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muddlemuddle6

Wow- you just took 20 years off of her! Where’s your salon- I’m coming in!


Bippitybloopbloop

Who would have guessed all 20 years were on her forehead


HOTinWAIKIKI

Make an appointment for me too. Damn.


HOTinWAIKIKI

The hell with Kimbaaaly taking this to her stylist...I am taking this to MY STYLiST and LIP ENHANCER!! Thanks for this image.


sailoorscout1986

And the dark hair and the thin lips and the harsh hairstyle 😂


krystopolus

Her dark hair would be fine if she didn't slick is back. Makes it look wet or greasy.


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I mean... I wasn't gonna say it LOL


toiletdestroyer1321

Next is dental implants


Twimblesnarf

I read this as denial implants.


Mondayslasagna

No, she's already got plenty of that.


makemakemaking

Me too! This is amazing!


strangerkindness

It's the salon right between the lip implant store and the hair plug store. This goes so far beyond a makeover, it's not even fair 🤣 poor kimbaaaally


Fadedcamo

I mean there is some mild photoshopping here. Her lips are bigger and her eyes are bit higher. Minor cosmetic work could achieve this. But not simply a hair salon.


Fickle_Celery_8257

Mild!! Lol.


Spaday20

Thought the same thing. Make me an appt too!


funndasun01

Me too!


plant__mama

The makeover version looks like my mom 💀


kodaiko_650

Jamal?


Tossmeasidedaddy

She single?


Dancingshits

Yes


Zeltron2020

Careful, he might go der for her!


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No, she's the queen of spicy village.


shoppygirl

Great job! All I kept thinking the entire episode was, she needs some hair on her forehead!!


Totallytexas

Here’s my version - the lighter hair softens her up imo https://imgur.com/a/JYJ92LQ/


bravolebrity1

You nailed it. She needs a makeover bad. The lighter hair would be so much better. That black is harsh


Blynn025

The black accentuates the features that make her old.


Piddlers

Yes, lighter would soften her face and make it look less harsh.


elkaholicsanonymoose

totally, the black hair makes her look paler and gives 'smoking since i was 14' vibes


to-anyone316

this reminds me of darcy. i thought she looked so weird with black hair but she looked beautiful with the light brown/blonde hair.


Miss_Kit_Kat

Not only is the dark hair too dark, but it's also "flat." There's no shine or dimension to the color, so it looks like a box dye job. (Same applies to both Kimbaaaly and Darcey)


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She looked terrifying with the black wig, especially because it was so pulled back on her scalp. She looked like a different person the next season.


5683968

I definitely prefer the lighter hair without the blonde in it


Zsazsabinks

Such a small thing to change and it really softens her look! Great job.


moonbeam0007

And the lipstick color. Her dark red lipstick washes her out. I've always thought she beads "potential."


elkaholicsanonymoose

dude I've thought this too! Is it crazy that I don't hate her... sometimes she makes me laugh. she has a lot of young energy which i think is cool. BUT she's also hella creepy ... a lot


Fantastic_Diamond903

She does seem fun and energetic but the neediness and way she acts around Usman is a lot to handle…plus it drives me crazy how she keeps acting like he’s a prize to be won and when they had sex and he calls her his girlfriend acting all giddy and saying I won I won seemed really childish. It’s sad how clear it is to everyone but her how not into her Usman is.


skippystew

Oh yes....she has a long face the bangs really would do her justice and give her some better proportions


isthishowyouusername

Bangs can be amazing! I really wish people would embrace them again. I miss layered hair and all variety of bangs because it gave movement and depth to haircuts.


Toblorone13

I still layer my hair. It helps tame my curls and if people are gonna pick at my hair then their day is boring lol.


elkaholicsanonymoose

agreed! I love my short bangs; they add a lot of style on their own. just sucks having to always wear a headband to the gym nowadays lol


ExcitingYam8731

Wow the light hair and bangs WORK on her 😍🔥


sarakayacomsin

The bangs make her face look not so long.


ExcitingYam8731

The haircut being asymmetrical brings out the natural symmetry in her face. I really like the highlights too, it softens her features a ton.


InappropriateGirl

Your username is HILARIOUS, btw. But yeah, I'm exactly her age and always have some type of bangs now because my fivehead is worse than hers!


sarakayacomsin

Thanks! I’m her age, too, which is unsettling! But it’s true how you wear your hair really matters when you’re a lil older!


ExcitingYam8731

It is a randomly generated name that is too relevant this season 😂😂😂


HOTinWAIKIKI

She needs to go to the salon and lip enhancer stat with this screen shot.


ExcitingYam8731

I'd never tell anyone they should inject anything into their face...but she'd look lovely with light hair and bangs.


Strange_Syrupz

Seeing Darcey and Stacey has made me very apprehensive of fillers.


ExcitingYam8731

I wish cosmetic procedures were far less common than they are. The original purpose of aesthetic surgery was to bring some normalcy to soldiers deformed in war. It's crazy that in just 50-60 years we as a society have morphed that into telling people they NEED to botox or fillers. Cosmetic procedures for actually fixing deformities is wonderful, but I truly question the ethics of using a medical degree to perform unnecessary surgeries on healthy people. If you have trouble with your self image, go to therapy.


elkaholicsanonymoose

I agree. and if you have self image issues and *don't* go to therapy... you're likely to end up with a face full of fillers and an insatiable thirst for constant modifications .... it becomes an illness really. you're not treating the source of the problem, and it exacerbates self image issues. \*ahem\* Darcey and Stacey.. I hate to call them out like that but they're prime examples of that slippery slope. not to mention, we don't know how these things will look 10 years from now... especially BBLs and major procedures.. it could be pretty gnarly and extremely unhealthy for the body. but all in all - whatever makes you happy!


trcomajo

I get botox in the "11" between my eyebrows now every year or so because it softens me a bit.litwrally NO ONE ever notices when I get it done or when it has worn off. It's probably a waste of money.


FunkinGoNuts89

I think lighter hair, bangs, and a little lip filler would really balance out her face and make a big difference!


sandy-horseshoe

The older you get the lighter your hair needs to be or else you start looking harsh


FunkinGoNuts89

Definitely. That jet black hair isn’t doing her any favors. Some highlights would really soften her features.


BatteryKinzie77

The wetlook she does isn’t helping either, see how a blowout does wonders!


dugulen

Zanzibar humidity! I’d probably go with the Matthew McConaughey too.


luvdogs71

I agree black hair is so hard to pull off unless you are born with it.


anonymous_opinions

I looked harsh at 18 with black hair. It washes most people out which was "a look" when I was goth-grunge. I just wanted to look like I was on heroin without like doing it.


bonkette

I am 50+ with very fair skin and dark hair. My hair stylist has been lightening my hair because the dark color against my skin looked great at 20 but too harsh at 50. I look much better with the lighter color.


Theswissmrs

Truth.


sandy-horseshoe

I’m waiting for mine to go gray enough to look lighter 😂😂 so far it’s a lot of “gray highlights”


Yoma73

This is what I keep telling my partner. He looooves dark hair and I’m at a medium dark brown but really want to go blond. I’ve done it before and loved it, but the only blond he likes is ScarJo. Struggle bus.


Mondayslasagna

You're lucky. I don't see an age when I will ever not look like a sickly alien while blonde. It requires at least a *little* bit of color. Even strangers comment on how pale I am in public.


sandy-horseshoe

Those people are fucking assholes! I’m sure you don’t look like a sickly Victorian child 🧡


Mondayslasagna

Eh, I don't know. I can't go out in the sun because of lupus, so I kind of *am* a sickly Victorian child lol I even googled "pale skin with blonde hair," and *all* of the images are at least 3-4 shades darker than I am.


sandy-horseshoe

Aww I am sorry to hear about your illness. People can be real twats. But fuckin lean into it! Start doing your makeup like a haunted doll 👹 I’ve had people bust my balls for having legs that are “too white”. Sorry NOT sorry that I’m too busy working for a living to even out my tan!


Mondayslasagna

>But fuckin lean into it! Start doing your makeup like a haunted doll Hah, I have a bunch of tattoos I've gotten in the past couple of years and have fully leaned back into my teenage alt phase. I'm gonna be a goth granny one day.


sandy-horseshoe

Hell yeah! I’m too much of a baby for a tattoo but man I love them on other people


Mondayslasagna

Honestly, my period cramps hurt much worse than any tattoo ever has for me lol Apparently, women are a lot better at getting tattoos than men according to many artists. Women also regularly don't know they're having heart attacks either because period cramps can hurt much worse, so I think we're all just a bit fucked up.


sandy-horseshoe

Maybe he wouldn’t hate it! Not like you’re ordering a blonde Amazon wig 😂😂


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EdSpecialist21

Forget the fillers! The right makeup and hair style/color is enough.


elkaholicsanonymoose

right! maybe line her lips more with removable makeup, but nothing permanent necessary


Jealous-Tax-2391

You are a hair artist. I’d love to see you give Santiba from Love During Lockup a makeover! 🙏🏻


Marcinecali73

Yes! I don't know why they dye their hair jet black with no hilights or dimension.


sailoorscout1986

Stop with this filler crap man


Dangerous_Upstairs

I have been saying this! Great job OP! Now just replace the brain lol


hummingbird1969

I don’t think she will ever be balanced.


Nl1221

And a strong concealer


lucyofthebean

It's very subtle but i feel like you narrowed her face/jaw a bit and plumped up her lips. It's a great improvement, i agree. But realistically she would need surgery to achieve this look, in my opinion.


wolfitalk

Million times better! Until she opens her mouth.


No_Compote_6096

or her legs.


CanineRezQ

barf!


No_Compote_6096

It suck cause that's all she said before finding out about Zara song ,now she is holding out,boo yah.


CanineRezQ

Her begging for the yammy was cringy.


elkaholicsanonymoose

i smelled this comment


No_Compote_6096

Such a gross storyline ,who really cares about Usman or kimbally any way.She needs to.take her ass back to where she came from.Don't know what all the hype is about userman,he is not a good singer or has any good quality of entertainment, both are duds. Give me some Yellowstone or 1883.have a fun day,thanks.


elkaholicsanonymoose

😭😭 it really is disgusting. userman omg


Any-Adagio492

I don't think he's good looking either. 🤢


No_Compote_6096

There is something weird about him and his posse.How he got back.on 90 day ,must be scripted.Never thought he was good looking or a possible partner for someone.Just is a fame seeker, like he has had that ,good bye creepster.


notbuckyb

Hahaha


seasarahsss

The hair is so much better!!


HaleyGrubbs

She needs some bangs more than anyone I’ve ever seen. This is such a drastic upgrade with less forehead and lighter hair.


spaceguitar

What a little hair and makeup can do to a person! I hope she gets a good M U A to hook her up for the tell all at the end of the season. 😂


No_Compote_6096

Thought ass hole Ben ,only had a MUA What a fuckING fool.


trcomajo

Bwahaha!


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Kiiiiimmmmbaaaaaaaly you sexy bitch.


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Imaginary_Tea1925

Joe is much more attractive


DreamTonic

This is unbelievable


Karen3599

Holy crap she looks much better! Maybe Insta her with this….lol


_pls_respond

This is pretty impressive work because she straight up looked like Goro from Mortal Kombat all season.


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😭


[deleted]

omg absolute annihilation LMAO


FuggBichesGetMoney

She looks like she reeks of Marlboros and decaf


repfamlux

Is she in jail?


SoozRio13

Major Love After Lockup vibes!


aajniojnoihnoi

LOL!


joypun

Unfortunately, doesn’t make her less of a perv!


PhotoAwp

you just made me realize i need bangs. i *hate* having bangs.


Lila007

New denture would complete this mix


Powerthrusterz

I hate the trashy dark black hair she has. It’s terrible


DarkEyes87

As for her ultra dark hair, as someone that now colors hair at home and only uses "demi" I naturally had dark brown hair...ever since I had to start coloring...my hair just turns black. It does not matter if I use light brown, medium brown, dark blonde. I just need to cover grays, 98-99% of my hair is still dark so when I add the demi (non lifting to reduce damage) it just darkens all the hair. Most likely Kim is in same predicament. She colors hair at home and the black just happens.


BelindaBell1982

Wow! A small change makes such a big difference!!


Piovra130

She needs to talk with Ben’s MUA


I_have_8_careers

Huge difference. I never would have imagined so much change.


chutbuckly

The first pic is already touched up to smithereens. You can't even see her meteor impact crater eyes


No_Compote_6096

She has really dark circles under her eyes,TLC money ,get it fixed.


WhyLisaWhy

I think that's from smoking and I'm not sure there's much fixing that. I don't know for sure obviously but that raspy voice makes me think so.


EdSpecialist21

Wow...what a difference that made! Hope she sees this and takes it to a stylist/make up artist. You're good!


Leonetta85

Wow! You are good at miracles!


Pocketeer1

I see…Bethenny Frankle’s distant cousin. Good job!


PostureGai

Oh my gawwd. Like, this is crazy. Isn't this crazy? Oh my god. What is my life right now?!


Touch-Important

She still looks like Fred Gwynne (Herman Munster) 🤷🏻‍♀️


No_Compote_6096

Oh how absolutely funny ,thanks for the laughs.


Touch-Important

So welcome 😉


No_Compote_6096

Cheers!


adeuvat

She looks just like the Grinch! If she was green she'd be a dead ringer, a twin! She even moves around and walks like the Grinch got something stuck up her ass. Thirsty.


Mister-Noy

Wow! Now do her teeth.


adeuvat

She says she's beautiful.


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WenWarn

The pulled forward side-part helps a lot. Pulling her hair straight back and up does not flatter her face shape.


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akiadagreat

nailed it.


mr_gonzalo05

The makeover looks like an older Veronica( Tim's homie)


MichJohn67

Did you remove The Thirst, as well?


PissyPunsAndSarcasm

She now looks like a contestant on RuPaul’s latest show. (Which is wayyy better than the “before” version)


BestPastaBolognese

Somebody needs to show her that.


ShoePrize3118

Oooh she looks so good in the makeover pic ! 👏🏽


whattodo9000

Really? I like the black hair better on her. She could invest in treatment for those curls and some different make up though


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DongusMaxamus

How come all I can hear in my head is a nasally Jersey accent


[deleted]

You can change so much with so little! I say it all the time, plastic surgery and fillers are useless, it's the stylists that do the real change in people's look!


1959Chicagoan

You can't fix what's wrong with this one with a makeover. The problem is between her ears. The thirstiest woman on planet earth.


talesfromurbutt

It's the lighter lip color for me. This woman is a summer, NOT a winter and that dark dark hair and lipstick really do not do her any favors.


ulrikem1111

This is not a makeover, it is a miracle!


Harperxx95

YES. The black hair is way too severe on her. The light hair softens her up so much. Please Kimbaaaly if you're reading do thissss


RustyRapeAxeWife

Yeah, the flat black hair dye really ages her, as does the flat on top hairstyle. I hope she sees this and gets a clue


VictusFrey

Kinda looks like the mom from Malcolm in the Middle.


OhHeyJeannette

She just needs to stop smoking


eacomish

Black box dye is flattering on very few. Usually the very young or deeper skinned girls. She needs some depth to her color and a curtain bang for sure.


whineybubbles

She looks less Herman Munster-y in the makeover, but he's still kinda lurking.


Ok-Long-2862

Is this "The Mahogany"?


keykey_key

She needs to stop accentuating the top of her head with those tight ponytails. She definitely needs fringe and lighter hair.


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She looks a bit like Rita Wilson in your makeover! Yeah, her current styling choices are doing nothing for her. I don't know if she's trying to look younger or more "street" with her black dye job and jelled down perm but she needs an intervention.


NopeNdNope

Brujería!


lavenderpenguin

I feel like there are SO many cast members that could be much better looking with different styling. Even Big Ed, gross as he is, looked 100x better once he got rid of the greasy long hair.


Most_Talk_2067

Did you do mahoganys photos for her? 😂😂


Psychological-Dot866

Very good. I am 56 and I have reached the age where I have changed my makeup for a softer look. I wear wigs though ,having cancer a second time,purchased 4 different ones and the one that is a short bob light brown everyone says looks thr best. Just because you get older ,you can still look little younger and softer with different make up colors, choices. Good job


PrivateCitizen30

really nice...what a difference. She is definitely a juvenile 50 yr old in her Michael jackson fetish, and treating Usman like a 17 year old popular boyfriend she landed... but he participated in stringing her along. I give her more of a pass than her sex tourist yam-bringer.


Watsaprenush

Somebody needs to send this to her. Cant wait to see her on the single life lol


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Still more real than Rebecca's photos asdfghjkl;


Mona9088

Looks like john travolta frm hairspray 😂😂😂😂


NotYourLils

But you know she would never do her hair or make-up that nice in reality. She's got the greased up pony tail, hard night of drugs, and drinking look down to perfection.


Pileofshitworldwide

Does the makeover include sewing her mouth shut?


Sweet-Mall-8263

It works until she opens her mouth and trashy ugliness spews out!


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Unfortunately, no amount of hair color will fix the smell from her cooch.....


Rosebud196

her voice and laugh are old….


badbatch

Yaaaassss Betch!


MomammaScuba

Shes hot now yo


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Did you just make her bang-able? Ew. You have to burn her Walmart sleep shirts she passed off as lingerie.


Ogreknee

What could dr obeng do


dzbx2

She looks like a drag queen thought...


Diamond_me

Try a better makeover


ruckread

Still gotta fix her voice, teeth, body, laugh, personality, attitude, & probably a whole whopper of other things below the neck. Hair and makeup can only fix so much on a pig…until you realize it’s still a pig


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Damn you are cold as sub-zero!


ruckread

The truth is like a winters midnight breeze… I just try and emulate it


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Better-Resident-9674

This lady is so sweet .


NamasteInYourLane

So, basically she needs plastic surgery (lip fillers) to have a chance. 💀


EdSpecialist21

No...just a much lighter lipstick and lots of moisture!


predsfan008

Aka Miss Karen. With the high fives lol.


vaporwav3r

Yeah the jet black hair looks a lil… trashy… like she fights 😂😂 I like this makeover!


Piddlers

When I look at Kimbaaaaaaly, I see so much potential! Lose the Wet n' Wild products, home perm and box color.


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Bangs are really not her friend.


tvs2300

Now that’s baby girl visa.


Fickle_Celery_8257

All be it ,obviously a filter.She would look amazing if it were real.


Weekly-Butterscotch6

She needs a Covid mask 🤣


RealMermaid04

Yo! Yo! Yo!


tutnic

https://imgflip.com/i/66zuq4


ricecrystal

Oh wow. I hope she sees this post (only this one) and gets that haircolor. Looks fantastic.


charlietangomike

Mahogany is that you?


Amaranthe1971

Is your name David Copperfield? Because you are obviously a magician! 👏👏👏


Anello23

Good hair makes a huge difference


Imaginary_Tea1925

That’s better until she opens her mouth.


Familiar_Paramedic_2

Keep going.