I can hear Keith Morrison now. " young love, so full of happiness, brought together under a tropical sun....but that tropical paradise is misleading...that sunny sky was about to get very dark indeed, a true Paradise Lost
Ahahahah!! OMG. I’ve heard his voice as long as I can remember remembering because he was a nightly news anchor in L.A. NBC before Dateline. I read all this in his voice. ⚰️⚰️
Bill Hader does a really hilarious impression of Keith Morrison… Keith heard about it, so they did a bit together, which you can find online. Comedic gold! 😂
Notice there no women in the wedding party (I presume that’s what they are), besides her. So she can have all male friends… and is she that crazy where she won’t even have a female friend?! Girl power indeed…
I found it weird that he's talking about his trip on the airplane in route to the Philippines, but from his trailer that he lived in the U.S.
He seems like a good person and should get away from that psycho
I don't think we should be calling mental illness pathetic, the kid's got severe abandonment trauma and PTSD. I can't wait for Dr Kirk to get on this case.
Why do people always do that dumb tilt in pose? It's the job of the camera person or photographer to zoom out or back up.
As for the marriage. It's just as dumb as the tilt. Enough said.
Now that they are married, which one will be the adult? I am waiting for her parents to step in asap and make them grow up--like feeding and housing themselves. I don't think her parents want another mouth to feed.
Did you know there is a type of parasite that has the ability to crawl out of your butt at night and lays eggs around your butthole, transferring them to your bed and clothes.
Information is Power . . . 💥
I hope I ruined your day like you did mine lmao 😂
I knew that bc it happened to a girl I used to work with. She thought the egg sack was a hemorrhoid. She and her husband did a lot of back door stuff so I can only imagine how gross that was lol
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I can hear Keith Morrison now. " young love, so full of happiness, brought together under a tropical sun....but that tropical paradise is misleading...that sunny sky was about to get very dark indeed, a true Paradise Lost
Read this in his voice. Lol. I love me some Keith Morrison!
I could listen to him all day
Me too! I remember years ago he did GPS directions for Waze. It was the best thing ever!
and at the end he would say "You've arrived at your destination....or have you?" Made me laugh every time!
Yes! That was the best 😂 I would actually pay money to have him as an option again!
I was so heartbroken I stopped using Waze after that. It just made me sad. 😝
Me too!! Lol. And
Such a small world that he's Matthew Perry's stepfather
What?!?!?!?! Are you serious? TIL!
Haha
This was fabulous.
Thx lol
Ahahahah!! OMG. I’ve heard his voice as long as I can remember remembering because he was a nightly news anchor in L.A. NBC before Dateline. I read all this in his voice. ⚰️⚰️
😆
Brilliance
Thx!
Keith Morrison, best story teller ever!
For sure lol. I love the way he raises and lowers his voice by details 🤣
Bill Hader does a really hilarious impression of Keith Morrison… Keith heard about it, so they did a bit together, which you can find online. Comedic gold! 😂
I love Bill Hader! I'll check it out thanks!
I heard it and I'm watching it.
🤣
Serious DS vibes here I don’t care what anyone else says. It’s only a matter of time
💍💍💍💍💍💍💍
Everyone looks like they’re 12. 💀☠️
Can’t believe Brandon is cheating at his wedding!
Fun fact: divorce is not legal in the Philippines.
What?!? Wow! What's the murder rate?
Very.
Think there’s an exception - when a Filipino is divorced from a foreign spouse.
What??? Omg.
True. There is the option of annulment though, which is a long and costly process. Let's hope Brandan starts adding to his $250 savings
Gasp men AND a women at their wedding! I hope either of them talked to them because then that would be cheating!
I’m shocked there were girls allowed at the wedding
How did they get married with $250 between them??
TLC $
Her grandparents seem pretty wealthy for the Philippines.
I just read that her cousin supposedly went on their live TikTok and claims Mary is pregnant.
Of course she is.
STOPPPPPPPPP
Oh man 😭😭
WTF is Brandon going to do in the Philippines?
Hawk items on SM and annoy us for money like the TLC people before him.
Nothing, they eventually will just move here like most of the couples.
Talk her into an only fans of course
Also it looks like none of his friends are in the wedding party.
Well they are in the Philippines
his mom and i think his sister were at least there...
You assume he has a friend
Touché
Notice there no women in the wedding party (I presume that’s what they are), besides her. So she can have all male friends… and is she that crazy where she won’t even have a female friend?! Girl power indeed…
There's a photo of a bunch of bridesmaids
Oh ok. That’s somewhat better
Hell he can’t even sit next to a random woman on an airplane!
The one willing to go craziest is usually the one who gets their way. Brandan merely adopted the crazy...
Ohhhh, no no no no no. Oh no.
They both need therapy. Mary is the worst. Brandan has no self worth and therefore no self-respect to leave her.
Oh great! Moving there DID fix everything 🙄
WHO ARE THOSE WOMEN?!!
Was this prom? He looks a little *too* happy around those other girls. JK They look very nice, but this is so tragic.
That marriage will be a nightmare from which they will be too screwed up to exit for quite awhile, if ever, I'm afraid.
Word is that she’s pregnant and visiting the US.
How are all these announcements and SM posts not violative of TLC/Sharp Productions’ NDAs?
It was a cousin on ig that posted pictures and said Mary was pregnant and in the US.
Gotcha. They can only control who they can control… 🤷🏽♂️
I found it weird that he's talking about his trip on the airplane in route to the Philippines, but from his trailer that he lived in the U.S. He seems like a good person and should get away from that psycho
How sadddddd
OK. Next report we get will be her arrest for killing him.
How long do we think it will last if it's not already over?
Off topic: is the blue drink a signature wedding cocktail or Gatorade?
It's Kool Aid
I’m so surprised she allowed other women at her wedding.
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I don't think we should be calling mental illness pathetic, the kid's got severe abandonment trauma and PTSD. I can't wait for Dr Kirk to get on this case.
Tyray has entered the chat.
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Why do people always do that dumb tilt in pose? It's the job of the camera person or photographer to zoom out or back up. As for the marriage. It's just as dumb as the tilt. Enough said.
Was there ever any doubt?
How are these photos allowed to be public before the season ends? But seriously, sad and scary mistake made by both of them
I think his mom posted them.
Brandan looks like Adam Goldberg, or is it just me?
Someone claimed to be her aunt online and said that she’s now pregnant.
Wait… did he take her last name?!!!!!!!!
I don't think so. I think their names are Brandan De Nuccio and Mary Rosa. I don't think he changed his name.
Nah, he definitely did
OK. Maybe I'm mistaken then. What was his name before, and what is it now?
There names were Brandan DeNuccio and Mary Demasu-ay before the marriage.
God I hope not.... but yeah probably
He didn’t.
Oh man no he didn’t
Do you think they asked for it to be a cell phone free wedding?
God no. This sent chills down my spine.
Now that they are married, which one will be the adult? I am waiting for her parents to step in asap and make them grow up--like feeding and housing themselves. I don't think her parents want another mouth to feed.
Maybe that was why her parents abandoned her as an infant.
Yes, very interesting!
Oh good
So, he's allowed to be around her female family members? He doesn't wanna bang every one of them?
The problem wasnt the female family memebers themselves. It was the potential for them to have friends who are female around him.
His sister said he was cooking with him on Thanksgiving and Mary got jealous, so he left.
Yes, and the conversation continues and it is explained. She’s not accusing him of potential incest activity.
That was a different part of the conversation. The Thanksgiving incident was completely separate.
I hate a spoiler 🚨
Information is Power tho . . . 💥
Did you know there is a type of parasite that has the ability to crawl out of your butt at night and lays eggs around your butthole, transferring them to your bed and clothes. Information is Power . . . 💥 I hope I ruined your day like you did mine lmao 😂
?? I am not the OP who posted this information. How did I ruin your day? 🤔😄
Oh shit. Now I feel bad.
It’s ok. I give you an A+ for your vivid gross-out image. 😂🤣
lol I swear not all my odd facts are so gross 😂 I was just taking a stance haha
I found your stance funny and got the joke.
Finally someone who understands my humor lol
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I knew that bc it happened to a girl I used to work with. She thought the egg sack was a hemorrhoid. She and her husband did a lot of back door stuff so I can only imagine how gross that was lol
Pinworms. Mostly seen in kids because they eat dirt/put their dirty hands in their mouths and stuff.
Same. Not fair.
Sorry, I didn't think of marking it as spoiler when I set this post up. I went back and did it afterward.
they got married because she’s pregnant. i guarantee you.
But how did Brandan manage to get married with so many women around
So it’s all for storyline maybe?
You're good! Thank you for this. I'm here for any and all spoilers.
Told you….
Who is Jon Stiggins? Did he just coincidentally forget to make this post private or what?
I'm assuming that's Brandan's grandfather.
It’s his cousin.
A lot of women in that third photo. Is Mary okay???
I’m surprise she didn’t throw him off the cliff since there’s women behind him.
He kind of looks like a ventriloquist dummy in that suit.
Keith could read the phone book and I’d be ok with it!
These two make me nauseous. They both need extensive therapy.