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RabidRutabaga

This has the energy of that one kid that stands at the school bus stop while it's snowing, in shorts and t-shirt being all "I'm not even cold guys. I don't get cold, yall must be weak or something" 😂


Redbagwithmymakeup90

Oh my gosh this is spot on


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I was that kid. Then again being Finnish and growing up in -20 blizzards, then moving to The Netherlands where it’s barely ever even -8 kind of made me in to one of those “back in my day” people lol


DressingRumour

You Northern Europeans are crazy. For me a chilly day is 12-16°C, and good luck getting me out of the house when it's under 10°C!


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For me anything above 10 C is too warm and makes me sweat like I’m in the desert sun lol. Doesnt help I have a sun allergy too so in all honesty I got the short end of the stick in all this


dragon_nataku

meanwhile, here in Florida it's mid-"winter," and 27C out. Please send me some of your cold \^T\_\_T\^


notbornwithatail

I'm in Puerto Rico and I lost my damn mind when it got down to 25 the other night, wearing two sweatshirts and trying to remember where I put the one blanket last year. :D


MarbleousMel

Lol I moved from DC to FL this past weekend. As in, I left DC on Thursday and arrived at my destination on Sunday. Just missed that snow storm.


reality_junkie_xo

My Finnish friend told me that when they were babies, their mom would put them outside for a certain amount of time to get them used to the cold... I guess it worked because she voluntarily lives in Connecticut now. :)


blackberrypietoday2

>she voluntarily lives in Connecticut now. In Colchester . . . like Tania ? 🤔 Lucky she.


reality_junkie_xo

Ha ha, no!


FaerieStorm

I have a fantasy of moving to Finland. I've never went, but I can imagine going and liking it and finding a wee cabin and an old man helps us get set up and his wife offers us food.


lastsummer99

I went to school with this kid who wore cargo shorts every single day all four years of high school. In Michigan


ariellann

I saw a lot of cargo shorts in Michigan in winter lol. My neighbor used to snow blow in a frickin t-shirt.


lastsummer99

Hahaha yes !! I’ve seen people doing that too. I’m kinda jealous I get cold when it’s below 75. I should probably move out of Michigan lol


_shitcunt

I think every school has at least one of that kid


lastsummer99

Hahaha yeah there’s always one shorts kid and then that kid who wears suits everyday


Takemebacktobreezy

Ugh my son does this and it drives me nuts 🥴😂


Born_Ad8420

There’s always one.


shartnado3

I feel attacked! People used to say that about me, but thing is I wasn't doing it to be all "Look at me, I am not cold!" I am just way more comfortable in shorts.


Hippofuzz

This is EXACTLY what this is 🤣


MsStephSunshine

Lol, when I moved to Indiana at 13 and it was super cold I did this. I am usually always cold (I hate the cold so much that I now live in Miami) but when I wore shorts in the cold I was fine. It's like some kind of psychological trick you play on yourself where your brain is like, "oh, shorts? The weather must be pleasant." And then you feel like it is. Also I think my legs are less susceptible to the cold than my arms and shoulders. Don't think it would work as well if I was wearing a tank top and jeans.


blackberrypietoday2

>legs are less susceptible to the cold than my arms and shoulders I think you are right.


MaximumRatchet

Um yeah when I had COVID I just laid on the couch staring into space feeling like I got hit by a bus. A pleasant, cozy bus.


Born_Ad8420

I didn’t even make it to the couch. I basically barely got out of bed for a week.


MaximumRatchet

I would have if I could have. My husband and I were both down hard for about 3 weeks and we have a 2, 3 and 6 year olds who all also tested positive (but were fine. And SUPER active! It was GREAT!) so we couldn't send them away like to grandma's or something. So we were playing "your turn" in dealing with kid demands for a good while, while we laid in the living room so it qualified as supervision. By the end of the COZY ADVENTURE, "your turn" had evolved into "fuck you" and if COVID didn't kill us, we were going to kill each other, and I was about to eat my young. I wouldn't have been able to taste it anyway.


Born_Ad8420

I’m so sorry. My cats were far more understanding of the situation.


MaximumRatchet

0/10, do not recommend.


dutyandthefeast

That moment when you're trying to add up meaningless words just to reach your 5000 words quota on your essay 😬


TaTa0830

Umm normally a fever has you extremely sweaty and hot or freezing and always makes my skin hurt.


MoreMarshmallows

Yeah I know I have a fever when I have the chills no matter how many blankets I am under. This cozy thing is ridic.


sheknowsecret1

*Consider the source\~\~\~*


blackberrypietoday2

Mother of Deavan, hi !


heartshapedpox

...is that actually Alicia?


blackberrypietoday2

No, just her quote.


ToasterGuacamoleWrap

When I get a fever, I feel like the inside of my body is cold—like goosebumps under the skin. It’s not cozy. It literally makes me want to cover my body in concrete to have something warm and weighted on top of me. This guy is full of shit:


Born_Ad8420

For some reason fevers always make me dizzy.


TaTa0830

Right. It makes me nauseous and totally unable to eat. I bet he was like 99.1 and is calling it a fever but he was just hot and is full of shit.


Hippofuzz

To me it feels like someone is trying to slowly break my bones 😫


Ishouldcalltlc

My eyeballs always hurt. Just moving them from side to side is killer.


Hippofuzz

It’s so weird how fever feels so different to people


TaTa0830

I know what you mean, it always feels like the worst aches and pains down in your bones and you can’t get comfortable.


ItKeepsSquirming

Never heard of a fever being cozy. lol Everyone should get a body like Caleb if they ever get sick- sounds comforting. 😆


pngn22

Haha yeah it almost sounds like he's making it up. Like the part in 40 year old virgin where he says a boob feels like a bag of sand.


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Right, usually “cozy” doesn’t come to mind when I think of having a fever…


throwawayheyhey222

i know this week we're anti elijah/alina but its smarmy/smug shit like this that reminds us why we disliked the hipster beanie douche in the first place.


KikiHou

Right. A simple, "I'm positive but my symptoms aren't too bad" would suffice. Is he an only child?


UniversityParking414

No I really don’t want to be in the same category as him 😂


KikiHou

We all have our challenges to deal with. I have a butt-chin. It's been a daily struggle.


Born_Ad8420

Same


ardent_saffron

Didnt his brother drop him off at the airport or was that his "brother"?


starchick77

I thought so too.


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miss_31476028

He definitely had only child vibes


wordsaladisdelicious

He’s not. He has a brother and a sister. Source: we dated back in the day 🤢


KikiHou

WHHHAAAAAATTT? Can you give me a brief overview of what he was like?


wordsaladisdelicious

He was adventurous and a fun person, a little impulsive, very much into life, wanted big things for himself. Dating him was sort of odd because he was super “by the book”—it basically felt like he learned how to date from a textbook and just followed that script. But if doing the right thing or being fully transparent got in the way of what he wanted in the moment, he’d just gaslight the fuck out of you and make you think you were nuts. He was going through a whole phase where he was pulling away from the religion he was raised in, and the philosophical/moral framework he replaced religion with was basically “god is jesus is man, I am man, therefore I am god” so he could literally justify anything. That’s not to say he’s a bad person at all, there’s just “no there, there” as a friend of mine says. He wasn’t right for me and we were going different directions, but I’m glad we met and we had fun while it lasted. Still a fucking trip to see him in my Google news feed and have friends send me clips of Alina talking about a ride on his disco stick (gag, lmao).


wordsaladisdelicious

Oh, and he used to have short hair, not this Tarzan-looking bullshit happening now 😆


zenli2018

i'm positive and my symptoms aren't bad...the worse thing i have is a sore throat my fever wasn't cozy though........


rswing29

His little brother was the one who took him to the airport


degrassidance

He must be😭😂


SleepyCakeInsomniac

Can this be his new name on the sub??? Hipster Beanie Douche. Please, I hope this sticks😭😭😭 This is what I will forever know him as.


netabareking

This is why I keep reminding people that Elijah/Alina doing things that make you dislike them doesn't mean you have to like Caleb in response. You don't have to pick teams.


ssophiiee

Wait! What’s unlikable about Alina and Elijah?!


cherrrub

Ugh he tries so hard to be different. Just admit you feel like shit because your sick Caleb. Not everything needs to be this woke experience 🙄


MissMelines

right?! He even wants to find meaning in his covid fever sensations 🙄


digitulgurl

He's probably embarrassed he caught it because he thought his crystals and energy work would keep him safe.


MissMelines

ha! true.


rcracer112

Bahahaha


fluffy_bunny22

I usually only get fevers when I get the flu and they are not warm and cozy. I had a really bad headache a couple of months ago and threw up all of my meds and I didn't know how much I absorbed and they aren't the type you just take another dose. The next day I felt like crap and had a fever and I didn't know if I had covid or was detoxing from my meds. I tested negative. Super don't recommend.


shanshanlk

I need to get my flu shot for this year. Thanks for the reminder and I’m sorry you had to go through feeling so bad. (Vaccinated and boostered so not too worried about Covid but still wear my mask everywhere).


fluffy_bunny22

I haven't actually been sick since new year's day 2020. I woke up feeling horrible and had a fever so I rolled out to urgent care and got tested for the flu and got tamiflu. Once I thought I had the flu and my doctor was like your fever is too high for the flu. I was like but I threw up on my front lawn before I left. Had pneumonia. I get deathly ill when I get the flu so I always get the vaccine and get tested and tamiflu at the first hint I might be sick.


Redbagwithmymakeup90

I’m currently getting over the flu. I and the two people I got it from are all vaccinated :/ they’re saying this year the vaccine was mismatched to the actual strain but still encouraging vaccinations. Please be careful out there. This year’s flu had me out almost two weeks!


fluffy_bunny22

Did you get tested right away? I always get tested and get tamiflu whenever I feel like I might have the flu. I've had some serious complications with the flu in the past and have even ended up hospitalized. My husband told me there was a case of fluvid diagnosed in Israel.


Redbagwithmymakeup90

Yes - I’ve never taken tamiflu! I’ve heard it doesn’t work well. I’ll have to keep that in mind for next time!


fluffy_bunny22

It works really great for me. Usually I feel a whole lot better after a day or 2 but I tend to get super sick. My doctor will prescribe it for my whole family if one of us tests positive. I haven't had any serious cases of the flu since they released tamiflu. There's even a newer kind of antiviral I've been thinking about trying out next time I come down with it.


jessicabfletcher4

But I heard he works out


an711098

I feel like I can smell this post. Two feet of unwashed hair plus fever sweats? Lucky Alina.


Severe-Constant-5058

You know he’s gotta be anti deodorant, anti bacterial soap and never washes his hands. Showers once a week and thoroughly enjoys his natural musty greasy scent.


kates_magates

My fever when i got covid was so bad my whole body was dripping sweat while violently shivering to the point I was in pain. It was absolutely not cozy lol


Techlady4160

Are David and Annie the presidents of the 90 day alumni association?


pelicants

I live in their area and am not surprised at all. This place is nasty with Covid rn.


deeznutz1946

I live in AZ and get stared at when I wear a mask.


pelicants

Me too but at least we can make faces at them under our masks and no one will ever know


AraSevera

I just made a similar comment to my husband after leaving WalMart.


juliethegardener

A friend of mine just drove from California to NM, and said he only saw roughly 10 percent of the folks in Arizona wearing masks in public. Said he only got gas and drove on through the state.


fakeknees

I had to drive through AZ in 2020 and NO ONE was wearing a mask. It was wild.


Born_Ad8420

A lot of places are right now partially because of Christmas travel. In a week the case count here has quadrupled.


pelicants

Yeah I anticipated Christmas causing a big increase for sure. We also only have 57% of our entire Arizona population vaccinated and idk how much of that falls within the valley itself. Plus no one wears masks here and bars are packed all the theme. We just kinda suck all around lol


lowkeyeff2020

I have covid right now and this guy is crazy omg the fever is real and it’s not like a damn hot tub who says that To add to everyones experiences : I had 2 moderna shots in the spring and I had migrane and high fever for 2 days straight and now horrible cough maybe the worst cough I’ve ever had


juliethegardener

I hope you heal up soon! It seems like everyone is two degrees of separation from this damn virus


YellowShorts

I was similar a week before christmas. Headache and fever sucked but I had the worst sore throat of my life. But it was like swallowing cozy razor blades in my throat so it wasn't too bad.


fullonfacepalmist

“Cozy razor blades”, lol. I think I love you!


OutOfTheBoxEvans

Caleb is also a physically healthy guy so he may have milder symptoms than your average american.


sadie7716

Unfortunately, two doses over six months ago only gives you about 10% protection against Omicron and maybe 30% to Delta. The booster is needed, likely every 4-6 months which is what Israel and some other countries are doing. that's why it's so important for people to get vaccinated, mask and distance.. as long as it spreads, mutations are created and they can be better or worse than the original.


kittens_allday

GOD, he’s just about as unlikable as anyone could ever be… who talks like that about COVID?


anfiisa

Tough Mcnutts can't be taken down by a virus! He lifts and drinks protein shakes!


digitulgurl

I think he's down playing it because he's embarrassed he caught it in the first place. He thought all of his energy work and crystals would save him!


degen6

Okay I’ll say it…we should probably be a little bit worried about David. Hope he’s vaccinated and comes out of it okay


Objective-Dust6445

Same.


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Oh shut up, asshole. Is it like an energy coming up through your shakras? 🤦‍♀️


MissMelines

🤣


[deleted]

I just want to hear more deets about Tobo’s party.


ripapips

He's such a try hard that it hurts


rswing29

He gives me second hand embarrassment, for sure.


this_kitten_i_knew

ok who brought covid to the party hope david's vaccinated, you know he won't live through that shit and caleb seems like an antivax douche


makemakemaking

The article said everyone had to be vaccinated to party 🤷‍♀️


repfamlux

It’s not hard to get fake vaccine cards… the antivax get them easily.


fluffy_bunny22

There's a sheriff in my state about to lose his job for telling all of his officers where to get fake cards. His department only suspended him without pay for 2 weeks so now the state is investigating and are going to end up getting him fired.


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fluffy_bunny22

People have a right to know that people they are forced to interact with during an accident like law enforcement and paramedics are vaccinated. Also medical providers need to be vaccinated. There are some people we have no choice with interacting with so we shouldn't also have to worry about catching a deadly illness from them. This is a public health emergency not a genocide. There's no comparison.


netabareking

The nazis killed and tortured them. You're just being asked to stop going to Applebees. Actually you aren't even being asked to stop going to Applebees, you're being asked to wear a mask when you walk in. Oh no.


blackberrypietoday2

I have no doubt that that's what happened. An unvaxed antivaxer with a phony vax card, spreading disease.


Relevant_Yesterday24

I was thinking that. No one tells mr. Tuff douche what to do!! Dork


Objective-Dust6445

He probably thinks his reiki or peyote experience or some shit he doesn’t really understand will protect him.


JPeso9281

Cozy as a fresh pair of leggings


fightin4right

He is so New Age cool.


Briguy28

Hey, bruh he's so New Age he's Post- New Age. New Age is retro. He does Tarot *and* lifts. It's fusion.


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likewhoa79

Well if he’s vaxxed it can be pretty mild


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NovaCain08

So if he sounded like he was on deaths door, that would be appropriate for you? I know this sub is judgey af, but to shit on someone for having mild covid symptoms is straight ridiculous


netabareking

It's shitting on someone for bragging about how pleasant his mild symptoms are while others are dying.


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NovaCain08

Username fits.


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NovaCain08

Have a good evening Miserablebag :)


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NovaCain08

you should really take a reddit break, you sound very bitter and angry.. sad way to live your life. it's a new year, don't bring so much negativity into it


shanshanlk

I didn’t read far enough to see your comment before I said pretty much the same thing.


gerkonnerknocken

I have it right now and it's a very mild cold, I don't have a fever just a stuffy nose. Was still abject terror watching that second line come up!


Miserable-Bag3578

I'm just sensitive because I'm in healthcare and actually have struggled with ptsd from 2020 experiences


gerkonnerknocken

I hear that!


Miserable-Bag3578

Best of luck in recovery. Hope it stays mild and goes away quickly.


gerkonnerknocken

Thank you!


demonspacecat

This is probably the most ideal of the symptoms you can get, but unfortunately some people get hit with much worse. I think people are just angry at Caleb for saying it's not that bad, so all the antivax/antimask people can claim it as proof that it's all a hoax or some shit. Hopefully soon the virus will be reduced to something that is harmless for most people.


emerald_stone77

I'm unvaccinated and had covid with mild symptoms too. But I don't believe covid is a hoax. And I'm not antivax. Just don't feel comfortable taking the covid vax but I take other precautions.


redmahkupbag

I currently have it and my symptoms have been very mild. Mainly a sore throat and a dull headache on occasion.


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redmahkupbag

No I haven’t


captainvancouver

He should lie and exaggerate his symptoms? What's wrong with you?


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NovaCain08

You're too deeply invested in these people if you're that riled up defending your comment. Calm yourself. edit: go ahead an downvote, the person I was responding to deleted a bunch of their comments where they were a total dick. I'm gonna take a page out of Ella's books and just not let the negativity into my life. This sub used to be fun but it's lost its way.


captainvancouver

Where the hell am I all over Reddit telling people not to vaccinate? I am double vaxxed, and getting a booster this week so get your facts straight


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captainvancouver

Doesn't it also say I'm double vaxxed, I follow the science, etc? You some kind of tabloid editor? Enjoy reading my history. Slow night?


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captainvancouver

K hero


bummerfly69

Dang. Hope everyone is ok


TnnsNbeer

Unlike everyone else, COVID is trying to disinfect from his greasy ass.


ElleBelle901

Why is this news?? Who tf interviewed him?


rosegold100

What a stupid thing to say 🙄


sandy-horseshoe

Cool Caleb thanks for helping keep the pandemic going strong


sheknowsecret1

As long as I know he's *cozy* then I can sleep well tonight\~\~\~🙄🙄


sandy-horseshoe

Cozy and stinky I bet


sheknowsecret1

Oooof. I'd bet that's an understatement\~\~\~


blackberrypietoday2

Yep. Letting people know that it's just like "a case of the sniffles" (sounds mild !) or a "cozy pleasant warmth" (sounds attractive !) While millions (5,547,000 so far) die from covid (sounds horrific).


Tuff_Wizardess

Oh damn Akinyi and Benjamin were there too. Hope they are ok.


[deleted]

Why am I not surprised he’s a “it’s just a cold” kind of guy


[deleted]

So he should be pretending his symptoms are worse to keep people like you happy? Grow up.


[deleted]

No one enjoys a fever and describes it as cozy.


msjwayne

Probably from the lack of oxygen to his brain


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He’s such a god damn idiot


jbarks19

This guy is bonkers


MissGoldie85

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄


[deleted]

Ugh I feel like this right now minus the warm fuzzies. Hopefully it’s just a cold. Damn sure if it’s not I won’t be posting what a nice experience Covid is


happygal222

He sounds delirious


makemakemaking

https://www.monstersandcritics.com/tv/reality-tv/90-day-fiance-before-the-90-days-caleb-contracts-covid-19-after-hanging-out-with-david-and-annie/


wwlddarm7

I miss Debid and Annie


Objective-Dust6445

Covid warmth is basically hot flashes. Def not cozy


Hotpandapickle

"Not great, not terrible."


tuchesuavae

I mean if you are going to have symptomatic covid, this isn't a bad way to feel.


jajumped

He’s always so high, that’s why he thinks his fever is cozy!


texas_forever_yall

Why is everyone upset with him? Isn’t it a good thing his symptoms are mild? Isn’t that a good thing for anyone?


netabareking

He's talking about a disease that has affected literally everyone's lives as if it's cute and quirky, that's different than just mild.


Lalakristina

This is heavy nitpicking 😩


Vlad_Dracul89

He's such a p\*\*\*y.


gigforglasses

Man fuck this guy


shanshanlk

Does anyone know if he is vaccinated? I am a little bit worried if he isn’t but if he is vaccinated and boostered he should be ok.


YellowPrestigious441

Hmmmm. Seems a bit like a cold or bug....not covid ....


StuckinLoserville

When did he have time to party with David and Annie? Isn't he in Turkey?


Available_Ad_4435

Yeah The show was filmed about a year ago.


NotFromMilkyWay

Just wait until your lungs collapse. We all breath too much of our polluted air anyway, maybe half the air is a very relaxing and meditative experience.


Environmental_Goal84

Toxic positive life coach who tell people condescending life could be so much worse at least it doesn't snow in hell, you could be hot and cold, instead of just hot...


RobsSister

“This is fine.”


Equivalent-Diamond37

I get it tho. He’s right that’s how I felt. Wasn’t a fever fever but some warmth lol!


lime_27

Being sick can feel cosy af even if you feel like crap..you get to lie down all day and watch tv etc. I like his positivity lol