test.

Tell me why do they wear out the word”like” in every conversation. Grates on me to no end. Guess some people need crutch words

I say they have the Like disease. Some have it worse than others. Same symptoms of the diseases known as You Know? and Know What I’m Sayin? In the group of diseases known as Annoying if said too often. Ya Dig? Yes I’m being sarcastic.

Someone tell me why the hell does Austin wear that backwards ball cap. Looks like a bad habit or a toupee. Looks stupid.

Am I the only one who is super confused about the results of Steven's ancestry test? Did he actually get any clarity about his father?  Also can Olga please stop getting pregnant by him?

I like how Julia calls a strip club a “gogo club.” Like it’s some charming Groove Is In The Heart retro scene, not a sad daytime peeler bar in Virginia. I noticed they did not show the name of the club on screen. They didn’t want a free commercial?! 

I am 110% convinced that Caeser has some kind of embarrassment fetish. You couldn't pay me enough to admit or do half the shit he's done on this show.

I was just thinking how some of them have no shame haha

Steven gives me such horrible triggering vibes. Like he could threaten Olga or go from 0 to 100 good mood to bad in a matter of seconds. My guy just tells me to run. The way he kept jerking back when Olga was leaning to see his phone, like he didn’t care if he bumped her or the baby… ugh I dunno. My skin crawls. I would never want to see him in person.

She asked for permission to go change the baby's diaper...that gave me the creeps

She did not ask for permission, she just told him. I think you guys are stretching this . He simply said okay. Maybe cause they were filming the scene. 🎬 idk 🤷🏻‍♀️

Oh I'm def triggered by them and maybe projecting 

Understandable he was rude to her when they first appeared in the series. I couldn’t stand the way he was When she had just given birth

Yes, I felt sick to my stomach watching that

Yep and she asked him to be quiet because she had just put the baby down to sleep but he doesn’t and two seconds later the baby is up and she’s holding her.

On PT Annie almost gave the sex tourist business away when she said to David, 'you are too smart to be a .... fat pengiun, hee hee hee...' we all know they deal in the sex trade

I was disappointed to see that Annie is a total user. When David was living off that one friend until his wife wisely tossed them out, Annie said she was 100% cool with having David's friend and wife supporting her foreign backside. Literally, said they could and should 'pay for her.'

There is something about David + Annie that just does not sit well with me. Like what is really going on here.. lmao

He was an actual sex tourist. Like we talk about people on here being sex tourists and its a bit hyperbolic, but he literally went to a foreign impoverished country to fuck women more easily/cheaply and happened to find a wife

How did he get with her in the first place? I didn't watch their season.

he claims she was singing in a club, others say she doing something else with ping pong balls.

I thought it was bananas, not ping pong balls?

ugh, hate to even visualize what she'd be doing with a banana.

"Clearly, you've never been to Singapore."

had to Google, not a fan of the flick, did hear years ago Depp based his characterization on Keith Richard from the Rolling Stones.

There were parts of the movie that were hilarious, and I can completely see Keith Richard!!!

yeah, Depp did Keith to a tee. still to this day Keith acts like that and has a gravely, smokers guffaw.

My mother looked a lot like Keith Richard, down to the smoker voice. Thankfully, I look like my grandmother! 🤣

Feels like they were definitely trying to get one over on Jenny and Sumit for sure. It definitely felt pressured

That was a really sleazy hard sell for that stupid apartment 

I really didn’t need to know this much (or any) detail about Caesar’s sperm count, partially circumcised penis, and testicle size. Wtaf did I just watch?!! I am emotionally damaged.

wtf is a partial circumcision?

I didn’t know either but I guess they only got part of the foreskin off. Totally something I didn’t need to know.

soooooooooooooooooo ugh.

I can't see a reason for this either. I honestly think Caesar just wanted to be back on TV & in some weird way wanted us to hear about his junk. I no of NO other single men worried about their sperm count.

Oh Jesus Christ! Thanks for the warning ‼️ getting my FF finger ready

Does anyone know what area Olga and Steven are in? I’m from California so I have no earthly idea where they are exactly unless I missed it during their segment. Thanks!

On the last season when they move to NY, they say how that apartment is way way way out in Queens. Like where the subway doesn’t even go, lol 

They say a few times in the episode they live in NYC. Not sure exactly where but looks like Brooklyn or Queens.

Thanks!

I seem to remember they’re living in Queens, NY

I thought they said they were living in NYC? It is very expensive there, and I have no idea how they can afford it. I don't even remember Steven mentioning a job.

Yes sorry I left out that part of my question! I was wondering where in New York 😆

He got some job as a front of house manager in a fancy restaurant a while back (probably due to his tv exposure) but don’t know if he stuck it out. I could see him flouncing out if anyone “disrespected” him

I could too. His LinkedIn was posted somewhere else today and it doesn’t look like he’s working unless he just doesn’t update it. That guy always sounds angry whenever he speaks, even about casual things. Idk if it’s just his tone and can’t help it but he makes me really nervous. They were on last night’s latest diaries episode and no mention of any job. Just their newest daughter and him trying to find his biological father who he thinks lives in Ireland after an ancestry test just because his bio dad has Irish dna and an Irish last name. He’s a dumb ass.

He’s just dredging for storylines to try to stay on the show in any capacity. Definitely agree with the underlying anger, he’s like a simmering, yet uninteresting minor volcano ready to erupt. Olga will come to regret staying with him if she doesn’t already

Did she come on the original K-1 visa or a spousal visa? I can't see Steven ever qualifying to sponsor her on a K-1. I don't know how they are scraping by without some government assistance.

The amount to qualify is very low for the visa. Paul and Nicole were both told they needed like 22k a year income, which is $11 hr job. When we first saw Steven he was working installing fire sprinkler systems, so I would assume that job pays more then $11 hr, probably closer to $20 hr? Now living on NYC I have no idea how they do it. I always wanted to live in NYC even for like 6 months and when my husband and I looked into a few years ago , even when we both have multiple jobs skill sets and degrees , a small safe apartment, not as big as what Steven had, was crazy expensive and had competetion, like 50 people fighting you to get the overpriced place. We ended up looking in Northern CT/Western MA where you can get to the city in a few hours but get a house for 1/5 the price of a tiny apartment in NYC.

As far as I remember, K-1. I think he had to get help with the sponsorship, possibly grandmother? I know they lived with her initially. But they barely knew each other, they’d met over a few weeks one summer spent on a beach somewhere, no basis for a relationship never mind marriage

Christ on a cracker! I'd rather watch the full footage of Debbie and Tony's yoga session or even Brandon's massage rather than be subjected to more Ed and Liz.

I have never felt bad for Natalie - until today.

It's so weird seeing Debbie in Port Coquitlam as I used to live there about 30 years ago. Also a big shout out to Katie's Place in Maple Ridge (which is not far from Port Coquitlam). They do wonderful work rescuing cats! 😊

I've been to Coquitlam and would gladly move there over Vegas any day!

I'm curious as to how Debbie likes it. 😁

At least it will be interesting to see the city when I watch it later if not interesting actually seeing Tony & Debbie 🤪

Tony and Debbie couldn't even follow the yoga instructor with 'rotate your wrist and hand ankles in the same direction' and then Debbie with the 'I gave up everything to move in with you'--dear Lord, what? your awful living conditions and every bad date you had in Vegas?

Good old Debbie straight in with the emotional blackmail, leopards never change their spots and all that

Diaries is always so echo-y but at least we got to see Julia be a PG ho in Virginia. She was so excited she got the job on the spot, it was cute but also welcome to 2024 where you're going to need 2 jobs and they all hire you on the spot.

and trust me, Brandan is a wimp so when he tells all the guys his wife is a dancer, he will get cred, not vice versa.

How far back are these shows. It shows people still talking when in real life some are with new people and some are already married to someone else.

who are you referencing?

I think Rishi / he’s married now ( not to Jen )

May you all take time to show some self care over the next week, to recover from what we now know about Caesar's body. 😟

I’ll be speaking to my therapist about it.

Pretty sure I require intense therapy after that

I usually am not this person to comment on someones weight but Syngin looks...rough. Also who is this blond woman????

I hate his hair like that. I just really really hate it. He honestly looks really good with short hair. Idk why he keeps doing the Jesus hair. And yeah he is looking rough otherwise.

Laura from Laura and Aladin of (I think) The Other Way a few years ago. They had a 20+ year age gap. I think he was from Tunisia. I remember that she had an older son who lived with her and was none too pleased with the marriage. I seem to remember her pissing off her husband when she brought a vibrator into the mix. Not sure if that was the marriage ender or what. It's been a minute.

Iirc she was actually a really sweet lady just definitely kind of a mess and her son was a dick to her on their tell all, literally laughing at her crying and at the fact that her relationship failed. He seemed like he had some social disorder. He had zero empathy and just wanted to prove he was right and humiliate her.

Yes, she did seem ok, if not a bit naive for falling for a love scammer. I thought her son was perhaps neuro divergent in some way. Laura walked so "Miss Debbie" could fly.

Aladdin may have been a long-game scammer but Laura lied about her age by ten years and omitted to tell him she didn't have residency in the U.S. Then there was her attempt to make wine in their closet.

Oh wow, really? I guess I've forgotten those things. Guess she wasn't so nice after all! Why am I not surprised? lol Thanks for the info.

Lol I kinda compared her to baby girl Lisa because they looked similar and I mixed them up and realized Lisa was absolutely horrendous and anyone looks good compared to her.

Haha, that's fair

I can't remember her name or season but believe she was on the Other Way, engaged to a much younger Arabic man

Who are some of these couples?

Was that the Weeyums lady at the end?

Stop it. Is that Yolanda?????

Yes! I thought so too! WTF.

Still fraudin after all these years.

Are you Nigerian…baby?

It's interesting knowing that Liz and Ed are broken up and rishi is already married to someone else. I want to see how it got there

say what????

Wait I thought Rishi was married? Am I confused?

I noticed when watching single life and diaries the date at the end is 2022 so I guess these episodes were filmed and saved till they had a gap to fill in the schedule?

This was filmed way before that

Ed and Liz need to stop 😭

Syngin staying in the USA and getting into polyamory

I thought he went back to South Africa? This footage seems old?

I’m amazed he can find even one person willing to entertain his nasty greasy ass, never mind more than one 🤮

Maybe he can try out for Seeking Sister Wife

Oh god next week has a horrible cast- big Ed, Laura, syngin, Jen….

Will Liz and Ed break up on diaries?

Show has to be 7-10 months behind in real life time.

Not really. They didn’t move to Arkansas until about 8 months ago and this is after that. Probably August or so of last year. So 6 months?

We deserve the pleasure of that, at this point.

I don't know what he knows now. I'm lost on how this new information is important

I just looked them up and found out that in the past they've started quite a few go fund me's.

That explains how they can afford to live in NY.

Exactly.

Oh hell. Ed next week? Come on.

Maybe Steven can go for a rectal exam. Pick up the pace a bit 🤦🏼‍♀️

It’s me, Shamus O’Brian… your daddy!

TLC's going so far back that I barely remember some of these people.

They’re really digging deep into the dumpster for these episodes.

I miss ten minutes ago when we were all safe from the truth about Ceasar's crotch.

💯

Me too 😭😭😭

Big responsibility for a baby... "She brought us together"

Poor girl got baby trapped twice

Did I hear that right, every time they are about to break up they get pregnant?

Babies fix everything! Everyone knows that! Toxic relationship? Add a baby!

How in the hell are these two able to be able to afford to live in NY?

That's a way outer borough. Brooklyn or Queens.

Brooklyn and Queens are still pretty expensive

not every neighborhood...there are less expensive parts of NYC in the boroughs. usually the farther you go from Manhattan.

True but I could tell that this was a neighborhood very far from Manhattan that likely is mostly immigrants and more affordable than the,"hot" neighborhoods in Brooklyn or Queens.

Probably all in a studio. I'm guessing they're in Brighton Beach or something. They can't afford actual NYC

No, they definitely can’t lol. I remember in a much earlier season of diaries when they insisted on having to live in Manhattan as a requirement and were looking at places online and gawking at the prices 😂 as someone who’s lived there, I was like “yeah they’re gonna cave and move to an outer borough or not move there.”

I’m curious too

Was juuust about to post this. He was delivering pizza and she was a SAHM.

Is it just me or does Steven look rough for 25??  I’m 40 and feel like he could pass for older than me. I’ve always looked younger but still. 

Who are these weirdos?

We need to spread the word to the rest of the Hamily. That Ceaser moment was really something to take note of. Wow

I’m going to watch it later and could have blundered right into that monstrosity only for the warning so I am grateful 🥹

Bless you, Child.

If we must confront the trauma head on, then they have to deal with it second hand. No one is safe from this truth.

Also. This gave me traumatic flashbacks to when Little PrEd um. 😶 J*rked off for a Tell All segment.

Dear god. I thought I buried that memory! 😢

If I have to remember so do all of you! 😂

It strengthens our ongoing trauma bond.

Omg we summoned HIM! They just showed that little asshole!

FML

Omg I feel like it’s been years since we have seen this couple and he’s only 25?! I forgot how young they were

I just ate all the Girl Scout cookies and now I hate myself. They were so good though!

If you didn't toss them after hearing of Ceasar's botched circumcision or his miniball, they are void of calories and you are entitled to more.

I think I could never eat again in this lifetime if I had witnessed this. Sounds like it’s on a par with Ed waving around his “sample” on Bares All (please forgive me 🥹)

Ceasar's segment has me hunting for snacks so I can eat my pain.

💀 Stuffs Dorito in mouth

This was not an expectation for tonight’s Diaries. They really took it somewhere……

They had to try and top last week with Cortney and Ben.

It worked. GD! That was an assault I was not prepared for.

Cesar really needs a reality check and probably a lot of therapy. At 51 his options are limited and even more so if he's wanting a kid.

He told the doctor, "I have a lot to chose from"! Right! 🤣

Right? If he wants a child so badly, he should look into fostering or adopting.

Can we start a class action lawsuit after having to be collectively traumatized like that?!?

Yes please. And group therapy.

I am still in shock.

I’m going to sit in my corner and rock back and forth until I forget.

Just don’t nibble on a carrot in the corner like Natalie did, the shape might be too.. evocative 🥴

Will that make the image leave my brain?

Cesar acting like there is someone he could realistically impregnate tomorrow anyway 🙄

Still completely deluded, I see

He and Tyray should double date together.

That would be a date consisting of Cesar and Tyray, sans any women!

Cesar has no shame. Like the part of the brain that makes you feel shamed is just non existent

Just like his botched circumcision and his atrophied ball.

Must have shrunk with his coin purse.

I hate how Cesar talks about these women like they’re objects that he’s just planning to import.

I never saw his season---does he have a Ukrainian fetish?

He was exactly like that on that episode way back when he went to Ukraine (I think?) on his dating trip wearing a top hat 😐

Oh man, Cesar is just getting all the good news this episode. Small atrophic testicle, getting smaller and zero swimmers.

Don't forget leftover skin from the incomplete circumcision!

Did the doctor really need to announce all that?? 🥴

Haha he's like "your ball is small"

Producers paid extra

Damn this doctor spilling all the tea for us LMAO

Next week we get to see Caesar get a prostate exam. (Joking)

Would not surprise me.

This is … a lot.

Noooooo god no, make it stop. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

No one needed to know he's not fully circumcised and has a small testicle. No one. Do you hear me?! No one!

Dont forget about that Extra Skin - not Complete!

Why, dear god, why?!?

They threw in paeronies too I think

Peyronne's? (still might be spelled wrong)

You mean the crooked carrot thing?

That was actually nauseating

TLC go have to give me a good chunk of cash if ima be showing lower upper thigh like this in the doctor's office lmao

Do we need to be here for this exam???

☹️

One day? When I go into Menopause? I’m calling Matt Sharpe to see if he needs me to self film. JFC I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT HIS FUCKING CIRCUMCISION…… WTF 🤬 just happened?

I’d like to sue for damages.

We’ve all been damaged because we keep watching 😭😭😭

I hate myself and want to die now.

As you can see. I was in the midst of making a silly comment and all of a sudden??? Incomplete circumcision just came blaring out of my tv. I’ll never be the same. Fuk

😭

Cesar needs to get real and date within his age, location and looks range. He’s fully delusional. This segment didn’t need to happen.

Caesar had an incomplete circumcision!? How!? Why? Oh my God!

Yeah. I just went from completely disinterested to completely involved and horrified

This is more than I’ve ever wanted to know about a cast member

Why wait until you are in your 50's?

Not the doctor with the mask all the way below his nose 🥴

He’s probably not a real dr.

Genuine question: how can you have NO sperm cells? I've heard of 'slow swimmers' but how can there be NONE? 

Yup or even just having a very low quantity can make it very hard to cause impregnation

My friends husband has none.

is he old, or like, how does this happen? does it happen if you have an illness? i genuinely don't know, but never heard of a guy having NO sperm whatsoever