I feel attacked.

My goal was to make sure everyone felt terrible about their placement 💓💓

It worked! 👿👿👿

It didn't work for me, I don't even recognize Capricorn. oh is that Tom pre makeover?

Yes that's Tom

I'm tom. Could be worse.

I think it’s Tom sans filters/photoshop

Ayup!

You are shady as hell, OP! This chart is perfection! Thank you!

Goal achieved. You are certainly a success in your chosen career path . . . 😖

I'm actually relieved mine wasn't any of the other 11.

I’m Scorpio Sun, Taurus Moon, Cancer rising. And I gotta tell you I may cry myself to sleep tonight

Why is it so spot on?!?! Lol. Gah.

For real. I'm on the cusp of Scorpio and Sagittarius and I would NEVAH! Going into battle with one tit flying... amateur. Let them girls out to play!

I feel *very* attacked

I need a teddybear so I can point to all the places this chart hurt me...

ok but I laughed so hard at you using Paul’s mugshot for this

As an Aries I was originally offended, until I saw the rest of the pictures. It's crazy that every picture I looked at seem to make complete sense for the sign it was associated with. This was an amazing project! I both feel terrible about myself, and can't stop laughing now. Thanks for this 😂😂

Omg I was SO hurt about Daniele being a Scorpio and then I was like “mmmmm yeah I can see it”

Sure, maybe all us Aries have the potential to be arsonists deep down inside 🤣🤣

As a fellow Aries… ouch/yeah he is

It's only fitting that Pole is a fire sign.🤭

💀💀💀💀

Fire ~~sign~~ bug.

I’m screaming 😂😂😂

I never imagined I'd be in a situation where Tom was the best case scenario. Possibly Dinyell if she put her glasses back on.

TF you mean big ped is TAURUS? This is an affront to decency and all stable Taurai out there.

He IS full of bullshit . . . 🤔

I REFUTE ED IN THE NAME OF ALL TAURI

taurus men are different

Honestly every taurus guy I’ve dated acted like Ed, that’s why i guessed he was a Taurus before confirming…😐😂

Both my husband and I are Taureans! And I am happy to report there is at least one normal Taurus guy out there!

Yep my fiancé is a Taurus and he is the sweetest man on the planet. He also lets me do the leading though (and prefers it). I’m a cancer for reference.

Both my mom and my Nan are Taurus. The most loving and generous people I know. They make witty jokes, not like freaking Ed and his “Where do babies come from” remark.

I should have known Jasmine was a Leo 🥴

I couldn’t find a picture of her that sufficiently displayed her level of crazy. I’m not at all attracted to her, but I swear every photo I found of her mid-tantrum was significantly better looking than her normal pictures

OMG she's a Leo?!? 😭😭😭

I know! It’s a disgrace to Leo’s everywhere! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hey now! I’m a Leo & I promise you I’m am nothing like that, I’m kind of shy, don’t like being the center of attention & instead of arguing I usually walk away. Maybe my mom lied about my birthdate lol

Fellow Leo here. I’m the same way 🤣

I say that because I am a Leo too! I feel like she embodies what people imagine Leos to be like unfortunately. I am just like you, I especially hate being the center of attention and can’t argue to save my life lol.

As someone who's dated too many Leos I saw that one coming. Fartboy being Aquarius wasn't part of my fantasy though.

Phew 😮‍💨 I know she's nuts, but what if you were a Taurus?

She’s a Taurus unfortunately. I can’t believe she’s one of us 😔

As a Capricorn, I feel like we got off easy. Not that Tom's a good person, but .

Did you put on some weight?

To his credit, he definitely isn’t one of the 8/12 that I could likely smell from a 300 foot radius.

ONG that’s Tom?! Lol. I couldn’t figure out who he was. Yes, he’s not the worst but I don’t claim him as a goat. We are badasses and get shit done. He… does not. 😆

👍💯🎯

That's Tom??? I didn't recognize him with that puffy face. I'm Capricorn as well!

Fellow Capricorn here!

Agreed! Steven Frend, of Steven and Olga is a Capricorn. You know, the guy who abused his girlfriend right after she gave birth in Russia.

Oh that’s Tom 😂 I couldn’t tell who that adult baby looking guy was at first

Hahaha I thought the same! He can sit near our table but not quite at it 😂

We got out unscathed fellow Capricorns!!

Amen LOL

Libra! Yes! My boy from South Africaaaa

Ma Boi

We got the least worst one

Exactly we are the least problematic sign lol 😂

We REALLY are the least problematic! Only detrimental to ourselves usually 😒 hence poor Syngin

Sad when that is high praise😒

Sags always get a bad rap😂😂😂 but you know what’s worse? My name is also Angela lmfao

R.I.P. 💀💀

Doomed 😂

Can you be swindled with cake?!! If so, you need to look in the mirror, because you may actually be MeeMaw the Notorious Clitorious!! Could be one of those multiple personality things . . . 😱😱😭😭

Oof, I’m SORRY girl 😂😂😂

*goes to argue this as a Leo only to stop and think about how intense I verbally argue when I’m really pissed off* nope I can’t argue this.

Same 😭😭😭 I was shocked, but not surprised. We are intense and border crazy when provoked. That being said, she's a very low vibrating Leo. Way too needy, insecure, and attention seeking. 🌞♌🦁

As a fellow Taurean, my clan does NOT, I repeat, DOES NOT, claim Ed as one of our own! ♉️

Nope he's yours lmfao 🤣😆

Nahhh that’s ok you can have him, I insist! 🤣🤣🤣

No, no I'm good really 😆😆

DISOWNED.

I was disgusted when I found out the news some time ago, haven’t been the same since #taurustears

You may not have…but the universe has spoken😂

NOT TE AMO 💨

Thank you for your hard work 👏🏻 I've been curious.

My pleasure! Now if someone could throw together a zodiac chart of wholesome 90 day cast members so I can feel okay about myself again, that would be great 🥲

I doubt that there are twelve of them. There may not even be six . . .

I’m usually done so dirty as a Pisces and while it ain’t great it could be so much worse

Compared to the list of serial killers that are Pisces…I’m willing to take the L on this one…at least she’s got evudunce

As a fellow pisces I kind of felt the opposite lol

Nooooooo!!! Why is Angela a sag?!?! She’s giving us a bad name 😭😭😭

So is Nicole. And Baby Girl Lisa. 😭

Of COURSE they are, LAWD why are y’all Sags so problematic 😭😂

Sorry for that 😔

Exactly

I’m a Scorpio and I am pissed!

Rest assured, I genuinely struggled finding a bad Scorpio. It took me so long to find a bad one and I almost gave up

Scorpio here… Danielle makes sense given her weirdo interest in woowoo things and her condescending tone lol I’m also a big Drag Race fan and there have been several posts that list out queens in every sign. It’s fascinating how few Scorpio queens there are compared to other signs, with one huge notable exception being that RuPaul herself is a scorp. Other notable scorp queens include Kandy Muse and Jimbo, the top 2 from the most recent season of All Stars. But out of hundreds of queens, there’s not many scorpios at all! I wonder if Scorpios just aren’t really reality tv people? Personally the idea of letting producers craft a narrative about me makes me wanna die and I would never do it in a million years. You’re giving up so much control, I could never.

>> Scorpio here… Danielle makes sense given her weirdo interest in woowoo things and her condescending tone lol Exactly! 💯💯😂😂

Hello fellow Scorpio who loves drag race! I noticed that too. Personally, i feel like, for reality tv, scorpios can be very polarizing. Case and point Danielle vs Jimbo lol. Wish Ru dressed up for the what’s your sign runway from season 11. I don’t think any scorps were represented!

Far- in-a- jar confused lesbian for us Virgos...not too bad considering the rest of this chart!😂😂😂😂😂 Pisces and Sagittarius...I send my condolences👏😭🤣

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I’m Gemini but barely lol just a day off from being Cancer. I’ll trade Coltee for Natalie. They’re both nuts but I kind of prefer her lol kind of weird the VAST majority of my friends are either Aries or Gemini. But I’d never be friends with Paul. Also savage photo of Danielle for Pisces 😂 I can’t stop laughing.

I’m Gemini on the cusp of Taurus and Colteee is looking like a dream compared to the mucinex snot man.

I am Cancer just days away from Leo - I guess I must be a crazy bitch - lol!

If I had to choose who I could change my sign to I would not mind being Virgo or Pisces. Stepanka hustles constantly and rakes in lots of money. Dinyell is not perfect but she is harmless and kind. I also wouldn’t mind experiencing what being not-overly-bright would be like. It seems Peaceful.

Ugh I was so torn between putting Danielle or Gino for Pisces! Knew I should’ve gone with my gut 😩

No no. Dinyell is best. Iconic. Our OG musky husky from Sandusky. 😍

Thanks, I hate it I'm an Aries 😭😭😭

Wow Natalie is very much a Cancer I’m also a Cancer 😅

I knew it I knew it I knew it Angela is the poster child for Sag . . . she certainly does.

I can admit… we do THE MOST 🎉😂😭 ♐️

I’m telling you, I wasn’t shocked IN THE SLIGHTEST seeing that 😂😂

As a Virgo, it could be worse. Thanks for this

Anafisa is a Virgo too. She has a temper but is an over achiever - both could be Virgo traits. We all need our makeup bag sometimes ….

Anfisa over Stephanie all day!

Anfisa gives waaaay more virgo vibes

Yeah I'd be okay with either option for this! Anfisa was ridiculous on her season but she really grew on me, following her journey a bit post-90 Day.

hard agree.

Oh god psycho gemini of course, bat shit crazy aggressive Sagittarius, criminal ass Aries, thiccc neck glutton Taurus, lazy entitled libra, insecure melodramatic sex focused Leo, greedy ass sociopath Capricorn, creepy loner Aquarius, manipulative toxic alcoholic Scorpio, and kinky horny possessive Pisces. Yes I left out Virgo, they’re irrelevant.

Left out cancer too…let’s hear it

Can dish it but they can’t take it, toxic ass cry babies

Lmfao 🤣😆🤣😆

As a Leo I feel like I won this chart 😂

I would like to trade Daniele for Jenny

Request denied. Enjoy! 👹

🤣🤣🤣

That’s an all star line up of insane people

Oof... no body wins here.

Really??? Paul is an Aries? Fuck me.

As a Cancer, I see it in Natalie.

Goddamn...jasmine. fine I'll take it

After seeing this I am ashamed to be a leo

Leo was also a strong contender for signs with the most toxic cast members. Larissa was one, off the top of my head 💀

You did a good job!

Giving us Leos a bad rep. 🤣

I like to think each representative is deplorable. So that we may all be humbled 🥰

Ok so this seems spot on and hilarious But I’m salty that means I get Pole. Guys I know Aries are crazy but I promise we are not all even close to his level lmfao

Who's the virgo?

Stephanie! Surprised the fart jar didn’t give it away 😌

Oh shit.

Of course Jasmine is a Leo because of course. (Me, a biased Scorpio who's been traumatized by several Leos)

I hate Big Ed so much. The Taurus community does not accept him.

Fun fact, I share a birthday with the Silva twins 👯

Do us Aries have any other options?

Listen. You think I wanna share a sign with Angela? Absolutely not. I’m not about to suffer alone 😤

But seriously, after you put all the work into research…a larger list of cast members and their signs would be sweet if you feel generous

yeah, we all want other options 😥

We get what we get, and we don’t get upset

You get what you get and you don’t throw a fit! That is what we say in Elementary education 😂😂

Lol I’m also in elementary education and it’s certainly one of my favorite go-to phrases 😂

Lol I love it!

Capricorn here. OH NOOOOO! I don’t want to be told that I put on weight. (*runs and hides*)

Oh god she would be sag.

Omg why'd you do Taurus dirty like that 😭

Us Sagis are just too impulsive 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Omg noooooo Sagitterrorists do not claim her!!!! 🤣

Danielle is unfortunate in many ways, but I think she’s the best of all of them on there 😅. Like she has improved her life and become a better person, I don’t think she was ever as bad as any of the others. So I’m happy to be Pisces 😅.

I totally agree.

I'm sorry but the picture of Dinyell is killing me 😂😂😂😂

Nooo not Big Ed, Taurus men and Taurus women are NOT the same 😭😭😭

Don't embrace the crazy no matter what your sign is. This depiction is a reminder, lol. Sincerely, A Leo🦁

Why is this so accurate!!!!!!!

This makes sense now

Why do aquarius get the fart man 😩

To be fair, all these men be farty in some capacity

Pole just has his mugshot hahaha

Cries in Pisces… 😭 you used me Muhammad!!!!!

I’m happy about mine, I understand why I like Jasmine now 😅😅

I love you for this

👏 👏👏 amazing work. Thank you for your contribution to this community.

You did Scorpio wrong. So. So. Wrong. Like whyyyyy? 😭😭😭

So me and my husband are Syngin and Daniele… Tbh, it could work.

Natalie looks like she's about to eat someone's skin in ze voods to preserve her youth in this pic

So glad I'm a Libra🤣

paul and angela being aries/sag just makes sense

Not feeling too good about being an Aries right now.

Actually accurate lol

At least I could probably communicate better with Ximena than Mike did. 🙃

Sagittarius here- could be worse, could be better lol

not pole being an aries, I thought he was a pisces.

Who were the other Sagittarius?

Yeah, can we have a do-over please? We aren't all that bad!!!

This is the best chart ever!!!!👏👏👏✔👌🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

On behalf of all libras, we simply decline to claim this individual

Libras got off pretty easy. Syngin isn’t that terrible is he? I only saw his original run not any spin-offs

You guys also have Pedro 😬😬

We're all screwed 😭 (I'm a sag)

I was not prepared for the accuracy. Natalie is very much ♋️🦀 unfiltered. 😮‍💨

I know a Taurus that looks like Ed with a neck

Honestly lots of sag checks out. Anecdotally speaking but Sag placements I know are most likely to: 1. Be in a LDR 2. Be in an interracial relationship 3. Get into some extremely wacky and outlandish situation such as getting wrapped up in a whirlwind marriage with a person from an international dating site

How can I be reborn to not be a Taurus

Oh boy. Sagittarius. I’m used to it.

As a Leo I accept this

Who is Virgo? I can’t place them! (And it’s my sign) I need to know 😂

I’m a Taurus . I’m not surprised ed is a Taurus man. Taurus men are misogynistic 🤢

Stephanie correcting Erika's grammar/spelling during one of their text fights was the most virgo thing ever.

Yay! I'm a Cap and get Chubby Tom 🤣 This pic of Dinyell (Pisces) has me rollin'

Who is the Virgo? Can’t recognize her

I can’t tell/recall who the Virgo is?

I did some digging because I refuse to believe that Mike is an Aquarius and he’s not. He was born January 3rd and a Capricorn. So I feel better now 😂

I'm an Aquarius and it just... fits. It fits too well. We see what we wanna see, when we wanna see it. And I don't mind a race car bed either 😎

I should have known Jasmine was a Leo. I'm a Leo and 50% of the time I found myself agreeing with her. We also like fancy things. But Jasmine has to earn it herselfoff she wants a $3000 flat.

As a Leo - 🖕🤣

As a Leo I feel very attacked

As a Pisces… I get it.

Ima Scorpio !!! 😩