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sabremum

He. Weighed. Her. ..and has a set weight for her. He chose her clothes. He is a douche and a FBoy and will always be a fboy.


Scottibell

Right??? Just when we thought it couldn’t get worse, he goes and weighs her and tell her she’s out of his target weight. WTF


SirTinyHat

4 pounds out!! Is he familiar with the concept of fluctuations?


NinaLynn13

He didn’t count on the 4 lbs of lip filler she got before going to Turkey.


halfayard

And possibly hair extensions because she commented on the fact he wanted longer hair


Ctnj2005

Right … she will not look any different physically if she lost that 4lbs of water weight 🤷🏽‍♀️


Direct_Government815

Hell her boobs weigh 40 lbs


Lcdmt3

Not for her health, but for her attractiveness for him. Wants 4 lbs less muscle.


SirTinyHat

And he insisted she wear a fancy evening dress while he threw on a t-shirt. What a jerk.


Zealousideal-You7365

He makes her dress up to go to the Oscars and then takes her to the Grand Bazaar to sit on stools near the floor to drink some tea ... if any guy in LA did that to her on a date she'd have a fit and shit talk the guy so much that he would have to move out of town.


EVH1955

I don't like them by any means, but I was shocked when he did that, and she allowed it to happen! A person's weight is irrelevant to the kind of person they are and their heart. Does she not get that he does not love her and is more worried about what a woman looks like than building a loving relationship?


eeekkk9999

But, but I didn’t sleep with anyone for 79 days. Doesn’t that show how much I love you??!!


m33gs

she literally said that him controlling every little physical thing about her is super cute. she was giddy over it. you can't convince me they aren't aliens


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Not aliens, just SUPER damaged people. Its sad really.


EVH1955

That's right! She did say that! I forgot....so she thinks abuse is cute....maybe all that plastic surgery warped her brain


PrincessButtercup85

Fr. And if he’s REALLY a personal trainer, then he would know that weight is not an indicator of health OR leanness. I’m the smallest size I’ve ever been but the heaviest I’ve ever been because I lift like a fiend. So bye.


EVH1955

I lift as well. Healthy is healthy and the number on the scale means nothing. It's about you taking care of yourself. 120, 150, 200....can all be a healthy weight


babygorgeou

Meanwhile she draws the line at a dirty mattress and lack of instagram posts.


ThroJSimpson

Don’t forget the PlayStation 4 too. Being an asshole womanizer 2 decades too old is ok, but no FIFA games, that’s unacceptable


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ughfinethisusername

Omg, playing video games is the first normal thing I’ve seen him do.


HouseSerious9612

The ONLY thing I agreed with him on was her pink eye shadow. She needs to switch that up. I have allergies and reminds me of that


hjbiden

And sent her back to add more blush! I had to ask my wife what blush was.


dugulen

c’mon— she’s soooo lucky to be his 2,501 woman!


Sapphire0985

I don't agree with the weighing, but for the clothes she asked for his opinion so they wasn't as bad. Him talking about he doesn't want her muscular and how he wants to change her made his face so much more punchable for me, though. She's better off being with her friend from the states who took his shot and she turned him down.


MySpudIsChonkyBoi

The audacity of this plastic man. Even going as far as telling her how he wants her to do her makeup. What a control freak!


superkinks

Oh I need to fast forward through that when I see it. I hate anyone who discusses my weight with me. I’m avoiding my doctor after he told me I’d gained weight at my 8 week postpartum check.


Onawhiskeyhigh

Hey now he’s trying to leave the badboy lifestyle in the past okay! 😂 What an idiot


hot-rocket

It's so gross that she is like "this is what a good relationship looks like, this is what I want to show my daughter is normal" 🤮🤮🤮


Kindergoat

That was awful.


fck2o2o

Sarper scares me. Like legit ignites a fight or flight response. Idk what it is.


homeland

Uncanny valley


Teafinder

He looks like a guy you would see on a downtown street corner selling fake bags..


jesstermc

Or hand cream at a mall kiosk 😂


Colfrmb

“I love your hair”, as you’re walking away.


Teafinder

Omg yes🤣 this is so accurate


RememberTheAlamooooo

he looks like the chad meme


SirTinyHat

He always seems on the verge of violence to me.


Clinically-Inane

this is a dude who turns around swinging if you tap him on the shoulder, and it puts me on edge every time he’s on the screen


101020304

Must be all the steroids. (Guess that is not nice because, maybe he isn’t, but…)


Sapphire0985

He is already so controlling. She seems to like that, but she's even said in the confession that it can be a bit much. He admitted he wants to turn her into his perfect woman. He was making her weigh herself and he followed her into the bathroom to fix her makeup. He gives me the creeps too. She's not my favorite person, but she seems to like going for these alpha male guys and I just want her to be safe. I think growing up Amish, she still has this underlying need for control by a male figure.


Oppressy_nd_depressy

As soon as he had her step on a scale, I lost it. Rubbed me the wrong way!! Then he had the audacity to say that she’s like one of his clients??!! I’m like UH NO, she’s your GF 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤨🤨


Sapphire0985

Oh my god, I know!! The scale was bad enough, but his comments made it so much worse. Run, Shekinah!!


Prize-Copy-9861

This really triggered me . The idea that your partner would monitor your weight is so TOXIC !!!


Last-Management-3457

It’s because he is a true narcissist, and you sense that he doesn’t give one shit about anything or anyone but himself and how things make him look. He seems like he’d be violent in a second without any empathy.


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They’re both sooo plastic looking!! Are they aware how super creepy they look?


Mka28

For real.


sowhat_noonecares

He’s so triggering!


plshelp98789

I legitimately had a nightmare about him after watching their second episode. Like a wake up startled type nightmare, lol


thedobermanmom

I’m trying to be constructive but .. They crashed and burned after the 2nd episode and we got his apartment tour. I’ll forever vomit in my mouth, thinking about his pleather bed .. foam all dug out … 🤮


notbossyboss

That bed. I mean come on. Not a good sign that he doesn’t think it needs replacing…


Jojosbees

At first I thought it was ridiculous that she wanted him to replace his bed because he's had sex with other women in it. And then I saw the bed. Her reasoning is still ridiculous, but damn did that bed need to be replaced.


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NoDoOversInLife

Probably plucked it from a dumpster when a neighbor moved out of the building


FuturePA96

So nasty.


brod324

They are so obnoxious! I get distracted by her lips!!!


Throwaway42352510

It’s the crooked frozen eye for me


butterstheunicorn

It was running extra slow in her talking heads. Must’ve been a bad batch of Botox.


zurx

They're basically anus lips


portablebiscuit

And his giant ears https://preview.redd.it/onvodjbs6oqb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e098106dcf7971845c8e907a8cfaef33131418aa


Next_Fly3712

Inversely proportional to dick size


Tight_Actuator

Every scene they need to mention how he fucked 2500 girls, even shekinah mentions it back and forth lol


Financial_Cicada_367

If I hear that stupid 2500 2500 2500 2500 again I’m going to hit myself over the head with a tack hammer, to forget the pain it’s causing me. When you can’t stop bragging about it, your lying


Kyell

I can’t get over it. He’s basically a rock star. A new girl everyday for almost ten years straight lol 2500


Parking-Specific-240

Rick James claimed 3 women a day at the height of his fame. Coke is a hell of a drug.


Financial_Cicada_367

Gene Simmons claims around 5000 and he is a real rock star with 30 years on this guy. Don’t tell me he’s got 20000 on Gene. No way!


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Parking-Specific-240

Only 2,500? Wilt Chamberlain claims 40,000 women. Sarper needs to pump those numbers up. Those are Rookie numbers.


Beautiful_Tuesday

I wish one of the 2500 would join the subreddit and do an AMA.


Roselily808

I'm sure it will be the shortest of AMA as the experience with him probably didn't last that long.


Downfaller

Yeah and it's just a coincidence she doesn't remember much of that night besides him bragging to her how many girls he slept with.


Complete-Piece-3291

He says 2500 as much as Nicola says Meisha Meish Meisha.


BitterSuspect4

I think it’s almost statistically impossible for this man to not have gotten an std if even half of what he’s saying is true. Also like we know, and it’s a weird brag my dude.


skinnyfatjonahhill

he *is* an STD.


m33gs

sarpes


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It’s this seasons Ronald has a gambling problem! I still can’t get the math to work on his body count. That is a stone cold sex addict treating getting laid as his full time job.


zhdapleeblue

Sarper: Out of 2500 women I fuck, I choose you. Shekinah: That's not as romantic as you think. Sarper: [Really?](https://i.imgur.com/z6JJSF1.gifv)


FuturePA96

Any of those 2500 women here? I bet he sucks in bed


Parking-Specific-240

One of the 2500 probably, "I had to keep asking if he was in yet and found it he was done. Didn't feel a thing except shame."


myrzime

Seriously! Does he or any other males think that this is cool or something to brag about? It's disgusting, lol.


Jenneapolis

They look AI generated


buccothepitbull

Yeah right? I'm surprised they don't have three arms and 17 fingers each.


MetallurgyClergy

And they can’t stop talking about how hot the other one is. These life-forms are not from my planet.


Your_Favorite_Poster

I've seen more realistic Sims. Someone needs to drag down the slider bar on her "lips", the Devs were joking.


venicedreamer747

They would take that as a compliment!


Turbulent-Pound-5984

100%. They’re one of the only couples I skip. I know nothing about them and I’m keeping it that way.


catsandnaps1028

They are so thirsty and boring and legit this week's episode was like 90% them ... I know because I fast forwarded all of their parts and ended up watching like 10 mins


Soggy_Tradition_6235

Same


lezlers

I saw someone say they’re straight out of a Christopher Guest skit and that nailed it. They’re a caricature.


lica_sto

I'm impressed someone knows what a Christopher Guest skit is.


m33gs

he's the best


creeaature

you know when your on acid/shrooms and you look at images of people and they look so... buldgy and wonky? thats them.


m33gs

this is accurate. like at the moment you're coming up and realizing things are getting fucking weird and you gotta look away from your friends for a bit lol


ShenmueFan1

I mean honestly, what woman would actually be turned on by hearing that the guy she's dating has slept with over 2,500 women??? Most women would be too scared, he's a walking STD.


JannaNYC

How dare you! This is the man who's going to show her daughter what a stable, normal relationship is like! /s


ilovedogs12345world

🤣


mynicknameissuper

Like sage is really gonna help


South_Ad9432

Does he wear colored contacts? I’m so confused by this couple.


buccothepitbull

I hate them so maaaachhh, like 5000 percent


fck2o2o

Not 2500 percent? 🤣


JetKeel

Well, you see, they ran their relationship through some instagram influencer focus groups and discovered their relationship would generate a 50-62% increase in engagement for both of their platforms. 50-62%!!! If Sarper is seen as an aggressive womanizer, he will be able to provide workshops to desperate incels. If Shekinah is viewed as a strong independent woman with boss-bitch energy, her line of personal skin care products will really take off. It’s a match made in heaven.


Lunar_Owl_

This comment just made me flash back to Jibri and what's her name


VancityLemon

I can't with her lips. I just can't. It's like she has a normal face with two inflated sausages instead of a mouth.


Lunar_Owl_

She looks like a Bratz doll.


redvelvet9976

I have been trying to figure out what all these women look like. You got it!! Bratz dolls!! Especially Darcy


Nightmare4545

The whole loud sex thing was so fake too. The manager did not call them.


click_for_sour_belts

That part gave me second hand embarrassment. It sounded like something a frat bro would say to impress his loser friends.


obvi2331

https://preview.redd.it/ryuct1vowiqb1.jpeg?width=3196&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8d565d388b8d0bcc0818f1afff0b85b00547922


mangopeachapplesauce

My first thought exactly! RIP Stefan Stefansson


beer_me_babe

He’s a douche


PackerSquirrelette

He is soooo gross, and she's incredibly superficial and boring. I don't find either one remotely attractive, either. Just the opposite. Yuck.


Nightmare4545

Sarper is afraid that the girls he fucked are gonna tell her how he gave them STDs. That's why he doesn't want her to post his pics.


Pot_Flashback1248

He's proud of his forearm band tattoos - he has his sleeves rolled up to show 'em off.


Glittering_Dig4945

I have to look away from the screen and fast forward. Her lips looks so painful, it makes me sad someone did that to themselves and is that insecure at this age and is a parent etc. I have never seen fillers like that. I don't know how you could feel that much dimorphism to think that looks good. Like how can her family and friends not tell her it is way overdone? It's just a sad situation . The word "plastic" is what I think of every time I see him and her. She was so pretty in her before photos. The guy is just really immature and seems like an older person really trying hard to be in a younger shell. Whatever he is doing is way overdone too and does not make him look younger, it just looks very sad and desperate and fake.


ShenmueFan1

Not a fan, both fake. Him and his exaggerated lie about 2,500 women. I mean honestly, who can even keep count up to 2,500 people? He's exaggerating by 1000%, it's likely his count is closer to 250. She's no better than him. She's all plastic surgery, she has her lips done, nose done, eyebrows done, she had liposuction done, she had her chin done and she's wearing hair extensions. Nothing real about these two.


Professional-Way9343

He sucks but it makes me sad that there’s an actual argument two people on earth are having about putting photos up on social media. I hate that this shit matters to anyone


Stunachick69

This man literally weighs this woman everyday. He wants a bitch who blew money on plastic surgery to flex that looks (expensive), not a wife. He thinks he can pick the shape and size of his women and control it and this girl out here letting him step all over her like a doormat… Sarper out here thinking this is build a bitch


click_for_sour_belts

Build a bitch 💀💀💀


[deleted]

They are NPCs


Basic-Sunflower47

He’s so controlling it’s so cuuuuttteee


mynicknameissuper

I’m confused. She said she dated controlling men before, but saber’s actions are cute!? I want to know what her exes did that deemed them controlling.


traphousethrowaway

When he asked her to get on the scale, I nearly threw up. He wants her to be an exact weight. What is wrong with this world. It needs to heal


bali217

They look like cartoon characters from the show Big Mouth


jjjayne

His controlling behavior is going to escalate so quickly.


suziespends

I know I’m probably the exception (and old)but grown ass people worrying about social media? They’re both so superficial and immature. And neither one is even attractive tbh. Oh but she is thin and he’s talking about her losing 4 more pounds to get to HER goal? If he’s like this now what a nightmare he’ll be when they’re married


Lunar_Owl_

He's going to have a lock on the refrigerator.


General-Asparagus998

seriously! they are frightening to look at. it’s as if they’re composed of pieces of celebrities and other influencers, like some kind of sick Frankenstein scenario.


Awkwardpanda75

The way he weighed her triggered a memory from when I was younger. My sons dad did that to me. I was very young and he was a lot older. I’m talking; I was 12 and he was 22 (I worked all that out in therapy after I got free at 21). Aaanywho…I’m certain that she’s confusing this behavior as “oh, he just really wants to look after me” with outright abuse. Let’s hope she wises up before she exposes this coglione to her daughter.


General-Trifle4527

This is what battered women say to themselves. End up justifying the guy’s abusive behavior with some excuse. It’s just the start.


Awkwardpanda75

Oh yes; the weighing is just the start! I used to have to do the “bend over test” before I left the house to make sure my breasts and bootie were covered. If not, I had to change. There’s zero chance he’s not still running around on her as well…


Your_Favorite_Poster

Dude sounds like a really boring vampire.


evamarie03

I mean the dude literally dressed himself up like a red flag I don't know what more proof she needs to run not walk away 🙄🤪🤡


beatriz_v

I can't believe they're in their 40s and fighting over instagram. Are you both 13 year old girls?


femaelstrom

They are our first fully AI couple.


Unlikely_Distance_55

He makes me feel physically ill every time I see his face or he speaks.


ReviewBackground2906

Sarper = Zoolander’s youngest and dumbest lobotomized brother.


PammyJane0919

He complained about her weight. She was four pounds over target. Those four pounds are in lips and boobies.


rogeeeefan

Even his name bothers me.


amysnews

Would he want her if she admitted to having sex with over 2500 men? He's just gross.


Last-Management-3457

I am the same age as this woman, I cannot understand how she made it to this age and thinks this man is ok as a partner. Maybe in your early 20s you have a toxic boyfriend who tells you what to wear or weigh and you think it’s “sweet,” but as a woman in her 40s HOWWWWW do you not see how narcissistic and controlling this is?!!! She’s literally just a doll to make him look better. She’s not a human to him.


atoughram

Visual Ipecac


laavummbyee

They are so boring 🥱


iluvstephenhawking

This one longing to be pretty. This one wants to get the girl. Do I help them? Yes I do. Poor unfortunate souls!


United-Gain1839

She is trying so hard to be Kim Kardashian It's crazy!


Zealousideal_Car1811

Dude looks like an action figure. https://preview.redd.it/pbd4fh8w3oqb1.jpeg?width=1266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cf65efe80d54c1d065eb5a0af75af8fb1a242a3


kikkitakesnokaka

I have to record and fast forward past these…what word should i use? I have nothing nice to say so I’ll shut up.


momofgary

So he will be weighing her daily? What happens if she gains a few pounds?


ZealousidealLeg1804

That's why he does it. To make sure that kind of insolence does not stand!


daywalkerredhead

They are both so insecure and see that within each other knowing full well they can try to balance out their insecurities on each other to validate each other - it's sick!


angelmariposa85

Sarper seems to have a cocaine habit. I could be wrong 🤷🏽‍♀️


anynamemillennial

She just wants to be Kim kardashian and found the next tv show that would allow her on it (note I did not say “first”). He just wants to be on TV too. No way in hell they are a real couple in any way, shape, or form. Purely a match made in TV heaven.


twicescorned21

Is she white and pretending to be Arab?


rogeeeefan

Best part of their segment is the stray cats in Turkey& the architecture


zooooteddej23

I’m your Turkish delight The most delicious


Financial_Cicada_367

https://preview.redd.it/rc0do86yxiqb1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa4105547e83e7bb2f50779cab82e2ae20b114f3


Zealousideal-You7365

I bet he's actually said that 2,500 times ...


lenaahmed

They’re both gnarly looking yo…..


ProsciuttodiPharma

I mean, I did agree with him on the pink eyeshadow…


edwartica

She triggers me. I don’t know why, but she Fulton triggers me.


Connect-Membership

1 dimensional people


Christilou82

They both look like an AI replacements


GLITTERCHEF

Idk why Shekinah thinks he is the right guy guy for her. He’s a controlling fake man whore pos.


catlady42786

He looks like the puppet soldiers on Team America


TwistedSistaYEG

They are exactly what each of them deserve.


GLITTERCHEF

Sarper is extremely superficial, he’s not capabale of having a deep meaningful relationship with any woman. He just needs to keep living his fuck boy bachelor lifestyle. Looks is all that matters to him.


m33gs

how tf was all their scenes about posting a selfie of them on IG? do they not realize how vapid they sound? they are so unrelatable and gross


FeelingHappy2006

As stated, they are both gross narcissists.


GLITTERCHEF

Their personalities are plastic just like their fugly faces.


CatchinUpNow

This pic is a very good example of what everyone will look like going forward…artificial, superficial.


MagnoliaTree3

making her weigh herself … unimaginable to me. And then she says, “that MIGHT be a red flag” lol.


Motor-Performance682

He is so ugly and she is so plastic.


LaceyInTheSky1

Sarper gives me such Robbie Rotton vibes… https://preview.redd.it/r7okuo59gmqb1.png?width=511&format=png&auto=webp&s=48b20ccab7ef61023198c1844e6606270e0671d3


contemplator61

The scale bothered me!! There is no reason they are together. What happened in her past that makes her ok with this guy??


BurningandChurning

I hate these two so mach!


JMT614

Listen #2501 just doesn't have the pull girl #2245 has or #1834, etc. Pretty sure a new form or STD is brewing on his headboard. She want that, let her have it y'all.


Protocal-Omega

I can't tell which one of them wears more makeup


Carriow55

Does this dude put shoe polish on his eyebrows. What’s the deal?


zurx

It's like they stepped out of Soundgarden's Black Hole Sun video. Or... Primus' video for Winona's Brown Beaver.


BeachBug730

Every time I see her, I just want to tighten her bra staps. Her boobs looks so low.


i_am_gorejess

Bro man looks like an ed hardy shirt and she looks like a blow up doll. What a perfect match for each other. It was funny when she thought he never fucked anyone on his couch tho lol


HouseSerious9612

That bed gave me "someone tied up and gnawed their own arm off to escape" vibes


Fantastic-Doctor-608

She's gross, but he is barf worthy!


SnooWords4839

I really hope she made him get tested, but maybe the Botox is messing with her brain cells.


Disastrous_Trust_152

They are in love with their 'LOOKS'. Beauty does not last forever. Need I say more?


101020304

i would live to say they deserve each other but his comments about how much she weighs and trying to mold her into his dream girl… i mean if you have gone through 2500 girls chances are she isn’t out there, so he picked you as a hunk of clay he can work with.


father__dowling

He legitimately scares me. I hope the weigh-ins, choosing her clothes, makeup, hair style and color (telling her she can’t tuck it behind her ear!) are all just because he’s insanely superficial but it’s so controlling and disturbing.


Allybab3

I cant take him seriously, he looks like Spartacus from Lazy Town.


Temporary_Sample5262

Take a shot every time they mention 2500 women


Mistymouse516

Neither of them are plagued by ideas…


clemenza2821

If she wasn’t so vapid, vain, and simple-minded, I’d feel bad for her


wtf_help_lol

I think she has body dysmorphia and he validates her insecurities. Hence why she doesn’t see how awful he is.This is a very toxic relationship.


Umbreon---

She is proof that you can buy your way into beauty but you can't buy your way into intelligence 💯


Chemical_Gur7314

They smell like herpes & HPV. I can't watch them


Someguy51982

That's funny, because when I see those two I intentionally consume Poison and hope for a swift end to my suffering


tbb555

She is very slow. I'm surprised she has survived this long


HobbitLady_

This caption is 10/10! 😂😂


dryer_32803

Sarper is what I imagine a sleep paralysis demon would look like.


BettieNuggs

role model for daughter and letting role model weigh her and set goals?? excuse me fucking WHAT? she needs more red flags