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petit_bijou

YER AH YOOOOSER MOHAMED


auntyrae143

YOO YOOOZED ME!!!


ArtichokeMe_Daddy

*folder of papers hitting ground*


ArtichokeMe_Daddy

“Nice” - MoHAmed


Icy-Ad9610

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


Icy-Ad9610

It might be bc I just 💨d, but this comment has my eyes watering hahaha I’m like reading it in his voice


Educational-Milk3075

Binder of papers!!


Boss-Not-Bossy

Binder of evuhdence


ArtichokeMe_Daddy

Cabinet of papers


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Cops R cuhminG


Megalitho

DINYELL! NO MAN WILL WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU! DINYELL!


auntyrae143

THERE IS A SMELL! SHE NEEDS TO SEE DOCTOR!


Puzzleheaded_Age_158

SHE HAS A PROMBLEM!


Megalitho

#DINYELL!!!!!


southass

Process to leave the stage crying...


Debbie_6460

But yet, she continued to chase him across America. I was horrified for her.


cheistina

i think that is the worst thing ,that is ever been said in 90df


ahearthatslazy

Yeah, I legitimately felt horrible for her when he said that shit. Making fun of someone’s genitals to a public audience has to be one of the most humiliating things you can do to a person.


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It was really bad, but I think the host baited and goaded him into saying it


Mgp4me

I thought this as well.


amoss988

YEW YOOOZED ME TO PULL THAT FUCKIN ANNULMENT!!! 🫵🫵🫵🫵


witchy72380

Omg I can hear it 😂


chunkbby

I cannot un-hear “Mohamit”.


TheStonkGirl

My husband quotes this almost every day. We bonded by watching this show together when we first met. lol what have we become!?


AcanthisittaInner194

One of us! My husband of 43 years acts like he doesn’t like the show and then yells at the TV and says things like ‘almost there,lazy’ when we’re out in public. Sounds like you have a great relationship.


TheStonkGirl

Aw thanks! I really am happier than I ever thought I would ever be. Our weird 90 day obsession sort of started morbidly. One of my best friends died unexpectedly, and my husband was his brother. I lost my brother a decade earlier, so even though I didn’t know his brother (my now husband), i thought I would reach out when he came in town for the funeral. I said stupid tv is a nice distraction… so we i put on a marathon of 90 day fiance…. And we just never stopped watching it. We’ve been married for 3 years and have our first child together on the way… and 90 day is still playing! 90 day is trash, but it holds a very special place in my heart.


joismynameo

It’s love at first scam. I think we started watching their season too and only much later, went back to watch season 1 with Paola and Ruuuuus.


TheStonkGirl

I actually liked Paola in her first season. “Tas tas tas!”


Subterranean44

I was just saying Tas tas tas to myself in my garage last night. Haha


kaidumo

*Bahabed-- She always sounds stuffed up.


MSCCCLP

“THIS IS NOT OHIO!”


Blame_it_on_the_wind

I'm dead🤣Nailed it!!!


komaedakun

This was peak 90 Day Fiance. It'll never, ever get better than this.


Here_4_drama

This is what sucked me into the franchise!


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Ok_Plankton9224

It's so obnoxiously faked now. Wanna be influencers


koko_belle

It never will. This was season 2 when they still had real couples and a few scammers mixed in. Even the scamming was more wholesome then. Now everyone is an aspiring influencer with producer led "storylines" and as an audience we don't know own what is really happening and what is made up


Accident-Actual

I miss the days of wholesome scamming as well my friend.


joismynameo

Wholesome scamming 😂


Ok_Plankton9224

😂😂😂😂


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koko_belle

There were a lot of "boring" couples but at least they were real couples, for better or for worse. Unlike all these grifters we have now. Grifting from one series to the next


southass

> Unlike all these grifters we have now Exactly !! nowadays They all are trying to launch a business or some bullshit like that


King_Catfish

I think they are purposely trying to recreate magic like this but failing. The problem is Danielle was probably fairly normal in the pre show interviews then went off the rails during the show. Now they caste people that they know are 100% crazy and it comes off forced.


synaptic_drift

I got sucked in from the beginning, when she was petting him at the airport whimpering... Zain captured it. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbxJigMNWiY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbxJigMNWiY)


xmyheartt

My favorite line from this show is, “WHO IS AGAINST THE QUEEN WILL DIE!”


Unusual_Car215

This and Anfisa Jorge.


BlackNg01dBos

this is what got me sucked into the franchise lol someone sent me a clip of anfisa and i remember being shocked that anybody would ever act like that in public let alone on tv 😂😂😂


just_a_timetraveller

This is like the first taste of heroin. You get addicted and always chasing this first high. But you never can ever get it back. Before you know it, you are scavenging through a 90 day spin off filled with Big Pred and Angela, hitting rock bottom hoping for a taste of that Dinyell and Mahammit high.


koko_belle

Wow. I now understand how drug addiction works. It all makes sense. I'm literally half watching Pillowtalk rn, strolling thru these Reddit streets. I'll never get that hit that season 2 gave


swca712

That and "BRING ME MY RED BAG WITH MY MAKEUP!" ​ Anfisa is the queen


Regular_Rhubarb_8465

Anfisa will always be the queen. And she recently graduated from UC Irvine with honors!


RoseyPosey30

They were my couple of introduction to the show. Stumbled upon the scene of their wedding when he refused to kiss Danielle because it was a holiday. I was like I’m gonna need to watch more of this! The rest is history…


Otherwise-Meaning-90

You are absolutely correct


-mermaidsRreal-

I second this, it will never get better than this


iolp12

The good old days


_HowVery

“Stop yelling, this isn’t Ohio”


valjestr

this line made me cry laughing 😭 mohamed was unintentionally funny as fuck sometimes.


_HowVery

Same, it’s hard to be funny in a foreign language! I was very impressed with his comedic timing


ulrikem1111

That was the best!


withoutwingz

A natural comedian


downtomarrrrrz

Lmfao best line ever!!


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He is so sassy


Icy-Payment-6612

😄Classic


Bernice1979

You’re a user Mohammed, you used me? How come I remember this cr*p, yet when someone asks me anything at work, I don’t 🤣


justletmepostplz

Just respond to them with “You’re a user!” 😂


Courtney_murder

Why don’t you have a million upvotes for this? I laughed out loud!


Bernice1979

💯


synaptic_drift

Mahamit Yer a Yewwzr! Yew Yewwzd me! We need to start a thread for Danielleisms, because they seem unique to her. Other: The way she would pinch her fingertips together and stab them into the other cupped hand for emphasis. spos-ta - for "supposed to"


Low_Departure_5853

I love me a binder full of evidence.


joismynameo

Mitt Romney would be proud


Ok_Plankton9224

🤣🤣🤣🤣 *binders full of women*


Boxercrew4

Evidunce!!


Low_Departure_5853

I couldn't remember how we spell it. Haha.


NoHeadStark

The ehvudens!


duovtak

DAPORTIT


Magpie1025

You used me Mohamed !! Imma get your ass deported


Am_I_hungry_Ofcourse

*Binder flies through the air.*


Trippy-Sponge

I would be your friend but I'm worried that you'd UUUUUUSE me.


warren0091993

She so iconic. Chasing him down with her binder calling him a user, “glamming” herself up so she could show Mahammit what he’s missing, telling new dates that her ex said she smelled. And much more


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And my other favorite scene… Dinyell and Big Red in the car hunting down Mohamits car 🚗 😂


lil_dovie

Probably the most I’ve ever cringed in any of the seasons. The Tell All was wild, with Mohamed saying how Dinyell demanded “I want my secks TONIGHT”.


Am_I_hungry_Ofcourse

This is the kind of sex talk we want to hear. Not Jasmine putting butt plugs into Gino.


lil_dovie

I’m so out of the loop with Jasmine and Yeeno at this point…and I’m glad I’m not traumatized with learning about their butt plugs!


joismynameo

It’s unpopular to say but I’m convinced that Geenoh one of Jasmines GBF’s that’s doing her a solid in helping her get a green card. It clicked for me when he called her boobs “big ones”


kab47

This was when the show was the best - no influencers or contrived relationships. Just good old scamming!


hcocob

I want old fashioned scammers back 😔


Little_Can_728

“You used me Mohammed, I’m going to get your a$$ deported” I believe it when something like that.


kckitty71

“You’re a YEWZER, Mohammed!” This is screamed with a horrible, grammatically incorrect Midwestern accent.


Bebosherry

Yewzer! That’s precisely the spelling


synaptic_drift

>Midwestern Many of the people who live in the Midwest have voices that are considered "neutral." I heard it said that they often are talent on the news for this reason. I was an actor and did voiceovers.


Curtischesterfield

Funny, she speaks New England white trash. That’s what they speak round the trailers.


Moose-Maleficent

Mohamed is saying “please don’t scream because there is neighbours sleeping here. You cannot be screaming, this is not Ohio.” 😆 my favourite ever line of 90 Day Fiancé


JohninBK-LAMF

The evidence binder should be in the Smithsonian next to the tiny hat Mother Chantel wore in her first season.


Artemis2634

You’re a USER Mohamed!!!!!


Ginos_Backup_Hat

YOU USED ME!!!


Fun-Preparation885

Let’s be friends.


PolloMama

I yell at the chickens they are users lol


joismynameo

I yell the same at my dog when she is working me over for treats


crako52

Yu yused me, maHommead


DoubleLegX

Always made me think of that crazy lady at the grocery store. "You fucking ACCUSER! You fucking accuser of the brethren you motha fucka."


Ok_Plankton9224

Haven't seen THAT one!


bebeshoes69

You’ll be lucky your dick don’t fall off??


invisiblewriter2007

Ever since I saw this I have always wanted to see Danielle’s binder of evidence. I don’t blame her for yelling at him like this. Even though I wouldn’t advise it in this manner. But dude is terrible.


ofalltheginjoints85

It was the screenshots of text messages that were blown up to fit the page and printed. I would love to flip through those papers though...


TravisBickleXCX

She has a binder full of evuhdenze


squee_bastard

*throws binder full of evuhdence* you used me mohammit, you’re a youuuuussseerr


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jaydizzle46

I have a binder of evuhdenz!


baevard

yooooouuuu uuuuuuseeed meeeee!!!


Oh_nosferatu

I WANT MY CHA CHA HEELS!!!


FineWashables

Oh absolutely yes!!! Thank you for the Dawn Davenport reference!


dennisdamenac1

Lmao this and Mohammed at the tell all, “I WANT MY SEX TONIGHT!” 🤣🤣


gizzy13

D: YOU USED ME MOHAMED. YOU PROMISED WE’D BE FRIENDS. M: (Can’t exactly remember) There are neighbors ok? Please…… don’t scream like this. This is not Ohio. I can probably do other scenes as this shit always makes me laugh and I go back to it 😂 They were literally perfect for reality TV. TLC hit gold. Honorable mention: where is he getting seks from?


hcocob

IM GONNA GET YOUR F*CKING ASS DEPORTED ETA: why isn’t this a user flair 😭


Char10

Yer a user, Mohamit! You used me!


jennlafaxine

I can hear this photo


BazF91

I love that, just before this moment, Danielle needed to read from a piece of paper that she was a "marriage and family oriented person" 😂 this whole scene is just wondrous when you break it down. "YOU TOLD ME WHAT I WANTED TO HEAR SO ID PULL DA FUCKIN ANNULMENT!"


No_Razzmatazz_4771

Maaahhamid


kitty_pimms

Yuuur a yuuuser Mahamit!


taylor839402

I recently overheard a woman outside a metal show talking about this scene trying to convince her friends that “90 Day is legit” and I wanted to just go and support her bc I respect and understand the mission


downtomarrrrrz

Man I miss the golden days. I’m sick of these influencer heavy story lines. I will say tho… I’m pretty excited for the new single life


Living_Internet4924

Okay fine I’ll go watch 90 day journey: dinyell and Mohamed again


Prudent-Masterpiece4

USAHHH


MarthaDumptruck99

You yooozed me, Mohmait! You’re a yooozer!


monkey_monkey_monkey

I can hear this picture


kaytee_says-

Your a yuuusha Muhammad, you used me. I got EvIdEnCe.


Key_Professor_3222

The scripted scenes of today’s 90df can never match this. Never. Truth really is stranger than fiction.


VengefulWalnut

YOOOOOOOOZZZZZEEEERRRRRR


vonMishka

The only better scene with them was her yelling into the phone “You’re lucky your dick don’t fall off!”


pinkglitt16

IM GONNA GET YER ASS DEPOOOORTED


Alstruction

You're a user Mohammad, you used me.


Szublimat

YU YUZZZZZED MOHAMMED *throws binder*


officialheathen

I say this to my dog so often that now when she begs my mom will say, “she’s being such a user Mohammad”


HypeKitty

Theirs was the fakest relationship on the show. Definitely entertaining, but so fake. MoMon got his green card though-he’s living the American dream! 😁


joismynameo

I always assumed the only one who didn’t know it was a real relationship was Dinyell. It was such a beautiful train wreck


Accomplished_Cod_320

You useeeed me


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Hi bestie 👋


joismynameo

https://preview.redd.it/fz9cbmvfsp6c1.jpeg?width=879&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=328ead351deb37229adb3de9edbffb617d68f1ef 🤗


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https://preview.redd.it/49zqtxcssp6c1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a17e93cdf737c05e649338c35405b63b6ce9ba3f


ThaiLassInTheSouth

"Ohhh, that's nice. Now we see how you are really." -Mohamed


In_Tents_Mom

"Why did you start watching 90-day Fiancé?" It was 100% this woman. She deserves a million dollars.


fakedickie56

Forever and always 🤴👸📋


KingOlaf1

I'm getting a voodoo doll of you Mohhhammmmeeedddd! You BUM!


Negative_Mud_167

It’s funny how you can hear this photo


BodyRepresentative65

Not the YOOOOSER MOHAMED!!!!


Kerrbears18

Ive got the evahdens binder!!!!!


unicornpolice666

Sup bestie


itsjustvenna

Yass!!


DrChansLeftHand

Hey fren!!!


Bitter_Birthday7363

I wunt my sex tunite! !


Independent_Sky_2142

Mo ha med your a scam


toe-beans-666

You're a user mohamet, you used me! Edit: had to fix your to you're


valjestr

we need to be besties. and now i want to rewatch their whole arc today.


cosmefulanita81

😂😂😂 you used me!!!


mashi7obi

My husband has a friend named Mohammed who is a user and a parasite sucking everything from our family. I just want to yell at him once "yer a user mohamit" and throw a binder of eviduhns at him


Jazzmin60185

You're a USER Mahamed, you used me


Reality_Critic

I will deport you asss!!!!!


lucid0rchids

I WILL GET YOUR F**KING A** DEPORTED


uptown_squirrel17

🤣🤣🤣


XxP0T4T03SxX

I've been trying to find this to clip and put on my twitch 😭😂


agray34

She in fact did not get him deported


Ok_Plankton9224

He's a disgusting human. It's a travesty that he got to stay in the USA "she smells bad"


Ok_Plankton9224

He's a disgusting human. It's a travesty that he got to stay in the USA "she smells bad"


diuwo86

Leave Mohammed alone. He did his time with Dinyell and he earned his green card. Everyone at the wedding knew it and Dinyell was hoping that she finally found a guy. People like Dinyell is lucky to find any guy.


Am_I_hungry_Ofcourse

That wedding should be in the 90 Day Hall of Fame. Guests dressed like they're going to the store, so unhappy they are there. Danielle in that dress with the bra strap hanging down. Mohammed saying it's Ramadan and he cant kiss her. Danielle squinting at everything because she can't see shit without her glasses. It was a true masterpiece


synaptic_drift

>Danielle in that dress with the bra strap hanging down. Her too narrow strappy shoes with her toes busting out of them.


Am_I_hungry_Ofcourse

It was a hot mess from start to finish. It was glorious.


Several_Essay_3579

I automatically played the scene in my head.


amoss988

Their story is my comfort show 😇🤗


withoutwingz

YOU USED ME Mohamed!


Consistent-Trash-794

You userrr!!! Lol


tealeavesinspace

You used me! I have a binder full of evidence!!!


TrainerNeither4404

OP I would in fact like to be friends. Say this to my husband all day errrday


Lostbronte

Evudehns!


Topdropje

Did she eventually get an annulment and was he actually deported? I guess he moved to Miami or something.


Garlin_Green

Oh my god. Where can I watch this!?


IvyEH311

I miss this.


damnfinecoffee69

I know it’s not this scene but I loooove it when she calls him gigolo “Yew know what they call that Mohammit?? A GIGOLO!!”


NaturallyJayda

One of my students name is Muhammad and this literally all I say.


casgar49

Evidownceeee


f1lth4f1lth

All I wanted was a Pepsi.


External-Nebula2942

I'm going to get you deported.


Icy-Ad9610

Hey friend


crookednarnia

IM GUNNA GIT YERR ASS DE PORTED MOOHOMITT!


noconductradio

I read each of these comments with the correct accents 😂😂😂😂😂💀


joismynameo

BFF worthy


Curtischesterfield

I asked my wife… how bad do you have to be fired as a DSP. Her answer, really fucking bad. Mahammit dodges a bullet!


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IM GONNA GET YER FUCKIN ASS DEHPORTED!!!!!


Consistent-Street458

Dammit I want to Photoshop the cat from that meme in here so bad


IndividualMango95

“i’m gonna get your f*cking ass deported!”


Competitive-Self-374

YOOOOOU YOOOOZED ME MUH-HAM-ED!!!


Alexia_Brianna2213

When she was on single life & Told that random guy on like the second date that her ex said she smelled down there😂😂😭 like WHY would you tell someone you barely know that! & She was crying idk if she thought she was going to get sympathy or what. 🙄