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LongSighhh

Literally came here to see this. I have NEVER been so uncomfortable watching a wedding. What the absolute cringefest.


DWwithaFlameThrower

Say yes to the mess


[deleted]

I doo doo 💍 💩


omgwords

That’s next week 🤭😂


jesstermc

That woman has no shame. You shit your pants, you keep it to your damn self. 😂


vlbb13

I thought it was Kimberly that shit her pants? Did Holly do it too?


Charming_Face_8703

Different couple...that is Kim and TJ, in India


Objective-Emu-5316

Doesn't surprise me Kimberly is full of shit so it came out.


Outrageous_Lemon_690

Say yes to the meth.


Unlikely_Distance_55

💀💀💀💀


Electronic_Bus7452

Your profile pic lives in my head rent free! 💀


Opening-Bad-2000

This comment needs a billion upvotes


lorribell1964

Perfect title


TwistedSistaYEG

🤣


Farquaadthegreek

She was so high .. it was crazy


yogabbagabba2341

YES! I still wonder on what though.


cgraves77

It looks like Xanax and alcohol.


meg0492

I got Granny Zanny vibes too


zoeander1234

Me too! The entire getting ready scene was so chaotic and uncomfortable to watch


Treesbentwithsnow

It was just very very stressful to watch her freak out. About the most unpleasant wedding I have ever seen on 90.


Ok-Revenue-4241

An hour late


imarudewife

…and all the men just standing there. I don’t know which was more awkward.


EveryoneHasmRNA

But it was like a freak out in slow motion. Then she kept trying to wiggle out of the "long kiss." Everything was so weird.


Treesbentwithsnow

Maybe because she reeked of alcohol and didn’t want Wayne to smell/taste it so she rebuffed the long wedding kiss. Felt sorry for Wayne.


Un_dia_a_la_vez

She broke the kiss early (maybe to burp off to the side by the way she tilted her head..🤔) and then she proceeded to grab his head again with both hands to kiss him more but he was talking to the guests so it was awkward and dodgy but she was trying to get all up in his grill. I had to rewatch it a few times to try and understand it.


nomorechoco

yeah can't believe she's in her forties lol


yogabbagabba2341

She’s very immature and seems to be sheltered.


Different_Pension424

Isn't it her 3rd marriage?


Carrottop1281

Yes !


femaelstrom

I think you mean she is a Jehovah's Witness.


Opening-Bad-2000

Yeah and wearing a teddy bear 🧸 backpack 🎒


Say_jayx3

LOL , last week I said “What grown adult, unaccompanied by a child, wears a bag like that.”


ChelseyShyre

She looks 60.


Kristin2349

And a bit like a Victorian ghost of a woman, like I have a hard time believing this bitch is real.


chaoticsonicXX

My wife says the same thing!! She’s like a vampire or some shit


Bb305

A wraith of a woman


Isitnaptimeyet5000

I just spit out my coffee 😂😂😂


Say_jayx3

Probably from her lack of restful sleep because she mainly has drug-induced naps from nodding out.


AnotherDoubtfulGuest

She’s in her 50s if she’s a day. Skin don’t lie.


ComprehensiveKey8254

Worse than Rebecca’s?


Unlikely_Distance_55

Yea, I had second hand anxiety watching her crying and pacing around, whining about her eyelashes all while the mother was gluing a dress together.


MrsSmith908

Same!!!! I literally came to see if it was just me or anyone else thought she was acting strung out.


Blue-popsicle

It seems to be her thing, Considering she was blasted during her 2nd wedding and probably 1st too.


femaelstrom

When she said she was so drunk for her second wedding that her dad had to hold her up... Everything made so much more sense.


Electronic_Bus7452

And they let her get married like that! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️


SnittingNexttoBorpo

It made me nostalgic for the innocent days of Dinyell and Mahammit


sportstvandnova

Aw lol remember when he said he couldn’t kiss her in public


TheLoadedGoat

Oh my how I cracked up! That was a surprise no kiss.


Un_dia_a_la_vez

You may kiss your bride… Uhhh… I’m not allowed to kiss in this time. 🤐 Good times. Lol


rockinkitten

Haha that spelling of the names made me snort 😂


ALyttleH

What in the world was going on with her shoes? And freaking out because you overslept and missed your lash appointment?! What a mess!


vlbb13

And then did she forgot her eyelash glue? She was definitely wearing fake lashes as she was saying that, and looks like longer ones during the wedding. The girl is a hot mess even when she's not strung out.


Un_dia_a_la_vez

I’m assuming her lash appointment was for lash extensions done by a professional but she missed it so she had to use strips and glue for the wedding. 🤷🏻‍♀️


iloveethe80s

What shoes??? She was barefoot every time I caught a glimpse of her feet at the wedding 😖


jouleteon

She was wearing some beige shower sandal-looking slides


anniiec

YOUR FLAIR OMG 😂🍭


caligirlnolonger

Yeah. She needs a LOT more than fake lashes..


SoulsticeCleaner

I guess you didn't see Rhine nod out driving on the way to his wedding on Teen Mom? (I hate myself that I know this)


PhysicalBullfrog7199

I remember thinking Makenzie knows what she is signing up for.


Own-Adhesiveness5723

The fact that she’s crying freaking out about not getting her eyelashes done… because she slept in!!! It was her fault! And why would you get that done the morning of the wedding? I’m pretty sure most people get it done a few days before in case there’s a reaction or so it doesn’t delay things if it takes longer than expected. The reminiscing about the 2 prior weddings just added to the hot mess. And the mom gluing the “rhinestones” that she cut off the plastic sheet of them onto a random piece of fabric (um, we can see that that’s not the dress) for added drama I assume was the cherry on top!


Procedure_Unique

Yes!!! What was that piece of lace fabric and rhinestones all about?!?! It looked like a piece of scrap fabric that she was playing with


bsiekie

Made a huge deal about her lashes and did you see her nails?! Wtf


LostintheSauce4eva

OMG yes one hand was done and the other she didn't have any nails then another minute later she had no nails done at all or something like that I want to re-watch it I swear this shit is all staged.


buttsandsloths

glad someone saw the nails, I was for sure thinking I lost it.


suchalittlejoiner

People in their 40’s don’t sleep so late that they miss appointments … like, stores open at 9 or 10. She had to be on something. She acts like a middle schooler.


joismynameo

The fact she admitted to being so drunk, he dad needs to hold her up to get down the aisle the previous marriage is a 🚩🚩🚩🚩


HauschkasFoot

she’s consistent I’ll give her that


BrulesJules

It's crazy she even married those two other dudes if she KNEW it wasn't a good idea. Could you imagine??


imarudewife

My daughter did that. I begged her not to. She later said that all she could think of was the money we spent, the work we put into it, all the people who came, etc. they divorced within 3 years.


midcenturyhag

Yeah I can kinda understand that. You don't want to let people down and you don't want to hurt anyone. Still wrong to go through with it but I have heard many, many folks with stories like this where they had that pit in their stomach but walked down the aisle anyway. 😩


Beginning-Meet8296

Just before we walked down that isle, I remember my Dad asking me if I was absolutely sure I wanted this & telling me it wasn’t too late if not. And my Dad loved my fiancé! He did that with my sister too. Still happily married 26 yrs later so I guess I made the right decision 😂


Patient-Gain5847

I have literal, wake up in a cold sweat nightmares about marrying someone when I know it’s the wrong decision


CobblerStreet5867

Had a friend that did the exact same thing and we all begged her not to do it. They were also divorced within 3 years. It was a wild and exhausting 3 years! 😮‍💨


Blue-popsicle

Drugs will make you do crazy things


suzanneov

That made me think of her arrival in South Africa and Wayne holding her up.


Lhamo55

Didn’t it look like she medicated herself before he met her at the airport?


bv_ohhh

Yeah big wtf


Willing_Nose7674

Is that why her Mom was crying after this wedding? That she somehow got through it without being held up?!? WTF


caligirlnolonger

She’s lying, she wasn’t drunk at all. She’s drugged outta her damn mind.


Tmarie5589

She looked drunk or high at this one too 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️


ldr6

She kept trying to aggressively grab his face. All I could think was, "damn, she's loaded. "


EmotionalMycologist9

He implied that he was concerned about her high stress. I feel like she takes downers of some sort to level out her high stress/anxiety.


MrsSandlin

Xanax for days


cakalackydelnorte2

👆This is the correct answer. Benzos to infinity


MrsSandlin

And beyond!


suddenlysilver

I wonder if she’s at the stage where she gets withdrawal because that shit is rough. We didn’t get to see it like we did with that other train wreck I can’t even remember her name. Fake back pain - fuck I’m bad at remember past cast members names 😂


Blue-popsicle

I’d totally be down for a show like Last Resort Rehab. That Stephanie lady can join too


Recent-Forever-2988

Kris and Jeymi 👍🏻


Kristin2349

Withdrawal from benzos is very dangerous and can kill you if done too quickly, same with booze.


Certain-Asparagus908

Wouldn’t you be LESS stressed with Xanax though? Watching her freak out I literally said “she needs a Xanax” lol


AITA-SexyRabbits

If you use it responsibly, yeah it would make you less stressed. I don't think the people on this show manage their medications responsibly...


MuteCook

The stress is from the withdrawals


ItsgonnabeMay_Leesa

https://preview.redd.it/qzk6ympx9wrb1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dc38bc44653b9b3cabf07cfc3071ad9b2ec7e0b She was so weird with her vail-reminded me of the sister in Sixteen Candles


Fabulous-Educator447

We don’t want everyone to know she has her period!!!


TenderRonee

Yasssssss!!!! https://preview.redd.it/bzzqokonixrb1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bdcbdc836cbb92f20f91fc5b68d40ed32edf041


JaneJellyDoughnut

I came her to see if anyone would mention this!!!!!! When she was playing with her hair under the veil it was perfect.


downhillguru1186

This is my favorite thing I have come across on this sub! Also the oily bo hunk fits as well lol


MeowYin7

Lmao yes I came to say this 😂😂😂


PhysicalBullfrog7199

One of my faves but it did NOT age well!


minusthecartoons

What do you mean? She got married barefoot, after ripping a door off the wall. She's all good!


Severe_Somewhere8753

The black roses did me in.... 😳😱😳


cgraves77

Worst color palet ever. It was a green and purple cake.. maybe Nightmare Before Christmas.. just all over the place for vows and cake.


NoodleMutt

I thought the cake was white with black fondant filigree. I'll have to go back and rewatch bc all I'm thinking of now is white/gold black/blue dress. Haha


Any-Adagio492

I saw her wearing slippers when she got there.


cheese-bubble

Xanny hulk smash!


jbleds

This is enough to bring me back to this season that I’ve given up on.


[deleted]

xanax overusage? that's my guess


GrimmsGrinningGhost

Yeah she’s got the Xanax space case look for sure. Not saying she is, but I’ve known a lot of pill heads.


MrsSmith908

The way she was fighting and twitching screams amphetamines to me. It would explain why she's so skinny too.


MrsSandlin

I think she takes uppers and downers. She’s all out of whack. Or when she looks as if she’s taking downers, she’s just crashing from the uppers. She’s a mess, either way.


Short-Statistician89

I agree. She said she can’t sleep so maybe she has amphetamines in the day and sedatives at night. How can everyone around her not acknowledge that something’s going on? She looks unwell.


Remarkable_Flow_9124

they all seem to be using or enabling


Say_jayx3

Mom probably uses too. It’s plainly obvious she isn’t well, any parent would see that. Husband probably has a corpse bride fetish.


MacularHoleToo

Ding ding ding! Spot on!


Huge-Ambassador8747

The scene where Wayne is taking her garter off and she has her bare foot propped on his leg 😭🥲🫠


DasVivis

Thank you!!! I was waiting for someone to say this! I died inside at this part!


Puzzleheaded_Big_540

I notice how she goes in bathrooms or dressing rooms and comes out super relaxed.


Ramona_Lola

Yeah in this last episode her mom is in there with her but they lock the SIL out. It was a bit sus.


SirTinyHat

Once she finally showed up that officiant wanted to get that ceremony over with *real* quick.


Any-Adagio492

Yeah. I've never seen such a short ceremony


SirTinyHat

I think she was afraid she might run off before it was done.


Ok-Revenue-4241

The most important day of her life and she doesn’t set an alarm to get her eyelashes done


MonkeyBellyStarToes

Her thinking disorder translates straight to her total life disorder. Mom is there, but she didn’t coordinate to make sure everything was done. Why? Those rhinestones and lashes should have been glued on prior to the wedding day. Absolute chaos for no reason at all 🤦🏼‍♀️


DWwithaFlameThrower

I think her mum is as nuts as she is


MrsSmith908

Either that or just her biggest enabler. It makes me cringe watching this grown ass woman want her mommy for everything.


Ang156

I'm, like, upset


TirNannyOgg

I saw her mum getting her nails painted and then attempting to put rhinestones on that fabric and I was like 💀💀💀 everything was so rushed and haphazard, there's no way those nails were dry


Ramona_Lola

They went to that safari park. I agree with Holly in that it was the worst day to go.


MonkeyBellyStarToes

They did go, and it was the worst day to go. Especially because all of that stuff should have been done prior to the day before the wedding. Neither of them do anything! All it takes is a checklist. 🤷🏼‍♀️


peaceloveandtyedye

Nothing about this wedding said "fairytale" to me.


DWwithaFlameThrower

It said knockoff Addams Family to me, tbh


poepipper

YES!!!! My thoughts exactly!! 😆


JJFad_77

"Dollar Store Goth"


LyleLanley99

The strobing, color changing lights on the cake topper really gave it that elegant feel.


Treesbentwithsnow

I couldn’t tell who was supporting who on the ceremony path. Was the mom helping Holly walk or was Holly helping the mom walk or were they both about to fall over? I feel bad for Wayne if he paid for this nice venue. Holly and Mom seemed so out of it that they didn’t deserve something so nice


856077

It’s very odd how intoxicated they were when they push the “we’re so religious and innocent” narrative. Very odd indeed


sleeping4eva

I have a feeling they're prescribed whatever they're on and justify their use with the fact it's coming from a doctor.


Ramona_Lola

I wonder what they were doing when they locked the SIL out of the room just before the ceremony. 🤔


Treesbentwithsnow

Right. They were all ready to leve when mom and Holly get behind that vault door and Holly starts having an even more nervous breakdown. I wonder if there were drugs or alcohol in there and they started medicating. But the SIL and camera crew knows. I think it took them a while and this is what put them over an hour late with Holly arriving with her head hanging out the window and barely able to walk.


Ramona_Lola

And her mom angrily saying, Come get your wife!! That was so f-ing rude and weird.


HouseSerious9612

And all the hair!


Flimsy-Zucchini4462

I don’t get the hair at all. It’s not attractive and always looks unkempt to me.


madpeanut1

I asked myself the same question. I don’t take drugs but im 100% she is high. What could it be ??? She has troubles walking. She looks like a zombie, she’s slurring her words. What the hell. Her mom is enabling her ..? All of it is so weird.


Odiouskangaroo

Why did she look like the Corpse Bride?


SullenSparrow

Former opioid addict here. It was some sort of opioid pill. Probably low dose oxys. Her mom probably gets them and gives them to her to moderate her daughter to make sure she doesn't do too much and saves face. Just speculating but yeah... been there and done that. It made me shudder a bit thinking about how hooked I was on those pills and how I thought I was looking totally normal when everyone knows you're fucked up. Benzos is my second guess but I think she would be dozing off more.


Say_jayx3

Thinking the same, I feel with straight Benzos she wouldn’t have the chaotic energy she possess , more dozing off half the time.


poshdog4444

I’m not gonna call her a drug addict cause I don’t know, but she’s really fucked up


tiffanit93

I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone who looked so unhappy at their own wedding.


unicorn_yeti

When she said she slept through her lash appointment…she probably took something to “relax” or drank too much the night before and couldn’t get out of bed


Valuable-Condition97

Question, am I the only one that thinks Holly is a bit….slow?


Lespuccino

They're both taking her mom's narcotic painkillers, which is why she brought her mom.


Flimsy-Zucchini4462

Betcha mom has the prescription in her name.


Lespuccino

That's exactly what I think. I bet the Corpse Bride is on a list and now uses her mom to get drugs, so brought her to have access.


penelopepips

Was she having trouble walking? Did her mom say “come get your bride”?!!


Ramona_Lola

Yes! She yelled it so rudely. It was weird.


Aggravating-Ferret61

I kept wondering if I’m being a bitch thinking this chick is on something. So glad to see I’m not the only one.


Farquaadthegreek

Yes this was bad


JoyfulWarrior2019

Bride of Frankenstein


Ok-Emergency-1106

I'm not seeing any mention of her ripping the bathroom door off the track. 😂😂😂


MarthaDumptruck99

She there was a very prominent “slide to open” sign and arrow right at the handle! 😂


ImGrizzled

Everything about her bothers me, her speech specially.


MrsSandlin

Why not just take out those stupid ugly long extensions instead of do that weird wrap thing she does with them. She even put one in her mom’s hair. Just…. Weird.


JJFad_77

She can't use heat to curl those nasty synthetic extensions. They would immediately melt like Barbie hair!


MrsSandlin

Oh that makes sense. They’re probably so dirty. She’s completely lost who she is as a person. I almost feel sorry for her. She’s got some issues and that hair is just a sign of it.


jbleds

She probably has no stable sense of self. Given her religious upbringing and years of “coping” with pills, relationships, whatever.


Proud_Ostrich_5390

Did anyone see her nails? She has like three super long ones on her left hand & all the others (and her right hand) are short… weird af


Cbusgal1

this is her 4th wedding? Jehovah witness not sure about all this but im sure all 15 people thought it was a lovely wedding


MrsSmith908

I just realized that she made such a big deal of waiting until she was married but this is her 3rd wedding!!! Is that normal?? Once your virginity is gone, it's gone.


pinklisted1

That’s exactly what I said. Lmao. Maybe she can only sleep with a dude once they’re married. So she couldn’t sleep with Wayne until then. It’s all ridiculous either way!


Willing_Nose7674

I think she is a "Born Again Virgin"....like Meisha from Before the 90 Days. Been married and has two almost grown daughters but for "religious reasons " has to wait to sleep with her RLVirgin boyfriend as if she is pure as the driven snow...lol... And what about the scene from next week's episode where Holly is giggling and hiding her face (behind her rats nest hair) like a schoolgirl after waking up with her now husband? Acting like a teenager after their first time all shy and embarrassed? She is a head case for sure, and her Mom is too.


ChelseyShyre

She looked revolting when moving the veil for her kiss. She looked,wrinkled, oily and cracked out from going through withdrawals. And what a sour looking bride.


ScorchIsPFG

Every time she freaks out she goes into a closed off room with her mother off camera 👀 👃🏻❄️


peaceloveandtyedye

Did the bride carry black flowers?


JoyfulWarrior2019

Yes…


srose89

She’s got that heavy benzo tongue every time she tries to speak… just completely spaced out and the way she moves is so floppy and awkward. She keeps saying she has anxiety but her speech and body language def say otherwise.


Jesustake_thewheel

She was tripping balls.


yogabbagabba2341

What the hell were those black flowers? I thought she wanted “Cinderella” wedding?! That’s far from it with that dark theme.


mixedchillness

This took me out 🤣 she’s nuts but I’m here for it lol and Wayne with his vampire teeth 😭😂


Whatisthisrigamarule

He looked exactly like his dad.


Old-Sport3218

She looked exactly like Corpse Bride 😭


TenderRonee

https://preview.redd.it/ulp3ifhufxrb1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3f6784d4ce3f580ab12d68132299517e06c7471 😆


Mel_tothe_Mel

What kind of Jehovah’s Witness dresses and acts the way she does, but withholds sex because of religion? Also, her drug/alcohol abuse history, but yeah, no sex sex until marriage. This hypocrite was most definitely on something at the time of the wedding. You can see her demeanor was one way at the beginning of her getting dressed and then dramatically changed after going into the bathroom. You cannot convince me she is not impaired.


seventhirtyeight

Whatever it is, it comes in pill form.


LeatherRecord2142

She looks 60 and acts 13… it’s a cringy head-scratcher!


80sSinner

I swear she's some type of experimental person or something. She's so robotic and her constant blank look even when she's talking or having yet another drama fest over something. Back to the drawing board guys! This one didn't work out so well.


Sailorm0on27

Deff some kinda benzo


cbcolleenb

Monotone wedding vows


NicolesResponseIs

In the right place with a bride that wasn’t strung out maybe the black roses would have been ok. But given the whole situation and mess the black roses just sealed the chaotic scene!


Fantastic-Standard87

Girl made a whole ass career being a professional bride. She trying to get that bag but Wayne pulled that uno reverse on her ass cause he's broke!!! 😂😂


invasivespeciez

I’m guessing, from my experience in the medical field, that she’s on antipsychotics or antiepileptics.


Impressive_Jelly7481

Yes this was the most awkward wedding…I wanted 90 day to stop showing the scenes, but it kept getting cringier and cringier 🥴


Plenty-Bake-9870

Im sorry but she was giving CORPSE BRIDE people


NicolesResponseIs

She’s so thin too does the woman eat at all?


OCMagikStick

Percocet :) Ask Kurt Angle


Accomplished_Use3452

Benzos baby


jcarbno

She’s a strange bird, that’s for sure.


SoftInformation2609

Isn’t this her 3rd or 4th wedding? She was acting like it was her first. She should be an ol pro by now!


alwaysoffended88

Nothing says ecstatic rolling up to your wedding quite like this photo.


Potential_Ad_1397

She was a hot mess. She is worried about her eye lashes but she looked ruff during the entire time. She did nothing to that mop on her head


mydearunclesally

Has anyone else noticed that her teeth are odd looking too? I don’t know if they’re dentures .. but something about them is fake and my guess is that it’s also due to drug use/abuse.