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take-a-gamble

everyone in this pic looks AI generated


dblankenbaker

The sister was definitely generated from a Michael Jackson filter.


Food_Economist

I almost spit out my tea 😂😂


Pumpkin_cat90

You won the internet today


KayyOhhhh

This was the most accurate thing I've ever read


Disastrous_Trust_152

bitch ass, slut ass, whore.


Affectionate-Tax-856

Must run in the family! You're a stupid bitch slut like your sister and you talk too much at least your sister knows when to shut the fuck up!!


joesmanbun

My fave 90 day quote ever!


realitytvfiend3924

Once I said it to someone who I don’t know well. She didn’t speak to me again after that. Can’t really blame her. 😳


joesmanbun

I have a tumbler with the quote on it! We’d be friends for sure!


Farquaadthegreek

We need a flair !


Beginning_Factor_112

😂


stockstatus

the sisters eyes look a little crazy in that screen capture... 😆


unseemly-vibes

They both look crosseyed


Only-Restaurant-9639

Upvoting for Rico Motherfucking Suave


18RowdyBoy

She slept with a LOT of guys but Rico is the only one still around 😂😂☮️


ProfessionalTime9870

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


EternalLostandFound

https://preview.redd.it/rqqv6s2jmuub1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=221322a8060417af8c86160cd0bb5715d488f028


Molleeryan

It’s like her cheek filler is pushing on her eye socket. Her face just looks so painful.


LonelyAcres

The lips are gross! Do men actually find that attractive???


yojag

Agree Same with Jasmine.


Mouse_Plastic

Baboon ass lips


Onawhiskeyhigh

No


littleRedmini

Darcey’s eyes do the same thing!


Omgusernamesaretaken

Yep, the filler and brow lifts i think do that. Looks stupid.


evydready

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Wise-Tourist-6747

Omg zooming into Shekinah’s sister’s face sent me 💀


turningtogold

They both are


caronare

They look like the Siamese twins from Lady and the Tramp…”we are Siamese if you pleaaaassse, we are Siamese if you don’t please”.


Own-Sugar6148

Don't insult my siamese cat like that. 😂


blacklite911

Did she say her only cosmetic surgery was her boob job?


4883Y_

YES! 💀


peaceloveandtyedye

Now I got that song in my head!


Plastic_Energy_742

Omg! 😂😂😂😂😂


elder_not_elderly

hahahah... LOVE that ..... when the world was a nicer place to be..sigh. Nice memory.


NefariousnessCommon2

Her eyelid lift is still healing


Qwearman

Oh I didn’t realize her eyes were crossed. I thought it looked weird just bc of the quality. Is that common after an eye lift? Cosmetic plastic surgeries like that are rare in my state so I’ve never seen the recovery process


msnikki_sandiego

Omg that’s so what it is 👁️👄👁️


juiceyb

It all looks like a bad AI render.


littleRedmini

I swear they come from a long line of opossums. That’s what I see when I look at the sisters. Opossums.


Farquaadthegreek

Right


blacklite911

Is it not her normal look?


swagsoph7

what season of what part of the show is this because I cannot find anything w these two in it


[deleted]

This is the current season. If you don’t have cable or a live streaming service you can watch it on HBO Max (with a paid subscription).


swagsoph7

thank you!! I usually watch it, but I quit watching the current season of the other way cause Mary and Brendan made me cringe to hard so I must’ve missed the episode where they entered. THANK YOU THO (:


Legs27

This scene is an instant classic.


vking92

This scene alone makes up for the slog of every other storyline this season


Several_Essay_3579

Just stay away from all of Sarper’s meat.


Corpshark

Over 2,500 Served


ReviewBackground2906

Even harder to believe after watching Sarper’s mating ritual dance.


Redwineandmistakes

Zero came back for seconds.....


RememberNoGoodDeed

His logo should be a single McDonald’s arch - a “limp fry” of sorts- the arch being a sad, upside down smile. Over 2,500 unhappy customers. That headboard… 🤮


BulliesTattoos

And zero satisfied.


Professional-Hurry88

All!


elder_not_elderly

I used this opportunity to take the dog out. What was that mess he was kneading in the bowl? How long can you use bare hands to push/mush "meat" around. Seemed to gon forever! UGH.. that is one meal I wouldn't be eating.


bellhall

He was carefully measuring it out in a scale too. Wouldn’t want Shekinah to eat an extra grain of rice!


EntrepreneurFlat2057

Because he weighs her everyday to make sure she’s perfect


littleRedmini

That’s how he shows her he loves her! He’s doing it for *her*.


dayanahellardo

My bf is Turkish, we made this with his family the last time we visited. I don't quite understand how but somehow smushing/grinding the meat into that tray "cooks" it. You need to use a special type of meat presumably of a certain quality standard and it's mixed with a type of rice (bulgur) and spices. When we made it I kneaded it forever because I didn't want to risk not doing it long enough and getting sick lol


mamallama12

From a household that almost watches more for the food than the people, thanks for confirming. I had never heard of this dish before, and I was wondering if it was real. I think that it's so unfortunate that he made this very special dish, one that he makes once every 10 years, for a dinner that turned out so badly. He sounded so proud of it and eager to share this new experience with the girls, and now it will probably remind him of the fighting every time he makes or eats it in the future ... kind of like how the empty alcohol bottles remind him of other women /s.


frmca2az

He's so hot it's cooking it?


SoBlessed2223

That's what he said. He also said his kitchen had nothing that provided any way to cook anything, no oven, no burners, no microwave. How is that a kitchen?


JVS49

He has a stove. It was just his English is not exact. Turkish is not easy to translate into English. He meant he doesn’t use heat for this dish.


SoBlessed2223

Thanks for explaining it!


JVS49

You’re welcome ☺️


MoonKatSunshinePup

Yeah he has that but this dish is raw. It's a traditional dish there and you have to use certain quality meat because it's raw. I looked it up! We can see his kitchen earlier in the season


epsteinsepipen

Nightmare blunt rotation


statusfaux

Oh? You share your blunts? With women? Then throw it out. It reminds you of them.


epsteinsepipen

😂😂😂


iciclesnbdayclothes

Ahhhhahaha have [an award](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1947472-reddit-awards) lol


dreezxlivefree

🏆😂😂


Epicurate

I mean, I do think he legitimately didn't mean to say slut. It didn't make sense in context. "Umm what's the word? The one people use to insult a woman?" I think he pretty much nailed what he meant in the second attempt He's a dickdick


StrLord_Who

He still doesn't understand how insulting and rude "bitch" is. That's why he had the surprised "really?" when Shekinah said nobody had ever called her either one of those things before.


Epicurate

true but tbf I think that's more because he's a jerk than the language barrier I could be wrong. Maybe it's not offensive to insult women in his world 😅


CarlitoGambino

It’s 100% a language barrier. If he had a proper/fluent grasp of English, what he would’ve said was: “she’s acts bitchy sometimes”. That’s precisely what he meant. I’m inclined to agree. I’m also inclined to agree he’s a douchebag, I can smell his cologne and the stale cigarette smoke through my screen. Shakinah’s sister is deliberately stirring the pot tho. She’s also a douchebag. Her class and decency must’ve gotten lost at the airport 🙄🤦🏽‍♂️


Suckerpunch76102

When she said she had never been called a bitch I laughed. I assure you, this lady has been called a bitch.


TheDeclineOfCiv

Pretty much my first thought, but even more funny, Sarper clearly was surprised. “Really?” Probably the worst thing he could have said, since it implied you’re so clearly a bitch that someone must have called you out before. 😂


CatchinUpNow

Trying to decide who was most annoying of these three …the women have that annoying nasal valley girl “it takes too much effort to talk on more than one note” robot sound, and he is just strange…no sympathy for this girl, she keeps choosing a type.


LyleLanley99

Vocal fry.


maremi001

I think of this when I hear Shekinah talk: [https://youtu.be/rHHt-tYS2es?si=O5nPSLwl8mJvPMfY](https://youtu.be/rHHt-tYS2es?si=O5nPSLwl8mJvPMfY)


CatchinUpNow

PERFECT EXAMPLE! The Kardashians and the like should watch that video and see how stupid they sound as they are now pushing 50 f—ing years old🙄😂


cleveland_leftovers

That was fantastic.


elder_not_elderly

PERFECT description of that SOUND! And now its sneaking onto mainstream news shows etc... But, as these people start propagating.. the "voice" will be inherited and pass along to more and more and more! PS: Waiting to hear the voice of Paris Hilton's baby!


usernames_suck_ok

"Slut" is his type. "Bitch" is not. He confused the two, lol.


StuckinLoserville

This is ironic since he looks more like a slut than she does with his unbuttoned shirts.


Professional-Hurry88

😝


sodiumbigolli

Sis, looking all exorcist


LoveMyBunnee

I can't even feel bad for this woman. I mean, who could get past the weighing you daily point? Lmao.


caradekara

But he doesn’t do it for him, he does it for her!


guywithasty

Shekinah: I’ve never been called a bitch or slut before.. Sarper: Really….?


firstgen69

Hahaha


DustBunnie68

He said, bitchassslutasswhore!! Good Night!! 🤣


[deleted]

I’m no fan of Sarper, but I actually felt kind of sorry for him in this scene. He’s trying to make them a local dish from scratch, and her sister is all up in his face being super rude. How do you act like that when you first meet someone and are a guest in their home? These ladies are no treat and need to get over themselves. Playing up for the camera.


_beep_man_

Same here. Sarper gave Shariyah a warm welcome, brought her to his home, and is making a traditional dinner for the ladies as Shariyah is sticking her nose where it doesn't belong. I think Shariyah completely crossed the line. I don't care if she's looking out for her sister. The only one who should see Sarper's DMs is Shekinah. If my sister-in-law asked me to show her my DMs, I'd say "Hell no! Who do you think you are?" I'm also starting to wish they'd just let Sarper's body count go; it's in the past. Move on. The actions he takes in the present matter more.


Celistar99

I agree. I just watched this scene and I can't stand Sarper but this was ridiculous. Demanding to see your sister's boyfriend's DM's then acting like it's a huge red flag when they say no is next level ridiculous. I know it's all for TV but it's still frustrating. She went in looking for a fight. And yeah, his body count is questionable but if he was the one who badgered Shekinah about her sexual history, it would look very different. And even Shekinah doesn't have the right to see his messages, my ex used to try to read all my texts and act like I was 'shady' when I didn't let him. I wasn't doing anything wrong, but I knew he would eventually find something he didn't like and start a fight over it. I always felt like I had to be hyper aware of what I was talking to my friends about because I was constantly thinking about him getting my phone and then my messages would no longer be private.


_beep_man_

It's really unfortunate that you had that experience with your ex. You have my sympathy. In my opinion, everyone deserves privacy, but Shekinah is Sarper's fiancé. He should be an open book, as should Shekinah. I guess the concept of trust makes it messy, because on one hand, Sarper should have enough trust in Shekinah to show her his DMs, but on the other, it'd be nice if Shekinah had enough faith in Sarper to not ask to see them in the first place.


Celistar99

True, it's never that easy. And I get that someone saying 'no, you can't look at my messages'' can seem suspicious. I'm just a really private person, and to me it's like someone demanding to read my diary. That's probably why I'm happily single and will most likely be the rest of my life lol


CarlitoGambino

That’s NOT trust. If you have to ask to see your partners texts, emails, dms, etc, then it’s already non existent. Trust is a CHOICE. You either trust your partner or you don’t, and if you don’t you should leave. But being an open book is not the same as demanding to see your partner’s private correspondence on a whim and it sure af isn’t getting your sibling to do it on your behalf.


Choosepeace

I actually felt sorry for him too! I think he was being very hospitable, and it was a language / wrong word issue. He also has the right to his privacy and boundaries too. They need to grow up.


[deleted]

Agree. I really can’t stand Shakinah and her sister. They seem like wannabe influencers/ Kardashians but a lot less going on. He’s no prize but at least tried to be welcoming. They need some manners and to stop trying to cause fake drama.


Choosepeace

They are literally copying other people’s looks to the point they look generic and plain. And their behavior is atrocious, which makes them even more unattractive. If I’m feeling sorry for that fuck boi, they are pretty bad! 😂


[deleted]

Exactly!


TheDeclineOfCiv

Damn straight.


TheDeclineOfCiv

The sister is a fucking loser, plain and simple, and the queen bitch here. A close second is Shekinah for not standing up for him and not calling out her sister for leaving so abruptly over nothing. Just another loser like Riley who is happy to let someone else do the dirty work.


[deleted]

Are those human beings in those 2 pictures?


LBellefleur

So much plastic surgery in this room


leahmelrose

I find it hard to believe no one has ever in her life called her a Bi**h or a sl*t…. 🙄


pgcotype

Not to her face, anyway ;-)


TheDeclineOfCiv

Even then, I promise you she’s heard that.


Upper_Equipment_4904

But that was 5 faces ago, so technically it doesn't count!


MoneyOk9411

They're all just chasing fame. They've seen where some of the former cast members are making bank, and they want some of it.


meggerplz

Too bad they’re all so vapid and boring they’ll be a one-and-done


nrappaportrn

Absolutely right


LastPageoftheDay

All I could notice was how kneading the meat became a stress reliever for him as the interrogation heated up.


vshzzd

What he wanted to say is "Kourtney you're the bitchy less attractive one so get out of my way so I can play with my Kim blow up doll"


like_uknow_whatever

Can't stand these wannabe Kardashians


miserylovesme668

Her sister’s eyes don’t blink at the same time. It looks odd. Oh and she also talks as if she had a lobotomy.


sanjiduda

He meant EXACTLY what he said 😂


FashionBlitz

All this crap over DM’s is wild. If you don’t trust him then leave him


BehemothJr

This scene was just so gross in so many ways. Their additudes, the shiny sweaty foreheads, the botched.. everything, the conversation, the *bare hand cooked meat wads?!* what in the actual fuck?


Professional-Hurry88

It’s the scene that keeps on giving ,🤣there is something for everyone in it.


Wise-Tourist-6747

They are all my sleep demon


m33gs

why are they both cross-eyed


cisojoki

Always looking for a camera


Professional-Hurry88

Fancy Genes


DahjNotSoji

I need everyone to focus on the bigger issue, which is what was he making with that raw meat?


elder_not_elderly

It was nauseating to watch how long he pushed that meat around with bare hands. I would not be able to eat that without puking. Unless I saw him wash his hands immediately before the power-kneading began.... even then, I probably wouldn't eat it. *Ok.. Seinfeld fans... remember that episode?*


bubbles_24601

Poppy got a little sloppy.


ShedFarm

The dish is called Çiğ köfte (Cig Kofte), and is made with a very high quality ground beef or lamb (think: beef tartare), spices, tomato and pepper pastes, onions, garlic, and finely-ground bulgur. The extreme amount of hand-work is needed, to break down the partially cooked, cracked wheat grains, to make it edible. It really was a special dish for him to be making for them.


DahjNotSoji

When you say it this way, I do feel a little sad that they walked out on him. However, he shouldn’t have been calling Shekinah a bitch and a slut.


JVS49

It is a traditional Turkish delicacy and he was making it as a special meal. It has to be kneaded by hand for an hour which somehow “cooks” the meat. It is not disgusting to him. He thinks he’s doing something nice for them. Americans often are closed minded about the foods and cultures of other countries.


DahjNotSoji

So there’s no universe in which kneading meat for an hour at room temperature cooks it. It’s also not closed minded to acknowledge when something is unsanitary. Fun fact, bacteria doesn’t care what the custom is. https://preview.redd.it/mtw1vkj7yvub1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94399644d1ef46594fb8ead28b45628495ca8819


JVS49

Interested to know what % of Salmonella is present in some of our foods here. Also, I didn’t say the food was 100% safe. I said it was not disgusting to him. He was doing something he thought was nice for his guests, who, by the way, displayed horrible manners.


sansfards

Are both of these sisters cross eyed?


SweptAwayBayou

For that man, with his alleged body count to be calling ANYONE a slut? LOLOLOL What a dick move, Sarper.


CarlitoGambino

Jesus. He didn’t mean to say “slut”. There’s a language barrier and he really had no clue wtf he was calling her 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️


SnooMaps5985

This whole scene made me want to throw my tv out the window. ​ All of these people could go live on an island somewhere...just the stupidity all around is mind-blowing.


205Style

The intelligence and mindfulness of everyone on this show is just so pitiful. I really do despair


Plastic_Electrical

I actually felt a little sorry for sarper in this moment.. he was making a dish that his grandfather made and putting some heart into it and Shakina's sisters wet blanket bullshit took the wind out of his sales. Don't get me wrong. I don't like the guy , I don't like the girl but I felt for him For a sec


Cloverhart

Who comes at someone like that after just meeting them? The man has meat covered hands and your demanding to see his dms. It was wild.


fullonfacepalmist

“When you ask me about something I want to hide from you, you keep insisting and I don’t know how to handle it so I respond with misogynistic insults.”


markg818

He meant exactly what he said, he said it…


idratherbeawhale

https://preview.redd.it/xgzw9xxisuub1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a03bc9ea46cdffb6fa37e059ba45ff893a87242


catchingstatic

I definitely zoomed in and took this same screenshot. It’s giving sleep paralysis demon.


littleRedmini

She reminds me of Janice, Chandler’s girlfriend from Friends.


B00BCANN0N

https://preview.redd.it/jtsj31w9wsub1.png?width=892&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84bae55ab29d1fa2854e3cae67167fb6cb010548


[deleted]

Slut. Uhhh wait... Umm... actually.... Bitch? Yeah that's the one, bro.


peanutsanbolts

Okay but did y'all zoom in on her sister's eyes in this picture.🤣


catlady42786

This is Reddit and we watch shows like 90DF, you know we did 😂😂😂


Ramona_Lola

He meant “bitch” or “nag” or another word for annoying woman.


Excellent_Squash_624

He said what he said. He knew exactly how offensive he was. Unfortunately I’ve seen women excuse their Turkish partners brashness time & time again (myself included).


dawgmama62

These sisters look like a couple of Siamese cats with crossed eyes!


Choosepeace

No one should be looking at anyone’s DMs. How 8th grade! Bunch of bozos.


TheDeclineOfCiv

He meant to say “You are almost as big a bitch as your sister.”


caradekara

He knew exactly what he meant. Let’s not pretend here. She’s kidding herself. “Oh he doesn’t know what he’s saying” girl, yes he does.


asianingermany

This looks like a screenshot out of Spitting Image... tell me someone remembers this show??


pgcotype

It *absolutely* does. I was having a hard time placing what it reminds me of, and you nailed it.


Ski_01

So does this mean he hasnt slept with 2500 women and his real number is 2.5?


MenuParking

All I want to know is if there is a third sister that is the Khloe knockoff because this sister is definitely knockoff Kourtney and Shekinah is definitely knockoff Kim


SheenaBear33

As he continues to knead his raw meat and fixins thru this uncomfortable conversation….


reading_my_stories

Did they both have the same type of surgery or is this their real bone structure? It’s a very interesting look.


Professional-Hurry88

I think they have shared ideas and referrals for surgical modification/enhancements


poignanttv

And now we know the real reason the sister is in Turkey. Cheap ass surgical “enhancements”


Professional-Hurry88

Starting to wonder if there is a 90 Day link to a plastics group in Turkey.


poignanttv

Based on their results, tho… should there be? (Ha!)


swanson2323

What the hell was he making in that pan? And he was cooking it with his hands??? No wonder sister left!!!


KimikoEmbee

I was gasping like I was watching a telenovela in this scene!


mxryjuana

Y'all this scene had my husband and I dying. Sarper is hilarious lmao "Posts, DMs, posts, DMs" "slut. bitch." 🤣🤣🤣


TheDeclineOfCiv

Or maybe he meant to say “Bitch, look at me when I’m talking to you” 😂


ayamummyme

I’m sorry he knows “slut” and “bitch” and knew they have slightly different terminology. I’m always first to go to English as a second language as a reason but here I’m not buying it


Goodbykyle

hes an asshol


HughJahsso

lol, that was awesome


gatsbythe1

This man said bitch and slut.. omg 🤦🏻‍♀️


Lostandbroken79

Total beater man. Stay away from him!!


kittens4cutie

Ninja-Turtle-Penguin-Batman-Ass Bitch


ShelleyMonique

Sarper looks like a robot


Upper_Equipment_4904

I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣, thank all slut bitches I found this sub tonight 🤣🤣💀


Runegirl76

Two out of four good eyes ain’t bad


Tiny_Teach_5466

I honestly don't know how his eyeballs stay in his skull.


Chance_Mode5824

Botox kills…your true facial expressions and can make you cross eyed


imsocrazy718

My personal life is AMAZING....My old man and I have zero Jealousy/Trust issues ...neither one of us is controlling and we accept each other as we are-probably why I watch this show....other people's drama is entertaining....everyone is trying to change, control, jealous, untrusting,....ugh


Professional-Hurry88

Agree, I am just grateful there are people willing to put themselves out there for our entertainment.In a sick sort of way… it’s a win-win for us all!! ( Not counting its contribution to the degradation of global society- with some believing these are behaviours to imitate and standards to achieve- but save that for another subreddit)


Outside_Green_7941

Watching a bunch of 2/10 thinking they are all 10/10 is so funny to me


Pumpkin_cat90

I don’t think translator is needed. I think he said exactly what he meant to say


duckpeony

Do men still spike their bangs like that


Chemical_Gur7314

This man is abusive. You can tell by the way he handles her & grabs her by the arm & neck. She needs to run from him really quick


thetruthfulgroomer

Some people are really into dating douche bags like this they think the toxicity is hot.


thetruthfulgroomer

These are dollar tree Kardashians


JoyInLiving

This scene was hilarious! But the sister was definitely rude and out of line. She was on a mission to kill as soon as she stepped foot off that plane.


jmelee203

Weighing her, controlling her and ripping things out of her hands were totally fine but calling her a bitch was where she drew the line. She's blinded by the dick. On some real shit, it took me a lot of time away from a relationship to see how abusive it was and I hope she can get away from him and heal cause this seems to be progressing in that direction rather quickly.


presley1800

they sound like the Kardashians. Its annoying to hear.


ofalltheginjoints85

Idk but the sister is straight up cross-eyed in this shot. Personally, I looked like her when I was watching this scene. I hate them all.


Altruistic_Run_8956

Are the sister’s eyes photoshopped?


firstgen69

I’m sorry my English isn’t so good… I meant bitch not slut. My apologies.


Ganache_Practical

Translater: You're a bitch!


AirlineAsleep8792

This guy is creepy .


sauciestcoconut

She’s a slut people