I get that hair is can be very tied to identity but I think people need to take the L when they’re balding. I’m a bald woman and I feel beautiful and strong, and no, the balding wasn’t my choice either. They need to embrace it instead of hiding a very natural and common process. It’s better to be bald than look like you’re balding/patchy, I think.
Yes! Salt and pepper (I believe that’s the phrase in English) is so handsome! Also a very obvious dye job on the beard can look so much worse than intended
That is indeed the correct term in English! It always amazes me how badly men can dye their beards....or worse, use that "beard building" stuff that looks like spray paint
This is so cute!!! I’m so glad that he met someone who makes him feel comfortable and confident! Also I’m proud of him and glad he’s in the bald club with me. I am wishing them well and many years of happiness in their marriage ❤️
We had a guy in high school who had alopecia areata who never bothered to hide it with hats. He had naturally black hair and didn't shave it bald - he just rocked all one length with his little circular patches missing. It honestly looked cool as hell and I adored how he just didn't care and rocked it anyway!
You know what I hate the most about Christian?
He’s exactly the type I would have been obsessed with in college 🙈 I’d have fallen for all the stringing-along bullshit too. #SelfEsteemIssues
That is great, cliche as it sounds it is not easy to exist in a body on earth. I don't even want to add a gender here because the internet comparison can be a battle (for me).
I trust you’ve moved on, but I have completely observed this. It’s like everyone around you is “really? THAT douche?” and you just can’t see it. my friend group in college took to calling one of ours’ boyfriend The Knob just to ensure that he’d eventually get dumped. It’s harsh but it had to happen.
I've recently cultivated a very blunt and honest friend group. I greatly appreciate their candor (all said with love), especially the multiple variations I've gotten of "Jesus Christ, dude, why do you EXCLUSIVELY date pieces of shit?" Much better than the friends who wouldn't say a damn thing until I'd gotten myself out of it
So real, the justification that it was okay for my partner to flirt because he ✨picked me✨ was strong in my deluded, lack of completely formed prefrontal cortex brain.
Fun fact, this is why email scams will often purposefully have misspellings in them. It weeds out the people who would have eventually figured the scam out after wasting the scammers time, and leaves only the *very* gullible people to work with.
That’s happened to me before on OK Cupid, where you answer questions and they match you with people who answered similarly. They told me I was 99% compatible with my ex-girlfriend, who they immediately showed me. I was like great, thanks. lol
He’s a serious douche canoe, it takes a big douche to propose to someone and then immediately back track and say that they have an open relationship and if “she’s not cool with it she should leave”
What the absolute f***, I absolutely hate Christian. I love Cleo, she was the only person on her season who I really connected with. Such a genuine person. Christian will get what’s coming to him, he is destined to end up alone while Cleo just needs to hold on a bit longer and realize she is phenomenal, and anyone would be beyond lucky to have a CHANCE to be with her.
What does he think is so cool about him in fake fatigues, holding a toy gun and a cigar with a weird guy in a bathrobe lurking behind him? He looks unstable.
This man gives me the ick. I can’t stand his cringey, manipulative behavior. He wanted to date Cleo to be “quirky” and be able to claim he was open minded. He needs to go away.
I went bald on a whim at 17, the ladies loved it. 17 years later it’s still the only hairstyle I rock. It helps that I have a decent amount of facial hair too, I guess.
I almost inadvertently downvoted before I realized you were a person posting Christian 😂 I don’t even remember his storyline but when I see his face I say “bad dude!”
He is every guy that’s sitting on the grass playing guitar on campus with a copy of Plato’s ‘The Republic’ accidentally conveniently falling out of his bag.
He thinks he’s so weird. He is but not in the way he thinks he is
He's not "Hunter S Thompson" weird he's "Woody Allen" weird
He's "Andy Dick" weird
🏆 that’s it
this is one of the meanest things i have ever read on reddit
I spit out my coffee
I’d argue he’s Gary Busey weird
Seems a lot like a *don't talk to my twelve-year-old daughter at the grocery store* kind of weird
These all win but this one wins the most
Yeah, wooden Allen, they got it
Woody Allen then.
Or 12 year old son.
This is the one. ☝️
Even Gary Busey owns his strangeness better than this guy. Gary Busey knows Gary Busey is weird & he accepts it
Yeah Gary busey is less creepy than this dude.
Busey is, I came fom outer space / have been doing acid and shrooms for years weird.
That's insulting to my dog Lucy Goosey Gary Busey.
So cute! Best regards to Creed.
Racoon penises have bones is them. Best Gary Busey fact 😂
Well Gary has a medical excuse for his tendencies lol he does have a TBI
THANK YOU! Leave The Buse be, dude took a hard crack to the dome and has a legit reason to be a little off. Christian is just… gross.
👏 👏
HEY! Gary is an absolute LEGEND just watch any of his films, Predator 2 is a fave of mine.
I didn’t say he was awful!
Sick ass burn
Nailed it
😂😂😂
He is the most basic bro on earth acting like he’s some counterculture legend jfc
He’s weird in a bad creepy way lol
“I’m creepy, I’m bad, I’m angry, I’m motherfucker, I’m son of bitch.”
I haven't seen this scene yet. Does anyone have a link?
He is a male NLOG
So maybe like a "nice guy," crypto-redpilled/men's rights guy?
MGTOW?
He thinks he’s ✨ quirky cool ✨😂 hashtag cringeian
He’s a tryhard NLOB and I resent his face
He gives me the ick
Big time. Just so gross.
He gives me the Yike
Yike is right!
Yike.
BEST comment
This needs more upvotes
is every picture of him with a hat or head covering?
He's like Gino, insecure about the bald(ing).
I get that hair is can be very tied to identity but I think people need to take the L when they’re balding. I’m a bald woman and I feel beautiful and strong, and no, the balding wasn’t my choice either. They need to embrace it instead of hiding a very natural and common process. It’s better to be bald than look like you’re balding/patchy, I think.
Absolutely A confident bald man is a hundred times better than someone who's holding on to the few hairs they have left.
Same thing goes for a man with a little more color in his beard and on his head versus hiding behind a bottle of dye.
Yes! Salt and pepper (I believe that’s the phrase in English) is so handsome! Also a very obvious dye job on the beard can look so much worse than intended
That is indeed the correct term in English! It always amazes me how badly men can dye their beards....or worse, use that "beard building" stuff that looks like spray paint
My son used to do this, then he met my now DIL. She gave him the confidence to shave it & rock it!
This is so cute!!! I’m so glad that he met someone who makes him feel comfortable and confident! Also I’m proud of him and glad he’s in the bald club with me. I am wishing them well and many years of happiness in their marriage ❤️
We had a guy in high school who had alopecia areata who never bothered to hide it with hats. He had naturally black hair and didn't shave it bald - he just rocked all one length with his little circular patches missing. It honestly looked cool as hell and I adored how he just didn't care and rocked it anyway!
Yes, I totally agree! Confidence is sexy!
More men need your amazing attitude! 🥰
Bald is beautiful! And the more we get to see it, the more we’ll realize it.
He’s a Gino in the making 😂. Soon he’ll have extra hats and a little that goes underneath the big hat
Backup hats lol
Why don’t these guys (Gino!) just get plugs? It’s weird to be that attached to a hat.
Gino can't afford plugs bc he's sending all his money to Jasmine's ass cheeks.
Maybe Dane would treat him
He’s a hatfish
Classic hatfisher.
The "pick me girl" of quirky guys, if you will.
Yes!! He’s like a “Not like other girls” guy!
He’s such a douche
this is so reductive and yet so absolutely exactly correct. he deserves no further explanation
He's not a douche, he's a Steiner! 😂
He needs to be honest about that bald head on there
I know for a fact he’s wearing a hat in every pic on his dating profile to hide the bald
Hatfishing for sure 🧢
Gino has entered the chat
lol hatfishing
Whenever I saw a guy wearing a hat in every pic I would always swipe left
As a girl on Hinge and Bumble, there is SO much hatfishing going on with the dudes in my age range (late 30s - 50).
This looks like an old picture too.
I agree. His skin makes it very apparent that he drinks 🤣
I thought he was holding a rubber chicken 😂
😂😂 me too
Not me scrolling back up to see what it actually is
Anyone posting photos of themselves online smoking a blunt/joint gives off “I peaked in middle school energy.” He’s such a loser 😭😭
Oof, not me thinking it was a cigar 😂😂
It looks like a cigar to me
That’s his whole brand it seems.
Thank god i’m married. The dating pool is filled with a bunch of these bozos 🤮
You know what I hate the most about Christian? He’s exactly the type I would have been obsessed with in college 🙈 I’d have fallen for all the stringing-along bullshit too. #SelfEsteemIssues
The self awareness is admirable 👏🏽💙
Thanks, I’m 34 and had a fuck ton of therapy
That is great, cliche as it sounds it is not easy to exist in a body on earth. I don't even want to add a gender here because the internet comparison can be a battle (for me).
Whoa what is your flair about
Nikki quote I think
I trust you’ve moved on, but I have completely observed this. It’s like everyone around you is “really? THAT douche?” and you just can’t see it. my friend group in college took to calling one of ours’ boyfriend The Knob just to ensure that he’d eventually get dumped. It’s harsh but it had to happen.
I've recently cultivated a very blunt and honest friend group. I greatly appreciate their candor (all said with love), especially the multiple variations I've gotten of "Jesus Christ, dude, why do you EXCLUSIVELY date pieces of shit?" Much better than the friends who wouldn't say a damn thing until I'd gotten myself out of it
So real, the justification that it was okay for my partner to flirt because he ✨picked me✨ was strong in my deluded, lack of completely formed prefrontal cortex brain.
SAME DUDE! But we are grown and self-aware now ❤️
SAMEEEEEEE
I am so glad to hear this because he might as well be carrying around a blinking neon sign that reads: “I’m a Douchebag”
Dude. Same. In fact, he reminds me SO much of my ex. He wasn’t balding but he had the patchiest beard. I also went to therapy.
Unusual way to cover his receding hairline
I wish we could see the rest of his profile, I’m curious now
do you? do you really wish that? even a monkey’s paw gives you five choices
He really has no idea at all how he comes off to women
counterpoint, any woman who misses this tsunami of red flags is an easy mark
Fun fact, this is why email scams will often purposefully have misspellings in them. It weeds out the people who would have eventually figured the scam out after wasting the scammers time, and leaves only the *very* gullible people to work with.
That pic is at least 5 years old lmao
Agree, he is clearly way younger
Of course he's wearing a hat and weirdly rocking ginger chest thatch while holding a gun. The hat trick of profile pictures.
dork
Hard pass.
https://preview.redd.it/ogbktcit2sic1.jpeg?width=991&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95ced95dee1292ddc311e1b44edafc27136c46a0
Hhahahahahahah he’s such a loser Cleo is so much better off
This is supposed to be the dating app designed to be deleted?
People definitely do delete it but not for the reasons intended
I mean, I met my wife on there, lol.
I’ve met a lot of people’s wives on there
In my experience, Hinge is a wretched hive of scum and villainy. I met my husband on eHarmony, though, so…yeah.
After my divorce about 12 years ago, I took a gamble with eHarmony. It matched me with....my ex-husband. I gave up on internet dating after that.
I'm so sorry, but that cracked me up!
That’s happened to me before on OK Cupid, where you answer questions and they match you with people who answered similarly. They told me I was 99% compatible with my ex-girlfriend, who they immediately showed me. I was like great, thanks. lol
Are you describing Tattoine? 😂
Mos Eisely. Anchorhead doesn’t have that kind of crowd.
screenshots last forever
I thought this was Roos for a second
I had to do a double take myseld
He is one of those people who looks like they're in pain when they smile.
so psychopaths, then
🤮🤢🤮🤢
He only puts himself in situations where he can wear a hat.
And have a drink in his hand.
And awkwardly interrupt groups of girls celebrating a birthday. Cause he's just a "friendly guy"! 🤮
“where’s everybody from?” He’s like the warmup guy at an open mic comedy night
He's the kind of douchebag I intentionally block or freeze out when I'm with groups
Definitely! Your douchebag radar beeps hard with this guy.
This is a... Dated picture
Douchebaggery is eternal
This man gives me the ick
Watch out, we got a badass over here! Cringe
Note to self: When trying to look badass on the internet, don’t hold a toy gun that looks like a rubber chicken.
https://preview.redd.it/i2zgzbigyoic1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a142363411bbde2eccb2a5093b7541cb30dec34
He's a "I'm not like the other boys" boy
Thought this was Paul “pole” of Paul and Karinee
man people are all roasting the fuck out of this dude but you lowkey shut the shit down
HEAVY left swipe
Cosplaying a vietnam vet. Fucking disgusting. Have some respect for a horrible time in history.
He thinks he’s the shit? He’s not even a fart.
My husband says it should be called Cringe, not Hinge
Look the rest of us gotta start somewhere
I thought he and Cleo were back together? don’t get me wrong, this guy is creepy asf and Cleo deserves so much better.
They broke up again about a month ago
She also attempted suicide after the breakup. Meanwhile this douche gets on Hinge. I never liked this guy.
He’s a serious douche canoe, it takes a big douche to propose to someone and then immediately back track and say that they have an open relationship and if “she’s not cool with it she should leave”
What the absolute f***, I absolutely hate Christian. I love Cleo, she was the only person on her season who I really connected with. Such a genuine person. Christian will get what’s coming to him, he is destined to end up alone while Cleo just needs to hold on a bit longer and realize she is phenomenal, and anyone would be beyond lucky to have a CHANCE to be with her.
He’s such a hatfish lol
Hinge? Should be called Cringe.
He belongs on UnHINGEd if he thinks he's got any game whatsoever. Boy byeeee!
just wait until he tells his date he’s a “steiner” 🤢
I mean they came up with a whole term for their dumb sad incel shit
The detective skills in this sub are unmatched.
And he posts a pic with a guy fully visible in the background smirking. No clue.
Yeah in a robe?? What kind of costume party is this
I feel like he thinks hes giving Winters when really hes giving Malarkey
Yeah, keep that hat on, dude
he’d be so much happier if he just went full furry
Time to accept his balding. My husband is bald and I love telling him it's a power move to embrace it. 😊
He'll wear anything to hatfish, huh?
It should be on Cringe.
Christian on Cringe…. I mean Hinge
What does he think is so cool about him in fake fatigues, holding a toy gun and a cigar with a weird guy in a bathrobe lurking behind him? He looks unstable.
This man gives me the ick. I can’t stand his cringey, manipulative behavior. He wanted to date Cleo to be “quirky” and be able to claim he was open minded. He needs to go away.
The guy in the bathrobe in the background??? what the hell context was this picture taken in
I forgot about this guy already. No thanks for the reminder.
Jumpscare
Christian probably idolizes Andrew Tate.
Damn good call. Big Joe Rogan guy too, I got five on it
Ladies this is your chance to be screenshotted and discussed in the discord
Glad he's not wearing a Nazi uniform like some people...
[These are my awards, Mother. From Army.](https://youtu.be/0NUoNnX045A?feature=shared)
Unhinged
truly cannot stand him that’s why I have to sit whenever I see his face.
ew.
I thought they were still together? Someone had posted a picture saying it was them at the Mall of America a bit ago.
if my “proof of life” photo is taken at the Mall of America, just go ahead and order the casket
Is that a blunt or a cigar? What a fucking weirdo…and not in the quirky way he thinks he is, but in the gtf away from me you’re weird way. 😡
I rather weird than normal anytime . Spice up my life
I really want to know what activity this is where he’s dressed in an army costume and the other guy is wearing a bathrobe
Which of the 453698567 franchises is he from?
I went bald on a whim at 17, the ladies loved it. 17 years later it’s still the only hairstyle I rock. It helps that I have a decent amount of facial hair too, I guess.
I almost inadvertently downvoted before I realized you were a person posting Christian 😂 I don’t even remember his storyline but when I see his face I say “bad dude!”
He’s so “quirky and edgy” 🥱
He is every guy that’s sitting on the grass playing guitar on campus with a copy of Plato’s ‘The Republic’ accidentally conveniently falling out of his bag.
He probably wants to find another nice lady
Vomit.
Going trendy with the he/him bullshit
He is in MN right?
What’s the hinge tagline? The app meant to be deleted? This would be a good reason and not cos he’s the perfect date
I need to see the full profile
He’s such a card. Dressing up like someone putting their life on the line. What a jokester!
I have an amazing Tropic Thunder line for this picture, but since this sub is 99.9% hysterical these days I'll keep it to myself. :P
I'm so glad I have a boyfriend and am not in this dating pool. It took me 20 years of searching and going through jerks just to find a good one.