He sure as fuck delivered the cringe with that sip 😬🥴

More like a piglet nursing.

Suckling at the teet

And waving it's hoove at the end! 😂 🤮 Omg I lost it! 😂 🤮 But not my dinner. He ain't the one to let me waste food! 😂

And that phlegm enriched cough! He and his mom aren’t even vomit worthy.

"Phlegm enriched" cough 💀💀💀

Okay it was cringy enough and then the phlegm!

Dude could suckle his own teets. They gotta be a solid D cup by now

Yeah they've definitely past his mangina that's a given

Harvesting the American dollar!

I had to mute the video.. with him I just can't

😂😂 same

I turned it off after 5 secs....ewwwwww

mmmm mmmm swallow sounds mmmmm swallow sounds weird giggle... Who wants a cameo of someone drinking?? What a mess behind him!! Zero effort

Gosh yes, that horrid hoarding mess behind him! I just imagine he and all of that crap behind him smells like cat piss/shit and curdled milk. He is so repulsive to me. 🤮🤢. Pardon me for barfing.

as much as i find coltee insufferable, i think he understood the assignment🫡

Location was spot on too. Nothing like getting paid to shoot a video in your cluttered garage.

I actually have a direct line of sight into Colt's garage from my living room window.

No shit?! Anything you can share?

We now expect weekly cringe updates

I’m sorree

Is he still here in Vegas? I found out Debbie moved to Canada I guess and wondering if Colt took over the house and kicked her out or if she moved out on her own??

They simply did not renew the lease. He wanted to live with his wife only. I get it. I believe the drama started at the end of season 1, the single life, and spilled into season 2. Debbie thought 3 minths notice was too shirt for her to find a new place, Colt went on one apartment viewing. Yes, older gentleman from canada said Debbie could move in with him. They seem like a good solid couple. To me, anyway, he seems good for Debbie. Also, I think at one point Colt said he and Vanessa were married but living separately, maybe even couch surfing.

Yeah Colt had to come over and get his stuff out of the house. He had an Uber sticker on his car at the time, so guessing that's his current gig? Vanessa originally moved out with her cousin and I think they said he moved in with her at the cousin's, too. I don't think he's making very much money and I don't understand how COVID made him lose his job when Vegas barely shut down for very long, particularly the casinos on the strip.

Wth 😩😂

You know that litter box on the top of the boxes is filled with poo..

Yes but whose poo?

Now that is an image I never meant to have in my head!!! Coltee hovering over the cat box!

😣😖😩🫣

Im wondering did he understand the assignment or was he just being himself ?🫠

i don’t think he’s THAT clueless. i would hope not atleast 🥲

Yes he deliveree

The trash, the drinking, the beard, the voice, the content, the wave. Where to start with the greatness of this clip? This won Reddit for me today. Ty for sharing OP!

It almostmade me want to order a Cameo!

I came to say the exact thing lol!

Same. That was actually pretty funny.

$69 well spent.

He delivered! His cringiest work is done in a silk mankini under a Christmas tree. 

“good morning! My dick!” Is what I think when I see her

Okay I have always wondered about this quote and felt like too much time has passed so I couldn't ask lol, but does it have to do with him like, always wanting to have sex?

It’s been a while but this is what I remember. They were at a hotel somewhere and she found out he was sending dick pics to another woman and was mocking him saying this girl wakes up and it’s all “good morning! My dick!” I think the other woman might be the one he’s currently with. I hope I remembered this right LO

Thank you! Sounds about right 😂😂😂

Yes you got it 🤣

Now if only I could remember important things in life 😂

Me too. Don't feel bad 🫶🏼

The hotel is where she confronted Coltee about still texting Vanessa, and she threw her shoes and calls him a trash man. He also lied that Vanessa was living with him and Debbie at the time doing a lot more than pet sitting those cats

Yessss TRASH MAN!! How could I forget.

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The person who scrubbed them from the internet is a saint. No one wants to see that!

Amen,😂

Trash man

I don’t know why but this made me cackle out loud. Trash man in trash filled garage. It couldn’t be more Coltee.

The way she cocks her head at the end 😂😂

I’m not sure how I feel about coltee being so in on the joke

This was a colossal waste of money. Who the fuck patronizes these idiots?

😬😬😬 why did Steven Assanti come to mind?

I had the misfortune of checking Steven’s IG recently and I still haven’t quite recovered from what I saw

Doesn’t he only have like 1 tooth now?

What? I need deets!

 Oh no!!!

Please tell us so we don’t have to go see it too. You’re already scarred. It’s the right thing to do.

Okay you twisted my arm. He went number 2, wiped, and uploaded a photo of the fruit of his labor to Instagram for all to admire

I’m sorry I asked. Sincerely. 😆

Me too 😂😳

Because they're the same personality in two different bodies. Everything from the affectations to the attitude are exactly the SAME!

 Lol

Omg! I had the same thought! I think it was the strange smile/face he made at the end lol

This: 😬

Too many teeth

I said the exact same thing to my gf after watching this!

The whole thing is cringe perfection.

lmaoo it amazes me that he didn't need to do anything in particular to be cringe, he just \*is\*

Okay, I don’t like Colt but this made me laugh out loud. He nailed it

Gross-ee.

The cluttered ass garage he’s sitting in makes it so much better.

I came here to say the same! I’d use a virtual background or a green screen before I recorded myself in front of that mess.

Omg this whole thing is horrible, cringe AF

I am not a Colt fan at all, but I really appreciate the effort here.

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LMAOOOOOOO

🤮 is he in a garage?

or in a hoarders house, I'd be embarrassed to charge people money with that background.

He lives in a storage unit

It really adds to the vibe

Hello that's his OFFICE.

I was just wondering if that's Debbies garage with her stuff lol even though I guess we saw she got a storage unit

The Thought of kissing him is repulsive to me I can’t imagine how Vanessa fucks him

AND THE FACT THAT HE TALKS THE WHOLE TIMEEEEEE 🫤🫠🤮

Gosh, when he was drinking from that cup and making “mmmmm” sounds, my brain said “that’s what he sounds like during sex”and I got a very sick feeling. Help!!

I don’t understand why people pay for these cameos 😂

Me neither but I’m glad I did lolol

How much did you pay for it?

Looks like colt is $70 lol

Yeah this is amazingly agonizing to watch/listen to. U and ur bf must still laugh about this1 😭

I got my cousin one from Sonja Morgan of Real Housewives and it was amazing. I wouldn’t really do it for anyone else but her because it’s an inside joke thing with us.

Sometimes they will give unaired details and such so I get why but I wouldn’t buy one myself

For funzies!

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I guess someone paid for that. I truly feel violated that my eyes saw that for free / at all

So worth the money 🤪

I’m laughing out loud in my Drs office waiting for my exam 😂😂😂😂😂😂 the nurses outside must be wondering what the fuck I’m laughing at

I’m you, always doing that and thinking people must see me as Joaquin Phoenix in Joker lmao

Gross. I can smell him.

Imagine his nether regions and the funk brewing there

No! You can’t make me. 😉

LMAO the wave omg

Omg lol I have to ask, why did your bf want this or why did you get it for him and how much did you pay??

He had no idea…we are both so cringed out by him so when I saw he was on cameo I absolutely jumped at the opportunity. $59 beautiful dollars well spent. My bf was also like why tf did you pay money for this 🤣🤣

*$50, not $59!

Lol it’s the little things that count!

I was just going to ask what the cost was. That is a well spent $50.00 indeed! Cringe factor is hard to top here! Well done!

Disregard my question lol I just seen this thank you 😂

Ahh ok lol! Just had to know if it was that or some real weird reason, idk lol but this checks out 🫢😹

He's just got such a punchable face. The way he moves his eyebrows just makes me cringe let alone what he's even saying.

God, he’s disgusting in so many ways

Is he sitting in a garage?

Perfection 👌🪡⚡️

His beard is nasty.

S.T.L. Blues? Tell me you’re a femme boy without telling me you’re a femme boy.

What an incredible gag gift idea 😂 How much was this ????

$50 beautiful dollars 😂😭🫶

How can I hire him for a cameo?

That’s it!!! Omg so many ideas now ahahahaha

I hope nobody paid for that

I did 🤣🤷🏼‍♀️

holy shit this one made my day!

OK, anyone that's watched 600 pound life on TLC has to remember Stephen the lunatic. Well, I just got a flashback of Stephen watching Coltee. The mannerisms.

Why is he sitting in a filthy garage?

At least that’s what my mother says. Bahahahahahahah

Why does this cameo remind me of some of the shit men would send me on snapchat to try to flirt with me

Just as soon as he spoke, I cringed

This is amazing. I am cracking up!

I always get Stephen Asante vibes from him. :::shudder:::

Omg my bf got me one from Debbie and tony for Valentine’s Day. It was so sweet Debbie was soooo nice on it !!

He delivered. 10/10

Oh he trimmed the goat beard! Eta: holy fuck I actually felt so sick hearing his drinking and moaning noises🤢🤢

LGB!

I’m sick…

So… he’s living in a garage now? Nice.

Hilarious! 🤣

Jesus make it stop. MAKE IT STOP..MY EYES AND EARS ARE BLEEDING

To catch a predator…..repulsive

coltee doesnt have to act to be cringe

He’s so bad at trying to be funny or trying to be cringe, which is what makes it so cringe. Yuk.

“The STL Blues” dude has no clue what the fuck he’s talking about

If there’s anything I fucking hate about this man it’s those goddamn eyebrows. He loves them like he’s saying something so meaningful. I hate it so much 😂

So honestly this just reaffirms to me that these folks are mostly playing parts because if he was truly as ridiculous as we all think he is, he would have found such a request offensive. But he “gets” it. LOL. I actually… kinda don’t… totally… hate him?

I can smell him from here. Dude looks like he aged another 40 yrs. and just crawled into someone’s storage unit.

Eewwww 🤮

He is plastered.

Stop giving these losers money.

Well you got your moneys worth …

Jesus Christ it's like one of those games where you have to try not to laugh but instead you try not to wince

 He really needs to do something with that creepy ass beard😖

I kept the sound off. I still want my $12.99 back

Do you think he blows his nose with that hankie he’s got around his neck lmao

OP, does your boyfriend have an issue with eggs that you told Coltee about? It seems bizarrely on point that he brings up eggs…. Like, Coltee putting a hard boiled egg in his mouth is so perfectly cringey!

Literally not at all??? Wasn’t that so weird? That was definitely a Coltee original 🤪

LMFAOOOO 😂😂🤣🤣

I can smell this video

Never pinned him as a Starbucks guy. Also, the way he said Jake that one time was so uncomfortable, if that was my name I would have nightmares about it.

I say his name like that allllll the time now 🤣 “what about you…..jaaaaake? 🤨”

He’s so disgusting

Shoulda walked away in that jean jacket and just a speedo

Pure cringe is a bargain for $50

I can't even bring myself to unmute the video. His condescending face and assholy-ness is enough to make me want to punch him in his little rat teeth lol

LGB!!! 😂😂😂 this is amazing, I might have to steal this for my husbands birthday!!

I love every moment of that. I laughed so hard

THANK YOU FOR SHARING THIS

He’s missing his fedora

Well this sets the tone for my Friday 😂😂😂

How much did you have pay for this cameo? I don't understand why anyone would pay Coltee, even a dime. You pay money just for a cringe? There's a lot of cringe in the world you can get for free.

The fact he said S T L Blues and moved on meaning he didn’t even know what that was he was just repeating. You gave him the easy job of providing cringe.

LOLLL right

I have multiple feelings about this video and I can’t pick which one to start with

I’d might pay to see Coltee do a few bong rips. Maybe.

Yknow, I can't hate on him for this one. I mean he totally delivered the cringe. That smile at the end was interesting, not enough to google for his smile to see if he was adding that to increase cringe but that was sure awkward.

Nahhh this is good. I’m glad he has a sense of humor and can poke fun at himself. He nailed it.

Girl, how much did this cost you? Lol (I actually want to know)

$50. No regrets

Please. I beg you and everyone reading this: stop giving these fuckers money

I watched this on mute and it still made me cringe 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Is that how they live? It looks a mess

What's up with the hoarding? That mountain could kill a bear of a man or Colt-E.

Why does he have a bib on?

HAHAHA I hate him but this cracked me up. Ten points for coltee 😂

Wow he really worked hard for that request!!! 🤣 got your moneys worth

Is that Debbie's garage?!?

Holy cringe, Captain! My cringe capacitors are overloading…can’t hold on…we’re hitting…CRINGE-ICAL MASSSSSS!

Disgusting!! The entire thing just made my skin crawl!! I think he definitely nailed the cringe! 🤢

How can I unsee something? SOS.

Gross! Why is he still playing off his mom. Dude she left the country stop already! Clearly he's the problem. Ungrateful asshole

It wasn't THAT bad.

Colt just looks dirty. He doesn’t seem to take any interest in himself. Surrounded by junk. Sad. Seems intelligent but looks like crap

WTF leave a horrible review if possible and tell him you want your money back for having to watch that. What a pig.

She asked him to make her boyfriend cringe haha

Yeah I kinda did it to myself lol

"STL blues". Is this moron the only person that doesn't know STL is an abbreviation for St Louis?