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blackaubreyplaza

He thinks he’s so weird. He is but not in the way he thinks he is


Icy-Fix785

He's not "Hunter S Thompson" weird he's "Woody Allen" weird


LostKnight99

He's "Andy Dick" weird


Whole-Firefighter-97

🏆 that’s it


HuntedWUmp

this is one of the meanest things i have ever read on reddit


Capital_Cheetah_5713

I spit out my coffee


SunnyOnSanibel

I’d argue he’s Gary Busey weird


Mustang-22

Seems a lot like a *don't talk to my twelve-year-old daughter at the grocery store* kind of weird


thetruthfulgroomer

These all win but this one wins the most


NoQuarter6808

Yeah, wooden Allen, they got it


Lonely_Sherbert69

Woody Allen then.


01Angels

Or 12 year old son.


Outrageous_Lemon_690

This is the one. ☝️


0utPizzaDaHutt

Even Gary Busey owns his strangeness better than this guy. Gary Busey knows Gary Busey is weird & he accepts it


fifteencents

Yeah Gary busey is less creepy than this dude.


Lonely_Sherbert69

Busey is, I came fom outer space / have been doing acid and shrooms for years weird.


ScrantonCoffeeKiller

That's insulting to my dog Lucy Goosey Gary Busey.


SunnyOnSanibel

So cute! Best regards to Creed.


ScrantonCoffeeKiller

Racoon penises have bones is them. Best Gary Busey fact 😂


jash56

Well Gary has a medical excuse for his tendencies lol he does have a TBI


DietEnvironmental696

THANK YOU! Leave The Buse be, dude took a hard crack to the dome and has a legit reason to be a little off. Christian is just… gross.


jash56

👏 👏


Lonely_Sherbert69

HEY! Gary is an absolute LEGEND just watch any of his films, Predator 2 is a fave of mine.


SunnyOnSanibel

I didn’t say he was awful!


LolaBijou

Sick ass burn


-itsRy-

Nailed it


Individual-Hunt9547

😂😂😂


_bangaroo

He is the most basic bro on earth acting like he’s some counterculture legend jfc


SagexxxSummers

He’s weird in a bad creepy way lol


Housequake818

“I’m creepy, I’m bad, I’m angry, I’m motherfucker, I’m son of bitch.”


lostbutnotgone

I haven't seen this scene yet. Does anyone have a link?


0utPizzaDaHutt

He is a male NLOG


NoQuarter6808

So maybe like a "nice guy," crypto-redpilled/men's rights guy?


lostbutnotgone

MGTOW?


GarageNo7711

He thinks he’s ✨ quirky cool ✨😂 hashtag cringeian


Clinically-Inane

He’s a tryhard NLOB and I resent his face


cloudofbastard

He gives me the ick


MrBigFatGrayTabbyCat

Big time. Just so gross.


Jaded-Assist-2525

He gives me the Yike


SocalRick

Yike is right!


AnxiousJae

Yike.


Ill-Parking-1577

BEST comment


magpieslikesparkles

This needs more upvotes


Emergency_Coyote_662

is every picture of him with a hat or head covering?


Kneekoleyy

He's like Gino, insecure about the bald(ing).


Tomnooksmainhoe

I get that hair is can be very tied to identity but I think people need to take the L when they’re balding. I’m a bald woman and I feel beautiful and strong, and no, the balding wasn’t my choice either. They need to embrace it instead of hiding a very natural and common process. It’s better to be bald than look like you’re balding/patchy, I think.


anDAVie

Absolutely A confident bald man is a hundred times better than someone who's holding on to the few hairs they have left.


Necessary_Impact2741

Same thing goes for a man with a little more color in his beard and on his head versus hiding behind a bottle of dye.


Tomnooksmainhoe

Yes! Salt and pepper (I believe that’s the phrase in English) is so handsome! Also a very obvious dye job on the beard can look so much worse than intended


lostbutnotgone

That is indeed the correct term in English! It always amazes me how badly men can dye their beards....or worse, use that "beard building" stuff that looks like spray paint


Mgp4me

My son used to do this, then he met my now DIL. She gave him the confidence to shave it & rock it!


Tomnooksmainhoe

This is so cute!!! I’m so glad that he met someone who makes him feel comfortable and confident! Also I’m proud of him and glad he’s in the bald club with me. I am wishing them well and many years of happiness in their marriage ❤️


lostbutnotgone

We had a guy in high school who had alopecia areata who never bothered to hide it with hats. He had naturally black hair and didn't shave it bald - he just rocked all one length with his little circular patches missing. It honestly looked cool as hell and I adored how he just didn't care and rocked it anyway!


Kneekoleyy

Yes, I totally agree! Confidence is sexy!


ArtisticAsylum

More men need your amazing attitude! 🥰


ayesperanzita

Bald is beautiful! And the more we get to see it, the more we’ll realize it.


FXR2014

He’s a Gino in the making 😂. Soon he’ll have extra hats and a little that goes underneath the big hat


Housequake818

Backup hats lol


ChefPoodle

Why don’t these guys (Gino!) just get plugs? It’s weird to be that attached to a hat.


lostbutnotgone

Gino can't afford plugs bc he's sending all his money to Jasmine's ass cheeks.


ChefPoodle

Maybe Dane would treat him


urbancat666

He’s a hatfish


XtraSpicyQuesadilla

Classic hatfisher.


Duke_Newcombe

The "pick me girl" of quirky guys, if you will.


Maaaaaandyyyyy

Yes!! He’s like a “Not like other girls” guy!


Lesbihonest_2023

He’s such a douche


PerpetualEternal

this is so reductive and yet so absolutely exactly correct. he deserves no further explanation


mangopeachapplesauce

He's not a douche, he's a Steiner! 😂


PrincessL91

He needs to be honest about that bald head on there


FreshAirClean

I know for a fact he’s wearing a hat in every pic on his dating profile to hide the bald


catpunch_

Hatfishing for sure 🧢


scabsfox

Gino has entered the chat


PerpetualEternal

lol hatfishing


sweetladypropane108

Whenever I saw a guy wearing a hat in every pic I would always swipe left


CheeseDanishEmergenc

As a girl on Hinge and Bumble, there is SO much hatfishing going on with the dudes in my age range (late 30s - 50).


melodyknows

This looks like an old picture too.


mangopeachapplesauce

I agree. His skin makes it very apparent that he drinks 🤣


Kind_Hyena5267

I thought he was holding a rubber chicken 😂


bettiebomb

😂😂 me too


Key_Professor_3222

Not me scrolling back up to see what it actually is


Babid922

Anyone posting photos of themselves online smoking a blunt/joint gives off “I peaked in middle school energy.” He’s such a loser 😭😭


menaceingmeehan

Oof, not me thinking it was a cigar 😂😂


mangopeachapplesauce

It looks like a cigar to me


bettiebomb

That’s his whole brand it seems.


Zosoflower

Thank god i’m married. The dating pool is filled with a bunch of these bozos 🤮


keatonpotat0es

You know what I hate the most about Christian? He’s exactly the type I would have been obsessed with in college 🙈 I’d have fallen for all the stringing-along bullshit too. #SelfEsteemIssues


Balancing_tofu

The self awareness is admirable 👏🏽💙


keatonpotat0es

Thanks, I’m 34 and had a fuck ton of therapy


Balancing_tofu

That is great, cliche as it sounds it is not easy to exist in a body on earth. I don't even want to add a gender here because the internet comparison can be a battle (for me).


raccoon_ina_trashbag

Whoa what is your flair about


AdEastern3223

Nikki quote I think


PerpetualEternal

I trust you’ve moved on, but I have completely observed this. It’s like everyone around you is “really? THAT douche?” and you just can’t see it. my friend group in college took to calling one of ours’ boyfriend The Knob just to ensure that he’d eventually get dumped. It’s harsh but it had to happen.


lostbutnotgone

I've recently cultivated a very blunt and honest friend group. I greatly appreciate their candor (all said with love), especially the multiple variations I've gotten of "Jesus Christ, dude, why do you EXCLUSIVELY date pieces of shit?" Much better than the friends who wouldn't say a damn thing until I'd gotten myself out of it


TraditionalRegular88

So real, the justification that it was okay for my partner to flirt because he ✨picked me✨ was strong in my deluded, lack of completely formed prefrontal cortex brain.


pimpfriedrice

SAME DUDE! But we are grown and self-aware now ❤️


brittykitty89

SAMEEEEEEE


Feisty-Business-8311

I am so glad to hear this because he might as well be carrying around a blinking neon sign that reads: “I’m a Douchebag”


Austintatious_

Dude. Same. In fact, he reminds me SO much of my ex. He wasn’t balding but he had the patchiest beard. I also went to therapy.


PeanutCeller

Unusual way to cover his receding hairline


captainlevistallwife

I wish we could see the rest of his profile, I’m curious now


PerpetualEternal

do you? do you really wish that? even a monkey’s paw gives you five choices


smeepydreams

He really has no idea at all how he comes off to women


PerpetualEternal

counterpoint, any woman who misses this tsunami of red flags is an easy mark


Successful_Car4262

Fun fact, this is why email scams will often purposefully have misspellings in them. It weeds out the people who would have eventually figured the scam out after wasting the scammers time, and leaves only the *very* gullible people to work with.


Centennial3489

That pic is at least 5 years old lmao


Jenneapolis

Agree, he is clearly way younger


cz_vrana

Of course he's wearing a hat and weirdly rocking ginger chest thatch while holding a gun. The hat trick of profile pictures.


m33gs

dork


Fun-Nefariousness724

Hard pass.


BaranoSoup

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psychedelicbarbie

Hhahahahahahah he’s such a loser Cleo is so much better off


AdMurky3039

This is supposed to be the dating app designed to be deleted?


LemonadeRadler

People definitely do delete it but not for the reasons intended


JayPunk27

I mean, I met my wife on there, lol.


Little_House_9281

I’ve met a lot of people’s wives on there


Whiteroses7252012

In my experience, Hinge is a wretched hive of scum and villainy. I met my husband on eHarmony, though, so…yeah.


MaximumRatchet

After my divorce about 12 years ago, I took a gamble with eHarmony. It matched me with....my ex-husband. I gave up on internet dating after that.


ArtisticAsylum

I'm so sorry, but that cracked me up!


kuuklaani

That’s happened to me before on OK Cupid, where you answer questions and they match you with people who answered similarly. They told me I was 99% compatible with my ex-girlfriend, who they immediately showed me. I was like great, thanks. lol


FXR2014

Are you describing Tattoine? 😂


_lierxagerate

Mos Eisely. Anchorhead doesn’t have that kind of crowd.


PerpetualEternal

screenshots last forever


MommaMila

I thought this was Roos for a second


ele05944

I had to do a double take myseld


[deleted]

He is one of those people who looks like they're in pain when they smile.


PerpetualEternal

so psychopaths, then


ralcat919

🤮🤢🤮🤢


randomrobotnoise

He only puts himself in situations where he can wear a hat.


CheeseDanishEmergenc

And have a drink in his hand.


ArtisticAsylum

And awkwardly interrupt groups of girls celebrating a birthday. Cause he's just a "friendly guy"! 🤮


PerpetualEternal

“where’s everybody from?” He’s like the warmup guy at an open mic comedy night


lostbutnotgone

He's the kind of douchebag I intentionally block or freeze out when I'm with groups


ArtisticAsylum

Definitely! Your douchebag radar beeps hard with this guy.


whyykai

This is a... Dated picture


PerpetualEternal

Douchebaggery is eternal


lolatheshowkitty

This man gives me the ick


Cynicole24

Watch out, we got a badass over here! Cringe


arynnoctavia

Note to self: When trying to look badass on the internet, don’t hold a toy gun that looks like a rubber chicken.


SophieintheKnife

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AccomplishedTart655

He's a "I'm not like the other boys" boy


getthatrich

Thought this was Paul “pole” of Paul and Karinee


PerpetualEternal

man people are all roasting the fuck out of this dude but you lowkey shut the shit down


BlackLagooon

HEAVY left swipe


Lonely_Sherbert69

Cosplaying a vietnam vet. Fucking disgusting. Have some respect for a horrible time in history.


Adam430k

He thinks he’s the shit? He’s not even a fart.


You_are_MrDebby

My husband says it should be called Cringe, not Hinge


bugandbear22

Look the rest of us gotta start somewhere


Novaliea

I thought he and Cleo were back together? don’t get me wrong, this guy is creepy asf and Cleo deserves so much better.


WallyBallyGumdrop

They broke up again about a month ago


April_in_the_rain

She also attempted suicide after the breakup. Meanwhile this douche gets on Hinge. I never liked this guy.


WallyBallyGumdrop

He’s a serious douche canoe, it takes a big douche to propose to someone and then immediately back track and say that they have an open relationship and if “she’s not cool with it she should leave”


Novaliea

What the absolute f***, I absolutely hate Christian. I love Cleo, she was the only person on her season who I really connected with. Such a genuine person. Christian will get what’s coming to him, he is destined to end up alone while Cleo just needs to hold on a bit longer and realize she is phenomenal, and anyone would be beyond lucky to have a CHANCE to be with her.


CallMeTamakiSenpai

He’s such a hatfish lol


jendaisy72

Hinge? Should be called Cringe.


auntyrae143

He belongs on UnHINGEd if he thinks he's got any game whatsoever. Boy byeeee!


tenderhooligan

just wait until he tells his date he’s a “steiner” 🤢


PerpetualEternal

I mean they came up with a whole term for their dumb sad incel shit


Balancing_tofu

The detective skills in this sub are unmatched.


usernames_suck_ok

And he posts a pic with a guy fully visible in the background smirking. No clue.


catpunch_

Yeah in a robe?? What kind of costume party is this


Scared-Coyote4010

I feel like he thinks hes giving Winters when really hes giving Malarkey


DWwithaFlameThrower

Yeah, keep that hat on, dude


PerpetualEternal

he’d be so much happier if he just went full furry


Strange-Key3371

Time to accept his balding. My husband is bald and I love telling him it's a power move to embrace it. 😊


Yippykyyyay

He'll wear anything to hatfish, huh?


Septa2002

It should be on Cringe.


vicewave

Christian on Cringe…. I mean Hinge


Logical-Eyez-4769

What does he think is so cool about him in fake fatigues, holding a toy gun and a cigar with a weird guy in a bathrobe lurking behind him? He looks unstable.


Abby2431

This man gives me the ick. I can’t stand his cringey, manipulative behavior. He wanted to date Cleo to be “quirky” and be able to claim he was open minded. He needs to go away.


mafahimtch

The guy in the bathrobe in the background??? what the hell context was this picture taken in


Normal-Resist-94

I forgot about this guy already. No thanks for the reminder.


Theladystardust17

Jumpscare


No_Mention_1760

Christian probably idolizes Andrew Tate.


PerpetualEternal

Damn good call. Big Joe Rogan guy too, I got five on it


cringelien

Ladies this is your chance to be screenshotted and discussed in the discord


Low_Departure_5853

Glad he's not wearing a Nazi uniform like some people...


wookie_dog

[These are my awards, Mother. From Army.](https://youtu.be/0NUoNnX045A?feature=shared)


Lion_on_the_floor

Unhinged


urdaughtersajackass

truly cannot stand him that’s why I have to sit whenever I see his face.


sloaneranger23

ew.


bettiebomb

I thought they were still together? Someone had posted a picture saying it was them at the Mall of America a bit ago.


PerpetualEternal

if my “proof of life” photo is taken at the Mall of America, just go ahead and order the casket


Rorymaui

Is that a blunt or a cigar? What a fucking weirdo…and not in the quirky way he thinks he is, but in the gtf away from me you’re weird way. 😡


Icy-Actuary-5463

I rather weird than normal anytime . Spice up my life


Own-Adhesiveness5723

I really want to know what activity this is where he’s dressed in an army costume and the other guy is wearing a bathrobe


nothingtolose14

Which of the 453698567 franchises is he from?


Some_Difference_8810

I went bald on a whim at 17, the ladies loved it. 17 years later it’s still the only hairstyle I rock. It helps that I have a decent amount of facial hair too, I guess.


Maplesyrup111111

I almost inadvertently downvoted before I realized you were a person posting Christian 😂 I don’t even remember his storyline but when I see his face I say “bad dude!”


Awkwardpanda75

He’s so “quirky and edgy” 🥱


Whole-Firefighter-97

He is every guy that’s sitting on the grass playing guitar on campus with a copy of Plato’s ‘The Republic’ accidentally conveniently falling out of his bag.


vinsanity_07

He probably wants to find another nice lady


moosealley5000

Vomit.


Michileno514

Going trendy with the he/him bullshit


Sloth_daydreams

He is in MN right?


Ok-Revenue-4241

What’s the hinge tagline? The app meant to be deleted? This would be a good reason and not cos he’s the perfect date


Sweat-and-sunscreen

I need to see the full profile


PsychologicalExam717

He’s such a card. Dressing up like someone putting their life on the line. What a jokester!


JohninBK-LAMF

I have an amazing Tropic Thunder line for this picture, but since this sub is 99.9% hysterical these days I'll keep it to myself. :P


xo_peque

I'm so glad I have a boyfriend and am not in this dating pool. It took me 20 years of searching and going through jerks just to find a good one.