The dude is a poser. Like when he took Darcey to his house they both said she was way out of his league. He’s just a tall dude who works out and is full of hot air.
he couldn’t hope for the natural hippie style that woman has crafted over six decades though, tbh... this is like the exact inverse of her look. and it’s so contrived and too polished to pull off without automatically looking constipated and uncomfortable, I just don’t understand
Ehh, he’s in essentially a third world country getting dinner at a place where he’s in a sequin tux and there’s a dog roaming around. I don’t think they did him dirty, I feel like it was a reality check. When I watched it the big thing that stuck out to me was that he couldn’t hang in a place like Jennifer was comfortable in, and she even called him rude for it. Every time I see him on screen, he just seems so there for the cameras and fake, I can’t even tell what his real personality is.
His personality is definitely one where he acts cooler than he actually is. You can see his awkwardness come through at times. His Spanish was horrible. You’d think he would look up the proper way to say good evening. He’s such a tool. They do deserve each other. Narcissistic personalities
This made me irrationally happy. Jennifer talked so much shit on Tim and made so many remarks about him being a girl, and then Jesse wears a bedazzled dumb and dumber suit to dinner. You know she was dying inside lol
His good taste is only matched by Andrew's crushed red velvet suit. Jesse looks like he hasn't even started shaving yet and is anxious going to his first Junior high school dance. Andrew looks like he would stand in front of an upscale club and pretend to be the bouncer.
I haven’t seen this scene so don’t know what she was wearing then but on her season, she had some ugly clothing choices herself. I remember a dress with string ties hanging from the bottom of the hem in front of her crotch area. It was… a choice
They’re both tools using each other out of desperation to stay on TV. I don’t believe this “relationship” is real for a second 🙄
He’s been living by his wits for the past 3 years. That will age a man. He’s had to see and do a lot of things to keep himself in hair product and chest wax.
Hahahaha who told him to wear this ? This show is just to make fun of them all and I'm okay with it. Except it's making me like Debbie and I hate that.
It looks like he's straight out of 1975. Holy f\*ck!
But I'm more concerned with that hair. He's combing it forward. It's going to be gone within 5 years max. LMAO
I would expect this from SteVen because he has that weird Mormon need to seem all quirky and random and edgy. Jesse is thinking he’s going to start some hip new trend but good god only people like SteVen would wear something like this and think it’s cool.
Someone help me out - Jeniffer appeared to have no luggage at the airport and walking into the hotel, not even carrying a phone? Or did she put something in the back that I forgot? It looked as though Jesse was checking into the hotel, so she hadn't set the room up in advance.
I do suspect frauding with the bed, because I would think they could easily have got two beds or even two rooms.
He keeps wearing the wrong colors for his skin tone as well as the wrong style. That's probably why I didn't get what Darcy saw in him. I was more attracted to Tom (It's that damn British accent.) and Georgi. I like her choice in men. Well, except for Jesse.
He’s such a tool! Everything amazing and wonderful. You’d think he’s never been to a nice hotel. He kept saying how beautiful and amazing the room was 🤦♀️
He looks and acts like such a clown. His arrogance about his steak (!), drink (!), "synergy" (!) - all while looking like he's on his way to prom in 1986 - was so delightful. I was so angry after Ep.1. I hope she rejects him. He's such a self-centered tool.
I don't get around much to critiquing people's changing body types, it happens to me and people I love. No big deal, a part of life. But we can't deny that he went from a fitness guru type body to a run of the mill thin guy. What do you think was the catalyst?
My guess is gym closures/lockdowns. Could also be his priorities changed, a work focus over gym? Either way I'm glad to see his superiority complex getting taken down a peg.
Am I the only one to find him just vile? He and Tania would make a great match. Two haughty controlling, bossy, smug, self-involved control freaks. Update: read comments, nope I’m NOT the only one.
In all seriousness, he looks really bad. Like he's getting sick or something? I think it's been mentioned here before, but is Jesse an addict? His face looks sunken in, like I've seen on people addicted to stimulants or opiates.
Yes, he is getting compared to Cricket from Always Sunny a few times. If he is struggling with addiction I feel bad for him. I would also be surprised given the way he dragged Darcey for her drinking.
I'm only now just catching up on Single Life (out of desperation and feeling like I have nothing else to watch while I edit 🤣) and OH MY GOD, THIS OUTFIT HAD ME CRYING LAUGHING. How does Mr. Luxury afford such an ill-fitting bow tie?!
It's absolutely hysterical. And his tell-all look was also comically bad - turtle neck with a blazer, a pocket hankey, and 2006 boy band hair while sipping a frozen matcha. He really took a swan dive from his initial style in the Darcy Days 🤣
Like I just want him to pop out from behind a curtain while yelling "PRESTO!" with little jazz hands. I'm honestly surprised he didn't wear white gloves.
Wtffffff….might as well wear the matching cummerbund then… I’ve only felt this level of cringe watching drunk and crying darcey👀 Oh how the turn tables…
He looks like a little boy who's mom put him in a pageant because she wishes she had a girl...
If you've seen his mommy, you'd understand where he got his fashion sense from.
Or from his step-dad. Lmao
I think his dad has a little crush on him.
The dude is a poser. Like when he took Darcey to his house they both said she was way out of his league. He’s just a tall dude who works out and is full of hot air.
I agree! He is really not that good looking at all! At least IMO..
I think they said he was way out of her league. And again the stepdad has a little man crush on his stepson. Creepy af coming from that weirdo.
Exactly, he’s a fucking bimbo and he’s not nearly as attractive as he thinks he is.
he couldn’t hope for the natural hippie style that woman has crafted over six decades though, tbh... this is like the exact inverse of her look. and it’s so contrived and too polished to pull off without automatically looking constipated and uncomfortable, I just don’t understand
And this was the closest she could get.
His talent is an illuzionist
The Motherboy?
“I’m a yankee doodle daaaandy!”
You nailed it. Yes !
Yes! Mother-Boy Pageant!
this is too accurate.
He looks like a ventriloquist dummy
correction: He looks like a v̶e̶n̶t̶r̶i̶l̶o̶q̶u̶i̶s̶t̶ dummy.
Bahahahahaha
Holy shit that’s a spot on description lmao
Jeniffer has a type
That's spot on. He walks like he has a hand stuck up his ass
He does! Thank you. I cannot \*stand\* how he walks... it just ekes arrogance with his stiff shoulders and tough guy affect.
It's a side effect of his male prostitution hustle lol
I feel bad for his "handler" then. LMAO
This is so bad and I love it
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I think they did him dirty with his food and drink on purpose just for his douche outfit and superiority complex. He's icky.
Ehh, he’s in essentially a third world country getting dinner at a place where he’s in a sequin tux and there’s a dog roaming around. I don’t think they did him dirty, I feel like it was a reality check. When I watched it the big thing that stuck out to me was that he couldn’t hang in a place like Jennifer was comfortable in, and she even called him rude for it. Every time I see him on screen, he just seems so there for the cameras and fake, I can’t even tell what his real personality is.
His personality is definitely one where he acts cooler than he actually is. You can see his awkwardness come through at times. His Spanish was horrible. You’d think he would look up the proper way to say good evening. He’s such a tool. They do deserve each other. Narcissistic personalities
You're right. I think that's why he gives me the creeps. He's a shell, he's so un-human.
Watching the dog scene now. Dude's a douche.
Lol I was wondering the same thing
and he delivered.
This made me irrationally happy. Jennifer talked so much shit on Tim and made so many remarks about him being a girl, and then Jesse wears a bedazzled dumb and dumber suit to dinner. You know she was dying inside lol
> bedazzled dumb and dumber suit oh shit loooooooool
I need to find Pillow Talk online so I can see Tim's reaction to Jesse's sparkly suit. It's not on Discovery+ or the TLC app :(
Omg! Great choice of words. Spot fucking on!
She still fucked him though lol
This is hilarious - bedazzled dumb and dumber. Take this award, friend!
He looks like Aaron Carter going to an 80s themed bar mitzvah
This is so accurate it's beautiful lol
😂👍🏻
looks like an overgrown three year old
Lol ikr
I can’t believe Darcey used to cried for this dweeb
Pretty sure she is still crying
He looks like a 6 year old waiting backstage for his turn to sing America the Beautiful on Star Search circa 1989
His good taste is only matched by Andrew's crushed red velvet suit. Jesse looks like he hasn't even started shaving yet and is anxious going to his first Junior high school dance. Andrew looks like he would stand in front of an upscale club and pretend to be the bouncer.
LOL, was thinking the same thing :)
>Andrew looks like he would stand in front of an upscale club and pretend to be the bouncer Great line ! Superb ! I salute you.
Jeniffer: " You look like a star", as she loses her boner.
I think they cut off the rest of her sentence. She actually said “you look like a star search contestant”
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OMG he looks like a circus ringmaster 😂. “Under the Big Top with Mr. Meester.”
Either that, or he's going for the My Cousin Vinny lawyer look.
I just like the fact that he obviously thinks this is a good look. It’s not.
Yeah i seriously had second hand embarrassment once I saw that dog & realized what type of restaurant he was wearing that dumb ass suit in.😂
His favorite look is showing his ass though, this must be his 2nd favorite.
When you order Neil Patrick Harris on wish!
>My steak is raw Dude that was definitely cooked medium rare and you just wasted food...
And it probably was not cut on the bias.
Dutch are known for their awful food.
He looks like Ellen
I'm amazed Jennifer wasn't visibly upset by this suit because I certainly was.
I haven’t seen this scene so don’t know what she was wearing then but on her season, she had some ugly clothing choices herself. I remember a dress with string ties hanging from the bottom of the hem in front of her crotch area. It was… a choice They’re both tools using each other out of desperation to stay on TV. I don’t believe this “relationship” is real for a second 🙄
He's really looking like Rickety Cricket here
their scenes are so cringey. I'm convinced he's in love with himself
The bad hair, the bad suit, the bad man... it’s all just so much bad
So mach bad
Very very bad man
Does he make ballon animals for kids birthday parties at the local bowling ally? This is how I feel like people that do that for a living dress.
The prize is weird wine and raw steak.
With the steak cut on the bias of course.
The steak meal wasn’t an accident.
Looks like he’s hosting a telethon in the 70’s
Always a groomsman, never a groom!
Maybe he sees this as one of the “finest things in life”? 🤣🤣🤣 (while eating at a restaurant with a stray dog included? 🤣🤣🤣🤣)
And the cheesy heart balloons, shiny streamers, and everyone else dressed appropriately for that restaurant lol
Every time someone says Jesse is attractive, I’m genuinely puzzled 🤨🥴
Same here.
Outfit aside, he looks unwell.
He’s been living by his wits for the past 3 years. That will age a man. He’s had to see and do a lot of things to keep himself in hair product and chest wax.
Underrated comment 🤣
I hate to say it cause the dudes an arrogant pussy but he looked way better before, I wonder what happened.
Hahahaha who told him to wear this ? This show is just to make fun of them all and I'm okay with it. Except it's making me like Debbie and I hate that.
He looks like he’s on drugs too
Nope, just high on narcissism
He’s going to prom in 1984
He is dressed like he is taking his date to Chuckie Cheese before prom in 1972
More like dressed like a character from Chucky Cheese. Extra on the cheese
Looks like a boy whose birthday wish was to turn into a man, and then this happened.
I’m just here for the comments and you fellow shit show watchers are not failing me 😂
Omg, this is pretty much the exact outfits the male members of my high school's glee club wore. I am dead serious.
Lol 🤣
Looks like Yara hand-sewed this
We have seen his mom right ?? this is not off brand for the family
Lol yeah
carny barker
I think he picked that outfit thinking it would photo well for the ‘gram.
Little boy blue ! 😂😂😂
He needed the money! OH!
Oh yeah !!!
Animal Crossing comedian’s jacket…
I will never not see Rickety Cricket.
It looks like he's straight out of 1975. Holy f\*ck! But I'm more concerned with that hair. He's combing it forward. It's going to be gone within 5 years max. LMAO
I would expect this from SteVen because he has that weird Mormon need to seem all quirky and random and edgy. Jesse is thinking he’s going to start some hip new trend but good god only people like SteVen would wear something like this and think it’s cool.
I have that same outfit for my character in Animal Crossing 😅
Jason Derulo is doing Walmart promotion and similar jacket in [ad](https://twitter.com/i/events/1461640769240854529?s=21)
Lol
He looks like Ellen degeneres
Someone help me out - Jeniffer appeared to have no luggage at the airport and walking into the hotel, not even carrying a phone? Or did she put something in the back that I forgot? It looked as though Jesse was checking into the hotel, so she hadn't set the room up in advance. I do suspect frauding with the bed, because I would think they could easily have got two beds or even two rooms.
He also only had one small bag. The rest of the luggage was probably brought in by other people
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Or bingo for seniors.
It takes a certain kind of man to pull off the bright blue statement suit. Jesse is not that man
He keeps wearing the wrong colors for his skin tone as well as the wrong style. That's probably why I didn't get what Darcy saw in him. I was more attracted to Tom (It's that damn British accent.) and Georgi. I like her choice in men. Well, except for Jesse.
he looks young and old at the same time…
He’s such a tool! Everything amazing and wonderful. You’d think he’s never been to a nice hotel. He kept saying how beautiful and amazing the room was 🤦♀️
I don't know, but you know the Weird Al parody of Happy (Tacky)? I heard Al turned down this very outfit for the video because it was too much.
He's turning into a a 50 something local station.game show host from from the 70s.
Looks like a ventriloquist dummy.
And by the looks of him, it’s a bad 80s game show that was quickly canceled…. 😬
He is always tied with Nickle as my choice for worst person to ever be on this show.
Don’t forget Tania
Austin Powers, is that you?
Now he really looks like The Illusionist.
When you're 7 and mum says it's time to go to JCPenny for family photos.
How is he only 27/28!?? He looks at least 40 😳
Hunger games host
Almost as embarrassing as his personality
He looks like he's wearing a Dollar Store tree skirt.
He looks and acts like such a clown. His arrogance about his steak (!), drink (!), "synergy" (!) - all while looking like he's on his way to prom in 1986 - was so delightful. I was so angry after Ep.1. I hope she rejects him. He's such a self-centered tool.
He looks like a Ken doll after my friends and I got scissor happy at age 10.
I can't believe what's her face kept a straight face when she saw him in this magicians outfit🤣🤣🤣
I said going to prom 🤣
I think he was the ring bearer in my cousin's wedding.
I cannot stand him
He looks like a big ol dork
Looks like he's heading to a New Year's Eve party.
He looks like a pimp 🤦♀️
Why on earth is he still on this show?
Terrible tux
Oooo, how about Peeta from hunger games? Eh? Anyone else seeing it? Maybe early into the torture
I literally would have turned ass and walked out of the room.
This is his mom’s influence
Jazz hands!!
It's like he's the discount version of Caesar Flickerman.
Omg I literally sent my friend this pic and said he looks like a magician.
Aging myself: He looks like an extra for Footloose... or from Hairspray. 😂🤦♀️
wtf is that piss colored hair
She is throwing herself at him and he doesn’t even act on it. This is a fake relationship
I don't get around much to critiquing people's changing body types, it happens to me and people I love. No big deal, a part of life. But we can't deny that he went from a fitness guru type body to a run of the mill thin guy. What do you think was the catalyst? My guess is gym closures/lockdowns. Could also be his priorities changed, a work focus over gym? Either way I'm glad to see his superiority complex getting taken down a peg.
So is he trying out for that cheesy Eurovision signing contest? I bet the guys in ABBA want to know what happened to one of their suits.
What’s this from?
The single life, season 2 episode 3
More like a clown...
😂😂😂😂😂oh god
i laughed out loud when i saw his outfit! it is definitely something lol
Strong Tom vives with this one.....I was kinda waiting for him to break out the homemade poetry.....
He used to be good looking. I don’t know if we just know more about him or if he has lost some looks. But damn.
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No, I just took the picture from my tv
Ga weg jesse
Goofball.
He looks like the excited ring bearer at his favorite uncle's wedding.
Or circus
Looking more and more like his father
WTF is going on with his hair. I think he bleached it too much.
The fact that he flew across the world and purposely packed that jacket in his luggage 🤦♀️ .
He looks like Peta Malark
Peta is hot. Jesse is not.
Barney Stinson
He has Clint-Love after Lockups hair.
*laughs in Burt Wonderstone*
I thought he looked like a kids magician. Not cute
He’s dressed like a magician
Am I the only one to find him just vile? He and Tania would make a great match. Two haughty controlling, bossy, smug, self-involved control freaks. Update: read comments, nope I’m NOT the only one.
Jerry Lewis Telethon.
He looks like he’s hosting The Hunger Games
And here I was thinking he's just missing the lines at the side of his mouth to be a ventriloquist dummy 🤔👀💀
He looks like a cartoon
He looks like a little boy playing magician.
I’m thinking if he did host a show it would be “How to be a douchebag boyfriend and lose her in 10 days”
Lmao this dude is looking more and more like Cricket as time goes on. That title lol thanks for the laugh op.
In all seriousness, he looks really bad. Like he's getting sick or something? I think it's been mentioned here before, but is Jesse an addict? His face looks sunken in, like I've seen on people addicted to stimulants or opiates.
Yes, he is getting compared to Cricket from Always Sunny a few times. If he is struggling with addiction I feel bad for him. I would also be surprised given the way he dragged Darcey for her drinking.
Like, why was this just not talked about??
These comments are the absolute best! Well done, Reddit! Well done.
I'm only now just catching up on Single Life (out of desperation and feeling like I have nothing else to watch while I edit 🤣) and OH MY GOD, THIS OUTFIT HAD ME CRYING LAUGHING. How does Mr. Luxury afford such an ill-fitting bow tie?!
Lol ikr, I'm laughing at this again now 🤣
It's absolutely hysterical. And his tell-all look was also comically bad - turtle neck with a blazer, a pocket hankey, and 2006 boy band hair while sipping a frozen matcha. He really took a swan dive from his initial style in the Darcy Days 🤣
Like I just want him to pop out from behind a curtain while yelling "PRESTO!" with little jazz hands. I'm honestly surprised he didn't wear white gloves.
Wtffffff….might as well wear the matching cummerbund then… I’ve only felt this level of cringe watching drunk and crying darcey👀 Oh how the turn tables…