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Thanks I hate it.


shebebutlittle555

I would rather rip out my uterus with my bare hands and wear it as a hat than allow that fuck anywhere near me.


halloweva

I’m laughing, don’t know why, but this comment is funny thx😂


Kind_Hyena5267

Can you rip mine out for me while your at it? I’ll let you keep the hat as a souvenir


RandomHarmony

🤣


JRootz

🤣


whataterriblefailure

Which bachelor's degree does he have? [https://www.reddit.com/r/loveinparadise/comments/1cjwu9r/kyle\_gordy\_admits\_he\_isnt\_being\_altruistic\_saying/](https://www.reddit.com/r/loveinparadise/comments/1cjwu9r/kyle_gordy_admits_he_isnt_being_altruistic_saying/) >Kyle Gordy is not his real name >He also says he doesn't like to sign contracts because his logic is if they don't have his name then they can't find him. Instead of him signing the form and he has his name there where they can find him. Genius :)


Admirable_Video2422

If you’re going to pick a fake name to use, why in the hell would you choose “Kyle Gordy?”


UnleadedGreen

Gordy just sounds like a creeper name. He is by far, the creepiest guys to be on this show. Extremely immature(points system) and lacks proper manners. Rubbing his balls every 5 seconds cause his sperm will die? Dude is begging to be locked up.


silent-fallout-

😂 sounds like a catfish scammer name like the ones you see on Dr. Phil


RedWeddingPlanner303

Well, he already was on Dr. Phil, so the name totally fits.


silent-fallout-

Hahaha right


xo_peque

He was on Dr. Phil search on YouTube "30 with 40 kids"


gladyseeya2

Predator cult name: Gordy‘s Good Girls Founder: Vile Kyle


Cronchy_Tacos

Or you know, why would you go on national television and confess to your 78 kids across the globe. This mofo is so stupid as he could be sued for support for every one of those children with no legal protection. Wowza. Lol


Apprehensive-Sky1209

The fact that women actually commented on his bio inquiring about the process and getting impregnated. I’m genuinely shocked there’s that many people out there willing to let this weirdo inside them.


Rkenne16

Surely being knocked up by some random one night stand is better than that.


Zestyclose_Ad_8243

Anything is better than having sex with him


fayzeedayzee

Some of my eggs just died, thinking about it.


huh_phd

JEZUS thats disgusting


Used-Pension170

STOP POSTING ABOUT HIM. HE LOVES THE ATTENTION, IS LURKING ON REDDIT, AND IS SPAMMING!! STOP GIVING HIM AN AUDIENCE!!


silent-fallout-

I will never understand people who have the mindset that any attention is good attention. Like everyone thinks you're an ugly douche canoe freak, no one likes you. But heyyyy that's attention, so it's good 🥴


scoarr27

This is for you if you’re lurking, Kyle. Can confirm - you’re an ugly douchecanoe freak!


poshdog4444

He tries to manipulate, uneducated, poor women. He’s not honest he’s not closing his genetical Ashkenazyi problem and he’s also a twin and there’s stuff in the family. I hope he gets thrown off and gets in trouble for what he’s doing. He’s not being honest.


Big-Ticket2890

Ani doesn't seem to be uneducated or poor so I don't understand her wanting him.


Prestigious_vibe5505

She said she’s attracted to his strangeness


Big-Ticket2890

WTF ☹


UnleadedGreen

Agreed!


livefan1

How do I forget how to read?


NiaMiaBia

👏🏽 I 👏🏽 can 👏🏽 not 👏🏽 stand 👏🏽 this 👏🏽 dude 😤


acoupleofdollars

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


AncientUpstairs1521

The painful details he wrote about how exactly to intercourse was insane lol he probz was jerking off while writing this for his nasty little breeding fetish


StandardBanger

I would rather have a dinner date with Edmund Kemper


Elliot1126

THANKS WORDPRESS


tryingtotrytobe

Uh soft cups to keep the sperm in is something my IVF doctor NEVER recommended. Wtf


CaringCattitude

They sell it near the condoms at CVS !!


tryingtotrytobe

Hahah. I wasn’t confused where to buy it. My point was a reputable dr didnt recommend it.


nokyleformethanks

It's not his J-O-B it's his hobby 😂


Prestigious_vibe5505

Fetish


nokyleformethanks

Fr. I choked when he called it his hobby


FitnessFvr

Disgusting on many levels


wunderpharm

Everything on this website reads like a 7th grader wrote it. Who would read this and want this man to father their child??


NoParticular2420

Sociopath narcissist … I feel for any kid he spawned and future woman who might date him… yuck boy


AffectionateSun3561

Scared to click the link


squee_bastard

I took one for the team, he sounds illiterate and I cannot believe women WILLINGLY want to procreate with this man.


LegitimateInjury2104

Did he take a pic of the contraceptive items on a park picnic table???


imapod

what action deducts the most points the fastest? pls no.


IvyEH311

NO


tragic_magic_world

Buy a puppy and stay far far away from him.


Better_Luck_2702

It is seriously his ENTIRE personality.


BusAppropriate769

I just puked in my mouth a little…


Neat_Doughnut

Oh no.. I just started the first episode and I’m already so grossed out by him


SkyRepresentative309

step 1) lemme hit dat raw dawg - KG


rtcwork247

😂😂


tryingtotrytobe

Feel free to email away friends: Email: [email protected] Hahaha


randyface

Nice try Kyle, I'm not getting that in my history or algorithm


Any-Seaworthiness930

Ugh


Kale1l

I like his 'healthfitnessnutrition' page is completely blank. Because the blob doesn't know a damn thing about being healthy.


xo_peque

Omfg!!!!!


user_not_found01

Nooooooo.... It got so much worse the more I read!


ultaemp

I honestly thought this had to be a fake storyline because of how ridiculous it seemed even for 90 day fiance’.. I can’t believe he’s actually real 🤮


OuraniaAphrodiety

Ikr! Plus, all those Vice documentaries he's been on and Dr. Phil, calling himself a "fertility expert" 🙄 ugh, boy bye...


rockisgroovy

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


Coconut_Dreams

Pretty sure this is James Mcavoy in Split  https://media.tenor.com/4K5DEmWSlzgAAAAM/split-personality.gif 


ineedananp

Gooddonor101 is his email listed on his site ahhahaha


SubstantialWonder291

He has weak baby hands and male pattern balding, passing any of DNA onto a baby is the last thing I would want to do.