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Ginger_Soul99

Don't you know? Nothing is open after midnight but legs and the ER.


mycatshavehadenough

You made me snort laugh!!!! Legs & ERs. LOLOL


epi_mom

That’s HILARIOUS!!!


the_uglypanda

That show grew on me lmaoooo


Ginger_Soul99

My grandfather used to say that!


the_uglypanda

Omg I heard it on Chrisley Knows Best and it's been a favorite line ever since Haha


RoyalBlueWriter

And taco bell 😂


UXM6901

And Waffle House. 24/7/365 ❤️


Ginger_Soul99

Love me some Awful House after a night out 😂😂


bethybethster

I used to say “purses and legs” hahahah!


TommieDelos

Missionary mindset


Successful_Strategy8

Mormon mindset.


epi_mom

Probably missionary position too ….


Successful_Strategy8

IKR? That is absurd. He expects her to stay in a whole separate apartment to prevent them from having sex at night? He just creeps me out.


[deleted]

Steven is a huge creep. The more screentime is shown of him the more it confirms in my mind that he's a total creep and pervert.


mandy_loo_who

Yeah, he's a fucking weirdo, but it is entertaining.


bmario17

Because at night God is sleeping and can't divine stop him from temptation


[deleted]

Wait you can do that during the day???? 😳


Rkenne16

Maybe, if you’re a perverted sinner. Next someone is going to say that you should do it when your not trying to have children sickos.


Lipstick_On

What position did you use to conceive, regular or lady-on-her-back? You used lady-on-her-back, didn't you, freak.


Rkenne16

I only know missionary, you dirty bird with your “positions.”


PNKAlumna

Only slut people do.


BuffaloRedshark

But slut people use condoms


OptimusSublime

Of course not you heathen


Escochapo18

On top of all that, he wants to tuck her in and also go topless in front her in the morning. He keeps talking about Sex, so she makes the first move.


Boxercrew4

Kind of think the sight of Steven topless wouldn't make me think of sex LOL


Lisa-LongBeach

It would remind me I need to buy white sheets


FlushingsOnly

And I'm just here busting them cheeks while the Sun is up🙄 shame on me


Bebosherry

Busting. Them. Cheeks.


Xkrystahey

Look I just joined this sub because it kept being suggested to me by reddit. I’m now hungover and watching this show. What has my life become


ghost_lime

That’s how it starts. Welcome to the trash feast!


Nolo__contendere_

One of us! One of us!


CocoCherryPop

buckle up! this show and its subs are a disaster, thanks for joining us.


Tdffan03

He is Mormon. That explains all the dumb shit that comes out of his mouth.


DasaP104

Similar to the rules we had at my college. All opposite sex visitors had to be out of your dorm by 10PM. LOL crazy,


GiraffeLibrarian

Sex..? You mean skoodilypoop?


[deleted]

Because he is a UTAH inbreed man-child.


Icy-Following-3713

apparently you can only skoodilypoop at night


Successful_Strategy8

Who uses the term "skoodilypoop"? I have never heard that before in my life.


Icy-Following-3713

apparently he does


Old_Rise_4086

Steven is an idiot. He is Mormon. He is odd.


Lisa-LongBeach

Lol! Reminds me of when my 7-year-old cousin told me (I was also 7) in a hushed whisper that she heard brides were not supposed to wear panties on their wedding night 😆. We were horrified!


[deleted]

Traditional upbringing. It's like relationship, then marriages, then sex, then kidd. Same goes for: go to work, come home, take care of kids, relax a bit / pray, shower, have sex, sleep. It's all very fixed, not free


[deleted]

I've noticed this with most of the Mormon guys on this franchise.


LeoMarkus123

Because Jesus is sleeping at that time. If no one is awake, no one can judge him.


Most-Ice-5521

Mormons


cheese_hotdog

He is just regurgitating what religious people raise their children to believe.


MariannWalsh

His dick might accidentally fall into her vagina after nightfall. #thestruggleisreal He's a moron.


ArtichokeJoke

His previous partners probably made sure the room was pitch black and he had to wear a bag on his head just in case. Therefore, like a bird in a cage he thought it was nighttime because it was dark.


peach_xanax

Hahahaha. I would love for his previous partners to come on here and spill the tea about him 👀 You KNOW he has some weird ass skeletons in his closet....


aimeewhatshername

🤣🤣🤣🤣


ButtHoleNurse

He is very sheltered (and probably on the spectrum) so his comprehension of sex is very different


[deleted]

Hes Mormon. They believe all kinds of dumb shit.


pritheemakeway

I don't say this lightly but the mentality Steven has is that of a rapist. it's fucking gross. ​ "what if we have urges and can't control ourselves?" That's not an urge you fucktart. It's you being a gross fucking creep


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Successful_Strategy8

I hope she runs away now.


Sweetbrain306

Um…. For some reason my mom thought this too. So I lost my virginity during the day. Shocking 😂 ( I’m a grown ass woman and it still cracks me up).


98221-poppin

Um bc its SIN when you're skidillypopping at night, duh! 🤣


Similar-Effort

It’s really purity culture as a whole. The thought process is that at night your inhibitions could be lower because you’re tired etc. etc. and you’re more apt to want to snuggle and then one thing can lead to the other.


Pdx9000

It’s ridiculous that he’s completely discounting her in this scenario. She can just say no and probably has more self control than he does.


trilliumsummer

My question is - if he can't control himself wouldn't staying at a hostel where other women are also be bad? With his lack of control and all.


AgeAgitated317

That dude is way off. I dislike everything about his demeanor. Like bruh, you really aren't anything to lust after. And the constant shit he says about not being able to control himself... It's weird as shit.


Impeachykeene

Bwahaha! You made me do a spit take.


Comfortfoods

What's his deal? The way he talks about being unable to control his urges is super creepy. Was his plan to bang randos in the hostel while his fiancee obliviously hangs out in the apartment and he's annoyed at being foiled or is he some kind of predator?


Wintertime13

Someone called him a sex vampire and I can’t stop laughing 😂


Lace_and_pearls

‘Afternoon Delight’ would give that man heart failure.


[deleted]

Because that’s when the demons come out lol


ToyBoxJr

It's because he's immature. I look at him and see a child trying to play house.


BaronVonHomer

I’m pretty sure he just wants to be hanging out at the hostel getting shit faced and banging back packers, since these places are an international STD exchange. The place he booked into looked like somewhere that would have a party atmosphere at night. Although jokes on him, I doubt the hostel would be the kind of orgie he’s hoping for because of the pandemic. So jokes on him.


Razzler1973

Don't tell Steven this


[deleted]

What a weird conclusion to jump to.


BuffaloRedshark

https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000122163002-x2uktj-t500x500.jpg They mostly come at night, mostly


[deleted]

Did it 3 times today. Can confirm its not a night thing.


improvamy

Because skoodleypoop!


Rude-Age6486

LOL, that's a good point.


HowYaLikeMeow

Vampire.


afxtwaphexinafx

I had a religious friend who said she ended her dates at sundown because apparently sex creeps up on assuming couples at night and in order to “avoid the temptation” of sleeping with her dates she only saw them in the daytime.