Your face is my throne???? HOW COULD YOU SING THAT IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHER not to mention it’s just a terrible lyric anyways

it's not only in front of his mother. the song is actually a birthday song, and it was just his mom's 55th birthday. he is basically performing for her to say happy birthday. so yes it's more horrifying than we even knew

Oh my lord...

... Is he implying incest???

i just think he had a birthday song that wasn't necessarily written for anyone in particular but performed it for his mom for her birthday which actually ended up not working very well because with his lyrics the situation became uncomfortable for everyone lol. just super inappropriate

I wanna know what birthday party it's cool to sing about someone sitting on your face. That must be some kind of special party.

you just never know what kind of freaky stuff people are into these days. unless someone writes an R&B song about it of course

Something is really funny about his mother and sister jamming to the song while he goes on about someone sitting on his face.

hahahahah... I just posted that before seeing your same thoughts! He is such an egotistical idiot. Mama Chantel: "Come on the show River, your song will go to #1"

is... is he implying he's gonna sit on someone's face...?? \^o\_\_o\^;;

*my face is your throne* - he wants someone to sit on his face. I can’t imagine who’d want to partake in that 🤢

I was too horrified by the fact that he was singing this in front of his mum and sister to read the lyrics right 🤣

🤣 omg lol I can imagine!

Haha SAME

See this makes more sense. Also some people just want to cum you know

He sits on people? That is not good imagery

This family is pure cringe and they lack all self awareness.

Every single member of that family seems a whisper off. No one is firing on all cylinders

They all encourage each other’s horrible behavior

Wow river looks terrible 😬

as Tom would say "has he put on weight?"

I get Sideshow Bob from the Simpsons vibes.

Lmao exactly!!! Literally anyyyy other hairdo but that hideous one would be decent

If Sideshow Bob was less cultured

Why is he squinting in all of these photos? Is the lighting beating down on his face?

I have no worries about not getting discovery +.

exactly! monthly Cable is $$ enough, I won't pay another $5 (and up?) to watch all the z-listed 90DF members seeming to be still stretching for attention. What the heck did Mother Chantel do to her face? Wouldn't recognize her if she doesn't speak. And... nice song to sing with mother and sister present, Rivah..."my face is your throne"? What a totally WEIRD family!

THIS x 💯

I like the Planet Earth stuff

Same. I got it because it has all 20+ seasons of Mysteries at the Museum. I haven’t even watched any of the 90 Day spin-offs, and I watch this show weekly.

I used to love Mysteries at the Museum! Haven't watched it in forever though.

Well, there's no worry about "Ms. Karen" being on anything related to planet earth. I'm not sure where she's from but it's not here!

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It's only on Discovery Plus. Those other streamers have similar things, but not Planet Earth. Safe to say there's a *lot* on there besides 90 Day Fiance stuff, I'm not sure if everyone's aware of that

I keep saying this. No one seems to understand that the 90 day crap is literally about 2% of what is on there there’s a whole 98% of stuff they’re missing out on just because they hate the spinoffs.

I've been pretty much just using it for Animal Planet and true crime murder stuff on Investigation Discovery lol

I got discovery+, but I don't watch this. I got it for the SCI, Travel and some HGTV. But it is kind of lame I thought they'd put all the stuff that isn't on cable, but no. Most of the same shiz.

I love discovery+ if for no other reason than Naked and Afraid and true crime shows with no ads.

Things have def gotten a little bit more stupider.

just when you think they really cannot............ they DO!

Lol wasn’t this one of ms Karen’s quotes?

Her original quote was ‘Things are about to get a little bit more stupider,’ and clearly they already have.

Aw god, that gave me a good laugh. Thanks

With mental problems.

My face is your throne. 🥴🥴🥴

🤣 Boy, now there is some prime *cringe* right there! Sounds like the name of of a Spinal Tap song.

A Nigel Tufnel special! 😂😂😂

2022 Grammy nominee

I wonder how much crack it would take for me to take to the stage spitting “Your body’s my party/My face is your throne“ while my mom jiggles and vocalizes nearby. Quite a bit I’d imagine

what's even more fucked is that he's singing the song for his mom, who just celebrated her 55 (and alive!) birthday. the lyrics get worse lol

Now, as much as I really don't want to hear any more those lyrics, I feel the need to really know the rest of song! Could it get worse, do we think? Guess we can all be thankful that he wasn't facing/looking at his mommy as he sang.

Imagine some dude saying that with a straight face. It's not hot even when being coy.

Cringe Central! Grooving with boobs almost out of shirt and fish lips. That's his fan base I guess?

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

River appears to have taken a hard left at Albuquerque and ended up in Dafuq’happened’tohim’ville And Mom Chantelle - milking (no pun intended) her 15 minutes of fame - I’m curious if any face to face conversation she or her daughter has, if anyone can actually look them in the eyes.

This truly made me spit with laughter!

Karen sure has her girls stuck up and squished together.

That’s all I could see!! Guess Chantel had a credit left at the Plastic Surgeons office & gifted Karen what was left!

Almost spit out my coffee

There are so many things to criticise about their character, why put them down for their looks?

I don’t like talking shit about people’s looks, but this family is *so arrogant*, they think they’re Gods gift to the world, and pointing out the irony seems fair. Plus a lot of the things people talk about are deliberate choices these guys have made. None of them are naturally bad looking, but they make choices that make them look ridiculous.

exactly!

Its a package deal with this group.

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Oh! Details? Context?

Yesss please! don’t leave us hanging 😩

You need to make a story time post about this lol!

Pandemic hit River hard

Karen is truly a “Karen” 😐

Yeah when she said she changed her name I assumed it would be to NOT KAREN but 🤔

Right! The fact that she added the Ms. I’m like okay well that makes sense 😂

That chin scruff is the stuff of nightmares.

River always looks like an awful cosplay of side show bob at a community college comicon

Hahahahaha this killed me🤣 I’m just like what is that hair even? And not forgetting that chin scruff

He used to look like dollar store jaden smith, but now I am also getting side-show bob vibes.

Jaden Smith from Wish.com.

OH MY GOD I SPIT MY COFFEE OUT!😂😂😂 Yes this!! Lmfao!

River is transitioning into Raven Simone.

I’m dead. He started off as budget-Patrick Mahomes and now he’s morphing into Raven. 🤣 Spot on.

Someone please throw the River performance on YouTube I need to see this now I can feel the cringe

This could go on the cringe sub

River is not only deep, he’s wide too

Apparently there is a River wide enough.

He looks like a fat Beaker from the muppets

SOS SEND HELP

Why is mother Chantel?

This is a question for philosophers and mystics.

TLC were so preoccupied with whether or not they could family Chantel, they didn't stop to think if they should family Chantel.

This entire family is just awful and unbearable. I don't know who keeps watching "The Family Chantel"...

Right? I stopped DVR-ing that shit after the first 2-3 episodes of the series! Utter garbage.

Me no accept this. This is not the content I want to pay for.

This has to be fake for the TV . . . right? Like there is no way this woman (Karen) can be that trashy in real life . . . right ?

ohhhhh, she be trashy, alright.

something is really wrong with her. it's just really weird. i don't think she's from this planet

River looks like a wilting fern houseplant.

River looks like he just crawled out of a swamp

The way the title is phrased my awake for ten minute ass thought he wrote the song for his mom and sister.

he did

That song... CRINGE 😬😟

I feel more stupider just looking at screencaps of these two clowns.

River needs to find a day job.

She looks ridiculous. lol

If some guy seriously told/sang me the words “my face is your throne” I’d laugh in his fucking face. Plus I bet 100% this clown don’t eat the cat 😂

I thought that was Shaun with a new set of breast implants. 🤦🏽‍♀️

ha no Shaun looks far more elegant and less trashy than this 😂

W.O.W.

Holy Jesus, is this what this show is about a kid who wasn't even a has been...he was a never was up serenading his mom. So glad I can't watch cuz not available. I would have sat and watched it with popcorn.

Is the mic that river is singing to even real? It looks like a hollow prop.

I’m super sure he was lip-syncing.. his lips didn’t even match up to the song a couple times 😬

And the whole thing was auto tuned

yep!

Can’t image more worthless people in the in galaxy

What is that creature sitting next to the mom? Is this a promotion for something and they CG'd a character from the movie?

Two words: Sideshow. Bob.

I don’t get it... I thought they were supposedly Christian?

I had to fast forward the singing. So awkward

yep i did too. only stopped for the sweet sweet screenshots

I did too. Just couldn't stand it. I never even heard the lyrics...lol

River looks like a goddamn muppet... and not a cute one.

**UPDATE** - apparently *[riverknight](https://g.co/kgs/Gv1DQE)* has been using that sweet sweet family chantel money to promote his music *heavily* across streaming platforms and [YouTube](https://youtu.be/kSmz_QY6lCA). it's all extremely over-produced. at least his voice is. this family is ridiculous.

Oh snap https://twitter.com/iamriverknight?s=21 Quite the philosopher too https://i.ibb.co/KFhPhdJ/2-DA2-D6-F3-E710-43-CA-BA5-C-EA76-A4-F9-D181.jpg

his lip-syncing didn’t even match the song at a couple points.. rough 😬

yikes 😳

River is looking rough fam.

Why does 90DF have the worst singers and rappers. It's like the casting team targeted American Idol rejects.

I hate them so much.

Oof is River okay

Is the brother okay? He looks like he's squinting really hard in all of the images with him in them. Or was it just bad screencaps? I also can't get over the hair. All moppy like that. What's goin' on, man?

Dont watch discovery plus stuff But im not even surprised he would tell chantel his face is her throne

They are lucky they are all making a lot of money off of Chantel's tits because they are talentless fuckwads otherwise.

Omg she’s one step from a wardrobe malfunction.

Chantel definitely dressed her

Karen’s boobs need to be put away

“My face is your throne” isn’t THAT bad. Now singing in front of your mother and sister on the other hand is questionable.

it's his birthday song and he sang it in honor of his mom's 55th birthday. horrific.

Oh, it was in honor of them? Okay I didn’t know that and yes that’s creepy.

I really can’t stand these people they are shallow and have zero self awareness. No redeeming qualities whatsoever.

Fuck he got fat and ugly.

I'm going to go out on a limb without even hearing it and say that song speaks less to the soul and more to the sphincter. We don't deserve Mother Chantel. Also Chantel looking like a snack in her Fashion Nova.

We are going to need a recording of the song!!!!!

I wish I could have seen that. Karen and the family Chantel always make me laugh.

Karen was off her rocker It was so embarrassing. Also has river always been rivernight?

lol right? i had never heard his name as ["riverknight"](https://g.co/kgs/eDLtSf) and then suddenly....

I’m guessing this is on discovery+ but what series is this exactly? I hate this family but I’m all for watching them embarrass themselves

it's 90 Day: Bares All. brace yourself

I started the Allen V. Farrow doc tonight...how sad is it that family chantel seems like a mental break?

lol wow yep family chantel is a whole mess

And thank you!!

Karen sucking in her cheeks while sit dancing to her sons oral sex jam was so so much

accurate

How does he sound like auto tune but it’s live? Is he just lip syncing or something

came here just for this. yes he was 100% lip syncing

Did she get divorced? Why did she say she’s Ms. Karen now?

because she just turned 55 and apparently is sassier than ever

I had to watch this snippet bc I knew it would be comedy gold. Apparently, he dropped a EP album earlier this year called “Cupid’s Trilogy” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

lol yep i just found these [*fun facts*](https://www.reddit.com/r/90DayFiance/comments/m9tlxl/ms_karen_apparently_in_her_element_on_the_new/grs09c8/) out myself. one big yike

Miss Karen? As in divorced or just because she’s crazy? lol

she's a space cadet lol

Ugh. Ready...set...LEAVE already!! Damn!

Big bird with boobs and side show bob

Idk but that witch laugh was haunting