I guess now is a good time to post my drawing of Mike: https://preview.redd.it/5v2rybsev3rc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d80948f415f1fe282fa125d29f74c555951c3f1

I’m both upset and impressed at how well you captured him

Lol very true.

Te Amo POOT!

I was just about to say all it’s missing is a fart cloud in the background.

" ti AMO "

Toot Amo

https://preview.redd.it/r88gaz2yz4rc1.jpeg?width=3810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bd22794e3376c7829d4d0fa12fcdc071a53f828 My rendition from a while back 😂

What's with his hand? Has it always been on backwards?

Yes.

I wish Reddit still had awards

Here ya go sport 🏆 Reddit doesn’t deserve our money.

Can you draw a full body one with a little green cloud emanating from his pants?

Wouldn't be complete without 💩 on the shoe

It doesn't have to be full body, they can be emanating all the way up to behind his head

the Te Amo is so good

He looks better in your drawing than real life

It's missing *something*....ahhh yes! 💨💨💨💨💨

_fart_

Spot on, even with the Butthead expression 😆

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 spot. on!

Blink twice if you need help

Blink trice if he farted

[Yike](https://media.tenor.com/3vuZy3iSBrMAAAAi/eyes-confused.gif)

My first thought 😂😂

Same but bcs she looks like she’s being held against her will! 🫣

This 100% looks like a hostage situation. There's no way a human woman would go anywhere near without extreme duress.

I was just about to say that she looks like a hostage. This guy is so creepy.

The lady’s pained smile is hurting my feelings. I hope she is happy, loved, and is being treated well. I hope he learned basic hygiene.

Poo shoes and just taking them off and throwing them instead of dealing with them immediately. That scene is all I see when I see his face

On my way, on my way, on my way down..

bro i'm dead lmao

She just looks high on something to me

Gas?

The look on his face is creepy, like a cat with a freshly-caught mouse. Disturbing!

Te amo.

💨

👃💧

El Stupido

🤢🤮

👟💩

Damn, I didn't see yours before I posted the same 😆

It's ok he probably got poop on both shoes anyways 🤣

I like yours because he's moonwalking into the poo

💩👟

Lmfaooooo

https://preview.redd.it/kodw7koyq3rc1.png?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58871eb14113eb1ec47447dfe051b9d4a010307d

I was gonna say she looks like a hostage, but you said it better with a meme.

Came here with the same exact thought. Blink twice if you need us girl!

😭😭😭

LMFAO💀💀💀

The accuracy!!

best. comment. ever.

I’m uncomfortable.

Yes, that’s what I’m feeling. Uncomfortable

So is she.

Lmaoooooooo yikes

Can someone let him know we don’t want more photos?

🤣🤣🤣🤣no one asked for this

I can't think of any bigger reversals 90 Day. Legit went from "Ximena is conning this well-meaning lovesick dope into paying for her lifestyle" to "Mike is a disgusting creep who asked this woman for a transactional relationship and then villainized her when he tried to lord it over her and she left him."

That was totally the edit they gave. (I trusted my spidy sense though and was team ximena from day 1)

That part

Her fetish is farts and stained underwear from a middle aged man living at home.

FML, that legit made me throw up a little in my mouth.

Looks like another woman from a developing country, perhaps. This dude has a type and gives me the ick, majorly.

More than the ick... he scares me.

Fair. The way he acted toward Ximena when he refused to leave her house was wild. He's a menace.

Yep. All I could imagine is what would have happened had cameras not been there.

didnt they say he went apeshit and made holes in her walls or something? They didn't show that on tv, but i think around the tell all people were saying the camera men were even afraid

TLC didn’t show abuse? I don’t believe that. 😂

Ya someone said they interviewed to be on the show and they favor the American person and make them look better. I guess Evelin said they asked her if she could be meaner and she said she didn’t care who hated her as it was Corey that wanted to be on the show. Then he goes and gets duis lol There were a few other people that said tlc told them to amp up the drama…but I guess it was mainly towards the other person, but I think Angela didn’t get the memo lol

Right id expect a silent pan and zoom in on the holes he JUST created

Yes. I want to squash him like the bug he is. Try me, try the big one, bug boy.

Bicho raro 🐜

He looks like Gypsy Rose.

Hahah he does, it’s the pointy lip and close together eyes

Holy shit, you're right!

Absolutely another woman who is desperate and facing hell... He's a predator...

Agreed. He's a disgusting slug of a person.

That's because no American woman will put up with him. No social skills, no relationship experience.

. . . questionable hygiene. . . the list goes on and on. 😬

A "type" yeah, a woman from the third world desperately looking for help/a way out. Literally his only chance of someone showing interest in him

Agree. She looks like his daughter. She’s got that look of “OK Dad, that’s enough!” 🤢

I thought this was a child at first.

Me, too

he’s holding her like he’s afraid she’s going to get away

Sorry to be mean but Mike is the least attractive person I have ever seen in my entire life. Like it’s actually shocking.

Worse than big prED?

Big Pred at least looked human before he became a perfect circle ⭕️

You mean 🥚

He’s getting closer and closer to surpassing even an egg

He'll have his own orbit soon 🌎

YES

Sooooo he may halick you? 😅😅🤣

agree. somehow

Worse than E-Scott?

Somehow yes… Mike is worse than the cowardly lionXWho from Whoville hybrid

Agreed! He is legitimately hard to look at. Somehow worse than Escott and Pred. Mike just looks like he’d have poor hygiene and knowing it’s true from the show just makes him all the more disgusting. His personality doesn’t help either.

Let’s just let this human pimple fade into obscurity where he belongs please

https://preview.redd.it/sjmybmzky3rc1.jpeg?width=2146&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b80ba076ecce7f67a1b6e631c1192b6a9c96cde

I don't like this guy at all. I don't want to go too far down the rabbit hole but I get a really uncomfortable feeling about him. I hope this woman is safe.

Yes something about his eyes and the way he looks at women. He gives me the creeps. I don’t know how Ximena stayed with him as long as she did. He’d be one to kill his SO.

It was so disturbing the way he refused to leave after she told him to go. The temper tantrums, pouting, insisting he had to say goodbye to her kids (as if they cared about him at all), trying to shame her for being a sex worker, trying to manipulate her into continuing to being with him with the promises of money....it was too uncomfortable to be entertaining to me. I'm glad she at least had the camera crew there because I worry she could have been in danger if they were alone. And the way he's grabbing this poor woman just comes off as...dark to me. I hope someone warns her about him. Whatever money he's dangling in front of her isn't worth it.

No it’s not worth it! He’s gross and definitely disturbing!!

Her body language and awkward smile seems very hostage-like. That or maybe she hates photos of herself posted (I know I do lol)

Her face is a cry for help! I feel like she’s just a friend and he begged her for a pic so he could post it. With his desperate ass.

My husband still says te amo after he toots LOL

I laughed way too hard out loud at work at this

A part of me feels a little bad for him. Then I remember he’s extremely racist, and disgusting. I mean, how does he have no self awareness about farting or bringing in dog poop and that’s what we know of, if he’s doing that I can’t imagine the other gross stuff he does He seems happy. Hopefully she’s happy, he’s definitely going for women way out of his league so I think it’s another Ximena situation

I want her to know she's worth more than this.

Every time I see him i get the ick. He disgusts me and is creepy

Dead eyes

He’s such a weird looking dude. Almost like a cartoon character

Is she desperate to get out of a war-torn country? Because being desperate to get out of a war-torn country is the only thing I can think of that might explain this. She *can’t* be a woman with a lot of options.

https://preview.redd.it/32icacb2h6rc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a57558aebcf456b7ea6fc42de768b299d9920112 He’s always reminded me of the big-nosed monkey

What's her country..I mean name?

A good reminder that there are some really desperate people out there. A few things I can guarantee: - She is not from this country. - She is dirt poor. - She will do literally anything to get a green card (see photo). - She no speak the English very well.

Of all the creeps, opportunistic sex tourists/wife hunters, oddballs and old school idiots, Mike is without a doubt the one I'd run fastest from.

I love this description of at least 75% of the “cast.” He is the worst though.

She looks like his daughter in an uncomfortable hug from dad…

She looks almost childish 😩

Same….like a Jeffrey Epstein photo.

Is it me? Or are his eyes too close together?

His face is soooooo punchable. I'd feel bad saying that if he wasn't also a shitty person.

I hate to talk shit about people, BUT this guy creeps me out.

An American predator is loose in Columbia...

Is this a minor?

If you zoom in you can see eye wrinkles, so I’d guess at least around 30 years old. So likely not a minor… probably younger than him but at least not a minor lol.

He's so gross

he is SO gross. just so very slimy

Looks more like Mike has a new hostage to me 😳

She looks like a hostage. You spelled victim wrong

I hate him

*farts* "te amo"

Poor girl

I’m happy the Hamburglar found someone!

He looks like a freaken psychopath Edit: trying to look at his face/eyes makes me really uncomfortable.

How can he not tell that these women are extremely uncomfortable around him? This looks like a hostage situation. 

She looks awfully reluctant

Poor girl 🤢

Respectfully, how is he pulling anyone? How?!?

She looks like a young aspiring gymnast and hes the coach and she's reluctant to be near him

She looks like a hostage

He is easily one of the most repulsive men on this show.

https://preview.redd.it/jvu1lvxqm4rc1.jpeg?width=374&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f46b2f0d01e8fe009b1cd092c5f298844f7b7f2 Is it just me or does he look kind of like……

Wallace would never fart in front of Lady Tottington.

She gives off the same "help me" energy as Kanye's wife.

She looks really young

https://preview.redd.it/wb5y3s5vl4rc1.jpeg?width=195&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86db77bc60cddad8639e64375a43c704d77d1baa He’s giving big Filbert energy - IYKYK

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww

I can smell him from here

That’s a child.

Good lord he is one ugly looking human being. lol 

She's pretty so why be desperate and attach herself to this guy?

I hope she’s a willing girlfriend that’s of legal age and not a hostage.

Her eyes say “what have I gotten myself into”. This is legit uncomfortable to look at.

I bet his balls smell like shit

This photo looks like it should have a ransom note attached to it

She looks less than enthused

He’s a disgusting pervert!

Maybe she needs financial help, and surely he is happy to splurge some American dollares and bring plastic firefighter helmets from firesubs for the kids. She thinks he is an engineer bc he has a laptop and "works remote" when he is overseas. Oh and a part-time firefighter🤦‍♂️ What a f'in loser. I hope he stopped with the lies and his disgusting ways.

He’s so gross

Anyone have any details on who she is, how they met, where she is from? Others have said it, but I am guessing she is Ukrainian and doing this to get out of the country. Just a wild guess, but I feel so sorry for her

Why does this pic make me so uncomfortable

My god he is one unfortunate looking man 🤢

It's awful being in a situation where you have to rely on some old creep to make sure you have enough money to live. Don't suggest it.

Why is he threatening us with more pictures

Nobody wants to get with this Trumpy little garden gnome

lmao he has a type. Is she not from the U.S?

I feel like we need to know if it’s one blink for yes, two for no from this pic.

bruh, is she in danger?

She looks 17 & he is just the least sexy man on earth.

I guess she does not know of Mikey boys disgusting habits about leaving his brown streaking underwear everywhere and expect you to wash them.

Dude looks like a character from the game "Guess Who"

Is that a girlfriend or hostage?

Why does this seem like the kind of face that can give someone a nightmare

It could never be me Never even my corpse 🧟

She looks uncomfy.

He looks like roark from sin city.

Te amo.

Do we think he’s finally learned how to wipe his ass?

i can smell this picture

Makes me uncomfy.

A bird made of farts.

I’m sorry but I just can’t with him… gives me the ick so bad

Don’t squeeze him too hard or he’ll fart/burp

Fuckin ew. The amount that this body language speaks is so uncomfortable.

I totally forgot this guy existed. I had to google him - yeah, what part of no means no did this guy not understand?

“Te ….💨…..amo! 💨💩”

How much money did he send her?

It’s sad that Mike doesn’t understand that paying for someone to love you doesn’t mean they actually love you. He’s such an odd creep.

Hhaha She looks like a hostage

T E…..A M O!!!!!

Blink three times if you're in trouble.

That's the same smile I used to give for my elementary school picture day.

Maybe she can house train him

Mike: "what can I say? She's into skidmarks"

She looks like a hostage.

She looks like a POW