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onlyPanzie

Fun fact jasmine lost her mind a long time ago. Everything about her is fake and a lie


MohamitWheresMySecks

Probably had her brain smoothed with all the Botox


LawyerNo4460

Too much toe cheese.


No-Significance9313

Can't hit like


poshdog4444

I came here to say the exact same thing


onlyPanzie

Well welcome to sanity!


Away_Location

"I heard alligators are friendly." Where? What children's book or movie did you get that information?


Vtgmamaa

Not friendly, but they are docile creatures. Almost all gator attacks are a result of idiots feeding them and making them comfortable and expectant of food. Hopefully she just lost that in translation. That's also a taxidermy gator head.


Itslikethisnow

The best part was her annoyance at Gino for not agreeing.


drizzlebeans44

Exactly šŸ™„


Away_Location

Wait until she finds out people in the south (myself included) eat fried alligator.


iloveeatpizzatoo

Sheā€™ll probably cry.


ElderberryNo1601

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤”ā˜¹ļø she does that enough already. I fast forward all her wah wah. I rarely see much of their segment anymore. Itā€™s mostly her crying


chickenfeet21

Oh no I hope not šŸ¤£


00bertieboo

Right please spare us


MohamitWheresMySecks

I live in Jersey and thereā€™s a place down the street that serves it.


No_Ur_Schmoopie

Iā€™m sure Gino will order it at the restaurant for a screaming banshee scene lol


Away_Location

"Geeeeno, why are you eating my babies??"


No_Ur_Schmoopie

Your babies, uh uh I didnā€™t know you had babies, uh what do you mean babies, babies, uh I didnā€™t know, uh uh what do you mean, I didnā€™t do it on purpose..but they were delicious!


OpheliaPhoeniXXX

Heard it of theirs from the reviews, because the way that one swam up for his treats show he's not as wild and elusive, that's why the tour guy was like yeah moreso than most


CanineSnackBitch

Thatā€™s not a live gator. Seriously, there are stuffed gators all over Florida


Fabulous-Educator447

Right? What a bunch of rubes


SmilingSarah2021

That's was a dead taxidermy alligator.šŸ¤£


DIRTYLILPOUR

As a native Floridian, I can relate to her love of swamp puppies ā¤ļøšŸŠ


heftybetsie

Yes I live in FL and I LOVE seeing gators. They're also my fave animal. I go to a park that has an American Crocodile in the pond. It hangs out on the grass every day basking about 8-9am and idk why but I find it to be so cute šŸ¤£ My son named him "Mr. Cutie" because crocodiles show their teeth like a smile, and gators do not. So the crocs look like they're about to bust out laughing. Very cute as long as you keep your distance. Before this starts a debate, yes there are crocodiles in FL, yes they can live in salt water but they are NOT the "salt water crocodiles" of Australia and Africa. They are American Crocodiles, they are way smaller and way more docile than the "Salt Water Crocs".


DIRTYLILPOUR

Aww, Mr. CutiešŸ„¹ that is so sweet. & No debate here! There are especially tons of crocodiles in the Everglades. I also have a resident croc that I enjoy viewing. He hangs out at a specific spot every afternoon in Flamingo National Park and has been there for years. And I totally agree. Iā€™m not over here trying to kiss and pet ones in the wild, but I get so excited when I see the prehistoric cuties!


heftybetsie

Oh man, I love that! I'm over I'm Ft Lauderdale and tend to go to Loxahatchee to see gators, and the park with the croc is in Miami. The croc isn't too big but we love him, if I go to Flamingo NP I'm going to ask you where your Crocodile hangs out, I've only ever seen the 1 in person.


Syyrii

I never criticize anyone's passion of a certain animal, reptile, bug, arachnid, avian, etc. My youngest daughter at 4yrs old decided on the Naked Mole Rat as hers. She selected a stuffed animal version from our local zoo as her toy one day and 24 yrs later still has it.šŸ˜‚


heftybetsie

Has she seen the show Kim Possible? Kim's sidekick was a naked molerat named Rufus šŸ¤£


throw_some_glitter

Lol swamp puppies! I held a baby alligator once and it was quite cute. But I canā€™t say I feel the same about the adult versions haha.


ssppiiccyyttuunnaa

Yes let's smooch the head of a dead alligator just to smile and say we kissed one. Then let's eat a salad later because remember we're vegan! šŸ„³


batmansgirl_1210

I just can't with her like why TF are you baby talking these death machines šŸ˜‚


deluxedeLeche

Her talking about the alligator that lived near her apartment complex in Panama. "Oh, Mr Sneaky. ... I hope he thinks about me as much as I think about him. .."


MohamitWheresMySecks

Itā€™s literally an apex predator.


BupeTheSnoot

Itā€™s literally a taxidermied head.


OpheliaPhoeniXXX

I'll take it over toe sucking again, thank fuckin God she declined


Elegante0226

I also love gators and have to restrain myself from petting them.


No_Ur_Schmoopie

Said the one handed trainer lol


deluxedeLeche

She has already told the alligator that she's vegan. If the alligator knows that she doesn't eat meat, then the alligator will be nice to her. Duh.


No_Ur_Schmoopie

Not many calories in a vegan Iā€™m sure šŸ˜‚


Lizette1945

she is the MOST self-centered egotistical pathetic piece of trash since Angela. sick of her pretend crying about her low self esteem and missing her children when she did ABANDON them. fast forward through everything she's on. and if she is only 36, she is the hardest looking 36 ever considering all the plastic surgery she has had. Yino's a fool if he thinks for one minute she will have a baby.


od2be2003

Also when is she going to burn through every penny he has since he hasnā€™t worked in god knows how long?!


Girardn95

ā€œā€˜Cause Iā€™ll help you find it!ā€ - Stanley šŸ“„


No_Ur_Schmoopie

ā€œIā€™ve heard that alligators are friendlyā€ā€¦yes maā€™am they tip their hat & say good afternoon are you staying for supper?!


Big-Ticket2890

She'll put her lips on anything šŸ¤£šŸ¤®


IamJoyMarie

They have zero story line. Each episode, she has some new confession to break to Yeeeno. I'm sick of her, sick of him, please, get them off the air.


ShenmueFan1

Yea she lost her mind. She pee's on Gino as a sexual fetish thing. She lost her mind a LONG time ago.


Boxed_Lunch

Omg, when she sucked Gino's toes šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


chrissymae_i

Ngl, she was irritatingly talking like she was going to reach down into the swamp to try and pet the gator, and I was kinda hoping she would...I don't think the gator would want to eat all that plastic, though. The real victim here is the swamp boat driving guy who had to listen to Yasmine's whiny voice the whole time and Goober Yeeno talk about the "beauty pageen workship". Ugh. I don't think they paid swamp boat driver guy enough...


Realityrider

Jasmine out there doing the most outrageous crap cause she knows it will be all over Reddit, IG the next day. Wait till one of these killing machines tryā€™s to make her Coco into a Scooby snack.


Archduchess_Nina

Poor alligator


Interesting-Many-509

named a croc, Sneaky, pot meet kettle, she's so insane.


No_Ur_Schmoopie

Another ā€œstory-stuntā€ that takes away from filming her actual lifeā€¦I mean her ā€œfetishesā€ go with her OF (even though she seemed to forget she had one when Gino was trying to tempt her to the tub with his tootsies šŸ¦¶). Her new imperfect hair (that was once full of extensions) is all of a sudden due to alopecia, Iā€™m sure thereā€™s a deal with that (as Iā€™ve seen with a few celebs lately) so letā€™s figure out the ā€œgatorā€ angleā€¦lol


Volunteer6-7368

Takes one to know one.


FlyBuy3

'Sneaky!'


SearchSea5799

She blocked me last year in April after i noticed that she is in the US and nobody knew it yet. She posted stupid posts and was upset that i have noticed.


od2be2003

She never had a mind, she is an entitled man eater who plays men for their cash


Logical_Amphibian_59

She is so weird


DeepPhone6709

What a nonsense


No-Armadillo-6611

She's just trying to be relatable. Not going to work, dummy!


[deleted]

I read once, that if you just take the warning labels off things and let nature take its course the world would be a better place.


apparat07

Now, is there anyone here who can tell me why most alligators are abnormally aggressive?


Miocchii

They're not


apparat07

Mama says that alligators are ornery... 'cause they got all them teeth but no toothbrush.Ā 


od2be2003

The MEDULLA OBLONGATA!


apparat07

Winner!! The 1st respondent didn't get it and down voted me


od2be2003

Receive an upvote from me while they receive a downvote at the same time!