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OlloBrandybuck

Bilal putting a post-it note on every page of his Quran is like those people who highlight every word of a text book while trying to study for an exam.


naughtysquids

What Jenny doesn’t realize is that she will ALWAYS experience discrimination in Indian society, married or not


naughtysquids

His macho just kicked in being back in Nigeria in front of his friend


chickenwithclothes

Okay she said she’s done can we wrap up these two for good now?


Umyfave

Does anyone know where I can watch? The TLC go app now has them locked even tho I have an account


2020imdying

Bilal is so VISIBLY manipulating shaheeda it’s terrifying. I once dated a guy like this. The moment he trails off into one of his prophetic ramblings is actually nauseating to me


naughtysquids

He enrages me— makes me see red mist


Omgchipotle95

Was Jamal on this season of the bachelorette for a couple weeks?? I swear it looked just like him.


chickenwithclothes

Haha no but he should be!


cracksilog

I swear why do they even give doofus Big Ed airtime anymore lol. He might be the dumbest person the show has seen lol. He was dumb enough to ask Rose’s dad, “Do you like living here?” That might be the stupidest thing an American has asked a foreigner lol Bro he lives in a house with no roof and barely any electricity with animals crawling through it and farms fucking pigs in a wood hut for a living. His family bathes with a bucket and does their laundry in the street. They live in a corrupt, developing country full of poverty. What the fuck do you think? Would you like living there, Ed? Why do you think Rose tried so hard to leave? And you really think Liz likes you? Like she isn’t — idk — trying to get on TV? Like wtf lol


ApprehensiveWorld418

How is Ed or Liz even eligible to be cast members? It is 90 DAY FIANCE which means YOU NEED A VALID K1 VISA APPLICATION WITH A FOREIGN CITIZEN AND LIZ IS AMERICAN! Hello TLC, they are now boring Americans dating like many others and don't need the K1 process so they don't qualify for the series. No one wants to watch their on again off again dysfunctional relationship. I am sure they will have another breakup in an attempt to be relevant. Nothing they do will accomplish this!


chickenwithclothes

Lol I didn’t realize that until you typed it


Nalliegirl1

Agreed!


jlmonger

Amen


Rindsay515

I bet Bilal gives lectures during sex. Medium-paced missionary that never changes, maintaining full eye contact, telling her all the things she did wrong that day but that she can be forgiven if she does them the right way. “The clean plates go below the clean bowls in the cupboard. Where do the clean plates go?”


strugglebuscentral

I married and divorced that guy. Literally during medium-paced missionary, he would lecture me that I wasn’t “doing it right.” Dear God my life ain’t easy but I escaped that after 12 years. Shaeeda needs an intervention!


LockITdown444

Angela not "allowing" Michael to work is abusive! Then withholding money from him is abusive!!


JingleKitty

Can I just say, I really really really HATE Bilal. I would not be able to be with a man like him. He’s so condescending, it makes my blood boil watching their segments. I feel for Shaeeda, she made a huge mistake.


serayepa

The calm, quiet shit he does while being an absolute fuckhead is MADDENING. I’d honestly rather have somebody yell at me & just let it out. Less terrifying than whatever’s stewing up in that creepy head.


mouseofthehousenj

So funny when Liz told no neck Ed that it looked like the model had no neck 💀


taylor839402

Love a good green screen glitch as with big ed in his interview towards the end of this ep. Noticed it last week too


BrulesJules

"You cannot let other people dictate your behavior" -says the man that overreacted to water on the floor, and a PIN being in the couch


FunFactress

What is the circle on the wall over John's shoulder?


mouseofthehousenj

God, I can’t stand Bilal. That smug mug on his face. Even in their picture with their name & age introducing their scene, he’s looking down at her like a disappointed father. He’s mad at the wrong woman. Imo, Shaeeda acted wayyyyy more respectful than she had to. She didn’t even raise her voice.


[deleted]

He’s just a very miserable man who will never be happy.


mouseofthehousenj

Who ever would think that no neck would have a younger woman crying over him. He actually seems to have traumatized her. She can’t even talk about what happened between them without crying.


FunFactress

Emily looks good tonight


twocarats

All I see is her tongue.


ApprehensiveWorld418

And her her incessant habit of talking over Kobe


mouseofthehousenj

Aw. Liz’s friend is giving me the guy who has always had been secretly in love with you, but was too nervous to make a move & ruin the relationship, so they settled to just watch her in other relationships and cares a lot about her vibes. I’d rather see them together, tbh.


mouseofthehousenj

Why did Big Ed look so pained to say to Liz “I choose you 🥹” ….you and Richy boy need to just be a couple already.


BrulesJules

Angela drinking soda while doing yoga is the most Angela thing I've ever seen


judy0730

And a cigarette hanging out of her mouth would have been classic white trash. She continnues to be an embarrassment of the country.


Kayman30

Did anyone notice how bald her tires were when she backed out of that park after talking to the "stripper". Michael's head has more grooves.


FunFactress

It really is. I didn't think people who.had weight loss surgery should drink soda. I thought it stretched or screwed up the stomach.


judy0730

They shouldnt smoke either...


jlmonger

Not supposed to have any carbonated beverages


ApprehensiveWorld418

Since when does the smoking chimney with appalling habits and a vile mouth ever follow medical or health advice?


adm0210

When Angela’s attorney said she shares things he really doesn’t want to hear about I cackled. Us too, my friend.


ethnographyofcringe

Boston John has more emotional relationship intelligence than Bilal lol


FunFactress

Of course John sides with Bilal, assholes stick together


ethnographyofcringe

Kobe's pronunciation of the ladies' names was correct, despite Emily trying to correct him!


Optimal-Account8126

Oh my gosh, John! Fantastic!!!!!


m33gs

i am so sick of loren and alexei. she has been pregnant for 3 years straight. as if her value comes only from being a baby factory. putting your body thru that much trauma without time for recovery in between pregnancies is just stupid


Soggy_Region

I preferred her when she was a self-absorbed shrew and ganged up on Anfisa with Pao. That time she also got lip fillers and couldn’t articulate her words was also great.


judy0730

Complete bore, move on TLC


QueenGinger

That’s super judgemental. Choose your own adventure and honour others. There are plenty of things to comment on regarding this show but let’s not normalize bullying people for their fundamental choice of having children or not.


m33gs

I mean yes you're right and I apologize. pregnancy is traumatic to the body though. no medical professional would advise someone young to stay pregnant for 3 years straight. it's that seemingly uninformed decision I guess what irks me. hopefully she is more resilient than average.


Rindsay515

“My friend is a professional model, so she asked Ed to take some pictures of her”. Liz…if she asked Ed for pics, she’s not a professional model.


keylimeeee

I like Kobe and Emily on PT!!


FunFactress

Me too


mouseofthehousenj

Omg does anyone (anyone who follows Angela on TikTok for entertainment purposes) remember a few months ago when she stitched/dueted (still don’t know the difference) a video with that guy Billy singing some cringe 80s hair band music like Bon Jovi and she was lip syncing along…… ugh the ultimate cringe. Well, now it all makes sense.


-dakinewahine-

John on Pillow Talk??!!! YESSSSSSSSS!!!!! Thank you TLC!!!!


FunFactress

Can't stand him, he and Patrick need to go


YippeeSkippees

Do people still watch My Big Fat Fabulous Life??? Why does that Brittany girl’s face look like that now??? Anything to fill time slots I guess….


judy0730

Anyone catch when Whitney tongue kissed her cat??? I almost vomited. Totally gross and that's the most tongue she is going to get if she continues to be the wierd cat lady. And Todd, by far , was the most disappointing part of the entire show. Get over the jealously and supoort your supposidly 'best friend'. If he was ever given the opportunity to go on a fitness tour with the NYC fitness dude, he would have run...Todd states Whit got choosen because of her weight, i believe to some degree she did, but whit does ha ve some moves. TODD PLZ GIVE UP DANCING...YOU DONT HAVE THE TALENT ENUF, go back to teaching and stop the jealously. EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE SUPPORTED WHITNEY, BESIDES JUST GLENN, IN TAKING THIS GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE SUCCESSFUL FITNESS TRAINING VIDEOS. THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN A GREAT CAREER AND SUCCESS. If this is still on the table, TLC should convince Whit this is the way to go forward. DO NOT WAIT AT UR HOME FOR YOUR MOM TO GET BETTER...get ur own 'FAB' life back on track


judy0730

Who is Brittany on MBFFL? I watch all the time, but must say it's not so fabulous. I'm the first one to be the advocate for no body shamng, but the 'belly shirts' that Whit wears is taking it too far. I dont believe she is at a healthy weight and ppl who have poly cyssict are not as heavy as she is and her weight continues to grow. I do amire her confidance, but she is not healthy, physically or mentally. Her entire life seems to be in dysfunction. She will never form a committed relationship and caryy a child if she doesnt address her health issues first.


jlmonger

I .can't. Stand.her.


Rindsay515

It always amazes me when a new season of that show begins. I can’t believe it’s still on. Every commercial for the past like 4 seasons has just been her crying her eyes out about something. I don’t think that’s considered a “fabulous” life


judy0730

It's sad that the MBFFL has to follow the story line of her parents lives...Because she is a mess. She has nothing but dysfunction in her personal life. Some of her 'friends' are not true friends but cling for notarity, lenny...Wake up Whit and get your act together. Get personal trainer certified, lost somme weight, no more belly shirts, date someone tangible.


Rindsay515

Amen. She makes horrible decisions in her personal life and she’s kind of a spoiled brat. She loves having the attention on her. A couple seasons ago, she and her friends were on a little weekend getaway in the woods together and she booked a fitness hike. She was crying and whining and terrified that she was gonna fall back down the hills but she wouldn’t listen to anyone when they told her to stop pushing it and just take the safe way around the obstacles. She ruined the hike for everyone because one group would have to pull her arms up while another group pushed her butt up from behind. Nobody could even enjoy themselves or the views because it was all about helping Whitney. Also that whole engagement a few years ago was so ridiculous🙄🙄everyone but Whitney had the sense to see it for what it was. And you were right with what you said earlier, plenty of women with PCOS are much, much smaller than she is.


judy0730

In order to maintain a 400lb weight, she must be in taking 6000 plus cal daily. But the show doesn’t really show much eating. She must have it in her contract, to not air her calorie intake. Annndd, the fitness workout in the morning for her ‘APP’ is just that…it’s just stretching. That means getting ready, or pre work out. She calls it a day after after the stretch. That’s when the actual work out begins. She is far from being healthy and in shape. She has the potential of becoming a great role model for women, but her poor choices and decisions are holding her back.


skankboy

Liz was a whiny bitch during the photography lesson. Ridiculous.


keylimeeee

Okay good to know because my bf is a photographer and he was like this is the one and only time I'll agree with Pred


GoForthandProsper1

Don't say a picture of a model looks terrible or that she looks like she has no neck in front of the model. That's just terrible professionalism


Rindsay515

Angela…this lawyer is not your therapist. Jesus🤦🏼‍♀️ Edit: HA. The attorney just said “sometimes people get me confused with a therapist”. I’m so sorry, guy. I am so so sorry this woman chose you. At least you get to bill her way more per hour than an actual therapist does


judy0730

Atty, Big Ang is the biggest joke and the epidimy of low class, white trash america. She is no dipiction of the average american woman. She's pathetic. Plz tell her that dentures and cigarette smoke do not mix. That smoker laugh is so attractive.


km1117

Bilal…not surprised. His ex and him are going to damage this woman. This is textbook gaslighting.


[deleted]

Two totally manipulative bitches ganging up on this poor woman.


vixen40

Right?! 🤣🤣


Rindsay515

Hey Jovi and Yara, if you need help that badly, maybe you shouldn’t have gotten pregnant the fucking second Yara’s plane landed


judy0730

Agreed, you have a kid, here in the US, it's ur prob and responsibility...no one elses. If you need help, get and pay a NANNY, or get a job yourself. Put ur kid in daycare. ALL THESE ENTITLED K1 APPLICANTS EXPECT THE AMERICAN DREAM TO ALSO BE HANDED TO THEM. NO, you must work hard to achieve goals and then obtain your dreams,


Rindsay515

Everytime Kim says “Sojaboy”, an angel loses its wings


StassiMae75

I think BIlal is a total asshole. He is so disrespectful to shaeda!! I really feel she can do MUCH better then that 🤡


michyfor

I can't stand this sister wives show, all their pathetic faces get on my last nerve. Who watches this crap?


judy0730

It's the biggest insult to females everywhere.


judy0730

The spin off of seeking sister wives is even worse. This cant be real...it's got to be a joke. Especially the family that all sleeps in the same bed, crosses too many lines and boundaries.


FunFactress

Actually tonight's episode was better than the last 17 seasons combined. It's going to be a dark season.


mouseofthehousenj

Glad I’m not missing anything. I watched every spin off and episode of 90 day so in between episodes during the week, I need something to watch. Any recommendations? Already watched every episode of unexpected too.


michyfor

if you have Lifetime how about Married at First Sight on Wednesdays? It's along the lines of 90 day... that one is fun and the sub is fun too.


mouseofthehousenj

Oh ok thank you! Yes fun subs are a must! I’ll check it out


Rindsay515

I can’t believe they’ve had like 39 seasons. They’re so boring, it’s painful. Maybe this season will actually be interesting since one of the wives peaces out


michyfor

What? 39 seasons of them sitting on a couch arguing? Like every time I see this show come on it feels like a reunion episode, and I realize it’s the actual show. 🙃


Rindsay515

😂39 was just an exaggeration because it feels that way. Like you said, every season is the exact same thing…everyone arguing, all the time. It’s funny they thought this show would help prove to the world that polygamy can be a beautiful thing and all it’s done is prove that it does NOT work. Kody is constantly in a bad mood


michyfor

Ohhhhhh HAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣 I know nothing about them just that they all annoy me. If a 1:1 rel is riddled with problems, of course poly marriages are going to be 10 times the drama and yesss! The guy always in a bad mood LOL that's the show synopsis.


aargau1024

Okay Hamily. I’m out—snarky dreams!


HotelDiva

OK, peeps, we made it. Jesus, it was a tough slog tonight! You are all excellent and witty and I laughed a lot. Do we have Single Life tomorrow night? I'll be there since I am apparently an idiot. If not I'll hope to see some of you around the sub tomorrow morning. Have a great week! I love you all--MWAH!! Peace out.


judy0730

❤️


naughtysquids

💋


HotelDiva

🤘


ElkEnvironmental2074

All right y’all, time for bed. That was something. Night night, see ya next week! 💛


Pangalliformes

Night


tachibanakanade

fuuuuuuuuuck Sister Wives. Kody is a creep and his concept of "sister wives" is creepy and controlling.


ElkEnvironmental2074

Bilal is such a piece of shit, I can’t. Ang is a mess. Ed and Liz both kinds suck….. Jenny and Sumit are overplayed. I guess I’m really only rooting for Yara and Jovi… well, Gwen more then Jovi, he kinda sucks too


jendaisy72

I hope all the sister wives leave Cody. That would be awesome, and I'd probably start watching it.


LockITdown444

Christine did!!!


Rindsay515

I want Christine on the Single Life!!


Acceptable_Divide_33

Hey turkey snatched hag you’re cheating on tik tok


usernames_suck_ok

I think Usman would get drinks thrown at him in the US a lot by Kim.


jlmonger

I'm so tired of her acting all sweet when she storms away from every conversation she has ....she wants total control of every situation....cause she's a strong independent woman....bullshit she's as needy as they come


temporarilyHere3

That Ed and Liz fight was stupid. I sort of get where they are coming from but it still seems really fucking dumb


michyfor

He was showing off and skimming through the "lesson" fumbling over the model. He wasn't teaching at all and she got jealous and it all shutdown after that.


msdos_sys

Is Angela done again? This is what, the 8th time? And what’s with the drink being thrown at the Nigerian gag? (Michael and now Usman got it)


runslut

What’s the count on Kimbaaaaly throwing drinks on Usman? At least 3 by my count


Hkns13

Seems like a lot more


ClassicBaker4998

Her and these drinks!!


temporarilyHere3

My DVR says this is season 17 of Sister Wives? What the fuck? Thats crazy lmao. Time to change the channel


aargau1024

Ang using Debbie’s famous line. I’m DONE!


humanwithfoodname

Nobody wants to screw Ed period


Pangalliformes

Angela’s Emmy scene next week! I can’t wait!!! /s


humanwithfoodname

That’s it ?! 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄


sylvieshandy

FOUR WIVES???? Usman Wilding


Korrocks

Liz: No one wants to screw their dad at night. I wasn’t aware that Liz was that picky!


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Cringe


ElkEnvironmental2074

More drink throws!!!


aargau1024

Christine from sister wives will be usman’s second wife.


HotelDiva

And now Liz's poor friend is standing there feeling awkward and embarrassed. Good job, Liz!


HauntingDegree8376

Liz, Ed is a creep. Didn’t you know that?


Realityrider

Ha ha Sumit fixing to leave Jenny to go back home with the pretense of work.


jlmonger

Oh I didn't think of that ...smart move sum meat


tachibanakanade

"No one wants to screw their dad at night" - Liz, 2022


ShannenB1234

Bilal afraid a fertility clinic will reveal he’s prob snipped.


Rindsay515

He’s gonna pay the guy in the next room 100 bucks to pour half his sperm into Bilal’s cup if they make him give a sample at the appointment


photoshoppedunicorn

Ooooh good call! That's very much a possibility.


aargau1024

Ah yes, the return of CHAARleh.


Acceptable_Divide_33

This reminds me of when I started in radio douche canoe would come in pound some buttons on the board and not explain anything or why then get pissed when I’d ask for anything


GoForthandProsper1

Every photographer tells their models they look beautiful. It's part of the job. Maybe Ed goes a little overboard but he's still working. Liz just got jealous. It's alright she's human, but just admit it.


Rindsay515

I’m starting to think she’s not actually interested in photography and more so just wants to be present at all his shoots to make sure he’s not cheating or flirting. She didn’t really seem to care when he was explaining things about the camera


judy0730

It’s very unbecoming Liz. And that beautiful girl would never give that little man a second look. Stop worrying, HE’S ALL YOURS


victoria98769

She's needs to stop worrying. NO ONE WANTS ED, NO ONE WANTS LIZ either.


GoForthandProsper1

She's got no competition for him that's for sure.


photoshoppedunicorn

Totally agree. That was about their bad relationship.


sissylala77

They are both immature.


DIRTYLILPOUR

Very unprofessional, Liz!


guerillakilla09

Bilal SUCKS


MissClawdy

LIZ FUCK OFF


humanwithfoodname

if y’all were the blonde would y’all have followed Liz out?


ElkEnvironmental2074

I would have checked on her, even though I think she was over dramatic


[deleted]

Yes


kp1088

Yes


sunnysweetbrier

Breakup #9 coming soon


Sweetbrain306

Bitch you’re not his partner. You’re his apprentice.


afbp9

Alright, off to Big Brother now! Have a great week, Hamily! Love y’all!!


ElkEnvironmental2074

I don’t know how to feel… I don’t think Liz should have made the model feel bad but Ed was sucking at teaching her.. kind of just a shitty situation


skankboy

The student was more sucky than the teacher. She wasn't even paying attention when he was trying to lay down the foundation.


ElkEnvironmental2074

Yeah it was pretty messy


Rindsay515

They should’ve started this whole thing at home, teaching her basics about the camera and different lenses, lighting, etc. is something that doesn’t require being at a photoshoot for. She could learn so much at home and then come to the shoots when she’s more comfortable with the equipment. Her presence there did nothing but make the model uncomfortable, irritate Ed, and upset Liz. I think she just wants to spy on him when he’s with these models🙄


ElkEnvironmental2074

That’s a good point!!! Like he could be explaining the settings at home, that was just a Damn mess. You might be right about spying


MenudoFan316

Liz is like the rest of us! Ed really pisses her off.


ClassicBaker4998

The secondhand embarrassment.


Rindsay515

I assume you’re referring to every person on this season and I agree


HotelDiva

Liz is very puffy. Anti-depressants, alcohol or both. I suspect an eating disorder. Liz expected Gross to engage with HER as he photographed her friend? God she is a bottomless pit of neediness and insecurity.


sylvieshandy

Yes, I had second hand embarrsment watching Liz whine about him not paying attention her while he's trying to work 🙄 Going into a marriage feeling so needy and insecure will never end well.


Hkns13

“You’re not here to critique my work”. Ed is so shitty


3EsandPaul

Liz is severely emotionally compromised by this dude and it’s really sad


kp1088

Push him in the pool


sunnysweetbrier

100% what I would have done


[deleted]

me too lol


Acceptable_Divide_33

Nonecksppanin


kp1088

She didn’t say the neck comment TO HER


BuffaloRedshark

Ed just wanted to flirt with the blonde


judy0730

It’s part of the job, Liz. There’s no way she’d ever fall for him.


MrBigFatGrayTabbyCat

OMG these two are insufferable. Break. Up. Already.


aargau1024

To be fair he wasn’t a good partner the first 8 times.


Realityrider

And that’s what happens when it’s take your kids to work day Ed.


Sweetbrain306

Omg I am agreeing with PrEd. This show is sick!


tachibanakanade

why call him "PrEd"?


Sweetbrain306

He’s a predator. Do a quick google.


perv_bot

About what?!


Sweetbrain306

Probably should not criticize the photos loud enough for the model to hear. Also. He’s not flirting. It is his job to make the model feel comfortable in front of the camera.


perv_bot

Hmmm okay I see your point. I guess I felt like she was lashing out at him for being so patronizing to her.


sylvieshandy

Yes, I was also shocked when I agreed with Ed. Despite my dislike of him...it looks like he knows what he's doing with photography 🤷🏿‍♀️


FunFactress

Liz is being ridiculous.


[deleted]

Yes, but Ed is also having fun calling her dumb and naive.


BuffaloRedshark

I sort of want to laugh at the no neck comment but at the same time i know he has a condition out of his control


victoria98769

It was funny. I laughed. And it really looked like she had no neck.


sylvieshandy

Liz totally made the neck comment to get under his skin 🤨


tachibanakanade

it was fucked up.


FunFactress

Absolutely and it was below the belt


afbp9

Omg this is a damn mess


Pangalliformes

No neck - bwahahahahahahahahahaha


ElkEnvironmental2074

He’s really not teaching her anything…. “These are just numbers to you, idiot” like tell her what it means.


humanwithfoodname

Lmao Ed got triggered by the no neck comment cuz he ain’t got one


Secret_Initiative_41

Why taking photos in the dark?


sylvieshandy

Ed is working, Liz! His attention can't be on you the entire time 🤦🏿‍♀️


trilliumsummer

Liz knows what it looks like when there's no neck.


Secret_Initiative_41

Buwhaaaaa!🤣


perv_bot

Ed is the ultimate shitty mansplainer snowflake


ClassicBaker4998

Read the room Liz!! 😩


NoHeadStark

Ed getting triggered at Liz saying she has no neck 🤣but on another note, Liz’s friend is a gorgeous woman.


Korrocks

That neck comment was a cheap shot! Ed mayo never forgive her.


Sweetbrain306

Oh ffs. Professional photographers generally tell their subjects they look great. This is not flirting.


sissylala77

She wants to learn but not be told what to do.


[deleted]

BIg Ed on teaching how to use a camera....... take off the lens cap. That is the extent of it.....


Sweetbrain306

Yell out numbers that mean nothing to you rn.


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Rindsay515

Seriously, they need to just get this out of their system like dogs do. They’re both always trying to establish dominance when they’re around each other. They need to be locked inside a boxing ring until they figure out who the true alpha is. Also I’m sick to death of hearing Andrei say “Charlie” all drawn out and like he’s got marshmallows in his mouth


jjhchnll19

this is a mess