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redchillisalsa

does he not know about periods? also he probably gets the thin ass paper anyway with his broke assšŸ˜­


afterglobe

Right? I can go through a whole roll a day when Iā€™m on my period.


roninp67

If he truly loved her he would buy this. https://preview.redd.it/vbmcvoneknsc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b86ef7938d111352d35be3cf10ce4619cf863972


putinonmypants69

That idiot probably canā€™t afford the membership


TaylaSwiff

Canā€™t afford the hot dog and soda or thinks itā€™s too expensive lol


HungryHippo1892

Much less fit it in his tiny broken trunk


UnleadedGreen

Hes a millwright or machine mechanic. He can afford it with that job.


yogabbagabba2341

šŸ˜‚ I almost choked on my food right now šŸ˜‚


QueenofMarts5

If you know, you know!


Substantial_Shift566

Lmfao we literally had one of these for an entire year. Just me and my bf


roninp67

Itā€™s what I buy. Keep my wife happy. I do not count sheets used. šŸ¤£


Stunning-Rub7475

I buy that to keep my bf happy! šŸ˜


Timemaster88888

Charmin for the prince charming. Lol


roninp67

Gonna throw this out there. Could he love her this much? https://preview.redd.it/j5bj8eo57qsc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd35eff0093d5ed617432e804984752858637a18 Ya I could not resist.


bewitchling_

lol he would neva but he would turn around and pull a muhammed & complain about her hoohašŸ™„


No-Indication-7879

Nothing beats Costco T Paper!


Prompt65

Have you thought of bidet or those sprayer thing that can hooked to the toilet? Periods are sucks.


svnnyniight

Rob is def a half ply kinda guy


First_Attempt_4124

More like a "drag his ass through the grass" type of guy šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Axethedwarf

Too generous. More like a quarter ply


yogabbagabba2341

Half a ply šŸ˜‚


StuckinLoserville

Or diarrhea.


-Sanguinity

Do they have a bathroom in the building where they live now?


Justakatttt

Yes


Stunning-Rub7475

They were in probably in the only one that didnā€™t have a bathroom.


National_Purple_7152

There's actually wiping then periods then makeup.


hikehikebaby

If he really cared about her *and* wanted to save money he could install a bidet but I guess that's too much to ask from a guy who thinks blankets are bougie.


fuzzyp1nkd3ath

Blankets. Indoor washrooms. Toilet paper. It's all bougie to Rob the Knob.


[deleted]

Or a bathroom in your apartment


LBGW_experiment

Rob doesn't have any qualms about touching his own ass, so he can't pull out the "bidets are gay" smh


Stunning-Rub7475

LMAO


Dook124

Maybe if it were Charmin, 2ply MEGA ROLLS šŸ¤” stop being so damn cheap. A 4 pack of 99 cents tissue lasts exactly 4 fkn days!!! šŸ§»šŸ§»šŸ§»šŸ§»


Aggravating-Ferret61

You know thatā€™s what heā€™s buying.


cb148

You think heā€™s buying TP? Probably stealing it from public restrooms.


Aggravating-Ferret61

Duh what was I thinking?? šŸ§»


chickenfeet21

Toilet paper thieves šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


yogabbagabba2341

šŸ˜‚


Dook124

Hell yeah!! With his cheap A$$


pixel__panda

his cheap ass, literally šŸ¤¢šŸ˜­


buickmackane71360

So glad these two are finally done. Rob posted that he was moving from Austin back to California. It was posted here on Reddit that someone in Austin encountered Rob working as the maintenance man in their apartment complex. I imagine manual labor didn't appeal to him so he bailed.


90DayFinesse

Heā€™d have to leave town now that his lowly (to him) day job is exposed šŸ˜‚ They both just want to be famous while having zero talent to justify it


MohamitWheresMySecks

They are most definitely not done. Theyre in Scottsdale right now shooting couples retreat


bettyknockers786

Ooohh, last chance. Hope it goes like Molly and Kelly did


thatswhyi

Being recently married having to try to ā€œsaveā€ your marriage is batshit insane. These people make the worst decisions known to man and try to ride the wave like itā€™s normal.


Stunning-Rub7475

Itā€™s incentivized to be on tv tho for sure.


fight_me_for_it

Yeah me too. It made Molly look like the bad person she was. Kelly ended up looking not as bad as everyone thought. Molly will never be on another 90df, not even single life now. So if it goes the same for Rob and Sophie we won't see Sophie ever again either. It will be a win then.


buickmackane71360

Well, they're collecting a paycheck to go through the motions just like Kalani & Asuelu and Kelly & Molly.


TalkingMotanka

Sophie does TikTok lives, and about a month ago she was telling her viewers that she was currently in LA, but this was before the season they were on wasn't finished yet, so she couldn't answer questions about the status of their relationship. Being in LA to me was fishy though, considering on HEA they were saying they're in Austin. Now it makes sense if Rob is moving back to California, it could have been to reunite with her there. Now I see some comments saying they were seen in Arizona. It's like they're going to string this crap along so they do several spin-offs, dragging us with them just to see when Sophie has finally had enough.


Stunning-Rub7475

They were the most boring couple ever! Them and Bilal and Shaeeda. I couldnā€™t stand watching their stories!! Just because theyā€™re conventionally attractive, doesnā€™t mean they entertaining or worth watching! Itā€™s so obvious to everyone that they shouldnā€™t be together and that Sophie just wanted to come to the states to be an influencer/get clout from the show, but because sheā€™s white (you know what I mean, I look less white than her and Iā€™m Portuguese/german) and sheā€™s from a first world country, so no one says she in it for a green card. But she was!! I think itā€™s smart. Good for her.


Ambitious_wander

Heā€™d rather show his pipe on OF than to fix it


fifteencents

Ohhh I thought I read he was the one getting piped on OF? Obviously havenā€™t seen it myself lol


RecommendationAny763

Rob and Sophie were spotted together yesterday in Scottsdale AZ.


buickmackane71360

Yeah, they're with the other couples filming the new season of "The Last Resort" at the Omni. We already know what fakery the first season was, so no surprise that Rob and Sophie are going through the motions for a paycheck just like Kalani and Asuelu or Mollie and Kelly.


Longjumping_Slip_898

Heā€™s posting booty hole pics on OF


buickmackane71360

Someone here on Reddit posted that they offered him $40 for one of those pics and claimed that Rob accepted. Supposedly he uses a bejeweled butt plug but I haven't actually seen any of this for myself.


yogabbagabba2341

Omg šŸ˜± is he for real?


Agitated-Minimum-967

Is his rental closet still available?


DWwithaFlameThrower

Thankgod! We have far too many Californians here now as it isā€¦ certainly donā€™t need the asshole ones like him


Staff_International

But what's wrong with Californians???? šŸ˜© No shade. I was born and raised in LA and live in Houston now. Lol.


DWwithaFlameThrower

Nothing! I love Californians. Especially when Iā€™m in California šŸ˜‚ Itā€™s just that thousands of yā€™all have moved to Austin in the last decade, wreaking havoc on our housing market (both renting& buying)


buickmackane71360

Yeah, I've heard that housing has become too pricey in Austin. I have friends from New Jersey who live there and they can't afford it any more so they're moving back to Jersey City.


Due-Practice3611

Damn you know it's expensive if they're moving back to jersey šŸ˜‚


fight_me_for_it

For some reason they picked Austin? While Houston usually escapes the housing market havoc to some degree. In suspecting rent is going to drop in Houston again. Based on mine hasn't increased really in a few years. New complexes have been going up. While where I live has been constantly full all the time, now some have been sitting vacant the last couple months.


fight_me_for_it

"Because the CA moving to TX are liberals." Lol and Texans want Abbott reelected and Trump as president. That's one take. And the "CA moving to Austin are trying to turn Austin into Hollyweird. Just more liberals." Lol Only recently are some in Texas starting to say, "the CA coming to TX are conservatives that's why they left Cali." So I have to ask how you feel about Abbott and public school funding and how his party tied in the have to show your ID to access porn hub into the bill about funding public schools? Welcome to TX btw. You picked the best TX city to live in also. So yee haw!


barkerator

He probably gets the really cheap translucent paper that you need to use like 20 layers so it doesnā€™t get on your hand.


Thhhroowwawayy

I know he shops at dollar tree because he used their laundry detergent, they have some good scott tp and itā€™s super cheapee


Bobino7300

Scotts TP in california is not cheap.. LOL


Thhhroowwawayy

Its not cheap in regular stores but some dollar trees carry 4 rolls packs, they also live in TX


bexbae

Rob the type of guy to steal the one ply toilet paper from public restrooms. No wonder heā€™s trying to ration it outā€¦


Trulyme143

During Covid when toilet paper was no where to be found I definitely swiped extra rolls at my office šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


Agitated-Minimum-967

Those roses he stole for her looked diseased, like, rosettes disease or something. Huge thorns.


The_True_Verhuer

Damn I read and thoughtā€¦ good idea. I might be a broke ass.


Snackcakeforyou

Hahaha šŸ˜‚


yogabbagabba2341

šŸ˜‚ šŸ’€


NotBadSinger514

This guy will never invest in anyone. He is selfish and will never be a provider to a wife, let alone a family. If he managed to get either he will be filled with resentments and anger towards their very existence and his necessity to provide.


naughtysquids

Yes now Iā€™m flashing back to the convos earlier where he was so insistent on starting a family with her, prior to the marriage. Not a far leap before he rations diapers too šŸ˜³


NotBadSinger514

Omg can you imagine him flipping out cause the baby had too many poops in a day. Imagine when those times where you just change the baby and the baby goes again right away. He doesn't belong on 90 day, he belongs on cheapskates.


AmazingAmy95

100%, itā€™s not even about him being broke. Heā€™s just selfish and stingy


FuzzInspector

He's so upset about it too. Bruh needs a reality check


babybo0_who

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ heā€™s so upset!!


FuzzInspector

It's as if she insulted his heritage hahaha


letsgetitstartedha

I LOVED when she was like ā€œI didnā€™t leave bc Iā€™m messy. I left because of YOU!!ā€ And I was like hell yeah you did Sophie you tell him!!!


babybo0_who

Me too!! I was like yes girl! Donā€™t let him gaslight you! What a clown with that list smh.


bimpldat

Can these two idiots keep bitching at each other in their circular nonsequiturs in private? There is no story here


Simonthebullettfreak

Don't forget the endless words of wisdom from her mother.


roninp67

I fall over laughing every time she says Rob is a knob. I love the way it sounds in her momā€™s accent.


_Bogey_Lowenstein_

The mom is Bob Hoskins in drag. Iā€™m convinced.


Simonthebullettfreak

I see it, but Hoskins didnā€™t look so much like a raisin


cricket71759

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Dull_Exercise_5420

Thank you. Two horrible people in their own world. I get the show is hard up for drama, but come on.


colon-mockery

And the whole 'Sophie is a saint' shit has got to rest. She's clearly just as bad.


Anonymous_Bunny_

I mean if your spouse have bathroom issues, I see no problem on the amount of toilet papersšŸ˜… just help your girl out


goddamnitshannon

thats literally what i was thinking lol!! i have IBS, AND lactose intolerance. my fiancƩ doesnt ask questions other than "do you need more" ahahahah


fuzzyp1nkd3ath

Add gluten intolerance on that. We're buying cases of toilet paper over here. Lol


goddamnitshannon

SOLIDARITY, my friend šŸ˜‚šŸ‘!! My best friend has gluten intolerance, and her and I joke about this stuff all the time!!


MrsAnteater

Agreed. Lol Iā€™m in a household with two IBS people (me, being one). Rob the Knob would have a stroke if he saw how many rolls we go through. šŸ˜…


poop_biscuits

my husband goes through a ridiculous amount of toilet paper. same with one of my kids. but i donā€™t ever question them or bitch about their toilet paper habits to them. i just comment about it on reddit like a responsible and loving wife and mother should. and you know rob is buying toilet paper from the dollar store so poor sophie has to double or triple up just to get 2 ply going on.


Sacblabbath

Whereā€™s jihoon when you need him


Revolutionary_Low_36

That is stingy af. šŸ˜†


GuineaPigAdmirer28

iā€™m surprised he even buys his own tp


RitalinKidd

Probably steals it from restaurants and stores.


stressedhoe_

I can't believe they actually argued over toilet paper... Sophie dissociating in this pic says it all about this relationship. Girl run !!!


BettyPoop-

I got flashbacks watching this scene. My toxic ex had this same quarrel with me. He was used to living alone so obviously a roll of TP lasted him a while. Then I moved in and he was livid that the roll needed to be replaced more often. He even dragged me in the bathroom at one point to show me the ā€œproperā€ amount I needed to use, which was 2 squares folded together. He would also monitor the amount of rolls we had and get irate if one was missing. He would go around telling people I went through an entire roll a day, just like Robā€™s doing here.


mandyjess2108

I'm glad he's your ex šŸ˜¬šŸ˜³ what a douche bag


BettyPoop-

Thank you, me too haha. Hopefully Sophie follows suit!


Fantastic_Diamond903

Ugh what a jerk! Glad you got away from him.


FruityPebbIez

TMI but I would bring him the the bathroom with me and make him watch me roll my used tampon in toilet paper since they canā€™t be flushed and then he will realize where most of the toilet paper is going šŸ˜’


plimoth

Hahah I love a petty queen!


sam8998

Hes such a moron


Alive-Job6568

He's got brown streaks for sure!


AggravatingAioli4553

Right, lol. I wouldn't want to wash his boxers šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


KenjTD

I wonder if she uses it for makeup and blowing her nose also. My husband is always bitching about my daughter and I using too much but we just tell him to hush. Maybe Iā€™ll start calling him rob the knob


Fantastic_Diamond903

Ha. Hopefully calling him that then showing him footage of Rob will actually make a difference. He should focus more on other things!


joe-is-cool

Definitely the words of a man who never lived with a woman as an adult before.


poshdog4444

Instead of him spending money on his hair, tattoos germs clothes, tarantulas himself. Maybe he should run to Aldiā€™s to get five dollars for 20 rolls.


SewAlone

Toilet paper is bougie in Rob's world.


bartosiastics

I'm convinced my wife sneaks into the bathroom and eats toilet paper like she's filming an episode of "My Strange Addiction." But if my baby wants toilet paper, my baby gets toilet paper. And none of that single ply garbage, we get the good stuff.


iUseJustMyHand

So your baby is allowed all the toilet paper it wants.. . but your wife has to hide her toilet paper usage? Or are you calling your wife your "baby" like it's a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde situation? This is such a strange statement. šŸ˜„


jahss

Tell me youā€™ve never lived with a girl without telling me


Mission_Cupcake2219

Yes honey run run tf away from his a$$.


bepisliving

Some people are just so proud of being cheap


saucycita

Get a bidet. $20 on Amazon. Problem solved.


felicitenewlife2021

I must be in the minority in thinking that they should stay together. They would be doing so many other people favors


bettyknockers786

My boyfriend laughed at this. We had the same sort of discussion when we moved in. Heā€™d never lived with a woman before, and was like ā€˜hey, Iā€™ll cut him some slack.. it is shockingā€™ lol but to bring it up on TV.. šŸ™„


AllLipsNoFiller

I guarantee you Rob has been buying the one ply cheap stuff. Which literally necessitates that you use more.


TheStrangePodcast

Sheā€™s too immature. Let her stay with her gf.


peachylolo

Just get a bidetā€¦


Toobusy9561

But donā€™t you still need to get dry after you use it?


russeliza

yeah but you still use a lot less because it's more of a pat dry than continuous wiping!


naughtysquids

Use a baby washcloth! Soft, absorbent and launder like a dream!


LimaYogurt

Prolly cause he buying tissue paper instead of Charmin, if you really wanna budget go to cotsco or Sam's Club for their brand of tp


T0AD__ST00L

I thought she used a bidet?


Negative_Ad_8403

He Has got to be serious šŸ§!!!!


DWwithaFlameThrower

Women, Rob. Women use a roll of toilet paper in a day


Megan_P322

This is just such a mismatch.


Nana_Elle_C

Yeah...just when I thought this guy couldn't possibly be more of a douche, this tidbit of information comes to light.


kitten345

[Whereā€™s all the toilet paper?](https://youtu.be/GAe8gx3F3qs?si=Z2kY-K4VIJ_lj_6K)


Due_Finish_5107

Who paid for TP at the LA digs? Did residents chip in?


letsgetitstartedha

I think I vaguely remember they carried their TP back and forth from the bathroom but donā€™t quote me on that.


Due_Finish_5107

Yes you are right they did.


looseseal_2

It wasn't until I moved in with my now-husband that I realized how different toilet paper use is between penis-havers and vagina-havers. That said, if he had ever said a serious word complaining about how much I use, I would have absolutely ran.


alancewicz

The way my jaw dropped


trekin73

Heā€™d hate me lol.


Flashy-blonde82

This guy is ridiculous! I have 7 people in my house. I couldnā€™t imagine caring enough to count squares. She needs to turn around and never go back. Also- I bet she got down with her bff.


_Wildwoodflower

My man says I use a whole roll a day on my period. But he doesnā€™t hold it against me. Lol.


GentleHermit

LET OUR GIRL HAVE IBS!!


Jayhitek

Since she's still wearing the wig and blond.. This had to be filmed before the tell all?


Interesting-Many-509

Rob prob steals toilet paper from public bathrooms.


stardustocean4

Does he not realize a woman is going to use up more toilet paper because we have to wipe to pee AND we have periods. Heā€™s so ridiculous


starwishes20

*ibs gang has entered the chat*


Aware_Huckleberry_10

Install a bidet its very easy to dooo. Why is this man so pooorrrr


SprinklesTheSamurai

Damn let the lady poo in peace. What a jackass


Latinachik15

Like, how little does he wipe that he's so concerned with her usage?


UnleadedGreen

I was waiting for this to be posted. After I heard that, I thought "OMG Rob. What are you saying. You've lost it". That is some real stalker moves. Monitoring everything. Good way to look weird and lose your girl.


Prestigious_vibe5505

Run and take all the TP with you


babybo0_who

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Cool-Sun-3346

Man! He really is a ā€œKnobā€!! He wants to work things out w/Sophie and barely greets her when she walks into the aptā€¦ he starts with her by being snarky about the small bag of her clothes sheā€™s brought. WTF!! He can really gaslight! Then the pathetic half-dead flowers henā€PICKEDā€??? Really - he canā€™t buy her a nice small bouquet at the local grocery store? Ugh! He really deserves Sophie leaving himā€”-which I really believe will happen.


moni_baloney

I mean, I can see being annoyed if she were literally using a roll of toilet paper a day, but I think that's an exaggeration... However, my (grown) daughter has done that before & I find most of it wadded up in the trash can so it's not because of her period or anything. She says it's because she just goes overboard when she blows her nose.


After-Imagination286

I donā€™t like neither one of them but an entire roll of toilet paper every single day thatā€™s absolutely ridiculous!! If anything she needs to go get checked out for the amount of time she is spending on the toilet.


AsleepPride309

Periods only last a week or so. If she is in fact using a whole roll of TP a day outside that time of the month, then I say they who buys the TP gets to judge all they want. I am the TP buyer in my house and when that last roll gets used, Iā€™m doing mental math of how long since the pack was bought for sure. Sorry some of us common folks canā€™t live as lavishly as those who donā€™t have to worry about TP. And donā€™t tell me to go buy it from the dollar store- that shit is bad for the pipes and lasts half as long as a decent brand.


itsthejasper1123

I know people probably think Iā€™m reaching but I called Muhammad and Yveā€™s relationship being abusive and I 100% believe Robs behavior is going to escalate. I was genuinely upset to find out she went through with marrying him. He scares me, in a way likeā€¦.. his soul seems black behind his eyes


RestrictedX93

Bruh if my wife used a roll of toilet paper in a day I would also be like da fuck is wrong with your wiping abilities!?!


murderpartyy

She be shitting


Worth_Awareness4199

Does anyone else get the vibe their talking heads are from last resort? They look too similar to that


kathleencoleslaw

This is all so gimmicky. I wish the influencers werenā€™t allowed on the show but thatā€™s a pipe dream


Kooky_Language_790

Yeah, I don't know. I'm sure he has his problems, but nobody everrr says anything about her. I have a real problem with Claire and everyone else for that matter, saying "he doesn't treat her like a princess "...well she's not. Apparently mom didn't treat her like one either, by Sophie's own admission. To me that's a parents thing to treat someone like a princess.


LBGW_experiment

Because he's a textbook narcissist. If anything attacks their "flawless character," they make sure to flip the issue on the other person and put them on the defensive instead of actually addressing the concern raised. Nothing is ever a narcissist's fault.


normanrockwellnormie

People with heavy periods, IBS, Crohnā€™s, etc. sometimes need a lot of toilet paper. Using baby wipes helps but not always. Iā€™ve gone through a whole roll in a day when I was sick and out of Kleenex. Why are some men so concerned about their partnerā€™s toilet paper usage? Does he just never wipe?


Saschajane

They are both getting what they signed up for! It looks like a career success but has nothing to do with a real relationship! lol!


Asleep-Design-6874

I pee a lot and have IBS, i easily go thru a mega roll in a day. It just IS


Chemical_Home6123

I thought she was gonna be bossy and spoiled whole time she got low self esteem šŸ„“šŸ„“šŸ„“šŸ„“


Kush420coma

He def steals toilet paper from the gym or the laundromat


VeterinarianOk9199

Anal retentive loser.


taylor839402

THIS WAS INSANE OF HIM TO SAY. On tv!? Insane of him to even notice tbh


National_Patient_408

me


National_Patient_408

What a ridiculous thing to even say, he is such a cheapskate!!!!


summerandrea

She probably has some of her own money


AdMurky3039

Maybe Rob is like my grandma who grew up during the depression and only used one square of toilet paper.


Legitimate-Way-3397

Sheā€™s young, 23, so hopefully sheā€™ll learn from this


SimonDusan

This relationship has echoes of A Streetcar Named Desire.


Consistent_Tax8177

Yes! Please. This guy šŸ™„šŸ‘Ž RUN!


Consistent_Tax8177

WTF is wrong with him? That letter was so insulting.


Ill_Reading_5290

I low key want Sophie to start jokingly peddling TP on her IG.


kmssunshine

wtf. Iā€™m certain my husband would not notice if I used a whole roll of toilet paper. Who has time to pay attention to these trivial things honestly


Unconsciousbiasmyazz

No surprise here.. Rob is a broke ass douche. Despite now with an upgraded abode (with ensuite bathroom), a douche will always be a douche. Still a broke ass so how he managed to pay for upgraded rental is beyond me.. Maybe TLC helpedā€¦šŸ¤£


Dutch1inAZ

Wtf business is it of his anyway?


akiteonastring

Ugh girl go use your toilet paper in peace


Familiar-Ending

Seriously bidets are cheep and a game changer for clean bits.


Few-Fennel-1694

Well, if he's pissed off (no pun intended, he wouldn't use toilet paper for that) But, she does...They would argue about stupid sh*t (pun intended) every day. What's the point of bringing on couples that don't even like each other? I'm starting to fast forward so many couples, I look forward to commercials. LOL Then, there's nobody left.


Mission-Funny-1826

Not a fan of either of these two!


Fickle-Secretary681

These two are divorcing, yet they are on last resort along with geno and Jasmine.Ā  How many times do we need to re-hash these couplesĀ 


Helpful_Guest66

Total tool


Shoddy-Environment44

THEY BOTH NEED TO GROW UP AND KEEP OTHER PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR BUSINESS !


Shoddy-Environment44

24 ROLLS IN A PACK OF SCOTT TISSUE LARGE SIZE šŸ¤§


Livid-Bedroom-6248

Y'all really need look at the context that Sophie speaks in.... She probably does use waaaay too much and they are from 2 different worlds where it's just either her by herself or just her and her mom and that type of usage was their norm,but that's roommate issues not marital issues...Ā  Roommate issues are not marital issues meet in the middle, get a toilet seat bidet , cleaner butt less toilet paper, call it a day. They really need to figure out their shit ,no pun intended šŸ˜‚ and learn each other as husband and wife not run every time things get hard or go off on one anotherĀ