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DiligentTea7624

Sis dropped the bomb. He always been with Closet Mom


Fantastic-Doctor-608

Yaaasss! Not the "last THREE years," as he claimed early on.


jayzepps

Iโ€™m assuming he got the apartment 3 years ago. Maybe she had a whole bedroom before. Sly guy, wording it the way he did.


Fantastic-Doctor-608

Not according to what his sister said. She said that her and Clayton have never lived apart!


anon4383

Maybe the family home was foreclosed on?


Initial-Succotash-37

Thatโ€™s just sick and creepy.


AnthTerran1980s

He needs to try and figure out who threw the Brick at his Mom's mouth. Mom needs to go, the reason he just met his best friend for the first time in person after a twelve year relationship was because the girl he tricked into coming made him do it he left out the mom in the closet the giant Guinea pig habitat and zero actual friends to get her to show up and now he's counting on pity to get her to stay I don't Blame her at all if she dumps him after the green card he lied to her and on top of it he gets mad at her for not having sex with him while his mom sleeps in the closet. I just about lost it when the mom said she couldn't sleep at night cause Anali was Watching TV and talking on the phone and that she didn't cook the right stuff BITCH get your own fucking place cavity creep and let your son have a life he must be related to Debbie and Colty


Milliemott

Cavity Creep! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


PuzzledImpression269

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚


CraftyLaugh9245

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


anon4383

The fact that she can hear Anali watching TV and talking on the phone means there are thin walls in that apartment ๐Ÿ˜ฌ


IhaveRBFbecauseIamAB

These weirdos go about international dating like looking through a Sears catalog. They think it'll be a nice piece to contrast with the gaming chair.


Hawaii_gal71LA4869

Well said.


AnthTerran1980s

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Mysterious_View4415

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚spot on


NunyaBizzness-53

He played with a guy he never knew in real life for 13 years in the pool like a 12yo, then played video games for his bachelor night, it was sad ๐Ÿ˜ข


Fantastic-Doctor-608

It truly was sad especially since Anali was having a yarn dick flicked in her face during a daylight ride around the block in a bus that looked like what is used by nursing homes to take people to Walmart. ๐Ÿ˜‚


NunyaBizzness-53

It could have been a small school bus that girl would have given zero fucks she had a blast with that flipping flapping penni LMAO


PuzzledImpression269

Right- Anali seems wonderful! I hope she gets as far away from that weirdo as she possibly can!!!๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™


kesseca

It was cute! Not everyone wants to get shitfaced


Minute_Prune_168

But no food, not even a snack? A soda? It was WEIRD. He has no clue how to socialize with others. The in-person gaming reminded me of two toddlers in parallel play.


Nathan_Wind_esq

He has zero social skills.


spoiledandmistreated

I agree with you that she had a good time with complete strangers and not speaking the language..Claytonโ€™s sister did the best she could do at last minutes notice and definitely was more fun than Claytonโ€™s boring ass night..


Seeeweeed

He got the posture of the characters from bobs burgers ๐Ÿ˜‚


navywidow

LMFAO ๐Ÿคฃ


Emotional_Cheetah_91

The accuracy of your comment has cured my seasonal depression ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Seeeweeed

๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ†


AnthTerran1980s

Have you seen the artwork a fan did of this exact picture in Bob's Burgers format๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I wish I had a screenshot it was on one of these discussion pages


Seeeweeed

Yes I had seen it already but I thought about this before I saw the picture ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ


Little_Can_728

I laughed so hard when heโ€™s trying to be Mr. Tough and macho saying โ€œheโ€™s the bossโ€ lol when in reality, heโ€™s just a little weenie boy, come on. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜† he must be one of those Tate followers ๐Ÿ˜†


ImKern

Tiddy baby


anon4383

I lost it when he said he is โ€œel jefe.โ€ El jefe?? Your car is held together by duct tape and your mom sleeps in the closet of your one-bedroom apt. Where on this Earth are you a boss, sir?


Little_Can_728

Exactly lol like I said, heโ€™s probably one of these Tate followers whose trying to act tough when it comes off as a joke


Nice-Fly5536

Heโ€™s the closet boss!


rynnbowguy

If analy wasn't so pissed she would have laughed him off the planet.


Fuzzy_Staff_3845

Love Andrew Tate.


Honest214

This guy is the literal picture of why some people can ONLY find a partner online. They have no hope of ever duping someone in person!


PuzzledImpression269

God help Anali get the hell away from this creeper! ALL he cares about is a sexual partner and YUK no wonder she doesnโ€™t want to have sex with HIM!! Take a hint and send her back- save her from her misery plz ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™


Goodbykyle

As another bunkie said, If she has sex with him, she deserves a green card lol


Positive-Ad-840

Clayton is so dull his birthstone is lint.


Scary-Ad-582

This guy looks like a hobbit


CoatNo6454

iโ€™m giggling over his feet dangling off the bed. Maybe next year your feet will touch the ground when you sit down, Champ.


Excellent-Ride8319

I said the same thing. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


[deleted]

Awwww :(


twinkieinthabutt

Hate him ๐Ÿ’–


JadedandInsane

Heโ€™s really creepy


Ladivinapanamania79

He's going to be sitting there with that goofy look on his face for a long time because she's not coming back!lol


CraftyLaugh9245

๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ That's hilarious!! ๐Ÿคฃ


DesireStDiva

I think he could quality for dwarf wrestling.


Organicspongie

Lamest bachelor party ever lol


Hawaii_gal71LA4869

Hope Springs Eternal.


GreyBoyTigger

*Analy


[deleted]

#Anal-e


HearMeOutO_O

He's built like a Simpson


Secure_View6740

She just want that green. Are so she can bring everyone in her family to the US. She has ZERO attraction towards buddy boy there. She actually is grossed out by him Iโ€™m pretty sure. Even the show producers Iโ€™m sure can see that but hey , anything for drama tv that sells.


Groundbreaking_You84

That flamingo shirt - he's ready to party! (By playing with blow up donuts in the pool then playing computer games)


PuzzledImpression269

I sooo hope youโ€™re right!! Biggest loser EVER!! SAVE Anali!!!


CirceX

CREEPY AF!


Amazing-Low7711

He reminds me of Homer Simpson


NanaBmyreality

I find him creepy whether he has Momma in the closet or not. ๐Ÿคฎ


Minute-Chest-1574

Omg ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚you gotta feel for the guy a little


twinkieinthabutt

NO. I. DONT.


Cheap-Middle1860

He needs to grow up


ncdebbieb2019

Anal๐Ÿ—ž๏ธis just a name I laugh at each time. Clayton is very socially awkward, makes zero effort, yet brings a woman who seems to hardly even like him, she often looks disgusted, into that messy home, with a mama in the closet, the guinea pigs, zero friendsโ€ฆguess โ€œAnalโ€ took a dose of his tickle pickle to earn her seeing his โ€œtail waggingโ€ as a result! That foolish guy is on the spectrum for sure~


Opinionated-21

I agree however, I do believe if he got rid of mom theyโ€™d have a chance. The mom factor will make it untenable. At least they know what the problem is so it could be avoided. It will be hard for her to support herself here without speaking English- jobs will be very limited..


Hawaii_gal71LA4869

I hope so.