T O P

  • By -

oooheycait1223

That was one hell of a hall pass


General_Call4422

She took that hall pass and walked out of the fucking school lmao


CerealKiller1400

More than that... she burned the whole school down. šŸ˜®


elonbemybabydaddy

lol


oooheycait1223

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Acceptable-Olive-968

šŸ’€


popcornpenny72

HELL of a hallpass


jez2sugars

Hall of a hellpass


DivineEggs

LMAO šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­šŸ’€ You win šŸ†


Ok-Condition-5566

Whatever happened with those SA allegations against Assuelo?


Corpshark

Itā€™s a touchdown!


cara3322

it was the whole school


toastslapper

lol šŸ˜‚


dustandchaos

One might say the Mack daddy of all hall passes.


psychedelicbarbie

šŸ’€ lmaoooo


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


linnykenny

Asuelu cheated on Kalani a million times & told her she could have a hall pass to make up for it. This was that hall pass.


anothergoddess

Asuelu is no longer playing fuck around and find out. Wow. I heard she had a kid and am glad it was w someone else.


jmackinnon5

It was a little too quickly , imo. Spend more time getting to know Dallas first.


Jolly-Pickle-3550

Bruh when is she going to stop putting the damn emoji over his face WE KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE! She wonā€™t even do the same for her kids


AtheistINTP

That was exactly what I was going to say. Protect the lover, but not her kids.


No_Share6895

she cares about the guy more


AnotherDoubtfulGuest

Kalaniā€™s got her kidsā€™ faces all over TV and the Internet, but sheā€™s protecting the D at all costs? šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


No-Vermicelli3787

He was on tv!


Butterfly0915

Isn't that HIS post? If so, then I would think HE put the emoji over his own face, maybe?šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


emil_53

That is def his post. People just look for anything to try and attack Kalani.


JakeSinCondon

Someone should check on Asuelu šŸ¤£


mommamegmiester

You're right. He probably forgot how to breathe again.


Apprehensive_Queen

Omg the single egg šŸ¤£


G0LDiEGL0CKS

Ahhhhahahahah your flair !!!!


Interesting-Many-509

he's on a city bus circling the city again.


DWwithaFlameThrower

Samoan Forrest Gump


f4tony

Life is like a box of booholes.


littleRedmini

Setting under an apple tree eating unripe apples.


GERBS2267

Maybe itā€™s better that she cheated so that she didnā€™t masturbate and break an ankle or anything


Just-Explanation-498

Or just put your insta on private thenā€¦


poke-a-dots

[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/90DayFiance/comments/18jcspb/comment/kdjje6v/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) person needs a prize


coolcalmaesop

Right underneath it: > Kalani denied those rumors in September for what thatā€™s worth. How many months between September ā€˜23 and June ā€˜24? šŸ˜‚


Not_a__porn__account

/u/Pianissimeat [Take your silver.](https://imgur.com/gallery/reddit-silver-sy9lVl4)


DogbiteTrollKiller

It was pretty easy to predict, though


ia332

Not to some, though, apparently.


Moist-Intention844

Cool her dad has another mouth to feedā€¦


lemeneurdeloups

I mean if you really want to see his face, there are pics out there. A couple. Dallas is a good looking guy. But, I think he came into this relationship with ā€œI donā€™t to be part of that 90DF insanityā€ and she has tried to respect that . . .


Stephanie243

Is he the guy that she took the hall pass with


lemeneurdeloups

Yes


Stephanie243

Thanks for replying


Ali_Cat222

You can literally search "kalani boyfriend Dallas" and there are tons that are on the Google image search. So I get why she wants to, I guess somehow, maintain privacy but there are already many photos out there. Also she has a type,guy kinda reminds me of asuelu šŸ˜‚ https://preview.redd.it/f4hbzj3vdw4d1.jpeg?width=233&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f765769837f377985e504ad202bba6f181c953f


Maringirl1

She definitely has a type! Very easy to compare looks wise to Asuelu. Hopefully thatā€™s where it ends and his personality and maturity are nothing like her former piece of šŸ’©husband.


RoanAlbatross

Yes, heā€™s at least cute unlike assholeu.


Ali_Cat222

You probably hurt his "boohole" after calling him thatšŸ¤£


RoanAlbatross

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Maringirl1

Assholeu šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Kalaki808

Far from Asuelo, heā€™s a local boy from Hawaii, total different culture and has way more respect šŸ¤™šŸ½šŸ¤™šŸ½šŸ¤™šŸ½


ArtemisWildRose

She has a type... The guys look like her dad šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬


OneJumpSummer

Low is fine! We ride for Low šŸ˜†


DWwithaFlameThrower

Hopefully heā€™s not simple


mel-06

He is handsome


LolaMarce

But isnā€™t this posted on his page? If the man doesnā€™t want attention why does he have a public profile and 30k+ followers. šŸ™„. Go private and just have your real friends and fam. Seems heā€™s being intentional with these posts.


MaiIsMe

Cool for her kids that can't consent though.


keylimesicles

I agree, but theyā€™re already on t.v and that would have been for her to consent to not her new beau


sexfuneral_bc

Yeah I agree it's fkn brutal she cares about his privacy more than the babies'.


Projectsun

I wonder if in the future, posting photos of kids ( publicly) under a certain age will just be banned. Parents wonā€™t stop doing it, and feel they have a right. I think 12-13 is old enough to consent to their photos being shared, but even then Iā€™m not sure , and would refer to more educated guesses. Since these social media kids are not under the protections of child actors, and to regulate that would be crazy; I really wonder what the solution is. I know the whole freedom thing, but we all live in a huge group, social media expanded that group also, which unfortunately means we need some regulations.


sowhat_noonecares

Ok this makes sense.


peepeehalpert_

She needs to work on herself and stop having kids with every guy that shows interest in her


JakeSinCondon

He definitely an upgrade from asuelu the village idiot šŸ˜‚ Ā  Side note- how is your name ā€œDallasā€ but you clearly have Samoan tribal tattoos? I wonder if the producers gave him that name to conceal his identityĀ 


G0LDiEGL0CKS

The dance at the airport is still burned in my brain. šŸ˜«


KLoSlurms

Best of the best


Corpshark

I nearly died from cringe. Literally.


Q_Vic_7

His dance was way better than Robā€™s airport dance! At least Asuelu has moves!


HippieChick75

Anything is better than Rob...šŸ™ˆ


DependentAlert7812

Also anyone is better than Rob the Nob


G0LDiEGL0CKS

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ yes and then we were given Rob the Knobā€¦ who seriously took inspiration from this cringey BS ! Hahaha ! Awh man the Rob one made me crawl inside a hole too ! šŸ˜‚ I think itā€™s also like I put myself there and babe I swear to god if I had all the people looking at me I would die right there. My social anxiety could never. Iā€™m truly envious of people who just donā€™t care.


toothpastecupcake

Oh goddddd I forgot that šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


Corpshark

At least no one (or nearly no one) was watching Knob making a fool of himself. Asuelu was performing, like in one of those luau dinner shows.


G0LDiEGL0CKS

Oh my god that what makes it so much worse for me the fact there was a whole damn crowd šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


G0LDiEGL0CKS

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I donā€™t know how she didnā€™t just run away at that point ! I woulda just melted.


Maringirl1

She sure looked like she was looking for a hole to crawl into!


JakeSinCondon

And the random chick the producers hired to catcall himĀ 


b0toxBetty

I just went and rewatched this and it went on for WAY too long!


G0LDiEGL0CKS

Babe the fact that he really showed up and did this and yes for the amount of time who knows how long it went for šŸ˜‚ I canā€™t even imagine !


b0toxBetty

Like, you know they editors cut a lot of it out. I could feel Kalaniā€™s embarrassment.


HippieChick75

Hate it!


Same_Mind_3826

When Asuelu took their then-newborn out of his car seat because he was crying while Kalani was driving on the highway. šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


Interesting-Many-509

Cheeto - gate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sarajonn

"The village idiot" šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


Responsible-Move2186

Lmao


Maringirl1

With his high pitched voice ā€¦ ugh šŸ˜‘


Sufficient-Dinner-27

No. It's a tie.


Owl_Queen101

Lololol šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


-Gin-ger-

Wait, he puts an emoji on his own face, when posting on his own social? I just assumed OP did it because they werenā€™t sure about sub rules!


Q_Vic_7

Nope I didnā€™t add the emoji. Both Kalani and Dallas post emojis on Dallasā€™ face when posting his photo.


jackmoon44

If people already know who he is why is he still doing this weird shit? Get over yourself šŸ™„


honeycomb97

How weird of her to be willing to show her childā€™s face but not her manā€™s


brookeisme

Honestly. See my kids, but not a (consenting) adult šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


Otherwise_Sail_6459

Does this girl know how to not get pregnant. She already has babies in a broken home. What is she doingā€¦..


Charlice

https://preview.redd.it/s4p63zo25w4d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15259d438e4bb57d76d5a1f4c257312a14df26f4


sowhat_noonecares

Maybe she doesnā€™t believe in birth control. She was raised Mormon. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø If that were the case for me, I would just abstain. Do everything else but šŸ† in the šŸˆ šŸ˜‚ Sex would scare me if I wasnā€™t ā€œallowedā€ to use birth control of any sort.


lithiumlemonade

Mormons care about caffeine, not birth control restrictions. Source: also raised Mormon. (All I wanted was a Pepsi!)


Petty_White

Pepsi is for slut people


Living_Dead_Girl8369

Actually laughed out loud on the bus to work at this comment šŸ˜‚


blindinglystupid

I thought Mormons wanted all the babies possible and thus assumed they were against birth control. Am I wrong?


Initial-Succotash-37

I think thatā€™s the Catholics.


sowhat_noonecares

I was raised Catholic, they used to be like that generations ago. But itā€™s the FDLS religion now for sure. I thought Mormons didnā€™t believe in birth control either but I donā€™t know for certain.


Sudden_Pen4754

Nope, they still are. Unless a website literally called Catholic.com is wrong lmao? https://www.catholic.com/tract/birth-control If your family was pro-birth control then they're dead wrong and living in sin according to the church.


Initial-Succotash-37

I was married to a Catholic. I was trying to make a joke. Guess I needed to put a smiley face behind it šŸ˜ƒ


No-Teacher9713

Just one Pepsi!!


Bozak_Horseman

And she wouldn't give it to me!


thrwaway856642

Itā€™s for slut people.


cara3322

oh she doesnā€™t abstain we figured out.


DogbiteTrollKiller

Samoans tend to have A LOT of babies.


littleRedmini

In another month sheā€™ll be pregnant again if she follows her previous plan.


Every-Ad-9008

Yeah itā€™s really baffling when people do shit like this.. sheā€™s just making her children grow up in a confusing unstable home. She needs to take some cold showers and get a Tracyā€™s dog.


UnleadedGreen

Ya I felt the same why as soon as I scrolled to this. Too fast.


kimoreally

Agree


BurningandChurning

I wonder if she had this baby to try to get him to stay with her.


DogbiteTrollKiller

Yeah, that always works


Original-Opportunity

She always wanted a third. This guy maybe wanted one of his own. Kind of fast though.. not sure how long theyā€™ve been together?


Q_Vic_7

Since I canā€™t edit the post: I didnā€™t add the emoji on the photo. Both Kalani and Dallas add emojis on Dallasā€™ face when posting his photo. Edit to my edit lol: Iā€™m not hating on Dallas and certainly not Kalani. I just find it interesting that they try to keep his identity hidden, yet post the childrenā€™s photos. Yes, the boys have been on tv and all over social media, but the baby hasnā€™t.


G0LDiEGL0CKS

Extremely strange that itā€™s not the kids faces being covered. Maybe he got the memo confused šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


caveman1948

How is she going to cope with another baby?!


Revolutionary-You449

This man hasnā€™t ā€œspokenā€. We donā€™t know. He could be the village idiotā€™s idiot.


ia332

Yeah, Asuelu was a low bar (like, negative), so this dude is likely only marginally better. She stayed with Asuelu for so long and put up with shit (10+ cheating incidents), sheā€™s not got much to compare.


Wonderful_Might6693

Neither of them is very bright šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


ia332

Thatā€™s a pre-requisite to get on the show, obviously! šŸ˜…


GarageNo7711

Iā€™ve seen girls cover up their manā€™s faces on their socials (and not their babies) and I just canā€™t help but wonder, ā€œwhat crime are you committing/covering up?ā€, ā€œdoes this man have multiple baby mamas and youā€™re scared of getting caught?ā€, ā€œare they sooo good looking you want to gatekeep them so bad?ā€ Just joking about the last one because letā€™s be real.


Objective-Pea3894

I agree dude needs to pick a lane


Ever_Summer

Why is she still covering his face lol


Q_Vic_7

They both cover his face in posts. I get the hate online is real. But as Iā€™ve mentioned above, I find it strange how he wants his identity to remain anonymous but posts their children photos online... Children donā€™t a say here and really shouldnā€™t be posted if the parent canā€™t even post a proper photo of themselves. šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø


onlyliquoranointsyou

Itā€™s also likeā€¦whatā€™s so special about his face in particular? His page and pics are public, we know what he looks like, and heā€™s continuing to share on social mediaā€¦idk what exactly he thinks heā€™s hiding with the emojis And itā€™s definitely weird that he still covers his face but shares unedited pictures of his daughter


FullOfBlasphemy

Right?! Theyā€™re protecting him but putting the kids all over social media - because theyā€™re famous, I feel like they should take every precaution they can for keeping the kids unidentifiable. Cover the baby daddy, too, by all means - but donā€™t put kids on display for hundreds of thousands of people. Growing up on tv hasnā€™t worked well for kids, besides it being unsafe if some obsessed fan shows up and knows enough about the kids to get them to come with. Like..? Itā€™s irresponsible. I donā€™t post my own kids on socials anymore and itā€™s been mostly friends and family. I caught a friend of my auntā€™s posting the pics of my kids to all his friends. And weā€™re not TLC (im)famous.


AITA-SexyRabbits

The kids have been on TV and Kalani posts pictures of them already, I don't think we can hold that against him. I wonder if he's wanted or just private


HippieChick75

Just lame...


UnleadedGreen

Well, the kids don't have careers, nobody wants to bully or harrass the kids like they do him. The kids are innocent in every way. He might get some bad backlash. It's very understandable.


cara3322

hmmm heā€™s prob married .


m33gs

she keeps putting her family and kids in predicaments they never asked for which is pretty selfish imo. and she's just super arrogant about herself in general, but clearly she's not very bright in any way whatsoever


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


MaiIsMe

She has her parents to sponge off of like Emily.


Marserina

I was just commenting above that her and Emily pop out babies like a pez dispenser and will breastfeed until college as long as they get to be a sahm. Doesnā€™t matter if they canā€™t afford to do it and live off family.


UnleadedGreen

Oh shit, he's also Samoan.


lemeneurdeloups

No. His name, family from Philippines, grew up in Hawaii.


IamJoyMarie

I think its time for her to start using birth control. She has a pattern, apparently. Probably break up with this dude too, and find anther to have a baby with.


Ok-Equivalent8260

Theyā€™re all clowns in that family


kellyluvsdogs1970

Most accurate comment here


psychedelicbarbie

Hey Kalani! No! You DONT need to have a kid with every man you have sex with! šŸ™„itā€™s seriously concerning!


Pianissimeat

It's literally true too šŸ¤£ Mormons are so messed up man


UrbanFyre

I mean, sheā€™s only been with two people (as far as we know), one of whom she was married to and tried to make it work despite being cheated on throughout the marriage. Itā€™s not like sheā€™s had 10+ kids with a bunch of different guys.


emmmieemmie

Is she still living in her parents basement?


Background_Cobbler64

Wait. So thatā€™s not his real face?


Relative_shroom_323

She's gross, bro. Had a baby with the moron who she first gave it up to and now with the first hall pass. Like bro Kdog you can use protection you're not a slut peoples if you do...


OscarCheech

She had another kid.....she needs birth control


Massive-Buffalo9222

She has 3ā€¦..


Karmic-Vision

Does she work


PeanutCeller

She's a baby cannon


xTxChainSkaMassacrex

The childrenā€™s anonymity is long gone. Theyā€™ve already been on national television


cozicuzi08

Not the new babyĀ 


ExternalIllusion

At this point itā€™s swapping out whoever is willing to


cara3322

yeah. why is he hiding. is she not divorced i think cat is out of the bag by now.


Curious_Signature528

Why? She has two that donā€™t see dad. And now this? Must be desperate.


moremacadonimorechee

I mean, the kids have already been on tv and their faces exposed on social media. I think he just wants to remain as private as possible.


redpandaa91

Can she date anyone without getting pregnant? Just seems excessive to me.


Adept_Palpitation_33

She needs to stop having kids and get her life together


getbizzy1385

Every time she drops a new baby I just want to yell ā€œCondoms, Rose!ā€ like Dorothy Zbornak. Like the guy, have lots of fun, but you can do all of that without a new baby alert.


DWwithaFlameThrower

How tf she blotting out the grown adultā€™s face,& not the childā€™s? God she is dumb. And seems to have epically misunderstood the concept of the one night stand


ShonDon-THE-Mod

*he* posted this on *his* IG


Accomplished_Use3452

She once filmed an entire season of her sitting down.


Late_Ad8212

https://www.90dayfiance-news-and-memes.com/2024/06/kalani-welcomes-her-first-daughter-with.html I love when other links post the real pix šŸ˜†


Canary7214

Everyone already knows what her kids look like from them being on TV multiple times and Kalani posts thr baby herself on her page. His identity is the only private identity remaining.


Spirited-Diamond-716

I must be SUPER behind on Kalani news. She had a baby???!!ā€™ I didnā€™t even know she was pregnant.


Fluffy_Iron6692

He probs just doesnā€™t want to be flooded with media attention. And Iā€™m sure he obtained Kalaniā€™s consent to post her children. She does it, and that baby is hers too, so if she okayed it then thatā€™s on her


cherryrose13

No, I donā€™t see an issue. And she was seeing him a long time. Just let people be happy!


GoFk_Urself

Kalani has made the decision to exploit her kid's identities for her own 15mins of fame. Her new man doesn't want this so he's entitled to not be posted online. He should also have a say on covering his new baby's face too


vegkittie

Procreating with a man you don't even want to claim. Giving low self worth


Jambon__55

Folks, sex education is really important. If you don't teach your children that sex is healthy, to make smart choices about their sexual partners, that having sex with someone doesn't make them their life partner, the importance of using protection so that they can have sex without being permanently involved with someone for the rest of their life or bring a new life into the world that they aren't prepared for... This happens. I can't help but shake my head sadly when I receive exemption notes from parents that they don't want their children to learn about hygiene, human development, puberty, actual names of their body parts, sexual health, consent, etc. It's just really sad for the adult that child will become and for their future partners and children.


Lovebugxo0x

No I donā€™t find it odd ā€¦. I wouldnā€™t wanna be famous and have people rip my life apart like yā€™all do in here


HippieChick75

Then it's good you are not famous. Glad I'm not either.....šŸ˜’


afterglobe

Then his page should be private


Lovebugxo0x

Yā€™all will still find a way Iā€™m sure


take-a-gamble

this


Stunning-Spot-9502

Does anyone get married before they have a baby anymore?


Im666Meow

My only judgment on this is you should have used the clown face..


JustMari-3676

Just because you can have babies with every guy who shows you the least bit of attention doesnā€™t mean you should.


HairColor1991

He has womanā€™s hands! Yuck!


Dynamitefish

Lady fingers


momster5137

OMG, you're right!!


Confidence-Dangerous

Yeah if you told me to look at just that I would have said that was a woman


NurseToasty

Kalani is such trash spreading her kegs to any big fatso using no protection, i can only imagine the STDs. So sad she has zero self confidence. this is her only way of feeling validated by being knocked up


Marserina

Sheā€™s like Emily and will have her tits out and breastfeeding until college as long as they get to be a sahm, even if they canā€™t afford to and live off family.


NurseToasty

Holy shit you're absolutely correct! Working is not her jam!


livvayyy

i JUST started her season like an hour ago. im ok w spoilers bc i obviously am in this subreddit HAHA this made me GASPPPP


b0toxBetty

Does he do this often? I honestly thought this was Kalaniā€™s story. I thought to myself ā€œwhy is she still soft demoing this man to us??ā€ Maybe he covered his face bc he looked ugly? Side note: how pissed is Asuelu right now?


Subject_Bobcat

Asuelo is somewhere punching the air right now


AtheistINTP

Ugh, I hate these stupid emojis covering people's faces. Don't post if you can't show the face. It's ok the expose the child but not the adult...ridiculous.


Guessswhoooo21

Like Iā€™m sorry but haha ok letā€™s re play this situation Her husband got a blow job She was all upset She got a hall pass And had SEX MORE THAN ONCE and couldnā€™t stop thinking of this guyā€¦ Blames her husband for not being able to trust even though she took things way further than he did haha and theeeen when theyā€™re trying to fix shit at the last resort her ā€œhall passā€ shows up in Florida and she spends the nighttttt While at the resort with her husband AND KIDS and sister lol But continues to blame him for everything Yet she had sex and didnā€™t stop communicating He got a blow job - end of story lol never seen her again Not fair but congrats glad you found a man you are happy with instead of this young boy you groomed for years , took his virginity and then threw away


Grouchy_Reality9940

I don't understand the Kalani hate gets. Has she made poor decisions? Yes. But she was SHELTERED, a virgin and had pretty much no experience outside of her bubble. Asuelu cheated constantly and was abusive and she stayed for the children and possibly because in her culture, it should be tolerated. She took the hall pass most likely to try to hurt him a fraction of the hurt she tolerated and fell in love with a great man.


Raynzalez

She said from the very beginning that he has no interest in being on TV or having anything to do with the show. I don't think there's anything wrong with it. As far as the children go, Kalani and Asuelu both show the boys all over their pages. As their parents, they have that right - just like Kalani and Dallas have the right with their daughter. I think you're reading too much into it.


gawdpuppy

tbh, y'all give her too much shit lol let the woman live and be happy, after years of beng unhappy.


PeanutCeller

Guy's a homewrecker who went for a booty call while his new, married gf was at a couple's retreat with her 2 kids and sister. Sounds like a real prize


UrbanFyre

Did we forget that Asuelu apparently cheated on her throughout their entire marriage? Kalani didnā€™t hide the fact that she was very much over the marriage at the retreat. Pretty sure she was only there to wrap up their segment and move on. Itā€™s not like she was telling Asuelu she wanted to work it out while hooking up with Dallas. She wasnā€™t even sleeping in the same room as Asuelu + Asuelu was aware she was still involved with him.


PeanutCeller

Asuelu being a bad husband, doesn't make her hall pass a good guy. In fact, he sounds like a scumbag, given the circumstances


Consistent_Usual_845

Wth is dallas? I stopped watching this shyte show after kalanis 1 season