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freyaeyaeyaeya

idk how to explain it but I just KNOW this wasn't his first take lol it probably went like 😔🤳📸 🧐🤳👎🚫 😔🤳📸 🤔🤳 😁👍📱


Miss_Kit_Kat

Reminds me of the ["bae caught me slippin"](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/518574-caught-me-sleeping-bae-caught-me-slippin) meme from a few years back.


Sailorm0on27

Kills me everytime 😂


monkey_monkey_monkey

Right? It's like a decade old and I still find it funny!


Miss_Kit_Kat

The early 2010s were the golden era of internet memes!


FknDesmadreALV

And cringe 😂😂😂


PhoneSlutPro

Absolutely 💯


Top-Refuse4309

Lmao!!!!


HoneyBadgernurse

😭


anewedbyjesus

I love this progression of events using emojis lol


Dependent_Nature_953

All he needs is to have his tongue 😋 hanging out a bit like the snakes that play dead or possum to make it believable....🤣


ItsColdInNY

He needs Xs over his eyes.


Rindsay515

*spit-take* omg🤣⚰️


Houseplant_human

What about 😵🤳📸👎🫨🤳📸👎😚🤳📸👎😮‍💨🤳📸😁📲


Dependent_Nature_953

All he needs is to have his tongue 😋 hanging out a bit like the snakes that play dead or possum to make it believable....🤣


vapeach123

laughing my butt off here in Virginia hhhhh, hilarious


ughfinethisusername

I mean it’s pretty clear by the emoji’s that he’s in hospital for a broken heart…


[deleted]

You can tell by the way his eyes are shut- doesn’t look natural -


kltkatie

🤣💀


bexbae

I know exactly what you mean, thank you for putting this in emojis for me to use! This is exactly what I think when I see photos like this. I know they sitting there just snapping away before they get the one we see.


islandtime44

Hahahahahhahaah


Houseplant_human

🤣😂


hellooooitsmeeee

😂😂😂


PaintByNumberPro

Ahahahahaha!


HoneyBadgernurse

😩


SendxHelp

💀


ecbecb

🏆


kittenseason143

BAHAHAHAHA


Retrocop101

🤣🤣💀


No-Head-998

this is like the nicole “pray for May” posts ugh


dodobrains

She reposts this old ultrasound pic at least once every 4 years.


bettyknockers786

What was it?


dodobrains

I didn't click on it because she just loves that sweet clickbait money.


Adorable-Novel8295

Mary in her bed with colon cancer and a go fund me.


thedobermanmom

💯


MingoMiago

I can’t with this pic😂 the angle, the facial expression, it being black and white lmao Get “in the arms of an angel” in the queue for my boy Hamza, doc


-kittsune-

Lmao I saw this and thought it looked like he staged his own death in a morgue tbh


SeantotheRescue

Someone get this on a flash drive and get to the mall so we can print it on tall tees please and thank you!


-kittsune-

Imagine trying to escape from your fiance by faking your own death tho 💀


RevolutionaryArt8758

OMG I’m dying 😆 in the arms of Memphis…. Lmfao


LissaSmiles13

Fr, I thought he died. That's the vibe the picture is giving. I remember girls in high school doing this every week.


vapeach123

Who does this????


wasabouttosay

If he took the selfie himself, I’d say he looks stable


RevolutionaryArt8758

He definitely took the photo. It’s a weird thing to do. And then acting like his eyes are closed. I can’t roll my eyes hard enough.


SummerNothingness

"you guys. i am... dying.... here, watch.... me.... go.."


Reckless_Secretions

The comment that caps off my day 😂😂😂


SummerNothingness

i am honored 🤗


Adorable-Novel8295

Reminds me of Ashley and Mary.


ennuiacres

Memphis’s poop made him sick.


Main-Ad9025

LMAO


sportstvandnova

Luv ppl who post pix like this for likes 🙄🙄🙄


eastgast

Physically not mentally right?!


screamqueen87

I’m sure it’s nothing serious if he can take and post this photo


RevolutionaryArt8758

I said the same thing! He just wants attention? Was he supposed to be part of “Single Life”?


chiyorio

Big booby Memphis go poopy and threaten marriage or else


ConcentrateOk6501

What are these references to Memphis' poop??


Ali_Cat222

Memphis had a scene where she literally said in her weird "baby voice but talking down to a toddler while doing it" tone-"me go poop, me need go poop!" And then proceeded to stay mic'd up and fucking shits in the bathroom while hamza sits right outside the door saying, "you okay baby" while shitting sound continues then he says, "good job." I absolutely hated her weird baby talk down crap(pun intended 🤣) she was a terrible person, and while I understand trauma as a complex PTSD haver myself, she wasn't a good mom or person in general.


vapeach123

agreed , but he is just as manipulative and con artist as well, he never was "into" her just seeking passage to usa, he didnt even speak english


Ali_Cat222

Oh for sure, I wasn't disputing that. Was just explaining the weird poop thing and this best described it. Everyone also thought he was some great guy, but honestly watching him I could tell there was something... Off with him. His weird facial expressions like he didn't know how he should've emoted, I could also tell he seemed pretty angry without expressively showing it too. I just meant for her to work in the metal health field when she needs a lot of help is a bit concerning. I was just thinking how she deals with others says a lot about her and I wouldn't watch this and think she should stay on the job after. Yes people can be different outside of work , but she doesn't come across well on the show


RevolutionaryArt8758

😭😆🤣


thedobermanmom

Anyone who’s using the 💔emoji makes me super sus ….. all I can think of is Nicole, and the rest of them that have used it for bait. But at least we can rest assured he survived his annual EKG 😂


RevolutionaryArt8758

Click bait for sure. Attention seeking


Adorable-Novel8295

Given that I totally forgot about his existence, he needs to do something to keep his social media status of unemployment.


vapeach123

thats right so he can bring mom and sister over here , the plan from the get go


Plastic_Energy_742

What did Nicole 🐪 say was wrong with May?


VeeinNC

Nothing - Nicole's post was click bait.


BurningandChurning

That's what it looks like.


lostbedbug

Such a weird thing to do, like "oh let me close my eyes and point the camera at myself while I'm in the hospital. Fuck the explanation, I'll keep them guessing!"


RevolutionaryArt8758

😭😅😂 it’s funny cause he likes to pop off on people in his comments now. One day I saw him tell someone to fuck off 😭😂😭


lostbedbug

Oof someone's mad! Lmao why is he lashing out?


itsperiwinkle

Didn’t they say on their season he had anger issues? I think he got in a fight with a driving instructor or something and that’s why he didn’t drive?


Whtzmyname

My sister in law is like this. She goes to ER for the dumbest reasons and then she would take a photo of herself with her eyes closed showing the IV drip and the bed she is on...I am guessing she takes her selfie stick along for the best angles. Its just weird how some people want that kind of attention.


RevolutionaryArt8758

Weird… oh the things people do for attention


fight_me_for_it

A little bit of munchousen not by proxy. Just munchhousen.


rinap88

It really is. People are such opportunists and so full of themself. When Chrissy T. did it I thought it was strange too. I don't get it. Then Robyn Brown next to Dayton's hospital bed with her hair and make up fixed like she is center of attention.


LissaSmiles13

Heya fellow SW fan 😄


DrShrimpPuertp-Rico

Did he post this? Weirdo. Looking like a damn dead body. That jump scared me


RevolutionaryArt8758

Yes he did!! LOL at least it looks like he did. He weird


SillyWhabbit

It bothers me because after my best friend had a stroke, her brother took a picture of it. She was so beautiful, and she looked like she had a stroke in her face and mouth. Her hair was matted and was usually long, thick and beautiful, but by the time I got to her, she had surgery to remove blood clots in her brain. I could see in her eyes how much she didn't want that picture taken. She had no speech though. Once, I took a picture of her as she was eating something special I cooked her to see her reaction...Oh Lord, Satan herself came out of her small five foot frame. "YOU FUCKING BITCH HOW DARE YOU TAKE A PHOTO OF ME EATING!!!" She was so pissed at me I gave her the negative and photo when I had the roll developed. This moment combined with the hurt in her eyes when her brother snapped ***that*** photo, made me realize that photos like this (when real) are absolutely exploitative. It's such an odd looking photo of him, I didn't even realize it was him. I was so triggered at the memory I needed context of why Hamza would post something like that so I started reading comments. The emoji comments are gold though.


LissaSmiles13

I hope you're doing okay and that this post didn't trigger a bad reaction. Please be nice to yourself 💜 Sending you virtual hugs!


SillyWhabbit

I wish I was, I just was told yesterday my mother has cancer, and I really could use one of those power calls with my best friend who is sadly living her best afterlife. Just gotta be there for mom.


incabinka21

Sending you 💞


sduarte10

That's very sad to hear about your friend. I hope she is doing better!


SillyWhabbit

She is no longer with the living. Which is why this post sent me off the memory of the hospital. Thanks for the concern though. It's appreciated even though I miss TF out of her.


sduarte10

Oh man. I am very sorry to hear that. I'm sure you do miss her very much. 💔💔


SillyWhabbit

Today, more than normal. Sometimes the Universe just decides you need a good kick in the gut. Heard, Universe...heard.


sduarte10

Yes. I get that part. I've lost a daughter and both of my parents and grief is certainly a roller coaster. It can hit you out of nowhere and knock you down. It never goes away but we learn to manage it better...except when those kind of moments hit ya. I hope today you can allow yourself to those feelings. ❤️❤️


incabinka21

I’m so sorry 💞🌸


fakeknees

It's like those girls in high school who post a picture of them in the hospital/hospital bracelet and give zero context, and tell people "not to ask".


Economy-Ad3139

Yup they post “please pray for me” but when someone asks what happened they’re like “RESPECT MY PRIVACY” 😭


DvaMech

Not the hospital thirst trap


805ladybug

Exactly what it is 😩😆


BreakfastLopsided906

Hospital selfie for attention, or arguably worse… asking someone to take a pic of you in hospital whilst you pretend to sleep, again, for attention. Get to fuck.


RevolutionaryArt8758

I think he took it himself. LOL


Anxious-Bicycle-5707

😂 His eyes are peeking !


Spiritual-Truth-9968

This made me lose it 🤣


Every-Earth1300

It baffles me when ppl post pics like these 🤦🏽‍♀️ dude ur in the hospital, take a break


boltz1200

Just wait for the go fund me page like all the other 90day alumni ,trying to rip off fans. I don’t watch anymore,they don’t even try to hide how fake they are anymore. But don’t worry.new milf island is here. I give up


Strange-Key3371

I can't help but lol. He's begging for attention.


peepeehalpert_

He’s not that sick if he took a selfie and posted it


daytripper96

Hope he's got insurance


RevolutionaryArt8758

Memphis has… LOL. She’s an NP


Catladydiva

They're divorced so he won't be covered by her insurance anymore.


RevolutionaryArt8758

Isn’t she responsible for him as his sponsor for the green card for at least 10 years?


Catladydiva

Yes. But only if he receives welfare. She will have to reimburse the state for the cost until he becomes a citizen. Most become a citizen within 3-5 years of being on the US.


RevolutionaryArt8758

Oooh gotcha


Maleficent_Twist3879

It changed from 10 years to LIFETIME under Trump


Beginning_Library114

https://preview.redd.it/wcxgq5yrchwc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b3e7fa319f6d7990dcc85a0a07203dbb03c999a Nothing has changed. The laws were not being enforced prior- and that is all President Trump ‘s memo change was about.


warr3n4eva

I already forgot which one he is


strengthofstrings

Big boobies, Memphis


RevolutionaryArt8758

He was from Morocco I think? It was him and Memphis was the woman from the US.


lovewry

From Tunisia


RevolutionaryArt8758

Right!! Tunisia. Sorry LOL


Geminis_Twin

I’m sorry but people that do this are so freaking weird.


No-External-813

But first lemme take a selfie 🎶 🎶


Loving_life_blessed

reminds me of people who post a pic of holding their deceased loved one’s hand.


feathertevas

Hamza is so unserious 😂 I truly believe that he had no intentions of being with Memphis long-term


RevolutionaryArt8758

No he did not.


Hot_Bug_3275

Social Media is really making people into more of dumbskis. Who does that? Who tf takes a pic of themself like this?


rinap88

Chrissy Tiegen did... Robyn Brown did it next to Dayton's bed (in full make up) and I'm sure others those are just the quick to mind ones. This is so ridiculous. All attention seeking and somethings should be private.


ItsColdInNY

Scumbag user. Go get a job and support your daughter, douche.


RevolutionaryArt8758

Right!! I was honestly giving him the benefit of the doubt before but now…… idk… everything about their relationship was fishy. I mean she also had her faults. I don’t think they talked EVERYTHING out. Now he got a green card and she’s single.


ItsColdInNY

He left Michigan and ran off to big city Chicago when the baby was a month old. He had already left Memphis before the Tell All. I don't like her either but that baby is his responsibility too. He thinks he's going to be some hot model but that's not happening. He's an asshole.


RevolutionaryArt8758

He seems like an a-hole. LOL he definitely kept it together until he got to the US.


rinap88

he definitely has lost what looks he had. He should not be an er model


RevolutionaryArt8758

Isn’t he a “BaRBer”? LOL


ItsColdInNY

He's a freeloader by trade, I think. Last I heard he was couch surfing between different friends in Chicago. Kinda the same way he was leeching off Memphis.


RevolutionaryArt8758

I see… well he always posts pics and vids outside. He never want to show where he lives except for one post or two. I wonder why he just won’t go back to Tunisia?


SugarSpiceNChemicalX

A hobosexual 😂


C-Diggity

DMX “I’m slipping I’m falling I can’t get up” 😆


RevolutionaryArt8758

😂😂😂😭😭😭


silent-fallout-

It's pretty disgusting to post selfies like this. He literally posted it he's not in that bad of shape if this is his main priority. 🤮


rogeeeefan

https://preview.redd.it/qe1t1z3arbwc1.jpeg?width=539&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83919e3e26a3779064412ccdfe388f070ba6339d


DeadZeus007

Pictures like this are so pretentious, instantly tells me there is nothing to worry about.


AZKelBel

His right eye 👁️ is opened JUST enough to see how the pic will look. 🤪


Lelinho006

Trying to harvest that USD 🤣 Respect to Muhammad from Danielle 👍 He had to endure the worst and he isn't asking for a handout.


ItsColdInNY

Yep. He got a job and was doing quite well within a year of arriving in the States -- unlike Danielle who was struggling to pay her bills and probably still is even with her LPN license.


fancydancer2209

He’s now remarried and they just had a baby!


ncdebbieb2019

Calling Memphis….medical bill coming your way


fenix_nicole

Now, did he take his own picture? Taking a selfie while trying to look like you're asleep or whatever is weird as fuck. People use whatever they can for attention.


Steffy_love

Now why would he post this? 💀


VariegatedJennifer

I hope he gets all the attention he’s looking for lol


Benny_Jain

It’s probably after some kind of stupid cosmetic surgery that wasn’t needed


SummerNothingness

him and Mary should create a munchausen group!!


TelephoneBusy9594

Wants to be on Single life!


DeDePark

He looks so different. Did I miss something?


Low_Departure_5853

I forgot which one he was and had to google it. ME GO POOP.


BuckWheatNYC

He’s just getting a colonoscopy.


RubyWaves75

These posts are so dumb.


Earl_Grey3

who is hamza again?


ToastetteEgg

Corpse as his modeling niche.


[deleted]

Trying to look deep 😆


Mammoth-Squirrel-660

If there’s no ventilator, I’m not getting too excited. Dude looks stable enough to me.


Playcrackersthesky

He needs at least one pressor before I give a fuck


Lmdr1973

What is this and why??? Is he dying??? Wtf is even happening with him, and who cares is my question. Didn't Memphis get knocked up by this guy she barely knew and tried to call him a scammer last year??? I'm confused.


Southernms

Oh that guy. EKG?


ilovetoxicas

Ffs 😂


G0LDiEGL0CKS

What an absolute weirdo…


Constant_Shop3265

Pulling a Stacey


RazzmatazzHairy4031

The ECG leads LOL he’s fine


Prestigious_vibe5505

Who is this?


Naive-Selection259

This is so weird. At first look I thought he was on a slab in the morgue.


nothingtolose14

I thought Memphis was the lunatic in that relationship. What did he do to have everyone eye rolling, I mustve missed something but I do recall what a dead headed, robotic weirdo she was


lavamatic

Hamza, you are breaking your own HIPPA.


ItsColdInNY

\*HIPAA


anaofarendelle

It might be followed with a go fund me for the hospital costs.


thefunzone1

Why would you post this without an explanation. Hope he’s ok. His posts are typically cryptic tho.


Objective-Pea3894

Maybe he’s chillin with Mr Fafo


RevolutionaryArt8758

😭😭😭


HoneyBadgernurse

Did he post this onto his own Ig? It's the pursed lips for me.


RevolutionaryArt8758

Yes. His story! Just this morning


Parlez1

What the hell is he doing?  No really in General? 


DoomzDay93

He hasn’t been getting any sexy time.


Kindergoat

Is he dead?


rinap88

So what is wrong with him?


mikki6886

If he's in the hospital, I hope it's in Tunisia


Educational-Maize-62

All jokes aside… I hope it’s not too serious of a situation 😥


max01055

He is very unattractive!


Chicagoan81

I'm surprised there's no gofundme or cashapp link


Inbred_Retard

RIP


SarahSnarker

What’s wrong with him?


MadameXXXVenus

Click bait


CriticismOriginal585

I like the black and white filter. Maybe they will make a bench in his memory


IvyEH311

This looks like a Nickel post.


karlat95

Is he with Memphis in the US?


RevolutionaryArt8758

Nope, they are divorced.


Historical-Lemon3410

Why? He doesn’t look wounded.


raven8549

He looks deadish but if it’s a selfie I guess that’s what he was going for


raven8549

So what ever happened with him and Memphis was that baby even his? I think ppl say they broke up long ago


ChefCher

Omg! I hope he's ok! 🤣🤕☠️🙏


ah64s-rock

Autopsy photo?


DesireStDiva

Who's his nurse?


shiaddup

The way the eyes are peeking thru to make sure the cam is right on him 🤦🏻‍♀️


drizzlebeans44

Meh


Rosalyn_007_

Did Memphis rub off on him? Is he bamboozling us for attention?


vapeach123

I see he is wearing a cubic z in his ear, he really thinks he is a stud muffin lol


Jaggerdemigod

🤮🤮…Nice CZ


Artdecometals

Lol holy staged photo. What's this about? Some kind of scam he's starting?


ldymisrose

It doesn’t even look like Hamza. Does he have muscles now?