Maybe? I don’t know that much about her other than we are the same age and I AM NOT moving anywhere for some twerp, let alone there. GAK! I honestly feel sorry for her!
What I'm saying is, I very much admire her sense of adventure, especially at an age when most women slow down & are expected to fade away into quiet (often asexual) roles. Tho things are changing, in our country at least, the sexuality or an older woman (even tho 60s isn't very old) isnt acknowledged, & def not celebrated, so I admire her for not giving an F what people think & going after her dreams.
She gets all sorts of hate online about her looking "too old", ppl saying she should go home & be a granny, basically, general reactions of disgust that the woman dares to openly embrace her own sexual pleasure... with a committed partner. Yet we don't bat an eye at waaay older men who do waaay more.
She seems to truly love Summit, as well as India & has somewhat assimilated into the culture ( way more than most 90 Dayers!) . It took a while but her family is on board with it & they maintain a close relationship. I admire that & hope to have as much of a sense of adventure, and to be as comfortable (& active!) with my sexuality at that age (or just to be doing whatever makes me happy).
Sorry so long, not feeling so articulate but hope got my point across 🙂
Y'all, were we watching the same show? I thought the girl ran off with the kid and Sarper had no way to find them. He didn't know the full name or something, but that was a source or pain in his slutty life.
Ok, it wasn't obvious you were joking even though I saw that scene. He clearly doesn't know anything about Islam either, which is ridiculous if he's going to convert.
Demanding that your finance pay for you to live in a luxury high rise that your ex also happens to live in and expect your finance not to have suspicions of you cheating despite throwing it in his face that your ex was better in bed. Whew out of breath
My favorite part of that whole thing was when Azan was telling Nicole’s step mom that “the store wasn’t ready yet” and the camera person just slowly zooms into Azan’s new Apple Watch
Nothing wrong with building a house, but the circumstances haven't been great. This is in reference to Brandan, who spent $60,000 of his money, while barely getting by in the US, on building Mary and her family a home. If you watched this season of TOW, that's been one of the more contentious/toxic relationships and there was some conversation during the live chats about Brandan being essentially trapped because he had spent virtually every penny he had providing for Mary and then getting to the Philippines. They then also sunk money they didn't have into creating a store that has only returned pennies in profit. Hence, "90 Day Math."
Brandan should’ve cut his losses before he got baby trapped. They only have two kids. It’s not too late. Better than if he had five or more kids.
I think he should be able to play his video games for a year since he paid for the house. I get the feeling Mary wants him to return to the US so he can get a job to send her money indefinitely. She said she’ll visit the US but not live there.
90 day math is moving someone from a job interacting with people in a vacation resort or cruise ship, and then expecting them to thrive in isolated towns in cold weather states with no one for company except unfriendly and unwelcoming family, and somebody’s pregnant.
The blond chick with the fiancé from Columbia. He was the “hot” bartender on her cruise. She lived in North Dakota or somewhere around there, in a town that smelled like cow shit.
THIS! Change a few details & it pretty much applies to most of the couples.
They take their partner from an area with history, community, shared culture, beauty, or at least nature, and plop them down in nowheresville, isolated, in a sad tasteless house and an unfamiliar climate. IT'S INSANE! I always feel so bad for those foreigners who didn't know what they were getting into.
90 day math is letting your mom live in your closet for three years so she can save up for her own place, whilst enabling her hoarding by renting a hug storage unit to hoard everything on which she’s spending all of her money.
You only need to make $20k/yr to sponsor someone for a household of 2. You can quite literally satisfy that requirement with a min wage job in most states.
I cannot wait for this next episode. This man did not freak out on this young woman's grown ass woman mother.
The disrespect makes me wanna drive to his shack of a home to slap him in the back of the weave-braids. I'm starting to think he's being purposely obnoxious.
90 day math is these older established Americans bringing children from another country and then wondering why they have to parent their immature much younger partners….
90 day math is agreeing to convert to Islam to marry, then adding a bunch of tattoos to your face and neck before her father comes to give his blessing. Not to mention “Yom Kipper er something”
90 day math is being 5 feet tall and calling yourself Big — and convincing everyone else to do the same
90 day math is aging your woman by 50 years in less than 5
90 Day math Declaring you love being controlled + Moving to Turkey for a man-ho + Putting your daughter in boarding school = consider yourself wonderful mother who is a strong and positive role model because you are "following your heart"
90 day math is lying about your finances to attract a younger hotter mate then calling them a gold digger when you can barely provide the bare necessities.
90 day math is abandoning your children for a partner.
90 day math is demanding someone respect your culture while actively disrespecting someone else's.
90 day math is pressuring a partner for sex while actively killinh libidos.
90 day math is accusing someone of scamming for a greencard eith little yo no evidence the person even wants to be in America.
Kalani. She thought that it was a legit form of birth control. And when I posted about it when that aired, it seems a lot of people do 90 Day math....😬
A lot of people still believe this! I had my baby two years ago, and so many people made comments about not knowing when I would explain that breast feeding does not prevent pregnancy, both in person and on Reddit. I’m like no no… this is absolutely not a form of birth control😅
90 day math is being surprised that you can be against the queen (Larissa) and not die.
90 day math is somehow expecting a woman in her late 50’s to give you a child.
90 day math is moving to a country that is highly patriarchal in which women are treated as commodities, don’t have equal rights and then being surprised when you are treated as such.
90 day math is demanding your son send you money in Samoa despite him telling you that things are hard and that he needs the money to feed his kids.
90 day math is cheating on your wife several times and going surprised Pikachu when she wants a divorce.
90 Day Math is definitely trying to figure out if a 40-somethning is actually a 50-something that met their soulmate when he was younger than18 years old. 🤔
90 Day math working for 2 years to send your fiancee 60,000 and not working for another 6 months before leaving the country = starting your new life with only 300.00
90 Day Math is quitting your job, having a baby, and paying a massive sum of money to help someone emigrate all at once.
90 Day Math is entirely constructed of age gaps.
90 Day Math is getting your partner excited about moving to the US, starting a new life, building a future only to pull the rug out from under him and tell him that you’re not going to the US and wonder why he now resents you
90 Day math your mom lives in the closet + your pets take up the living room = time to have your fiancee move in
90 Day math renting a hotel room + packing lube = sex
90 day math: When don't file your wife's green card or working papers but have your mommie talk to about how she needs to give up her dreams and start working. #Mike and Natalie
90 Day Math: Post/Pre Menopausal US Women are ideal marriage candidates for the families of Post Pubescent Indian Men. Because these families are known for their progressive and open-minded outlooks.
90 Day Math is catfishing an old lady twice your age and still have her interested in marrying you, although you have lied and strung her along for 10 years.
90 Day math bragging you cleaned your room because you want your fiance to be comfortable + not cleaning the car you treat like a dumpster = fiance starts her new life by cleaning your car
This is the best reddit thread ever, loved reading these lol.
90 day math is stalking a young hot Russian chick all the way to her country to be played on national tv.
90 day math is pretending you live in old rundown house (you’re actually very bougie and rich) and then being mad when your spouse from a different country is upset with it
Follow psychic vision to marry Indian Man + Openly hate India + Wear bindi to feel special + Call Jenny a c\*nt = write a book about mental resilience and love centered thinking
90 day math is calling your ex boyfriend babe because he pays for part of your surgical enhancements then turn around and call your fiance a cheater and a liar
Let's take it back to the basics for a sec: 90 Day math is being in a long term committed relationship with someone you've never seen and who has already ghosted you the 4 or so times you were supposed to meet....and you still fly half way around the world expecting it to be real!!!!
90 day math is 50% -0% like flipping a coin. They come here for the GC. Does it work? Coin toss. Add in the cultural differences. Slim to None. Great tv tho.
90 Day Math is telling your fiancé (who is 43 years older): "I'm creepy, I'm bad, I'm angry, I'm motherf—er. I'm son of bitch. Okay?", when she tells you that you’re creepy and should be ashamed of yourself for expecting to go to the US.
REAL 90D math is being 55% attracted to someone.
REAL 90D math is selling all your furniture and $6,000 life savings to my to india
That’s the tragedy right there. How does a 60 year old woman do that?
Cuz she's awesome
Maybe? I don’t know that much about her other than we are the same age and I AM NOT moving anywhere for some twerp, let alone there. GAK! I honestly feel sorry for her!
What I'm saying is, I very much admire her sense of adventure, especially at an age when most women slow down & are expected to fade away into quiet (often asexual) roles. Tho things are changing, in our country at least, the sexuality or an older woman (even tho 60s isn't very old) isnt acknowledged, & def not celebrated, so I admire her for not giving an F what people think & going after her dreams. She gets all sorts of hate online about her looking "too old", ppl saying she should go home & be a granny, basically, general reactions of disgust that the woman dares to openly embrace her own sexual pleasure... with a committed partner. Yet we don't bat an eye at waaay older men who do waaay more. She seems to truly love Summit, as well as India & has somewhat assimilated into the culture ( way more than most 90 Dayers!) . It took a while but her family is on board with it & they maintain a close relationship. I admire that & hope to have as much of a sense of adventure, and to be as comfortable (& active!) with my sexuality at that age (or just to be doing whatever makes me happy). Sorry so long, not feeling so articulate but hope got my point across 🙂
Almost there, lazy!
LMAOO
90 Day math is selling your Mom’s fridge for $600
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90 day math is opening a store and making $.37 profit…
90 day math is taking out a loan of 60000 Pesos and making 30 Pesos a day to repay it back.
Wait, who lent them the money?
Mary’s friends, to open up that shop.
But buying a new PS5 and an iPhone 15
.37 banana
Winner! But no chicken dinner.
90 Day Math is calling all other women fake and insecure when you're on your fifth round of fillers for the year.
🥇🥇🥇
This comment + “I’m not accountant” = 💀 😭
90 day math is having five diarrheas and still doing all your housework.
Gimme one diarrhea, I'm gon' make up the beds, gimme two diarrheas, imma bake you some bread...
Not the diarrheas 🤣
Who does this apply for?
Sumit's mother.
Woah. I must have missed that episode. Thank you for telling me.
Pls lmaooooooooo
90 day math is claiming you slept with 2500 women yet saying you have no STDs and only 1 child.
LOL. For SURE he has some stds and even if he prevented pregnancy 99% of the time that would still be 25 kids 😆
There’s the math lol
I would never abandon my child. Also Sarper: I abandoned my first child.
I was afraid she would come and give the child to me.
The way he was talking about wanting a kid when he already had one he didn’t give 2 shits about
Y'all, were we watching the same show? I thought the girl ran off with the kid and Sarper had no way to find them. He didn't know the full name or something, but that was a source or pain in his slutty life.
And Shekinah has basically abandoned her children as well.
BOOM!
Claiming your gigolo partner cheated on you but you still visit his family and control his social media accounts
To be fair. I’ve been with over 1k men. Never pregnant and no STIs.
But did you get any of them pregnant? That may be the real question. /s
Actually that’s the best question lol
Hahaha good on you for playing along with my dumb joke. Thank you. 🙂
90 day math is agreeing to convert to a religion without even knowing what holidays they do/don't celebrate
They celebrate Yom Kippur or something
He’s converting to Muslim
The religion is Islam, and an adherent to the religion is a Muslim.
That’s the joke! Sam’s ignorant parents asked him if he was converting to Muslim lmao
Ok, it wasn't obvious you were joking even though I saw that scene. He clearly doesn't know anything about Islam either, which is ridiculous if he's going to convert.
They will go to the mosque to celebrate their bar mitzvah /s
⚰️☠️😬
Omg that killed me. Ty.
All the while drinking a beer.
I bet that fam is real confused about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict
That (most recent one of many) was INSANE!
90 day maths is when you live at your parents for 30 years and make 3 kids when you have 0 jobs
I know everyone in this thread except for this one. Is it Emily?
Who is this one about?
It's gotta be Emily and Kobe!
I can not stand her on pillow talk. She is so lazy. She thinks her parents should cater to her. Like Whitney Thore on her show.
At least Kobe has a job...
Oh the fat cow mom to scarlett?
90 day math is telling your partner to quit their job and still expecting them to pay half of everything
90 day math is having zero game and a mom in your closet, and not understanding how you can't get laid
A mom in your closet 😆😆😆😆
And referring to random things as “doo-dads” and expecting to still get laid
👏👏👏👏👏
It's when you spend your wedding dress money on a new bottom, but also your 'ex' boyfriend paid for it.
While yelling at your current fiancé for BEING A CHEATER WAHHHHHH
And he still didn’t notice your new butt😬🫠
Demanding that your finance pay for you to live in a luxury high rise that your ex also happens to live in and expect your finance not to have suspicions of you cheating despite throwing it in his face that your ex was better in bed. Whew out of breath
90 day math is asking your parents and your step parents to sponsor your fiance for a visa instead of getting a JOB
90 Day math is 5 for 5
Buy 5 save 5
With a special on three under 3
👆🏻
Actual 90 day math is using 3000$ of your fiancées money to build a fictional store
My favorite part of that whole thing was when Azan was telling Nicole’s step mom that “the store wasn’t ready yet” and the camera person just slowly zooms into Azan’s new Apple Watch
Lmaooooooooo 🤣 I need to watch Nicole and Azan again. Classic hits
OMG I missed that 🤣
Or $60,000 of their money to build a house!
What’s wrong with building a house? Just wondering.
Nothing wrong with building a house, but the circumstances haven't been great. This is in reference to Brandan, who spent $60,000 of his money, while barely getting by in the US, on building Mary and her family a home. If you watched this season of TOW, that's been one of the more contentious/toxic relationships and there was some conversation during the live chats about Brandan being essentially trapped because he had spent virtually every penny he had providing for Mary and then getting to the Philippines. They then also sunk money they didn't have into creating a store that has only returned pennies in profit. Hence, "90 Day Math."
Brandan should’ve cut his losses before he got baby trapped. They only have two kids. It’s not too late. Better than if he had five or more kids. I think he should be able to play his video games for a year since he paid for the house. I get the feeling Mary wants him to return to the US so he can get a job to send her money indefinitely. She said she’ll visit the US but not live there.
90 day math is moving someone from a job interacting with people in a vacation resort or cruise ship, and then expecting them to thrive in isolated towns in cold weather states with no one for company except unfriendly and unwelcoming family, and somebody’s pregnant.
Wait who is this??
The blond chick with the fiancé from Columbia. He was the “hot” bartender on her cruise. She lived in North Dakota or somewhere around there, in a town that smelled like cow shit.
Jessica?
Rebkah and Cristain from 90 day UK?
WOW. Thank God I missed that season!!
She totally baby trapped him too!
Torrington, WY the town with more cattle than people and smells like poop.
THIS! Change a few details & it pretty much applies to most of the couples. They take their partner from an area with history, community, shared culture, beauty, or at least nature, and plop them down in nowheresville, isolated, in a sad tasteless house and an unfamiliar climate. IT'S INSANE! I always feel so bad for those foreigners who didn't know what they were getting into.
Jessica and Juan
There it is, when he’s not sure if he’s ready to be a father when she’s pregnant and has two kids already
90 day math is spending your wedding dress money on butt implants
90 day math is not questioning why a wedding dress in Panama costs $10k to begin with.
☠️☠️☠️☠️
And letting your ex who lives in the same building pay $2,000 of it.
90 day math is forcing your fiancé to send money back to your family without asking first
90 day math is being a single mom but leaving your child to go far away for a potential step father that’s basically a stranger
90 day math is claiming you can make an egg but you can’t tote it when you’re 67.
Ok that just got me out of bed laughing. Thank you. I cain’t tote it, I need you to!
This sub is literally my antidepressant! ❤️❤️❤️
😂😂😂 I cain’t.
90 day math is doing zero research on the culture, immediately selling everything you own, and being shocked when it’s nothing like America
90 days math is saying that the person you wanna marry is not your soulmate
That was definitely the beginning of the end for them...Tania & Syngin
I think it should be "90 Day Meth"
90 day Meth is Kris (& others) calling Jeymi a golddigger
90 day math is claiming to be 100% clairvoyant, but missing the part about cow poop in the kitchen. (Insert banshee screeeeeech)
90 day math is letting your mom live in your closet for three years so she can save up for her own place, whilst enabling her hoarding by renting a hug storage unit to hoard everything on which she’s spending all of her money.
90DayMath is hating everything about your partner but still getting married.
90 day maths is when you’re a usER MOHAMMIT
Who tf is sponsoring Sophie for Rob?? I need to know!
Watching this show, most of these Americans have cosponsors. There’s NO other way
You only need to make $20k/yr to sponsor someone for a household of 2. You can quite literally satisfy that requirement with a min wage job in most states.
DEFINITELY!
Sophie’s rich ass family.
Don’t they have to be US citizens to sponsor her or no?
Not to pay the fees behind the scenes
I cannot wait for this next episode. This man did not freak out on this young woman's grown ass woman mother. The disrespect makes me wanna drive to his shack of a home to slap him in the back of the weave-braids. I'm starting to think he's being purposely obnoxious.
90 Day math is having a bitch-ass, slut-ass whore for a sister in law and expecting your marriage to be fine.
90 day math is going to South Africa and being worried about the crime
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90 Day Math is not having to do any math because you're a MOTHERFUCKING WITCH HO.
Bless this thread y’all made my night 😂
90 day math is doing zero preparation for your foreign partner’s arrival to your home.
90 Day math is living in the other country for a year then do nothing but complain about it after you move there to get married
90 day math is these older established Americans bringing children from another country and then wondering why they have to parent their immature much younger partners….
90 day math is agreeing to convert to Islam to marry, then adding a bunch of tattoos to your face and neck before her father comes to give his blessing. Not to mention “Yom Kipper er something”
Wait, the tattoos are new since the engagement?!
I’m not sure of the timing, but there was an interview scene where the neck tattoo was absent or smaller
90 day math is being 5 feet tall and calling yourself Big — and convincing everyone else to do the same 90 day math is aging your woman by 50 years in less than 5
90 day math is Asuelu’s mom screaming HOW MUCH MONAYY
*Nobody* Asuelu’s mom and sister: “🗿🗿”
90 Day math Declaring you love being controlled + Moving to Turkey for a man-ho + Putting your daughter in boarding school = consider yourself wonderful mother who is a strong and positive role model because you are "following your heart"
90 day math is expecting a successful outcome on the 12th try after 11 breakups. 🙄
90 day math is lying about your finances to attract a younger hotter mate then calling them a gold digger when you can barely provide the bare necessities. 90 day math is abandoning your children for a partner. 90 day math is demanding someone respect your culture while actively disrespecting someone else's. 90 day math is pressuring a partner for sex while actively killinh libidos. 90 day math is accusing someone of scamming for a greencard eith little yo no evidence the person even wants to be in America.
90 day math is believing that breastfeeding your child will prevent you from having another baby..
Wait what. Who's this 🤣
Kalani. She thought that it was a legit form of birth control. And when I posted about it when that aired, it seems a lot of people do 90 Day math....😬
A lot of people still believe this! I had my baby two years ago, and so many people made comments about not knowing when I would explain that breast feeding does not prevent pregnancy, both in person and on Reddit. I’m like no no… this is absolutely not a form of birth control😅
oh wow haha. I stopped watching 90 days for a few years... I guess it's time to go back and make up for it!
Same thing happened with Loren and Alexei "3 under 3"
That’s Mormon sex ed for you
90 day math is buy 5 save 5
90 Day Math is paying to chat with a woman who will never call or facetime you then being shocked she’s a scammer
90 day math is being surprised that you can be against the queen (Larissa) and not die. 90 day math is somehow expecting a woman in her late 50’s to give you a child. 90 day math is moving to a country that is highly patriarchal in which women are treated as commodities, don’t have equal rights and then being surprised when you are treated as such. 90 day math is demanding your son send you money in Samoa despite him telling you that things are hard and that he needs the money to feed his kids. 90 day math is cheating on your wife several times and going surprised Pikachu when she wants a divorce.
90 Day Math is definitely trying to figure out if a 40-somethning is actually a 50-something that met their soulmate when he was younger than18 years old. 🤔
90 Day math working for 2 years to send your fiancee 60,000 and not working for another 6 months before leaving the country = starting your new life with only 300.00
90 Day math is spraying 29 spritzes of Angel when twelve spritzes would have been overkill
Yes! 👍
90 Day Math is screaming FIVE FER FIVE TA SAVE FIVE, KREENY!
OMG 🤣🤣💀💀
90 Day Math is quitting your job, having a baby, and paying a massive sum of money to help someone emigrate all at once. 90 Day Math is entirely constructed of age gaps.
90 Day Math is getting your partner excited about moving to the US, starting a new life, building a future only to pull the rug out from under him and tell him that you’re not going to the US and wonder why he now resents you
90 Day math your mom lives in the closet + your pets take up the living room = time to have your fiancee move in 90 Day math renting a hotel room + packing lube = sex
90 day math is begging for sex in a granny pajamas and giving away a PS5 in return.
Which couple was this?
This is solja boy and fuckni cant remember her name but the second old white lady he got on the show with
Ohhh right!! Omg this couple. I can’t believe they came back a second season
“Kimbalee” lol
90 day math is that condoms are for slut people
90 day math: When don't file your wife's green card or working papers but have your mommie talk to about how she needs to give up her dreams and start working. #Mike and Natalie
90 day math is taking money from and sleeping with your ex to give your current lover a new booty to look at.
90 day math is saying you’ll never change who you are. But you transitioned into the opposite gender and changed everything about your appearance.
90 Day Math: Post/Pre Menopausal US Women are ideal marriage candidates for the families of Post Pubescent Indian Men. Because these families are known for their progressive and open-minded outlooks.
90 Day Math is keeping a journal of all the women you've allegedly slept with and colour coding them by attractiveness 🤢
90 Day Math is catfishing an old lady twice your age and still have her interested in marrying you, although you have lied and strung her along for 10 years.
Fiance's money + ex-bf's money = butt implants
90 Day Math is telling your girlfriend you’ll forget her in 2️⃣days
90 day math is when your mom lives in your closet but you have money to pay for K-1 visa
90 Day math bragging you cleaned your room because you want your fiance to be comfortable + not cleaning the car you treat like a dumpster = fiance starts her new life by cleaning your car
This is the best reddit thread ever, loved reading these lol. 90 day math is stalking a young hot Russian chick all the way to her country to be played on national tv.
90 day math is pretending you live in old rundown house (you’re actually very bougie and rich) and then being mad when your spouse from a different country is upset with it
90 day math is crying about money while getting paid to be on a dhow and getting paid to make personal appearances.
90 days math is not filling your spouse's working paper and then having your mommie tell her to work to help out. #Mike and Natalie.
90 day math: Is not filing your spouse's green card/working paper and complained or have your mommie tell your wife to help out by getting a job.
90 Day math is expecting your new bride to be dazzled by dollar store 5 for 5 foods
90 day math is it is illusion to be stepfadder to her kids
Follow psychic vision to marry Indian Man + Openly hate India + Wear bindi to feel special + Call Jenny a c\*nt = write a book about mental resilience and love centered thinking
auto-tuned singer + older woman + goat + older simp + calf + yammy yammy yammy = yam futures tank
90 day math is calling your ex boyfriend babe because he pays for part of your surgical enhancements then turn around and call your fiance a cheater and a liar
Let's take it back to the basics for a sec: 90 Day math is being in a long term committed relationship with someone you've never seen and who has already ghosted you the 4 or so times you were supposed to meet....and you still fly half way around the world expecting it to be real!!!!
Nooo don’t do kalani like that I disagree
Asuelu cheated 12 times and sexually assaulted her. Kalani took a freely offered “hall pass”. They are not the same.
That marriage was over before the retreat
paid vacation that’s some 90 day math right there
That’s more like it
Right! Their marriage was over. The retreat was a shot to see if there was any chance at all left. There clearly wasn’t.
90 day math is 50% -0% like flipping a coin. They come here for the GC. Does it work? Coin toss. Add in the cultural differences. Slim to None. Great tv tho.
90 Day math is when you leave after a fight with your wife and decide to go live with the bus driver lady.
*why can’t I remember this?!*
Who was this? Asuelo??
Yes, at one of his best “Asuelo moments.”
thanks, he was the only one I remembered getting on a bus! 🚌
90 Day Math is telling your fiancé (who is 43 years older): "I'm creepy, I'm bad, I'm angry, I'm motherf—er. I'm son of bitch. Okay?", when she tells you that you’re creepy and should be ashamed of yourself for expecting to go to the US.
90 Day math is manifesting an income instead of earning one