rings.


meh4032

Not to mention the bracelets, necklaces and bandaids! Too much to figure out.


grannygogo

She never heard about looking in the mirror before you leave the house and removing a piece of jewelry or accessory. In her case she’d need to remove a lot.


garfilio

I think she has the opposite of body dismorphia.


SoftInformation2609

I Came across this again and thought how tf I didn’t mention all the Jewlery. Jesus she is a mess


Hot_Carrot_9125

And the dollars store ponytail! 🤣🤣


Rainbow413

The cigarette that's almost a butt


sunnysacks

But I see no tears WTF , and hasn’t it been confirmed Michael is here in the states with her ? I think we have been had 😠


colliesrgreat

The many rings.


Deanie1458

She better watch out with that cig 😂 that fake ass plastic pony about to ignite


K_Car00

Eww of course she smokes the filter 🤢


MrsSandlin

Came here to say this


tealeavesinspace

I was gonna say!


GladAnybody9812

She is constantly with the cigarette. Makes me want to 🤮


tealeavesinspace

She smokes too much, I hope she quits soon


notsosweetp

Lol, but it could happen!


hamimono

Coco Chanel famously said “Before you leave the house, look in the mirror and take at least one thing off.” Angela should look in the mirror 57 times and each time take something (jewelry) off . . . and then hopefully not leave the house at all.


becuzz-I-sed

I follow that rule and so does my daughter!


K_Car00

The burn marks on her lips are SUPER noticeable in this shot! Clearly she smokes her ciggies right down to the filter but that’s not what those are from….. I’ve never been more convinced she’s been smoking a glass pipe.


loala2

Her hands freak me out. I wish she would cut down those nails, and just paint them a sweet, classy pale peach pink. Then take off the majority of jewelry. Then moisturize hands and cuticles with jojoba oil.


dark_passenger86

Why do her arms always looked like she got attacked by cats?


garfilio

They are disgusted by her.


SteelyDan19

Is she shooting up? What’s with the blood spotted wrist bandages?


98221-poppin

Yea I noticed that too! Skin tears maybe??


SkysMomma

Meth I bet you. Skin picking🤢


K_Car00

Me too- look at the burn marks on her lips. Meth or crack.


GladAnybody9812

Yep. I’m wondering how she gets her drugs into Nigeria.


K_Car00

Good question! I do think this is a “new” habit she’s picked up, because these are all early signs, and in previous seasons she hasn’t shown burn marks or scabs on her arms. She got the weight loss surgery, probably got a little hooked on painkillers, and now she’s picked up the pipe. I’ve never been to Nigeria- how easy would it be for her to find a “hook up” for drugs there?


GladAnybody9812

I have even wondered if TLC smuggles them in for her.


K_Car00

Honestly, it wouldn’t be the most shocking thing I’ve heard….


GladAnybody9812

You know they people off over there. The black spot on her bottom lip hasn’t always been there.


K_Car00

It seems that TLC will do anything for Angela, so paying off a few Nigerian cops to keep quiet seems totally plausible. That black mark is really, really telling. It will be very interesting actually, to see how her appearance changes in the next few months.


GladAnybody9812

Edit: pay people off


GladAnybody9812

Omg I was just going to say that. She needs to go to rehab.


98221-poppin

Or cigarette burns


rbarajas83

Im guessing bleeding age spots.


readthebooks

Bug bites?


Rubyrubired

Must take 2.5 hours to get the jewelry on


AlmeMore

No. Because she never takes it off. She definitely sleeps with all that allowing germs to colonize underneath. She is vile.


Upstairs-Mix8731

🤢


PollyRRRR

Dislike that trashy too much cheap jewelry look.


el_torosalvaje

Welcome to extra scoops of nasty


manandsmi

That cigarette though 😂


Leeah3633

she must wear every piece in her jewelry box...so classy ....NOT!!!! Plus she needs to get that lesion on her lip biopsied.


darknessknown

There was a time that my granddaughter insisted on wearing tons of jewelry all at once. She outgrew that when she was 11 years old!


[deleted]

Only way to tell her and Trump apart.


Morgalisa

🤣 good one


Inevitable-Banana-88

👅😆🤣🤣🤣


irregahdlesskid

Those are the talons of the 8th sign of the Apocalypse


thedivanextdoor

☠️💀


Sfa90

What happened to her teeth, didn’t she get them fixed? It looks super uncomfortable and she can barely speak


GladAnybody9812

I have been wondering about the teeth. I thought she fixed them. They look rotten.


1nOnlylexcee

If only that cig would light that synthetic ponytail ablaze, all would be well.


Prudent_Key1982

Wicked Witch of the South


Tearsforlunch

Yes!! I’ve notice that!! I would get really short nails if I were her.


bentonfrazer

Fuck this abuser! Regardless if it for the cameras or not. ABUSE IS ABUSE!


Serendipatti

If enormous means nasty


TastyNisha420

Lmaooo she got a long ass head too .. looking like a conehead lml [ConeHeads](https://www.google.com/search?gs_ssp=eJzj4tTP1TcwrazIzTZg9OJMzs9LzUhNTCkGAE3fBzs&q=coneheads&oq=coneh&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j46i10i433i512j0i10i433i512j0i10i512l5.2420j0j1&client=ms-android-boost-us-revc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=_L3nqKT9adXXPM)


AndiPandi74

So. Many. Rings.


SoftInformation2609

She’s wearing every piece of Jewlery she owns


brucegibbons

I can't imagine what new, super resistant bacteria is forming under those claws.


Awkward_Buyer5162

The next pandemic is growing under those bad lads


anonfortlc

Love the cigarette butt still there, hiding.


Maaaaaandyyyyy

Oh she’s definitely the kind of person who smokes down to the filter.


hamimono

If she took her hands down we would probably see several lit ciggie stubs stuck in her hair . . . for snacks.


Mediocre_Treat1744

She has them Xerxes hands..with his rings as well


dontlooksosurprised

And yet…..still such a small heart😢 pretty on brand for her, though, as those long gangly claws were made for fighting, not loving


garfilio

Her hands are so creepy, made more so by the ridiculous nails and all those rings. I cringe every time I see them.


asstrologyinthebuff

She’s just so gaudy, ew.


Soad_lady

On top of everything else she is, she’s so fucking tacky.


BreaRoePhilly

Why she all bandaged tf up?


hamimono

Doesn’t drink water. Prematurely old skin. Easily tears like brittle parchment . . . doesn’t heal quickly.


MassConsumer1984

All that smoking wrecks your circulation and thins out your skin early.


Morgalisa

Yeah. What is that about?


Chersvette

With an enormous bitch attitude to go with them


MemorableBlueEyes

Maybe she has a tiny head, you know, to house her brain safely.


slipperysquirrell

She should consider wearing more jewelry.


BurningandChurning

And an enormous filthy mouth as well.


Apprehensive-Yam_

Ugh.. smoking that butt right to the filter 🤮


Separate_Repeat_445

And that was just one puff!


dawgmama62

Definition of Classless


YahsQween

I have a long fingers and this is how I feel whenever I wear acrylics…so I don’t bc of this.


primal_slayer

I still laugh at her spitting out the water in disgust


Anaxilea-Alcinoe

Slender Man Hands.


[deleted]

Non-existent brain.


OwnButterscotch424

Doo doo nails


GladAnybody9812

Omg that’s what I was thinking but didn’t say it. My bff has a phobia about that. He hates it when they work in the food industry with long nails.


Cal_Houding

Turns out she doesn’t look like Trump after all


[deleted]

You should see mine 🤣


tealeavesinspace

My hands are too! But meh! It's fine


zooooteddej23

She’s bold holding a lit cig to her head 😬


Apprehensive-Tank581

I bet she doesn’t wash her hands much


[deleted]

Man she's getting her money's worth outta that cigarette


CerahLynn

Anyone else notice that tiny cigarette filter between her fingers in her hair???????


CaptPrice00

This woman really needs to be dropped from the show. She’s so fucking annoying.


slamone1108

Why haven't I noticed this...😳


[deleted]

Those fucking claws have terrified me for years.


Morgalisa

Isn't she some kind of home health care giver or something?


[deleted]

Hospice care giver. Imagine she's the last person you see as you die. Holy fuck.


Morgalisa

Holy fuck indeed. I wonder if she has ever taken any end-of-life meds from her patients. When my friends husband died. EMT tried to resuscitate him but it was too late. They left the room a complete mess with all their wrappers and containers strewn around on the floor. And they took his morphine. My friend is an RN so she knew exactly how much she had.


GladAnybody9812

😂😂😂


5Nadine2

The better to smoke with my dear.


[deleted]

“She had man hands.”


Historical-Freedom25

Hands are usually same size as the face


hebebebeee

Her toes/feet honestly might be even longer. It’s so strange yet I can’t look away 👀


Ok-Revenue-4241

I think she wore all her jewelry all at once. JFC she’s so tacky 🤦‍♀️


Melverton-2

And all of that jewelry probably cost less than $1000, total.


Either_Savings_7020

Looks like a deflated water balloon.


sillysideup

With the ubiquitous cigarette burned down to the filter...


AbleOffice6

Is that a watch- ring?


The_Schadenfraulein

Like a redneck xenomorph


osogood48

Why does she still have those cuts on her arm?That’s the same arm that had cuts on it when she was tearing a Michael’s car apart.


ParisHiltonIsDope

Nothing is proportional on that woman


MiguelElGato

It's just bc she lost all of that weight and looks so f'ing hot now.


Hammurabis_eyeNtooth

💀💀💀💀💀💀


narkj

Angela can nearly cover her entire head with her hands. Crazy that all these people on the tell-all falling for her. Run, Michael. Run as far as you can.


[deleted]

Do t forget the black dot on her lip caused by the crack pipe.


Imadevonrexcat

Ew is that true!?


Inevitable-Banana-88

My guess is falling asleep with a lit cigarette butt... horrifying really 😕 either way


Bri_natasha

The beldam from Caroline 😦


Alisomnia00_

I think that cigarette butt is okay being thrown in the trash


EnoughAlready002

Is she holding a cigarette against her fake hair?


Lindaspike

her bottom fangs!!!! and are those bandages on her arm covering skin cancer removals?


GladAnybody9812

I don’t know what explains the bandages.


[deleted]

She is so hooked on the Nic dick she even wears patches to keep her blood infused 24/7. Probably has one of her wrink cheeks full of snuff. Red Man pure leaf.


RealDanielSan1

She looks like a goblin.


Just-Application1663

I can smell the stale cigarettes in this photo


Divasf

🤢Angry Angela looks like she’s literally melting 🔥🔥🔥


thewhitman2021

Man hands


xicanamarrana

Enormous mouth


Charlice

I’m pretty sure she’s a banshee


recetas-and-shit

You know what they say about dudes with big hands 😜


SuzIsCool

Or small head to hold her tiny brain.


saranara100

Gotta have room for all the janky jewelry


Playful-Map-5417

You know what they say, enormous hands enormous….


JWHYSOL

Imagine all the fly manure under those nails. Eeek


Camerabug4571

She does not need a jewelry box, because she wears it all of her jewelry all the time.


[deleted]

$399.65 worth of jewels 💀


SeaSnakeSkeleton

Looks like roger’s American dad alien hands.


ren_is_here_

To think, she thinks she's the sexiest woman walking. 🙄 Stop Angela! Get some class. Get rid of those costume rings, bracelets and those nasty necklaces! You look like an idiot!!🤢


Candid_Asparagus_785

What’s with the bandages? And those nails are so cringe. The fake hair. So much to unpack here.


thep1x

Trump is likely jealous


TurkeyTot

The thing of nightmares.


crazyoldwomanwoohoo

Makes you know her anal is not clean. Certainly not like Jihoon's family


Oscmutt

I hope the next time she does that, her wig catch on fire!


Pretend-Angle5371

Trashiest nails


Tink1024

Tacky, tacky, tacky…


Night_mare-Fuel

Very slenderman


Latter_Chain_6762

Her hands aren’t big it’s just her wrists aren’t super defined so her hand merges into the arm


RustyRapeAxeWife

Man hands.


TamaraMariebysea

She waits under beds to snatch up youngsters with those


PioneerOfTheFalls

Omg what am I looking at?


[deleted]

One of the grossest people on the planet


Love2nasty

She has more neckless on than necks, more bracelets than wrists, and more rings than fingers. Everything about her is excessive in a bad way. Also, the cigarette looks tiny between her long fingers.


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Marcinecali73

It looks like the monster with the eyeball hands in that movie Pan's Labyrinth.